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2021

15

Dec

Olivia Culpo Tit of the Day

When I think about Olivia Culpo, which is never, I don’t fucking think about Olivia Culpo, I don’t even know what an Olivia Culpo is, but when I see her content that I am forced to put up because the overlords communicate with me through EMFs on my computer WIFI and they push specific talent on me through their AI algorithms where I ask myself….sometimes…WHY DID THEY CHOOSE HER AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE….

The pageant girl who plays the man’s man who drinks, spits and fucks….or maybe she swallows…but what I am saying is she plays this “cool chick” vibe…burger and fry guy….fucks athletes, owns bars, does cool shit….while also playing some pretentious expensive designer fashion bullshit…ALL at the same time…

IS THAT WHY people like her, or is it the tits and the INSTAGRAM looking face…

WHO FUCKING CARES, I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT….you assholes.

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2021

15

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In these dark times…where the media is pushing DEATH on us all fucking day every fucking day because I guess they get better ratings when everyone is stuck at home not able to leave for HEALTH….

FUNNY THEY CARE about your HEALTH now, that should be suspicious considering they’ve never offered anyone free gym memberships or free vegetable boxes from the local farmer…WHY IS THAT…I don’t know…IT IS ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…..put this mask on…

Anyway, what I am trying to say is fat fucks die faster, die harder, so fitness by definition should help you, unless you die doing said fitness, so maybe it’s just safer to sit this one out…I AM HERE IF YOU NEED ME BOYS…but I get my fitness watching girls in skimpy clothing to fitness.

YES.

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2021

15

Dec

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer has titty in a tank top…

REVOLUTIONARY I know…

In this era, this is considered conservative because it’s not spread asshole pics, but that’s not to say she doesn’t have a butt plug in, this generation of perverts do shit like ANAL training, which you may a thing or two about, homo…but it’s basically for them to take it up the ass easier, so they slowly dilate their assholes sizing up in plugs….something we’ll assume is for their current self…not their future self…LIVE IN THE NOW…beause you’ll be shitting yourself by 40….you HERO…taking the risks head on to make ANAL easier…for times when the pussy is out of use or busy with other cock…you know it’s a busy guy…

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2021

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Weird Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a selfie that’s been cropped in some lame high school yearbook in the 80s kind of way….or if this is Hilary Duff in some kind of mirror selfie….or maybe it’s a picture of a picture like she’s living in INCEPTION…which she probably could be thanks to all the alter egos that they’ve given her in the mind control operations they do with these BETA KITTENS they need to use to push their agenda without much pushback….too MUCH is invested in them for them to just let them be their own humans…you SELL your soul for this fame shit…I don’t know who you sell it to…but I wouldn’t be surprised if SEX PARTIES are involved…which sound fund…until you realize what most execs look like HARVEY WEINSTEIN…

ANYWAY. the strong girl is in a werid pose, spread legged like she likes to be, I mean she’s got 3 kids to prove that she’s REALLY into the spreading of the DUFF-GATES….but then there’s the weird ARMPIT tit that looks like it could be cancerous….MY THIRD TIT IS IN Y ARMPIT….but it’s probably just muscle…cuz girl’s strong.

I don’t hate HILARY DUFF….but I also don’t jerk off to Hilary Duff, which is nothing against her, celebrities just fucking suck and have the sex appeal of dog shit, even when they are humping random pool chairs…PUSSY GRIND DOWN.

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2021

15

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I was talking to a dude who was so excited to tell me how he has only worn jeans once in the last 2 years thanks to the pandemic….

I was like “awesome, nothing like giving up your freedoms and going along with the most insane campaign against the people in modern history, for the ability to wear sweatpants in public without it being frowned upon”….

I was also like “I’ve been wearing sweatpants exclusively for the last 18 years because I run a website and I’m about 300 pounds, I smell like stale semen, diabetes and feces, because I don’t wash said sweatpants, and no one seems any more stoked on that fact now that more people wear sweatpants”….

I call it….”CULTURAL APPROPRIATING FROM THOSE WHO HAVE TOTALLY GIVEN UP”….you may not be depressed, near homeless, or disgusting….but you can dress like you are….THANKS COVID…

He went onto to say that the benefit of his sweatpants is that girls can see how big his dick is and they love it, because I guess sweatpants have got girls horny for dick now that they can size a motherfucker out, which probably works out well for the people out there with no social skills or confidence…despite having big dicks…

NOT the problem I have, I’m more a “I can jerk off without people even knowing I have aboner in my sweatpants”….I WAS BORN THAT WAY…

Well, as gay of a coversation as this was at the grocery store, the chick he was with was in leggings, she didn’t chime in because she was likely scared of my creepy presence, but she too was rocking a gnarly cameltoe in those leggings she’s likely been wearing since the dawn of the pandemic, which is realy the only reason I was letting her dude talk about his dick….as an excuse to stare at the pussy….not that you need an excuse to stare at the pussy…just stare at it…they want you to…

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2021

15

Dec

Lena Dunhams Tit in 2012 Because I hate you of the Day

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I saw this GIF floating around, it disgusted me, but reminded me that she’s FAR worse now.

