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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t die this weekend, not that you’d care, but at the same time, no one would rejoice, so I’ve found that perfect place of non existence…where when you die, no one notices…no haters or fans…just nothingness…

With all the craziness going on in the world, I have finally figured out the one major flaw in the WOKE.

I know what you’re thinking, there are 10 or more major FLAWS in the woke….but this one paints the picture you need to see to understand the whole woke ideology…

They tried to cancel the word “RETARDED”….because it is offensive, even though it’s a perfect adjective for someone being dumb, stupid brain dead…because the definition of retarded is having a retardation in your brain…

So they try to cancel the word Retarded, because it’s so offensive….to who…mentally disabled people because they think they are being mocked or belittled by telling someone they are acting like a mentally disabled person….

Well, I’d argue that retards are too retarded to know that calling a smart person a retard for doing something dumb, is something that should offend them…UNLESS some annoying white person, maybe a retard’s non-retard sibling, is the one pretending to be offended on behalf of a group of retards drooling on themselves in the field, with their retard helmets on, while playing with rocks…

What I am saying is that the retards are likely offended by someone calling a non-retard a retard…if anything, maybe they’d find it funny….

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2021

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the season…

Don’t let these motherfuckers bring you down…

Don’t let these monsters ruin your fucking life…or CHRISTMAS CHEER.

Don’t get in fights with compromised idiots…over bullshit that no one really knows anything about because we are just being lied to from every angle…

Don’t try to wake up p

Don’t even listen to the aliens pretending to be humans in their skin suits, doing their weird human parody as they push laws and weirdness on you…

I’m not saying it is an alien invasion, I just have a feeling it is…and a few double vaccinated people I know have been randomly saying “I have aliens in me”…or “I am half alien now”…and I’m like…THAT IS WHAT I THINK IS HAPPENING….and they don’t even know I think that is what is happening…

None of this shit makes sense, but it’s not going back to any sense of normalcy, so do what you gotta do accordingly, the fantasy that you’ll be back to normal…when the whole world is working on this together and they’ve invested in vaccine passport techs, which is the worst thing to ever happen, not just because no one, even the boosted will EVER be full vaccinated….

The point is, make some gingerbread, jerk off to Christmas movies or whatever it is you do, ignore the fear mongering, because that’s not very CHRISTMAS SPIRIT at all…

WE LIKE the happiest time of year…so don’t be a fucking pussy scared of air because the system is telling you do be…

Just EAT your damn cookies, drink your egg nog and go back to making your family ashamed that you’re in the family, because you’re weird..not because of politics, medical status, manufactured pandemics…

EAT YOUR DAMN COOKIES….

IT IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE FUCKING YEAR ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME….

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2021

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Fucks of the Day

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This is probably a really big fucking deal…

When teen star merges into adult star and the industry responds accordingly…PUT HER IN A SEX SCENE…get those who weren’t perverted enough to jack off to her before when she was playing a teen….to jack off to her now!

It’s how you extend a career and in an era where there are about 4 celebs under the age of 30, because celebs are a dying breed, they have limited options of who they can do this with.

I think Hailee Steinfeld is at her fittest, at her hottest, so her BLOCKBUSTER career in empty and meaningless moves for CHINA based on COMIC books, is in her cards…and so long as she keeps shit legit like Amanda Seyfried did, for every shit movie, she does a nude art movie, so she gets the best of both worlds and we get her naked….it’s a win….

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2021

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Am I going to make a rant about the QR code vaccine passports not working, proven by the OMICRON variant they are pushing on motherfuckers, where they are saying it came from South Africa, which means anyone who brought it to Canada had to be fully vaccinated to get it here and where they are saying that it is being spread at restaurnats locally, when only vaccinated are allowed into restaurants, thanks to segregation practices in this two class of citizen world they are trying to create.

AM i going to say that the only passports we need to be microchipped for is to get direct downloads to our dick of the On/Off girls of the world…MAKE On/Off’s mandatory….

You know, the world is awesome, living is awesome, people are awesome even when they aren’t, girls are awesome and hot…

If we are going to take away freedoms, be authoritarian about it, why not make it fun….like make girls suck three dicks a week, so all the men out there get at least one dick suck a week…you know the FUN kind of communism…

Let’s SEX CULT society officially, not this slave class vs elite class, where the slave class is divided into vaccinated and unvaccinted….

MAKE TYRANNY GREAT AGAIN….

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2021

Dec

Dove Cameron Flashing Bra of the Day

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OH…this Dove Cameron girl from Disney who is now an adult, does not make a good case for the whole conspiracy that these young Disney kids are involved in some top level MK ULTRA mind controlling mechanisms that I think they call MONARCH PROGRAMMING, but I haven’t really looked into it…

What I do know is that when I see her updated bullshit, her pronouns, her BLM support, other catch phrases….coupled with her looking medical, half crazy, possibly suicidal…intense and dead in the eyes at the very least…

Where even her bra pics, with her face fillers and make-up, kind of depress me…like she has no soul, like she has no hope….like she’s dark and sad…

It makes me uncomfortable, but luckily, I’ve dealt with whores who are half dead, physically or spiritually or both and I don’t let their bullshit get in the way of me staring at their TITTIES..

