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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the mess we are in across the board is that the man has become a cuck or a pussy and it’s all because of social media.

Dudes who are programmed as dudes to be like “SHOW US YOUR TITS”…turned into some “be respectful and feel the pain of the people my actions or my people’s actions have done to a motherfucker”…

I think it started with the whole “anti-bully” campaign, where they blamed people for some weak asshole’s suicide, because you can’t blame the person, their parents, or their lack of spirit or soul from being disenfranchised by the system, the marketing, the media….it’s the people who tease the weak fuck to blame….not the weak fuck…

I’ve been with dudes, regular dudes I’ve know for years who used to get drunk and rail willing bitches, you know actual men….and they’ve been apologists about their behavior, their view of women being hot things you’d want to fuck, or even worse…for being WHITE..

If you are a pussy, yes man, manipulated into apologizing for your thoughts, color, gender, as you scramble to be a better person in this “society”…get the fuck out of here.

I am not saying be an asshole, be a woman hater, be a racist….

I am just saying stop being a cuck pussy bitch and take some damn initiative, because if you act like a scared 5 year old, the wrong people are going to end up on top…and that could be very fucking communist…as you all try to appease everyone around you even though they are fucking lunatics…

“I am just doing it to be a good person for the sake of society”….ugh….when you trade personal freedoms for the benefit of the state, you’re no longer free, and a society of freedom is far more interesting and stronger than the alternative…

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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realize that nothing in life is guaranteed and that even if you think you’re on some path to retirement…you with all your chicks in place…or whatever the expression is…curveballs get thrown…and take you right off course…

People get sick, people die, people get fired, people make bad investments, go broke, get rich, get cheated on, do the cheating…you know life fucking happens..

But it would be VERY convenient if this COVID thing, or fall of society into communism thing would just get going already…we don’t need to wait until 2030 or 2050 in this state of limbo…just go for it, crash the economy, crash the currency, crash the crypto, turn off the internet, you know…put out more deadly viruses…because this song and dance is irritating…

You know, I’d like a heads up so I can go dig a fucking bunker in the woods, maybe stock up on some fucking canned goods….learn some survival skills, shit like that…instead I’m here doing links like an asshole.

I realize we control nothing, the system works against us regardless of pandemics, propaganda, fake news or any of that bullshit….

BUT give us a heads up already, this new normal is ridiculous, the old normal not so much better….if we are going to be slave class, let us get a head start or some shit…because this is dragging on…

It’s like the worst cock tease ever…here’s a pandemic, here’s some race wars, here’s some human trafficking lawsuits, here’s some divisive bullshit….here’s a lockdown, here’s a reopening, here’s a vaccine program, here’s a segregating vaccine passport, here’s vaccine mandates, here’s a WEAR MASKS, masks are useless, WEAR MASKS double speak….

The slower they go the more people get suspicious, maybe that’s the point….confuse people, demoralize them, keep scaring them with new variants, pushing more vaccines, and that’s just over one of about 10 insane things going on in the world….but either way…we realize they are the powers that be and we aren’t…so why do a fucking jig together…when they can just cut the ribbon and make their vision reality.

Is there going to be a new virus, get it going already, this waiting game is worst than a layover at the airport, even though I get just as drunk.

Maybe I just spend too much time in the echo-chamber, instead of ignoring the news, because life is FUCKING better without it an we’ve never been able to control any of the shit that goes on, we just live in it….and some of you fecal fetishists fucks fucking love it…

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2021

Nov

Miley Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know what this topless Miley Cyrus content is from, probably a photoshoot, or a behind the scenes that she posted on her social media to remind you that she’s racy, but I do know that I like it.

I am a big fan of Disney’s creation, that I guess was Billy Ray’s creation, that he allowed Disney to create a brand around because why the fuck not, she’s become an empire.

I am not fully convinced that she’s the brains behind the operation, or her team at Disney or whatever put this together based on their market research of what her fans at the time were into…TUMBLR PORNOGRAPHY…you know the gateway to OnlyFans…

I don’t know how much of the creative direction is hers, but she’s inspired so many tits to feel as though they should be seem, no big deal, and that means because of Miley we’ve been able to see a lot of peripheral tits because of her tits.

