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2022

11

Jan

Heidi Klum No Panties of the Day

Heidi Klum still looks good on instagram…..maybe it’s a crack team of digital editors who know how to make a dinosaur look like it’s still in the prime years of her life and not about to dive down that dried up pussy menopause journey that she’ll likely ignore because she’s not that kind of lady….not one to be a granny who bakes cookies…but rather a granny who makes men want to do everything in their power to knock her up…knowing that the menopause is just a roadblock and with enough fucus and cum they can power through it together….you know…cuz she’s hot…and worthy of cumming inside even if her pussy turns to sandpaper or dust as it does…there is LUBE for that…and really the dry pussy friction is a god-send to the small cocks…IT ALLOWS THEM TO FEEL something even if it’s painful….YOU CAN POWER THROUGH IT…if you’re inside of HEIDI KLUM and not some other old bitch that doesn’t look like this…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a happily married woman who clearly has a lot of sex with her rockstar husband…when you’re rich…you can live in luxury and fuck all day because you can pay people do to all the menial shit for you…like raise your kids…but yes, you can still fantasize about fucking a married women, if she’s famous and will never EVER fuck you back…especially when she’s just an AUGMENTED REALITY VERSION of herself…

Unless you weren’t thinking that, but more into the whole wearing a stripper dress despite being a dinosaur since women, even expensive ones, dress cheap when getting cheap clicks…likes and follows….

But I think you should be thinking about cumming in her instead, assuming you weren’t…..which I don’t.

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2022

11

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Update of the Day

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Yep….still ugly…

How dare Disney lie to us about her hotness back when she was one of their earners…totally confusing people into thinking she was hot when she wasn’t because people have a hard time coming up with an opinion of their own, so they rely on the media to do it for them….it’s a real crime against humanity…you know when billion dollar, or even trillion dollar corporations flex their muscles and use all the tactics from their expert team of high paid professionals, to execute war-like psychological warfare that they call MARKETING…to manipulate the weak and malleable minds of the MORON class of useless eaters into buying into their PROPAGANDA on things like Ashley Tisdale’s hotness…LUCKILY they’d never apply that muscle to thinks like the NEWS, POLITICS or general WOKENESS….I mean they’re good like that…keep it focused on whether mediocre bitches they cast are seen as sex objects because of the whole having a vagina thing…..THAT goodness for ethical us of brainwashing power….which is obviously why it is the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH…..unless it was Tisdale’s management pushing that agenda and not the show or the network it was on…but either way, they told me she was HOT and I didn’t buy it….and STILL DON’T….but I like to check in sometimes to see if my original instinct was right….IT WAS.

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2022

11

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve been reading a lot, which isn’t very much for me, since I am dyslexic, but you already know that….

But yeah, I have been reading a lot about the vet who runs one of the vaccine companies saying that your two shots are useless, you’ll need a third to get you until March, when they’ll have a fourth one ready for you..because they work! Don’t ask questions. They work. Trust the science…even if no science went into the studies on the effectiveness, because why bother when you can CASH GRAB and enforce that shit on everyone….make them feel like it’s the right thing, even if it makes no sense…because TRUST THE SCIENCE…

That’s why I choose to look at SCIENCE I actually believe in my soul, THE WAIST TO HIP RATIO correlated to the level of hotness, like a bunch of FRAT BOYS in training making a fuck list by ranking the girls in the class based on how fuckable they are….it’s not just about tits, we’re more complex than that, it’s about looking like fertile women for us to implant our semen in, even if we don’t want to breed, our primal brain is telling us to breed.

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2022

11

Jan

Bella Hadid Nipples of the Day

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I don’t go through life thinking to myself that I need to see the overrated scam that is Bella Hadid, a rich LA kid that was likely not very hot growing up, because she’s barely hot after all the surgeries I am sure she’s had, but they packaged her as a top model regardless, probably because she had a lot of followers, the right friends and could push sales for the brands she worked with…I don’t know the reasons…I don’t care about the reasons….

I am trying to say I don’t go through life wanting to see a Bella Hadid selfie with her nips out cuz her shirt is see through and she’s in the mood for some low hanging fruit clickbait to get her views up and feel good about her empty self thanks to the METAVERSE being so kind to her…allowing her to be the hot chick she always wanted to be….

But when the nips happen, I don’t mind looking….even if it’s not something I am seeking…her tits look properly built…and sometimes that’s all they need to be.

