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2021

Dec

Jordyn Jones Tesla of the Day

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I am a firm believer than anyone who buys into the whole TESLA HYPE is some digital cuck middle of the road loser who just does what they are told, or what they think they are supposed to do, instead of what is actually cool.

That’s not to say that Tesla’s aren’t fast and fun to drive, not that I’ve ever driven one, it’s to say that the lie that Electric Vehicles will save climate change is pretty hilarious, you still need to build a fucking car, find the minerals for the batteries, dispose of the batteries, and charge the fucking batteries from some power source that may not be clean…so stop driving around like you’re Captain Planet here to save the fucking world with your climate activism bullshit in the form of 100,000 dollar cars…

It’s the same as seeing Leo DiCaprio, who just bought another 10 million dollar house as an investment, he’s got a portfolio of them, because he really cares about the climate…LIAR…on his private jet…

But yeah, the TESLA marketed as the “IT” Vehicle to have, the IPHONE of cars, and mothercuckers flock to the shit hard…

Which is probably why a basic, unimpressive, child sold to the reality TV industry, only to sell pics of her in her panties online to the fans, because brands don’t give a fuck about her, there are too many other whores to give a fuck about….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get paid.

I guess for white trash, fetal alcohol syndrome, daughter of a drunk farmer from Michigan….getting that TESLA is far better than living in an RV on METH with 3 crack babies you strip to support…RIGHT…RIGHT…

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2021

Dec

Heather Graham Tit of the Day

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I don’t know why Heather Graham is getting fucked by UK Prime Minister and Demon Boris…unless that is Owen Wilson….but I do know that the epic tits have been released even in their old age in whatever the fuck this is…because Heather Graham, who has had a pretty substantial career with her tits, should still be reduced to her big ol’ tits….meaning it’d be a crime for her to not pull them out at any fucking age…I’m talking 30 years from now when she plays a dying granny in a Christmas movie for whateveer version of HALLMARK they have in their dystopian metaverse pod they are creating to imprison you…I WANT THERE to be an ALZHEIMERS moment of her trying to breast feed the orderly like he was her baby all those years ago…you know keep the tits working, they’re great tits, and deserve the paychecks.

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2021

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t think that’s Bella Thorne, but it could be a bootleg mom version of Bella Thorne from some alternate universe after society fully collapses, her celebrity and her money disappear with inflation or some cyber attack, or maybe after her 7th booster….but she is definitely a MILF, not Bella Thorne…BOOTLEG BELLA THORNE you see here…who if you were trolling the single mom groups on facebook who you know feel like shit about themselves for being old, burdensome with their baggage and blown out mom cunt but know they still have fuck to give….you’d be happy to get connected with….

But the point is that the whole MILF thing will be a thing of the past, I’ve said it before, and I’ve said it with the MILKY BOOBS post, people I know who work in the BREEDING space…a nurse, a sperm donor and a once knocked up mom to be, who have all seen a rise in still births, spontaneous abortions (miscarriages), and it is NOTABLE not conspiracy…but it validates all the CONSPIRACIES…so GO GET THAT 7TH BOOSTER…fools…

Anyway, the concept of MILFS is real to the people out there who have mom fetishes, weirdos, I always thought mom fetishes were strictly based on moms being easier than free bitches….but I guess as I’ve grown and MILFS remained mid-20 to mid-30 year olds as I get older and older….the whole CHILD BIRTH thing is the WHOLE fucking point….

I guess it took seeing people sterilizing themselves and potentially sterilizing a generation of kids to really appreciate God’s gift of reproduction….I’ve grown so much and all it took was a GLOBAL ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOMS…

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2021

Dec

Hailey Bieber Lingerie of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is Justin’s hot groupie that he decided to marry, because I guess he took her virginity when she was an underage groupie, and he figured with groupies, you can get away with murder, especially when you too their virginity…

I don’t know if that rumor is actually true, but it’s a rumor for a reason and I don’t make this shit up because I have real problems in my life and Hailey Bieber’s marriage to Bieber that’s validated her existence, you know now a top tier wife with no prenup, instead of being a low level Jenner/Hadid groupie getting the jobs they turned down…you know how it is.