I do think Miley’s hot, masked or not, so I’m always down to stare at her titties no matter what the reason they’re being flashed…you know shock value, empowerment, perversion, exhibitionism, edginess, money, clickbait, so long as there are tits, I’m lookin at em.

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2021

Nov

Nina Dobrev Panties of the Day

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I don’t know whether Nina Dobrev is tapping into her Gypsy roots, or easter sex worker in the communist block era her granny was from, before being saved by Canada and their easy immigration laws, where she could out perform the non-communist, lazy, spoiled, Canadians and become a star actor in LA….who now fucks professional sports heroes who may look like circus clowns, but are rich as shit due to his athleticism….

I do know she’s in the panties, with nice think mid 30 legs and a tiny ass…so whatever the motivation, someone decided to film her with her brain cancr causing AIRPODS in, to show you how fearless she is, I mean she didn’t just survive Communism, she fucking THRIVED because of it…so BRING IT CANCER…with your RADIATION in the mother fucking ears..

This is a star in her panties uploaded by herself for you to see, meaning she wants you to see her in her panties…that’s some whore shit…alright…I’m into it.

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2021

Nov

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

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Mom who must be in her 40s or near 40s is still looking good, or at least her tits are, while simulating a facial from a weak loaded motherfucker who jerks off too much, so he basically just dry heaves with a trickle of semen at the end of the load, or they’re just cucks with no testosterone because of the birth control pills fucking up their hormones in the drinking water, estrogen in the soy, other environmental poisons that turn men into little bitches, but still capable of blowing loads for Bilson…unless it was a full load and she swallowed. I don’t know…it could just be her PINA COLADA as she’s sitting on the beach with hot round fucking tits in a bikini top, because COVID variants dont’ get in the way of the life of luxury of the rich…\

The point is that Bilson was the hottest The O.C. had to offer, take that Mischa Barton and Samaire Armstrong and Olivia Wilde….and she’s still looking good to me…even if she’s pretty much forgotten and boring…those tits look great.

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2021

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I hope you didn’t read the news over your long weekend, because they are trying to demoralize you, they are trying to destroy you, so just fucking chill out…

How about that new variant…

Nothing like some HEALTHCARE HEROES so swamped with this PANDEMIC that I think is totally blown out of proportion, with a 99.7 percent survival rate, meaning if you die of the shit, you’re probably a weak fuck who will die of something else anyway…so why fucking bother caring….

Then there’s the whole psychological warfare, censoring alternative treatments and natural immunity shit, that they say people who had SARS in 2004 can’t get COVID because they are immune…interesting storyline right…as they push these vaccines on people then fear monger the fuck out of you….because they are evil and demonic and trying to control you…

I am surprised people bought in, instead of saying fuck off, yet HERE we are…psychos injecting their kids who are at NO risk of the virus…but then this experimental medicine can just fuck em up hard…

It’s given me a far worse opinion of people than I previously had, I had NO idea that we became those people…I guess that’s the whole alienating myself from society far too fucking long that I just thought people were the same as they were a decade ago…they aren’t….

The AI and INTERNET destroyed them….

I see the soccer players dropping dead…THAT is the new normal, unprecedented times, or whatever….

I see people getting fired from their fucking jobs, even healthcare heroes, all because they don’t want to take medicine that they’ve admitted don’t work, so just take more of it, you BIGOT….

Where are they going to go with this? Who fucking knows…But be happy the healthcare workers aren’t too bogged down with this shit..because they’re still producing, in the cockiest of ways, content you can jack off to from the job…in the uniform….wild.

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2021

Nov

Debra Messing Ginger Swimsuit Titty of the Day

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You know, the last celebrity I want to see in a bikini is probably Debra Messing, because as far as I’m concerned, Debra Messing is hardly a celebrity….because unlike you faggots, I didn’t watch Will and Grace, then or now, because I don’t need stereotypical gay sitcoms mooching off homosexuality, with this bitch being the best Fag Hag…are they still called that…or has “Gay Bestie” taken the place…because Fag, despite being an amazing word, that we all know what it means, like CUNT, is beyond effective and getting that message accross…and even the fags I know are fine with being called fags…because I only deal with old timey gays who paved the way for this weirdness..