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2022

11

Jan

Charli XCX Bra and Panties of the Day

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Charli XCX has always been a plump busty whore, only no one gave a fuck about her back when she was first trying to make it in America, which I thought was more of a hobby project, where she worked in nightclubs performing, but worked at Hot Topic or American Apparel where she would get a discount on her body suit costumes she’d wear, but I was wrong…she was actually signed in multi-million dollar contracts and lived in baller houses and was a legit celeb without the whole celebrity aspect because no one really knew who the fuck she was…NOT THAT THAT MATTERS…it’s about the money fools…

Anyway, she recently did a rebrand, which was her doing satanic rituals in music videos the way the entertainment industry powers like, securing her place as one of their puppets and all of a sudden she’s doing media torus and ACTUALLY becoming famous….they had money in and figure it was time to cash out on their big tits…

So in the rebrand, media tour, finally existing which probably feels GREAT for her soul…..she’s in this shot wearing some athletic panties in some RACY cunt exposing poses and I THINK if you look close enough you’ll see the wet spot…that’s the whole point of grey panties…

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2022

11

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are a great accessible way for housewives to show the world their cunt after pilates class and thanks to COVID, they’re not just wearing them for pilates class, it’s the NEW NORMAL People and they wear that shit everywhere…when they are on ZOOM pretending to do work now that they don’t have to go to the office, when they are at the grocery store, which is my only social interaction with tight pants, and they are hot….especially when they are with their college aged daughters, who are also in tight pants, so you know it’s a family affair…some FLY IN THE WALL shit that you’d only get to experience if you were a guest in their home on Christmas where they are hanging out in their panties playing mom/daughter wrestling, their family tradition…but now it’s brought to you in the produce section…amazing…tight pants…are….amazing..

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2022

11

Jan

Nina Dobrev Snow Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev, the Canadian Immigrant who made it in America because she clearly just used Canada’s easy immigration laws to her advantage, always knowing that once she made it to North America she knew that she was a fucking star…she just couldn’t do it as a child in a cold water flat in War torn Soviet Union…I guess…but she used that Eastern European intelligence and hard work to figure it the fuck out, or she was sold to the entertainment industry via Canada…and now she gets to hang out in the SNOW that’s not CANADIAN snow…because she’s too good for that…but instead American SNOW with her American Snowboarding Billionaire boyfriend…and together they produce weird snow bikini clickbait because everyone’s an exhibitionist whore…

To not, the 30 something has some long legs and tits, and that’s good enough for me…

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2022

11

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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When it comes to body empowerment or the whole body positivity movement, we’re forced to deal with the loudest voices in the room, which for the most part aren’t the majority, which is a good thing when it comes to that woke agenda that they pretend is the way of the future, but is really just a fucking joke to most people….because it’s a fucking joke…that is trying to say jokes are illegal or mean or hate speech just because we laugh at people’s ailments like man has done since the dawn of time…like if a bitch is fat, the bitch is fat and we must remind her of that everyday so that she knows her fucking worth….tinder, dating apps, hook-ups, and social media has given them a false sense of confidence, or worse, activism…where they pretend to be hyped on being lazy fucking slobs…no one is hyped on being a lazy fucking slop..it’s more a throwing the fucking towel in situation…

Anyway….when it comes to body empowerment, body positivity, not being ashamed, there are a few groups taking note off…the small titty girls saying “I HAVE SMALL TITS AND I AM PROUD”…because they do it by showing their tits and I like all tits…even ugly tits…even uneventful tits…and they do it for LABIA support and BUSH empowerment…meaning girls are out here showing off their lippy cunts…being like “I AM HUMAN HEAR ME ROAR BY LOOKING AT MY LIPPY CUNT”….take that misogynists…..YOU SURE SHOWED THEM….your cunt so they can sexualize and jerk off to you like NATURE intended….like BULLYING the weak….IT IS HUMAN NATURE!

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2022

11

Jan

The Reset is a Good Thing and Other Videos of the Day

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Wear the Mask..

Hot Mic in Australia

Hot Talent

Big Titty

Today’s Yoga Move

Nice Shorts…

No Bra

Small Bikini

Ass Work

TikTok Dimple Challege…What?

There’s another one…

Jingle Bells Challenge…Really?

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

11

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While the world is collapsing, whether you want to admit it or not, whether you think the freedom fighters will beat the most powerful people in the world or not, there’s some weird fucking shit going on and we likely won’t be surviving it…so your natural reaction should be “Status Quo, If I pretend it will go back to normal, maybe it will go back to normal”….but yeah, while the world is collapsing, I’m here wondering why women are still shaving their pussies, you know haven’t they realized that is one of the biggest scams of their time, I mean before forced vaccinations with experimental shots, because I’ve been a bush advocate throughout the shaved pussy era, you know one of those freedom for pussy hair fighters who didn’t subscribe to the propaganda or narrative and who spoke to EACH and every women I met about the importance of NOT shaving their bush…yet no one listened, they thought I was some kind of conspiracy theorist who doesn’t understand that hairy pussy is gross even though it’s the natural state of pussy and like a head of hair can be styled in many unique ways…like a fashion accessory…instead of just being some chaffed prickly exposed scared and alone bare skin…..alopecia vs farrah fawcett hair the pussy edition….but yeah…even in the collapse….bitches are so brainwashed they shave their cunts….and here are some stepLINKS…in the morning,…

Stripper Dishes On Celebrity Tippers
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A Possibly Drunk Stetson Bennett Made His Appearance on “Good Morning America”
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Dressing Up a Raven as Santa
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Adele Buys Stallone’s 100 Million Dollar House
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Girl Joins Subway Rapper for a Session
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Titty Model Posing
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Bitches in Cosplay for the Nerds
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Claire Kittle Celebrates
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Fans Pretend their Team Scored a Goal
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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