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2021

Nov

Harley Quinn Smith Nipple Pasties of the Day

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I don’t find Kevin Smith that impressive of a figure in Hollywood, he’s movies, especially if you try to watch them now, are the fucking worst…..

I’ll admit, in the mid 90s, I tried to force myself to think he was some sort of visionary, but that shit’s just on a nerd level that makes me uncomfortable and it hasn’t got all that much better…but at least he’s not as fat anymore.

What I do like is the origin story of being a video store worker who maxed out his credit card in a who gives a fuck, that’s how I’ll finance my movie motherfucker, because that takes balls, and when I was 20 and wanted to make movies I was just getting drunk in gutters, spending my credit card money on strippers….

Anyway, my opinion of Kevin Smith doesn’t mean I can’t stare at his rich as shit daughter with her tits out, nipple pasties, because that’s the content she’s putting out there, because despite being rich, you can never get enough attention….so they all do these photoshoots…tits out…even when they’re not that hot or on their dad’s keto diet…it’s just what girls of all socio-economic levels do now.

Sexualize everything.

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2021

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I started watching some Amazon documentary on Von Dutch because life fucking sucks, is not as exciting as it should be, with all this COVID lockdown shit, vaccine mandates and passport shit, it’s hard to just throw down like the mid 90s degenerate I was in my prime, so instead I watch shows about it….WE ALREADY LIVE IN THE METAVERSE.

The moral of the first episode was some key advice that you may or not already know, but that could help you make a billion dollar brand of your own down the line, that I won’t expect a percentage of because I’m repurposing some other motherfucker’s mantra….which is….”CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE”…

I repeat “CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE”…..so instead of trying to invent a dress with titty holes and pussy holes to workaround the nudity laws, for the ladies into nudity…the answer is to do BASICS, things people always had, always wanted…t-shirts, sweatshirts, jeans, hats….RALPH LAUREN shit…

Which is probably why I do this TIGHT PANTS post, not because I know fashion, style, or any of that shit, although I did used to sell DRUNKENSTEPFATHER T-SHIRTS that I was terrible at mailing out, like the piece of shit I am, so I apologize if I robbed you, it was 15 years ago, and I’m a drunk…it wasn’t intentional.

But yeah, tight pants are classics, never go out of style, appropriate for all generations since the dawn of time, until the end of time, which may come sooner than later, thanks to the whole END OF THE FUCKING world, we already live in the METAVERSE, I spend my nights smelling my wife’s dirty asshole from across the room on Amazon Prime instead of pissing myself in a stripclub with TITS IN MY FACE….where did it all go wrong.

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2021

Nov

Katy Perry Launches her Vegas Residency of the Day

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I don’t know why I’ve always got weird vibes from Katy Perry, she just always seemed like a bit of a hack or a scam, someone not talented enough to have all that success, but who managed to get all that success anyway….she has made STUPID fucking money…but watcher her on stage has always been so clunky….

I am sure my analysis of Katy Perry’s talent really has an impact on her winning at fucking life, I am insignificant…but I am still allowed to have an opinion…even if no one reads it.

I have always just reduced Katy Perry to her big tits, because despite loving all tits, tits of ALL sized, I don’t discriminate tits…and I am sure other people have too…because you have to be a weirdo to be into Katy Perry music.

I was in an UBER once on the day Katy Perry was dropping her new album, it was a bunch of years ago, but the UBER driver was a chick and she was so fucking happy, EAGER to hear the new album and my luck meant I got in the car 2 minutes before it dropped…meaning for 20 minutes I had to listen to the shit while realizing this bitch has legit psycho fans…what a fucking weird fucking world…this celeb worship over lame fucking music…but good for Katy Perry pulling the scam…

Now that you know where I am coming from, thinking Katy Perry is a clunky, awkward scam of a celebrity with shitty music that people love….I will say…

Shit, she must be eating stem cells from the fucking placenta of her birth, because she’s looking 10 years younger than she looked 5 years ago….HOW does that happen.

I will also say that if you go to VEGAS, and you don’t dress in an ELVIS jumpsuit, then you are shit…

So I love that she’s made her own version of it, even if I think everything else she does is the worst…BECAUSE…I am an Elvis fan…and a titty fan….just not a Katy Perry fan…

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2021

Nov

Salma Hayek Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be 300 years old, but thanks to some Mayan ritual in her native of Mexico with Harvey Weinstein, that may or may not have involved some sort of Human Sacrifice to the demons who decide what a celebrity career in the USA looks like, which I guess involves big ol’ titties…she still looks pretty fucking hot.

