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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you build it they will come – at least if you’re building a massage parlour since that’s pretty much the goal of the customer service experience….right…

I know…

Sometimes I can’t believe I am this brilliant. but I also can’t believe that at times in my life….like in line in front of me at the grocery store, liquor store, bank, post office, really any retail outlet….except a massage parlour….or like when I am sitting on the bus, at a doctor’s office, in a movie theatre….I am an arms length distance away from a vagina…LIKE a vagina, clothed and a stranger, but still a vagina…is THAT CLOSE TO ME….

I FIND COMFORT IN THAT…AND IN DOING LINKS…BECAUSE here are some stepLINKS….a lot of fucking stepLINKS…it’s exhausting…

Hot Model Josephine Skriver’s Pool Day Swimsuit in Utah
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Charli XCX in her Underwear
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Olivia Culpo Bikinis in Cabo
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TikTok Dance Surprise!
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Kat Dennings Brings a Booty SHot
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FKA Twigs in a See Through Dress
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Joss Whedon insults Gal Gadot’s intelligence
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Why Hire Someone When You Can Do It Yourself
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Christina Aguilera has an Announcement
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Anne Winters Bikini Quarantine!
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Julia Rose Seems to Address Pregnancy Rumors in Bikini
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Former Cop Turned OnlyFans Star Says She’s Made $2.3 Million on the Subscription-Based Platform!
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Porn Star Richelle Ryan Wants to Add Joe Burrow to Her Roster
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RC Truck Does Snow Removal
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Olivia Culpo in a Racy Cut Out Dress Looking Good
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Addison Rae Tones Things Up – 80’s Style!
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Julian Edelman Responded to Losing $100k on Patriots Loss
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Bella Hadid Opens Up About Not Having a Stylist for 2 Years…Poor Thing.
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5 Unwritten Bathroom Laws
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Fascinating Photos of the Civil Rights Era
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DJs Trolling their Crowds
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Rebecca Black on Tour Looking Good!
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Ireland Borba is a 49ers Fan for Life
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Tony Romo believes Dak Prescott is to blame
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Pretty Accurate Depiction of Men…
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Fans Makes a Halfcourt Shot for the Win
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Jeff Goldblum Male Model
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Malu Trevejo Bikini Hula Hoops
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Bebe Rexha Sings Rihanna
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NFL fans had jokes regarding Patrick Mahomes’ brother
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Jerry Jones Reacts to Stunning End to the Cowboys Season
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Brittney Palmer’s Nude Selfie
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Senior Cop Chokes Out JR Cop
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Drifting Action on an RC Car
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Fake Socialite Anna Gets a Movie and Here’s the Trailer
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Life Saving Moments in Sports
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Christie Brinkley Rocks a Tiny Black Bikini!
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A Bills Fan Threw a Dildo at Patriots WR Kendrick Bourne
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Volcano From Space1
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SNL did an Urkel Reboot
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Nude Model in the Harbor
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Farrah Abraham Responds to Arrest!
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Worst Winter Drivers
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Insane Japanese Pranks Compilation
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Doctor Teaches You How to Drain a Stuffy Nose
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Nude Model in Black and White
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Donna D’Errico Still Fits in Her Baywatch Swimsuit!
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Shares Fun Fact About the Jets QB and Aaron Rodgers
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10 Most Confusing Pit Stops in Formula One
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Guy Makes Uncle’s Tesla Make Fart Noises
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Nude Model Posing on the Wood Floor
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Porn Star Mia Malkova Shares Her Embarrassing Ultimate Fantasy!
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Get Some Jack Black!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kanye and Julia Fox Porno Shoot
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Sara Sampaio’s Slutty Top
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Lottie Moss Slutty Bikini
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Elsa Hosk Shows her Belly
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Ambrosio. in a Tight Dress
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Ashley Benson in Leather
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Madeylyn Cline in a Corset
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Nicole Eggert. in Sweats
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Megan Fox Underwear Dress
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Avril Lavigne Thinks She’s Still a Teen
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Upskirt Dildo Surprise
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Public Degeneracy
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8 More Public Acts that Make You a Whorel
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Cosplay On / Off
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Hiking Pussy Show
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Flaming Pussy!
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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Boobs on Glass
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Thick and Busty
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ORGASM
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8 Reasons to Say WTF is That
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Sluts at Music Festivals
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Slutty Teeth Whiteners
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Hotty Getting Naked
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Hot Playboy Shoot
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Nude Model and the DIldo
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Pussy Reveal
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2 Heads are Better Than One
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Masturbation!
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Hot Octavia Flashing!
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A Bunch of Butts
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We Call Her Car Fingers
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Mental Mondays
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Naughty Nurse has a Buttplug In
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Fucking the Babysitter
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Sharing the Wife…
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Big Weird Toy
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Gothic Butt Plug
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Double Stuffed with Toys
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Dirty Fingernails for the Dog Toy Release
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Work Squirt
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Butt Plug Therapy
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Pussy Cinematography
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Cumming On Tits
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Foot Suck and Fuck
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Pussy Puzzle
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Amateur Fucker and her Archive of Fucks
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2022