I mean 2012 was a long fucking time ago….and bitches, even the hot ones, and this pile of dog shit is not the hot ones, she just packaged herself as one because she’s like the fat fuck at the party who gets a kick out of showing people how small his dick is, you know the guy…his insecurities shine through so hard that he makes it part of his annoying to be around personality….

You don’t need me to campaign against Lena Dunham for the various reasons she’s the worst and likely STILL the worst…

You can just look at the GIF I decided to post it because I hate you…

That’s all I got.

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2021

15

Dec

Angelina Jolie Doing Nerd Shit of the Day

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Old as shit Angelina Jolie is out here with some prosthetic breast plate on for the nerds who want to believe she’s still got tits….even though her tits were removed because she’s got that CANCER GENE…not JEAN..

She reminds me of the girl I posted last week who runs her ONLY FANS with a giant silicon titty suit she bought at the gag store….

I figure if you visit this site you’re the worst kind of nerd who likely jerks off to weird shit like Angelina Jolie as a geriatric super hero who’s super hero skill is melting before our very fucking eyes….ROTTING OUT LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD….SO HOT….rub that MOULDY pussy all over my fucking FACE like it wasn’t as dead as roadkill you just scraped off the road to eat because this inflation thing is making food too expensive.

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2021

15

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed Wednesdays is a day to celebrate the self-medicators out there….

I’m still committed to the storyline that WEED is GOD’s PLANT and that the censorship and criminalizing of it is pretty easy to understand. BLAME amazon’s documentary of the same name, that isn’t even a good documentary….but it brings up good points…

They don’t want the connected consciousness to rise, so give people depressants. IT WAS MENTIONED in the bible.

They don’t want anything to go against the pharma industry with natural alternatives, even though there’s studies that it can actually CURE cancer…we have receptors to fully connect with WEED on a higher level…can’t have that.

Then there’s the industrial purposes of the plant, the alternative to plastics, which the oil industry doesn’t like…YOU KNOW ALL THIS…

Let the lame non-weed smoking people, who use weed as a political play to divert people from the evil agendas governments push on the people, maybe even poison the people through their weed. LOOK HOW COOL WE ARE….as they STEAL all your freedoms…RIGHT….

KEEP THEM LAZY ON THEIR COUCHES UNASSUMING…NOT CRITICIZING…OR QUESTIONING….JUST WAITING FOR MORE NETFLIX….which is fine…IF YOU ARE STONED…

These are girls doing weed influencing and it’s fun…

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2021

15

Dec

Alexandra Daddario Hard Nipples of the Day

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Old Lady Alex Daddario may be at the top of her game, I don’t know if that’s really possible because when you’re a mid 30 year old who just got engaged it’s kinda the tail end of your hotness and career, maybe she’ll be cast to play the hot middle aged mom, or some spinster who wishes she didn’t choose her career over family, or maybe she’ll just start an ONLYFANS for her tits, where she’d likely make more money because we’re only into her for the tits really…I mean they brought her to us through TRUE DETECTIVE with her tits, and we’ve been riding off that as long as she’s been riding off that…SO SELL NUDES….

Unfortunately, she’s a rich kid who probably confuses dudes stoked on her tits with her being a respectable actress…

HENCE why she’s posting branded fitness marketing campaigns with her tits out, hard nipples at all…you know SINCE she knows people are there to see her epic character acting chops…and NOT the tits…

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE hot tits.

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2021

15

Dec

Sophie Mudd Bikini Tits of the Day

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When looking at these picture of Sophie Mudd, you have to ask yourself why she’s not a 250 pound woman, because with tits bigger than her head and probably your head, yet the rest of her isn’t a fat fuck…

What kind of hormones in the foods was she eating, was it DAIRY, was it the ESTROGEN jacked up CHICKENS, I don’t know…I just know it doesn’t make sense.

I guess she could just be editing herself, maybe she’s just a cartoon version of herself, it could happen, I’ve never seen her in person and I know that girls on the internet fucking lie thanks to filters and modern technology.

When you go to an INFLUENCER event it’s really a who’s who situation, becasue none of these people look like the version of themselves they post of themselves with confidence, despite it being a fucking lie.

I am sure you’re not reading this but instead staring at the monster tits, tits that remind you that there’s really nothing else Sophie Mudd should be doing in life but giving her tits the shine they deserve….the ultimate distractor.

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