I’ve heard she was rich in Mexico, which allowed her to become richer in America, and now the richest in Europe because her husband and baby daddy is some billionaire…

That ‘some’ billionaire, is coincidentally the owner of Gucci, so you’ll know why she’s in this new silly Gucci movie staring a bunch of American people, putting on fake Italian accents, that have been rumored to sound Russian, because “Italian-Face” or “Italian Cultural Appropriation”….doesn’t really get the haters of the internet mad…they just like Gaga, Hayek, Leto and the other people in it….and can’t cancel those demons.

Anyway, old as shit or not, I am a fan of Hayek, she’s an icon and so are her very expensive tits, that we’ll assume weren’t touched inappropriately by Weinstein, you know because I am sure he didn’t fuck ALL of them….but MAYBE he did…

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2021

Nov

The Influencer who sells farts for 50k a fart is disgusting…of the Day

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She may not be an Influencer, but more a whore, or possibly someone from 90 Day Fiance, who knows….but I was told this story from a few people, because I guess it’s gone viral on mainstream media and is hitting the normies, who will laugh about some instagram whore selling her farts in a jar to perverts who clearly have deep rooted issues, because they are buying farts from some whore on instagram…

I guess it’s a little clickbait, like that girl who licked the plane toilet seat to get famous, you know viral stunts to get noticed….that is really just viral stunts for the mainstream to give some shine to, in efforts to encourage young girls who want designer purses to hop on this trend.

They’ll be happy if all women were selling their farts from the comfort of their own home, that’s what they sensationalize it and play it up as this “OMG she makes 50k selling a fart, Crazy right”….and everyone laughs until thinking “Where the beans at, get me that mason jar”….
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That’s how you destroy a society, or a generation of girls….

I am sure dudes have been buying farts from whores forever, there’s a fart fetish and fart fetish porn isn’t a big deal, we’ve seen it…at least those of us on the cusp of porn industry all these years…

I am sure dudes buying farts now is just because they are such cucks, they think giving these whores what they want, spending dumb money on them, will make the girls like them…WEAK FUCKS.

If you are an onlyfans subscriber who doesn’t realize he is talking to an agency that manages the accounts for the girls, so dudes aren’t even talking to the girls, so they are just trying to impress people who laugh at them about it.

You know when a girl sells her farts for that much, it’s a cash grab and she thinks the buyers are fucking idiots, no matter what she says to keep the money coming…

Don’t be a sucker, don’t make this a trend, it’s gutter, disgusting, and it’s evil…it is not empowered sex worker making money…it’s people being manipulated and their spirit destroyed.

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2021

Nov

Polina Knoroz – Russian Pole Vaulter of the Day

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I bet you have a pole you’d like her to vault onto, I mean not that she’d consider it a pole, she’s used to more substantial poles, and well yours won’t cut it…there will be no springing off it onto some mattress…but you can still look at her elite athleticism from the pics she posts on Social Media…plus, it’s not your fault, I couldn’t skip the cheesy pole joke either….I mean…it would be criminal to not make a dad pole joke…

Anyway, I saw this video of her on stepfatherpresents , and this Russian athlete is hot and probably not available on the mail order catalogs, I don’t know if they even do that shit anymore, but she is a reminder that Russian Women are the superior being…they are all hot…maybe it’s the communism their grandparents grew up in, maybe it killed off the uglies…don’t WIKIPEDIA mass killings due to communism…that’s banned….maybe it’s the performance enhancement pills, but that’d probably make her more manly…I was told women on steroids have clits the size of a man’s thumb by a baseball coach when I was about 10 years old…which in hindsight is fucking weird conversation to have with a 10 year old…I mean…what the fuck…

Point being – she’s good, and I don’t even care about her pole vaulting shit….

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2021

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t consider myself a misogynist because I just fucking love all pussy….

The feminists may prefer if I say that I fucking love all womyn or whatever they are calling them these days…BIRTHING PEOPLE maybe…I am sure there’s some idiot intellctual being funded by the demons in charge coming up with insane ideologies they want to push on us….