I heard another Rumor that she’s actually a dude, I’ve been reading into celebs that are actually the opposite gender from what we think they are, like it’s a real thing b
by the people at the top because they like confusing people….they say Megan Fox is a dude too…and I FUCKING BELIEVE IT….but mainly because she holds her legs together like a MANGINA I used to do in High School to the people at Dunkin Donuts when ordering Donut….

SQUEEZE THE THIGHS TOGETHER…TO KEEP US CONFUSED ON THE GENITALS…..

The other funny thing about Bieber and Baldwin is that they pretend to be Christians, of Jesus, warriors for Jesus, but they live a life so vapid and disconnected from that, I’m quite sure they answer to the OTHER guy….

Then there’s her lingerie pic I posted Friday, but will post again:

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2021

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Lace Bra of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is some Disney Puppet that’s hardly interesting at all, unless you think questioning why someone becomes a Disney Puppet or how they become a Disney puppet something that is interesting, but it’s a documentary that I’m not going to waste my time watching, because ultimately who cares, and ultimately, we know how the industry works, and part of that is just fucking with our minds to confuse us, so we just shut down and accept it, because this bitch is beyond average looking, arguable…UGLY…even when she had the fake tits she removed and even before the nose job….that is why I used to do the ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH…because I knew there was a scam or mind control going on when they packaged her as hot or interesting when really, she’s just a wet rag of a human…

What I will say is that when she had the fake tits, she wasn’t posting lacey sheer bra content, but now that she’s had a kid shat out of her dickhead and after releasing that she’s got her tits removed..even though we didnt’ know she had them in the first place..but I guess it’s part of the Disney contract…FREE IMPLANTS…but yeah…she wasn’t like that before…in 10-15 years of her existing…I don’t think I’ve seen her tits, like I have with the other one they call Vanessa Hudgens….

Yet here she is….saying “CHECK OUT MY NIPPLES” at 35 years old….when no one asked to see them….except you…FAN BOY in the marketing trance.

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2021

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some milky tits…which I recommend you download, archive, maybe burn it on a DVD for when they turn off the internet or only allow you to access a handful of curated sites they control…probably not too far away in our future…but something I won’t be a part of because I don’t work with Satanists and removed myself from society for that reason many years ago…I’m sure I could have whored myself in better ways than updating a site I do 100 percent of the content on that makes no money, but this isn’t about me or my perversion…

Or is it…

I mean sure, I love watching girls pulling out their tits in public, because I like the idea of fertility and nature’s use for the tits, because I am able to block out the baby from the situation and see the girls like these girls who are putting their milky tits out there for fetish not for function….

I have made eye contact with EVERY breast feeder I’ve ever come across in my day to day life…because it’s a TIT pulled out….

I don’t want to get into the conspiracy of shitty shots, but I was talking to my sperm donor friend and he told me that none of the girls he gives sperm to are able to keep their babies, it’s miscarriage after miscarriage…

Then I saw a report from part of Canada where the still births are through the roof…we’re talking 80 still births when there are normally 3.

Then I saw a report of newborns in vaccinated wombs who do make it to fruition bleeding from their newborn sex organs…which is fucking crazy….

Then I spoke to a lady who works at the birthing ward of a local hospital and she confirmed that she’s seeing non stop still births…daily to 3 times a week…when normally it was a once a month thing..

So believe the conspiracies or not, but SAVE these breast milk videos, because soon…breast feeding will be some archaic thing old school humans did before they turned into cyborgs or whatever the fuck they’re turning into….

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2021

Dec

Dart Fail and Other Fine Things!

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Awesome Deliver Lady

Genius Driver

Brawling Amputee Wins Fight

German Cops Measuring SOCIAL DISTANCING that doesn’t work..

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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would rather be writing about dirty hooker sex I had with a vaccinated street whore to see if it made my dick fall off…assuming it hasn’t already fallen off…but instead I am frustrated seeing otherwise smart people, be such idiots, is pretty fucking disappointing….

I didn’t have much hope for humanity, but seeing people so brainwashed they are lining up to kill themselves, is on a level of crazy.