Jan

Sydney Sweeney Fucks of the Day

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With last week’s Sydney Sweeney Euphoria rant, I said that I wasn’t going to watch the season…and that I’d stick to just posting the Sydney Sweeney sex scenes you know they’ll be pushing all season now that she’s a viral fucking star, far more famous when they first showed us her tits, even though she had small roles on some huge shows, meaning she was pulled out of the industry and created by the industry, which just doesn’t happen that much anymore, it’s all fucking social media idiots who the industry partner up with because of their followers, not because of the talent, but because of the digital marketing prowess…boring.

I want my celebrities brought to me from the ether, not from a self produced IG account or YOUTUBE channel….

Anyway, they did good with Sweeney, thanks to her big tits, but they still probably can’t carry the overhyped show….written by some spoiled industry child with a VERY succcessful father…meaning his interpretation of “Kids these days”…is all manufactured from his imagination, reading reddits or scrolling instagram…HIS candy ass upbringing as a rich kid in LA makes his EDGINESS a fucking lie…and for that reason alone…you can’t take that show seriously…

If anything, I just see it as pushing this satanic agenda that teens are these broken, drug addicted, sex addicted, shells with no real integrity….

So when I see people hype the shit up, I think how two dimensional and obvious the characters are…I think of how bad this is for the future generation to think this is high school and how you should act…and I think how ugly they make Zendaya…

Let some rich brat who doesn’t know shit about struggle, or edginess, unless he lived in a Brooklyn loft that daddy paid for, get a TV show where he basically does some rich person parody of the teen plight of modern times…instead of giving a show to an actual 20 year old who just lived it is TYPICAL…which is why most content fucking sucks….

I do not see a masterpiece, although they do use HIP filters on their footage to give it a vibe…and I don’t see humor, fun, or funny….like a coming of age story for teens in the 90s with American Pie, or teens of the 80s with John Hughes shit….this is just a product of the WORST victim minded whiney sexual liberated trash you HOPE society doesn’t actually look like…

I did end up watching the first episode, it was garbage, but who cares about what I think, the CRITICS love it….and I’m really only here for Sweeney’s tits that in last night’s episode got fucked from behind and made to jiggle…the way you’d want the hangers to hang when in doggy style formation…

She is the best the show has to offer…and that’s about all I got for that.

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2022

Jan

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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You may or may not know this about Rihanna, but she’s a billionaire LINGERIE tycoon, which I would argue was probably not that hard to pull off being Rihanna and all, but I guess no other popstar has launched their own lingerie brand that’s had as much success, at least not that I know about, and all it took was finding the flaws in the mall brand Victoria’s Secret and their marketing, and making it for the the instagram crowd….easy, direct to consumer, no RETAIL STORES needed cash grab…

Not bad for someone from the ISLANDS….who managed to leave the islands as a poor teen to make it in America…a pretty SUSPICIOUS storyline that we’ll never really know the real story of…but since they’ve scrubbed the video of her signing in her HIGH SCHOOL proving she had no actual talent…you’ll just assume she was a prodigy I guess…a prodigy who is now a empire…

The point of the story is part of her deal with her brand partners is that she does lingerie shoots each month, and I’ll guess this is that shoot, where she’s looking alright to me…I mean an already rich as shit pop star, doing instagram quality lingerie shoots, is pretty fucking brilliant, even if it’s just part of a bigger cash grab that she doesn’t need…who cares…more money the better if it gets girl half naked on the internet…

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2022

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know what the medical workers will do when this whole covid thing passes, will they still be seen as heroes, will they still be a fetish or will people go onto other trending professions…will they replaced with funeral directors, or maybe something else like conspiracy theorist chicks who were right when labeled misinformation, not disinformation, since the information is accurate, just not presented the way they want it to…

Just joking, covid ain’t going anywhere, so we will have more and more medical workers surfacing as moonlighting Sex workers, mooching off people who feel grateful they exist, or guilty that they got to stream for 2 years while the medical workers went to stressful work…or maybe the whole medical worker aspect to all this is meaningless and what we have to focus on is the nudes,..who cares what the day job is… here for the nudes…because all this medical related shit is a downer…even when it’s nude.

