Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s GIADA

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This instagram chick is named Eleonora….She appears to be a 33 year old “influencer”, which means her entire existence is being the annoying friend on the internet telling you to consume shit you don’t need for either a payday or a commission…and it’s all so sad.

I don’t think we like friends in real life who either brag about all the stuff they do, all the stuff they have, or their judgemental tone when they find out you buy your clothes at the Walmart….because the second hand store is considered cool now and they don’t judge you for upcycling women’s panties into face masks and hybrid panty t-shirts….

The point is, being an influencer or at least referring to yourself as one is like saying “I’m the popular girl”….or “I’m the prettiest” and I rarely believe people saying it believe it, but rather just say it because the more they say it, the more WE will believe it, then maybe they’ll believe it too…but they’ll fucking fake it for all the free trips and products and money they get….and you probably would too. It’s a fucking scam, on some telemarketing stealing your banking info level, but nicer to look at…

The good news, slutty content, the bad news….influencer face.

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Vanessa, who’s instagram handle is Yelenda, which makes me think she used to work under some kind of stage name like a stripper, has that instagram model look you’ve all been so conditioned by.

She looks like one of the many girls getting cosmetic procedures despite probably being decent enough looking at the start of her internet content career, because all these women are desparados trying to be the hottest they can be, not actually feeling the hottest they can be, so trying extra hard to be the hottest they can be, and it’s all so insecure and sad.

She refers to herself as a Satanic Girl, and I’d agree, that this social media shit is Satanic, cuz people who have found god would come across as less lost I’m sure….and clearly Zuckerberg or the Kardashians are agents of satan profitting off this sadness1

But she’s got tits…and that’s what matters because I’m not a therapist and I don’t care what the motivation is for posting the tits, or jacking up the face for when you post the tits, keep that shit to your sad self…

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