As if I feel sorry for some overpaid industry puppet…I DON’T, they are all garbage with no souls in my eyes….so here she is playing “hot” or mysterious or half dead…who KNOWS.

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2021

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The frogs may be turning gay thanks to the chemicals in the water or air…BUT THE FROG BUTTS are doing their best job trying to prevent YOU from turning gay because they feature girls on their knees, naked or half naked, which works for me….but I am old enough to appreciate slutty content on the internet..so the more the fucking merrier especially this most wonderful time of the year…

The new generation that have been exposed to hardcore porn from a young age, just ask BILLIE EILISH, or as I like to call IT, William Eyelash.

So yeah, the new generation is so desensitized, this is what they are exposed to as kids, this is what the girls they know do on lunch break at work, if they even work, but they probably don’t work, because SEX WORK is real work or some shit that is convenient for an excuse to be a whore…HEY WHATEVER WORKS…

So as the young are impotent and can’t get hard at 20 year old from all the sluts they are exposed to and KNOW….I’m still a fan boy about this shit…BRING IT…I will look on with bright eyes and excitement…CHRISTMAS MORNING daily….thanks to people’s lack of worth ethic, loose morals, and indoctrination to be rewarded for being naughty…yay….

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2021

Dec

Dua Lipa Almost See Through of the Day

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL THE FUCKING STAR IN THIS PICTURE…

I don’t mean DUA LIPA, I don’t consider her or really any of these people stars…with the advent of social media, any of these people who are making stupid money, who have mainstream appeal, who star in movies or music videos and go to all the events…even the award winners…are really just desperate for attention, puppets, who are here to ruin the society as a whole…

The whole idea of celebrity, died with influencers, and the grey area of what is an influencer, what is a paid celebrity, is based on how much of an influencer the person is….so influencers first, then celebrity and that doesn’t really speak to my soul…

The star I want to killin this pic is the one HIDING her digital marketing expert who got signed as a popstar NIPPLE!

Why wear a sheer top, without showing the fucking nipple, what’s the point other than to ANNOY me.

There is no point.

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2021

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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When living life as a man, the objective and motivation for everything that we do, is in attempts to get the motherfucker panties off….

Or maybe the less aggressive and triggering wording for the WOKE of you out there who apologize for being men or white, because you’re a fucking pussy….or worse a FAG…and not in a GAY fag way, but in a FAG way….I don’t care who cancels my favorite words…I don’t need to listen…and after 50 years of calling people fags…some cunts on twitter aren’t going to make me stop…BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT…

Instead of saying trying to get the panties off, because TRIGGERING, METOO movement can’t get mad when you call it “TRYING TO GET INTO THE PANTIES”….

SO…getting panties off may be the motivation and we don’t care what they are in terms of style, fabric, cleanliness….THONGS, FULL BACKS, DIAPERS…whatever….will be rebranded as getting INTO those panties…so our perversion can hide in the closet and be spun into transgender things…

I WANT TO BE RICH TO GET INTO PANTIES….

YOU PERVERT….

DON NOT MISGENDER ME….I want to be rich to get a sex change so I can get into panties..FOR MYSELF…

WHO IS THE PERVERT NOW BIGOT.

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2021

Dec

Ashley Benson Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Her body looks great for a fat chick…who I may be misgendering as fat…you know big tits tend to do that to me….they confuse me and make me assume the worse..but when the oversized t-shirt comes off…and you realize the tits were actually responsible for said lie…you must the only thing that makes sense…and punish them by jerking off to them…

BAD TITS…

BAD BAD TITS…

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THINK A HOT BODY IS A FAT BODY THROUGH YOUR OPTICAL ILLUSIONS…

I don’t know what this series is from, but it’s artsy and hot and clearly designed to be jerked off to, so maybe that’s not punishing the tits as planned, but giving them what they want, either way, a win for all.

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2021

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet friday is only the most glorious day of the week because I don’t update the site on the weekend, instead I stare at the wall and wait to die, as most people do, you know what most wise people do, because those busy body motherfuckers who run around doing meaningless errands are just distracting themselves from the inevitable impending death. Over achievers.

Fishnets are a hot, nostalgic lingerie, one your whore granny probably wore getting deep dicked by strange men that ultimately resulted in your mom or dad being born….I mean Fishnets are from the 20s so some of you motherfuckers may have whore great grandmas and great great grandmas using the SAME tactics of whores today to give boners and seduce and manipulate men.

Why change a good thing, tried tested and true classic and available everywhere tools to prostitute yourself….for generations to come…which is good because that’s the only “work” girls are into anymore anyway.

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