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2022

Jan

Kate Hudson Ass of the Day

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I don’t know how old these KATE HUDSON on a hike in a bikini gifs/videos are from…but I know the 45 year old mom of a few kids with an alcohol problem, who thanks to being shat out of the right womb was able to make a ROMCOM name for herself, before somehow scamming her way into a direct to consumer instagram brand that’s possibly made her into a billionaire…has got to stay as fit as humanly possible so people buy into her accessible fitness brand that makes her billions of dollars…

So if she’s starving herself out, working out, keeping fit so that she can produce middle aged slag bikini hikes like a girl on reddit, for you to look at and jerk off to if famous rich mom ass in full back panties are your thing….or if Goldie Hawn is your fetish and knowing this came out her cunt is your thing…or maybe you like that she’s walking like she’s got a DICK in her ass, maybe she’s one of those BUTTPLUG to work girls because you can’t only do VAGINAL when you’ve got HERPES…or still capable of periods cuz she’s not quite that old yet….running the menopausal countdown to the girls I used to post 18 years ago for being HOT is pretty depressing…

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2022

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Bodysuit of the Day

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After watching the whole NOVAK trials and tribulations of Australia being a fucking police state, crazy fucking, overly scared of COVID, state of fucking lunatics…you know where an elite athlete who doesn’t want to take experimental medicine is forced to legally fight deportation laws, which he ultimately lost, in order to play tennis at a bullshit tournament that’s one of their big Grand Slam tournaments, but still a bullshit tournament for being such pussies over vaccines….

I was reminded that tennis pussy is the best athlete pussy. I like to watch girl tennis, I like the outfits, I like the sounds, I like the sweaty panties…it’s a wonderful and erotic sport…and it’s designed for RICH people…which makes it all feel so much classier to jerk off to…

When I am reminded of tennis pussy being the best athlete pussy…the kind you can jerk off to, I think of hometown hottie Eugenie Bouchard, who is not necessarily the top player in the world, I’m not even sure she’s in Australia for the tournie….but she is in some tight outfit from the garbage humans we call the Kardashians…that are not only showing her panties but also her strong fucking glute muscle…she’s an athlete you know…they have strong glutes…the kind that can SQUEEZE your dick off if you ever got the chance to get that close….

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2022

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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Not all MILFS are created equally…and the whole MILF thing is a little weird, at least if you are a negative motherfucker like me, who is never satisfied with the gifts that I am given, and feel that people can always do better, you know because I see MILFs as a level of desperation, trying to grab onto any hook they can to try to market their nudes as they are on the SLIPPERY SLOPE of being destroyed on all levels, except maybe spiritually, since having kids is GOD’s WORK, but on every other level, since spirituality isn’t really an interest in people these days, where monetizing their nudes is…

MEANING, I think moms should be out there being moms, giving their husbands a weekly or monthly fuck to try to keep him engaged in the relationship, knowing that she’s too busy and exhausted being a mom to really be a sexual being people want to fuck…

So when I see MILFs doing hot girl shit, even hot MILFS, I wonder why they are so desperate in their attention seeking, are they broke, is this the last ditch effort to feed their kids because the dad is a deadbeat..which I guess makes jerking off to them hotter….because desparation makes a nude selfie hotter…

Even though, these are probably not desperate attempts for attention, to prove they have sex appeal, to prove they can still fuck, I mean we know they can fuck, by the whole KID thing…it’s really a complex thing, even RETARDS can do it…

BUT as an old fuck, these MILFS were probably not even born when I was 20, so that alone makes MILFs not as bad as I’ve programmed myself into thinking.

All nudity on the internet is GOOD nudity.

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2022

Jan

Cindy Crawford Old Hands of the Day

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Here’s a lesson in the aging process that you MAY or MAY not be familiar with, but that I’ve obviously written about hundreds of times over the last 20 years on this site, because I have no real interests or hobbies and all my stories are about 20 years old, before fully becoming a reclusive hermit before it was MAINSTREAM or cool…if anything…it creeped a lot of people out.