I am not saying that I have masculine energy, or that I’m some kind of alpha because I doubt I even have testosterone, but I just fucking love girls….another word you can say to the feminists…or worse..the normies who have brainwashed by the feminists…

So in loving all women, just that girl energy…maybe it is their pheromones, their fertility, the fact that women are the single most important creatures on the planet who bring us life and are hot.

I think I am the opposite of a misogynist, I just hate people who are trying to reprogram ladies to not be ladies and men to not be men…

I also think it’s too bad that the system, or TikTok is abusing girls into thinking that big tits are everything, the only thing that matters, in their content and low level sex work, that would usually be a last resort, but is now the first option in money making and monetizing.

So girls with hot little tits that any dude into ladies would be into cuz they are tits, are feeling insecure about their tits, cuz the big tits on TikTok get 1000 times more views, that’s because communist AI is trying to destroy your society and spirit…terrible times….but I appreciate these empowered tiny tits putting it out there for those of us out here who LOVE this and find tiny tit beautiful…

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2021

Nov

Drinking the Cow Milk from the Source for TikTok and Other Videos of the Day

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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the mess we are in across the board is that the man has become a cuck or a pussy and it’s all because of social media.

Dudes who are programmed as dudes to be like “SHOW US YOUR TITS”…turned into some “be respectful and feel the pain of the people my actions or my people’s actions have done to a motherfucker”…

I think it started with the whole “anti-bully” campaign, where they blamed people for some weak asshole’s suicide, because you can’t blame the person, their parents, or their lack of spirit or soul from being disenfranchised by the system, the marketing, the media….it’s the people who tease the weak fuck to blame….not the weak fuck…

I’ve been with dudes, regular dudes I’ve know for years who used to get drunk and rail willing bitches, you know actual men….and they’ve been apologists about their behavior, their view of women being hot things you’d want to fuck, or even worse…for being WHITE..

If you are a pussy, yes man, manipulated into apologizing for your thoughts, color, gender, as you scramble to be a better person in this “society”…get the fuck out of here.

I am not saying be an asshole, be a woman hater, be a racist….

I am just saying stop being a cuck pussy bitch and take some damn initiative, because if you act like a scared 5 year old, the wrong people are going to end up on top…and that could be very fucking communist…as you all try to appease everyone around you even though they are fucking lunatics…

“I am just doing it to be a good person for the sake of society”….ugh….when you trade personal freedoms for the benefit of the state, you’re no longer free, and a society of freedom is far more interesting and stronger than the alternative…

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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realize that nothing in life is guaranteed and that even if you think you’re on some path to retirement…you with all your chicks in place…or whatever the expression is…curveballs get thrown…and take you right off course…

People get sick, people die, people get fired, people make bad investments, go broke, get rich, get cheated on, do the cheating…you know life fucking happens..

But it would be VERY convenient if this COVID thing, or fall of society into communism thing would just get going already…we don’t need to wait until 2030 or 2050 in this state of limbo…just go for it, crash the economy, crash the currency, crash the crypto, turn off the internet, you know…put out more deadly viruses…because this song and dance is irritating…

You know, I’d like a heads up so I can go dig a fucking bunker in the woods, maybe stock up on some fucking canned goods….learn some survival skills, shit like that…instead I’m here doing links like an asshole.

I realize we control nothing, the system works against us regardless of pandemics, propaganda, fake news or any of that bullshit….

BUT give us a heads up already, this new normal is ridiculous, the old normal not so much better….if we are going to be slave class, let us get a head start or some shit…because this is dragging on…

It’s like the worst cock tease ever…here’s a pandemic, here’s some race wars, here’s some human trafficking lawsuits, here’s some divisive bullshit….here’s a lockdown, here’s a reopening, here’s a vaccine program, here’s a segregating vaccine passport, here’s vaccine mandates, here’s a WEAR MASKS, masks are useless, WEAR MASKS double speak….

The slower they go the more people get suspicious, maybe that’s the point….confuse people, demoralize them, keep scaring them with new variants, pushing more vaccines, and that’s just over one of about 10 insane things going on in the world….but either way…we realize they are the powers that be and we aren’t…so why do a fucking jig together…when they can just cut the ribbon and make their vision reality.

Is there going to be a new virus, get it going already, this waiting game is worst than a layover at the airport, even though I get just as drunk.

Maybe I just spend too much time in the echo-chamber, instead of ignoring the news, because life is FUCKING better without it an we’ve never been able to control any of the shit that goes on, we just live in it….and some of you fecal fetishists fucks fucking love it…

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