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2021

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Nov

Sophie Mudd Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Sophie Mudd has some big old mom tits that you’d expect to see on a fat chick in a walmart line-up, or maybe in the walmart changing room you’re peeping into because you were lurking the bikini section and this fat bitch finally picked one up to try on…assuming walmart has a changing room…I can’t remember ever seeing one…I guess I’ve seen the walmart bathroom before…so maybe we’ll alter this fantasy live on the spot and say she’s like a diabetic mom who rolled into the walmart bathroom on her motorized cart they provided her with and she’s ready to suck on your dick like it’s her insulin pump, or maybe like it’s a nice sugary beverage…I don’t fucking know, I just know these boobs are mental boobs, fat chick boobs, middle aged boobs, all on a small framed young chick who is making money off her boobs because look at them…they’re massive…she’s a host body keeping them alive if I’ve ever seen one and I know what you’re thinking…all tits are the real being, the women who own them are just host bodies, but the truth is some tits steal the fucking show and can’t allow the host body to be anything but tits…while other girls who have tits and are seemingly also host body for tits do things that aren’t about the tits because the tits aren’t bigger than their damn heads.

What I am saying is…these tits are crazy.

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2021

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Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

The Asshole Behind Thong is a reminder that bad product design doesn’t mean there’s no benefit to the product design….

So the THONG is a totally inefficient underwear in terms of covering the asshole…but it does great things to fight panty lines, not that anyone cares about a pantyline, if anything it’s just something else to jack off to…but you know, they made the panty line a naughty thing remedied by a panty that doesn’t cover your asshole…even though that’s probably the thing you want to cover up.

BUT THE THONG is totally efficient and showing some assholes…and the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…because I only have so much to say and you’re only here for the pics.

I don’t know why I don’t just cut and paste old posts….I SHOULD.

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2021

11

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage of the Day

As everyone is getting into the Holiday Season thanks to their AMAZON SHOPPING experience showing you Holiday graphics, not quite the same as going to the mall or the store to suck in all that made in China off-gassing in the Christmas aisle as Christmas music fills the store with joy and happiness….GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN…as society fucking collapses around us thanks to people like AMAZON…who for the record stole 1500 dollars from me a few years ago…ASSHOLES….but what do you expect from China’s biggest retail store…

So as everyone is hyped on Christmas time, getting all cozy and nostalgic so that you don’t kill yourself from what’s actually going on in the world…

I’m here posting a Nicole Scherzinger Halloween throwback because I forgot to write it 11 days ago…

Nothing like Halloween tits on Veterans Day…

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2021

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Nov

Skylar Grey Tit of the Day

6 Days ago, Skyler Grey asked a very important question to her fans….would you rather she drop a new song or post a nude and only 55% percent of people said drop a nude….which to me means that no one wants to see this bitch naked, not that it stops her from getting naked….

Unless her music is that life changing, you know because she’s a famous song writer for some real stars, who is now doing her own thing with a shaved head rat tail haircut that’s a little too dystopian future for me, even though it’s also 80s trailer trash ALL at the same time….

Eminem has potentially fucked her up the ass, or maybe she’s fucked him up the ass, I don’t know how these people operate, I just know they work together…

So we’ll call these Eminem endorsed TITTY clickbait to pretend a bitch is as edgy as her haircut…

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2021

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Nov

Rebecca Bagnol Bikini Posing of the Day

Rebecca Bagnol is a titty model who typically gets naked in all her content. It’s why she’s known and she’s got great tits which makes her perfect for the job that’s hardly a job…but makes her perfect for pulling her tits out on the internet…

Which brings up an important point, where the fuck is her damn tits…this hiding her shit behind a bikini is a little too SAFE for work for this site, for me, for my hopes and dreams and for my expectations of Bangnol….but I’ll still look at her body clothed, to appreciate how much better it is nude, because it’s nude.

This is it not nude…meaning she’s failed us today, but has won our hearts in the past realizing it’s way easier to not bother with the whole clothing thing….




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2021

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Nov

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Candice Swanepoel’s face. It looks like she’s one of the middle of the road moms from the suburbs who discovered the primitive face filtering apps back in early instagram….turning themselves into a fucking cartoon or ghost…

The good news is that the ugly chicks or the tech entrepreneurs have figured out the ugly chicks are the majority and they’ve invested in better systems to game the internet with the AI version of yourself that’s not actually yourself but it’s technically you in the picture so you can pretend and commit to it….