Anyway, the lesson is OLD AS SHIT rotting women who try to FAKE things in such an OFFENSIVE way, like Cindy Crawford, your American Dream Supermodel of the 90s, totally BULLSHITTING motherfuckers into thinking her FACE is this smooth…

This is worse than the old hags on dating apps using BLURRED out old photos, only to meet them to fuck and realize “missed the fucking mark on this one, but I’ll still cum on her face, we’ve COME this far”….

You see, ladies have been LYING on the internet forever, there are MTV shows about it that branded the term CATFISHING…but CINDY CRAWFORD is a public figure, people look onto her and think “so this is what 60 looks like when you are rich and famous, my life sucks, I’ll just kill myself now and get it over with”….

CINDY CRAWFORD is out here making people FEEL LIKE shit about themselves, not being honest aboput her genentics or her ROT….and that is fucking WRONG….

BUT with all old bitches, you can always AGE THEM OUT…like the RINGS of a TREE by looking at their hands….THOSE SHITS remain cryptic or CRYPTKEEPER-LIKE right into the OLD folks home, no matter how BLOWN out the rest of them is thanks to narcissism and no respect for the audience….no matter how many BLOOD transfusions with CHILDREN BLOOD to stop the AGING process in WEIRD Hollywood rituals…WE know that you’re rotting…

It’s one of those don’t judge a book by the cover situations, where you know her pussy’s still 100 years old and creating noxious swamp gases that will knock a motherfucker out if standing behind her at HOT YOGA CLASS in Malibu….YOU CAN MISLEAD the rot, but you can’t stop the ROT…so enjoy this FUCKING lie…cartoon caricature bullshit LIE….that is actually the fucking problem..

You know, they shit on hot skinny models for being hot, and NO ONE shits on old as shit models, or fat fucks, or ugly fucks using FILTERS, FILLERS and BOTOX to push their fucking lie that ACTUAL MISLEADS people…

THOSE are the REAL enemy….and nothing more shameful than old people pretending to be young people…it’s been a level of pathetic I’ve seen in grocery stores for as long as I can remember…

THERE is no harm or SHAME in being an old as shit billion grandma aged pussy LIKE YOU ARE…if anything, it could make her MORE interesting since I’m not fucking into COSPLAY bullshit LIES….

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE HANDS…to catch them in their TROLL.

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2022

Jan

Frida Aasen Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Frida Aasen the TORSO in some lingerie to show off her really long torso that only a crazy person would look at her hot body an say “she’s hot, but look at that torso”…that is some fucking WEIRD initial feedback of one of the only models out there who still looks like a model…one could even consider someone like me a total fucking psychopath for even noticing her long toros whilst half naked in these nice oiled up and tanned pictures of the NORDIC goddess they don’t call ODIN…especially when they are people like me who would fuck a torso, not because of the whole psychopath thing, but because it’s the only bitch willing to fuck me back…USE ME LIKE A FLESHLIGHT HER BIO on tinder read….CHALLENGE…ACCEPTED you legless dream who can’t escape my ROMANCE on foot…

In conclusion, TORSO or not, FRIDA AASEN is great.

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2022

Jan

Lindsey Pelas Brings the Good Times of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas is a Louisiana born and raised set of monster tits that was able to move to LA and do that whole LA scene where she likely got passed around, or at least invited to multiple important dates, events, dinners, netflix and chills, because with tits like this, no matter what you do, you matter…

Meaning, if you’re a dental hygienist, or a fucking plumber, but built like Lindsey Pelas, you’ll be the HIGEST PAID worker in the category because of the monster tits, unless you take the fucking hint and move to LA where you can be a set of monster tits for rich people…

Anyway, an early BIG tits on instagram viral sensation, who used to monetize through the instagram brand deals that pay nothing compared to the OnlyFans money, is on a CASH THE FUCK IN…and she’s FINALLY revealing some TITTY….unless she’s shown her big tits before…I don’t keep track of that shit…but we’ll assume that she does it more for a paying crowd.

I am sure that the people who manage her ONLYFANS will be mad that I’m reposting her work, they don’t understand that this is marketing and promotion, saying “HOLY SHIT Lindsey Pelas finally pulls the titties out to the paying customers/fans”….you should probably get in on that because as you know, things slowly lose steam and she’ll have to get more and more hardcore to maintain the 100k+ she probably makes pr month doing this…that she’s now used to…and it could eventually lead to SEX videos…we can only HOPE right…

I think monster tits are a gift, a talent and she’s doing great things with them…so keep up the good work…those fuckers are bigger than my head.