I don’t care if people have COVID burnout and aren’t interested in talking about it, or if they are just pretending that Covid isn’t happening and that their new life is pretty normal so they can stop talking covid, but the truth remains, the powers that be are still controlling the people through COVID…so you can’t really pretend shit’s not going on…IT IS GOING ON…

Most vaccinated people I know weren’t scared of COVID, but just got the shot because they thought they should…so they could have just not got the shot and been as unafraid of the virus….but no…they had to comply…

Not one vaccinated person I know who does fear covid can explain why any of the measures make any sense, since they don’t….

If you have the vaccine then why you scared, why is it only the unvaccinated who aren’t scared of this shit? Is it their pure blood that gives them balls?

Now I don’t care if people get the shot, if they think it’s best for them, even though so many reports tell you DO NOT DO IT…you’re a big boy, you call your own shot..

But the VACCINE passports, this segregation, is not going to end well for ANYONE and it’s already rollled out here…

People actually believe that they’ll drop it, after investing in it, they won’t make it more robust or more aggressive to control you.

Then there’s the people who say shit like “I don’t do anything wrong, let them track me”…which was the same attitude people had with their iphones and social media accounts..

FUCK people…that’s an attack on freedom, whether you’re a good person or not…we don’t need to check in with people to make sure we’re allowed to move freely.

I grew up without a dad, I don’t have a boss, I do this shit idependently and badly….but NOT answering to anyone is the dream…

YET HERE WE ARE ANSWERING TO PEOPLE….to get a slice of pizza at the fucking mall.

It’s wild….DYSTOPIA…but not nearly as cool as what they showed us in the movies…if anything it fuckign sucks.

MAYBE you should wake up and choose freedom…be a fucking cowboy man…and choose fucking freedom….

You cuck fucks..

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2021

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I live in Canada, where 99 percent of the people are complicit idiots, scared shitless of the “NEW VARIANT”….makes coughing maskless in a store pretty dangerous…

Even coughing in a mask gets people NUTTY…which is only funny to me because we’ve all been in this COVID shit for 2 years, you’d think by now people will be over it….or at least willing to die of the dumb virus instead of being scared shitless by it….

BUT NO….people are still driving alone with masks and they aren’t uber drivers….but actual people…I see latex glove shoppers…and people treat it like “that’s fine”….

It’s getting weirder and weirder out here….and not in a good way, like a free lapdance at a strip club where her shit stain left on your pant was the only pathogen you didn’t fear…..but in a WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY…why not make it fun way…

There’s bigger shit to be scared of…..like me trying to find a Ladies night I can sneak into and get the open bar drinks by identifying as a Lady….that’s really the only good thing the WOKE has given us…the ability to get in Lady Bathrooms, Lady Sports, Lady Pants by pretending you’re a Lady and that’s interesting to them, when straight sex get turned into lesbian sex, but is still straight sex….AND LADY’S NIGHT….all the perks, and none of the periods…not bad when your penis is basically a vagina…don’t blame me…BLAME the chemicals in the water.

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2021

Dec

Madonna’s Daughter’s Hot Shoot for a Magazine of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who will always just be Madonna’s daughter, like an HIV positive diagnosis, you’re always going to be the guy with HIV even if the viral load says that you’re not….IT IS IN YOU and you can’t escape it…..

Madonna is just so heavily dialled into the whole celebrity thing and been for 45 years or more, there’s no ESCAPING it and why would you, there are so many perks to having her as your mom…access, money, lifestyle..who cares if you pave your own way, or assert yourself in the world….especially since the world’s going to end anyway….

Not to mention, society as a whole is so slutty, in part thanks to her mom, who when she released SEX and other nude photos, while doing her pervy shock value concerts fo the kids, so if you happen to be a celebrity kid, you’re already on another level from those other whores, and that’s good enough in a world of “why bothering”….because there’s a lot of “why bothering” going on…just pull the tits out and call it a day, working, hustling, especially with trust fund is just dumb.

So never Madonna, but made in Madonna’s toxic womb…and looking pretty good in this shoot to me….good enough…

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