What weirdness you ask…well, I was looking for clips for stepSMUT, and got baited by a monster energy can in the asshole of a waxed butthole…only to pull out the camera….for us to see the balls…

So motherfuckers are no longer gay, they are women with dicks fucking energy drinks….because of that whole slippery slope..

Long gone are the TRUCK STOP gay hook-ups…..and turning the kids gay before they even know what gay is…you know “teacher says gay is when boys like boys, well I like my friend Kyle, and I want to be with him always, we play so many sports and have so many jokes, therefore I must be gay according to teacher”….when kids don’t have those instincts obviously…so confusing them is a great fucking strategy…if you are fucking evil.

Anyway, Messing, in swimsuit, rich as shit from mediocre acting…that a handful of fanboys who think she’s the hottest shit..and she’s not even showing any of her old lady ass….

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2021

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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I am sure that Candice Swanepeople is jacked up with face injections as all these girls trying to stay fit and hot into their 40s do, but she’s also not THAT old, still skinny, and since she’s retired from Victoria’s Secret, doing her own thing, it doesn’t take mean she’s too old to jerk off to…or too old to get naked…even if she’s had two kids…if anything her having two kids was just a fuck you to her fans that are her age or older, in a “look how I look after I squeeze out a couple of kids, while you look like shit”…it’s the equivalent of when a rich dude shows off his money, you know since hotness is a currency….just ask any model human trafficked.

Swanpeople, the best kind of people, yes I am calling her Swan People instead of Swanpoel because of autocorrect and because I like it better…is our own kind of SOUTH AFRICAN variant that came out conveniently a day after they reported COVID isn’t an issue in Africa despite being 6% vaccinated….

CAN’T HAVE THAT INFO OUT THERE….

People in South Africa are like “why are you alienating against us, is it because we are the most racist country in the world, with our apartheid”….because as travel bans happen, they’re like “we have 9 people in hospital or less and no one is really that sick, this MORONIC variant is actually mild as shit….because ALL variants get less and less intense…and if they get worse, it’s because a new version of the virus has been released or sprayed on you…

It’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is that Candice with her giant LEAVEs looks fucking great….evn with her breast implants removed because I hate breast implants.

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2021

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS….

MOMS I LIKE TO FUCK….or is it moms I’d like to fuck since I don’t know if I’d like fucking any of these moms…I don’t even know if they are all moms. There’s a scam in the MILF world where bitches who are old enough to be moms, which I realize is 16, based on Farrah Abraham alone, but that I think is more when a bitch who wants to get naked on the internet is 40, she needs to put that disclaimer than the objects in the mirror, or on the screen are not quite what they seem…there may be some fucked up fat deposits, rashes, scars, loose skin, skin tags, stretch marks…you know old lady shit….maybe their pussies are blown out from insertion in their yout and not from EXPULSION…I don’t know any of these people so I don’t have the answer…

I just know that I am older than all of them, so “JAILBAIT TO ME”…even when 40…

I also know that having kids isn’t the hottest prerequisite for a nude…but some lonely people are drawn to it.

We’re not at the point of forced sterilization, eugenics, making kids in a lab not in a womb, where MILFs are some amazing and coveted rarity…you know Hand Maids Tale shit, where they house fertile pussy in the attic of the rich fucks…because they are the holy grail for humanity…

So MILFs are still relatively unimpressive to me, because I think moms should spend their time being moms, not being whores…but I am conflicted because I like naked ladies of the internet…

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2021

Nov

Kari Riley Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Kari Riley is but I bet she fucks rich dudes, only rich dudes, because sex is transactional now, and the whole point of building that instagram following or becoming a model is to get to the rich dudes. There’s a reason Victoria’s Secret models marry billionaires…100 millionaires aren’t enough for their egos….and millionaires are just dirt to them…

I figure if you’re a tight body bitch in a bikini, on some fancy looking boat, you are the kind of girl who deserves all you ever wanted or dreamt of. It’s ok to be a vapid, superficial ego chasing an empty fucking dream…BUT AT LEAST SHE WILL HAVE NICE STUFF.

But like I said, I don’t know Kari Riley, so I’m sure she’s just a down to earth LA based hippie, into dudes living in some of the tent cities in Venice or Downtown LA, you know because they aren’t slaves to the system…

The point is, hot chicks in bikinis are important.

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