There was a time, many many years ago, when it required a hot chick to be a hot chick….and now that’s thrown out the window…so I can understand why an older Candice would be a newb to the whole face filtering, she’s likely never had to do it before, because she was hot…from the era of hot models…and I guess she’s still hot but what the fuck is going on with her damn face…..as I look at her mom pussy region…because THAT IS THE KIND OF GUY I AM…

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2021

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Nov

Phoebe Tonkin Leggings of the Day

What’s this bitch thinking, it’s not TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY….

Get a fucking calendar….and TIGHT PANTS on the right day….

Which I guess is everyday assuming you leave the house…because girls love showing off the tight pants.

Even celebs you’ve never heard of like Phoebe Gulf of Tonkin. .

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2021

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Nov

Kaia Gerber Bra of the Day

Pretending to be a model, posing like an model, for your own selfie, is pretty obnoxious and if you leave the house you’ll see girls doing that all the LIVE LONG DAY…

However, when you are a clone of a 90s top model, whether from some weird lab in the mountains of Malibu behind her dad’s Cafe Havana where him and Clooney fuck on their pile of money….or just from her mom’s UTE, that’s code for UTERUS….the model poses are the normal poses a motherfucker does…SHE doesn’t know how to pose in any way other than model poses…

Its’ like when you see a hunting dog hop right into hunting, or a race horse bred to race…or a Greyhound dog that runs fast…you know BRED FOR THE MODEL POSE…so she’s pretty good at it.

Whether she should do biggger more interesting things with her money, access, celebrity or not is not for us to say, I mean all these people doing low hanging fruit things like Pete Davidson…SEE SHE FUCKED PETE DAVIDSON…and some people are saying he gave her AIDS…but that’s to be determined by a crack team of investigative journalists…

I expect more, but take what I can get, because there are low hanging fruit instant gratification people out there, and there are BOTTOM feeders….I am a bottom feeder…and I’d feed off her bottom, not to see what Pete Davidson AIDS tastes like, but unfortunately, that’d be what happens…

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2021

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Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drops are the fun way for a girl to flash her big tits without feeling like a shameless whore because it’s part of a game or a challenge or a socially accepted internet meme….

I am of the school of thought that you don’t need a game to flash your tits, but if that’s what it takes to get you to flash your tits, I am all for a game to flash your tits….

You see, I like tits.

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2021

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Nov

Lucy Hale’s In Lingerie of the Day

I know that this site doesn’t really have any viral impact at all, I definitely didn’t maximize the opportunity when there wasn’t so much social media and people were going to actual websites, I think we have less than 1/3 of the traffic we had at our peak, maybe even 1/5 of the traffic, I don’t look at stats because I don’t do this shit as some controlled corporate bullshit business even if I should have…

So yeah, in not going VIRAL or making stories go viral, which even when the site was getting 150k people visiting a day only had a handful of Viral moments, maybe a Kim K sex tape leak, a Farrah Abraham sex tape squirt, it was all about the sex tapes….

But in the last 10 years, we’ve just rocked our echo chamber, those who know know, those who bother to come back come back, we don’t really share the stories, or find new audience, or even do the email list I keep telling you to sign up to because I don’t understand how those work….

However, the most viral post on the forum in a long time, other than the nude shit on the forum has been this LUCY HALE LINGERIE CAMPAIGN .

Over 5,000 people clicked the link and looked at the pics of Lucy Hale in her lingerie….as a reference most of the forum posts get 500-1000 clicks…so this is SUBSTANTIAL….10 times the amount of people who look at shit regularly….looked at Hale in her underwear…

Which is probably why she’s posting more of her in the underwear, if we’re seeing her success on our end now that she’s stripped down and reduced herself to a half named on the internet….then I am sure she is too..

It’s a revelation of “Oh, so if I get naked or half naked, 10 times the amount of people will like my shit”….that’s substantial…at least when you have millions of followers like she does…so KEEP the whoring coming…

REDUCE THEM ALL THE LINGERIE MODELS is what I say…why be wholesome, or have morals or values, or modesty…JUST strip down for the world cuz they like it…since we’re perverts…

SOLID strategy – let all the young fans know how easy it is when you’re a half naked whore or willing to be one for strangers on the internet instead of your boyfriend or partner or whatever she traditionally was a whore for…maybe some PRODUCERS or DIRECTORS….I don’t know.

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