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2021

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Panties of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is not a thanksgiving miracle, but she does look like a stuffed Thanksgiving Turkey, but that could jsut be because she’s a 6 foot tall 200 pounder with the flattest ass in the game…

I feel like she’s getting some new hype, after years of trying to get noticed, I mean her parents are so fucking famous and all these other bootleg celebrity children get way more clout…like Lisa Rinna’s kids…and even her cousin, the Bieber clone who married Bieber because of a GOD, I don’t believe either actually have since the music industry is satanic, Bieber does every satanic symbol in his work, and the wife is a half naked model they accidentally market as a supermodel, who wants people to worship her…FALSE IDOL SHIT…but let her pretend, her dad is business partners with Mike Lindell the hero..so maybe her mission is to bring Bieber back to the light after years of TRAUMA from being used by the demons around him to make money….

THIS IS ABOUT IRELAND BALDWIN not the other one, but IRELAND is just so not fucking interesting….and any of that new hype that’s brought her to weird thick, wrong angle, panty content she’s getting is because her dad KILLED a motherfucker on set and didn’t get arrested…

SHIT…all these people mad at a 17 year old for self defence, while her dad shot someone and didn’t even have to turn himself in….so if you’re ever looking to kill, you know to make that sacrifice, be sure to have a 40 year acting career and do it on set…YOU GET IMMUNITY…white on white crime, who cares, I know…but at least profit off it if you can….and we’ll assume that’s what BIG GIRL IRELAND is up to….we call her COUNTY CORK…up in here.

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2021

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented the thong.

I’ve beed doing this ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG post for over a year, which means every week I post assholes behind thong and say the same shit, like that it’s a marketing scam, like most things, where they made girls feel inadequate and insecure if they weren’t in a thong, like the bikini wax and I guess vaccines, and so many other things that Kardashians are brainwashing people with, it’s just a scheme to prey on retards to line pockets…then I go into the whole thong being even more hilarious of a scam because it doesn’t even cover the asshole…which the internet has figured is a loophole to get their assholes out there, the unifying orifice….we all have one…except people who had their assholes sewn up due to disease, rocking their colostomy bags…but even they HAD an asshole at one point…just cuz they can’t use theirs doesn’t mean they aren’t the unifying orifice….I don’t believe in ruining everyone’s asshole fun, because a group doesn’t have an asshole and can’t relate…I’m an asshole like that…and I’m not even behind a thong.

Anyway, after a year of this, I only googled the thong today to see that Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented it. It is a panty front with a half- to one-inch strip of fabric at the back that sits between the buttocks….most assholes are bigger than half an inch to an inch I guess.

So historians think the thong was a close relative of the loincloth, but it took some pervert to market it. Apparently it was first released in 1939 and the Mayor of New York – LaGuardia made th strippers wear them by law because he wasn’t too into their pussies being exposed for public health and decency but he was into visible asshole…that’s ok…even though more disease comes from SHIT….than from pussy…but whatever..it was the 40s…

Which brings us to Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich who invented the TOPLESS bikini before the THONG in 1974….a TRUE hero…maybe they should replace the Thomas Jefferson statue they just took down because FUCK history of a country or founding father shit….we’re a culture of ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS….give the people who made a real relevant difference in our lives…with things like the THONG…more shine…

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2021

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley Tits of the Day

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I just wrote a rant about how 50 year olds in bathing suits are disgusting, especially bitches named Elizabeth Banks, but it took another Elizabeth to remind me that that isn’t true….

That’s not to say I was lying, I was just in the fucking moment when looking at Liz Banks trying to be some hot bikini model in her geriatric years thanks to being overhyped in Hollywood, giving her a few too many affirmations, and making her feel more confident than she should be….it happens to fat girls too….one too many dudes on TINDER cums in them and they think they’re fucking Miss Universe…HUMAN NATURE…

The universe had a way of reminding me that some 50 year olds like Liz Hurley are destined to be in bikinis, they just ROT better and even in her 50s, all menopausal and dry and crusty, we’d still risk getting Hugh Grant’s Tranny AIDS down our throats..because despite science, logic, she’s still fucking hot….

LOOK UP and YOU WILL SEE!

Now Universe, make all my dreams come true, money is energy and it comes easy.

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2021

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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This Thanksgiving, I give thanks to Titty Drops…

Make flashing your big sloppy tits a game….

Give your big sloppy tits some purpose….

They are destined to be shared with the world, it’d be a crime if they weren’t, and the TITTY DROP unites us all in the glory of flashing TITTY….

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2021

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Swimsuit of the Day

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50 year olds in bathing suits, no matter how rich they are, no matter how much working out they do, no matter how many face injections they have, no matter how many filters, good lighting, hair and make-up they do….no matter where the location is, not matter what the swimsuit cut or design is….whether they have a few hit billion dollar movie franchises under their belt…or not….are still 50 year olds in bathing suits and that shit is tighter than a stretched out gym sock, you know that has no more elastic left and keeps falling off, so you’ve turned into a Cum rag….NOT TIGHT AT ALL….just BAD…all bad…and not “BAD” like “GOOD”….because that “Bad means good” shit is making a comeback…this is BAD is BAD…

In her defence, I don’t think Liz Banks was ever a bitch people jerked off to as the hot chick…I mean I am sure some producers treated her as such, or marketed her as such, but THAT doesn’t mean it’s REAL, TRUE…for the most part these producers are all troll rich lawyer fucks who know they wouldn’t get laid without their power position….HARVEY WEINSTEN SHIT…

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2021

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter because they highlight the good parts that you’re not allowed to see when thy are getting those tanlines…not because women are modest, I mean we live in the sluttiest times in history thanks to the internet and its normalizing of porn, making nude pics barely a thing…”IT IS NOT LIKE I AM GETTING GANGBANGED MOM AND DAD”…the thanksgiving conversation we know is being had now that the last year has turned average everyday middle of the road suburban mall shopping bitches into sex workers….because it is fun and lucrative…

The tanline, since it is 90 percent from a can, you know SPRAY TAN FROM A CAN….let’s TRADEMARK that and get into the hosing the bitches down with brown goo…to give them some semblance of healthy, outdoor, color, without having to leave their houses since they have Amazon, online shopping and delivery….ROT AWAY and forget living actual real life…YOU CAN JUST FAKE IT ALL from the comfort of hiding away like an agoraphobic freak…

So yeah, I like tanlines for what they represent, not for what they are, chemicals out of a can, because I am old school and seeing a tanline on a bitch in the summer meant you were getting somewhere good…and I’m nostalgic about that.

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2021

Nov

Best Meme Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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They Turned Santa into a Gay who Cheats on Mrs Claus Because NOTHING IS SACRED and He Needs Dick in his Ass So bad….stick to the fucking story perverts. At least they didn’t turn him into a M.A.P. or a Reindeer Fucker we’ve all assumed he was….anything for clickbait….

What is this thing…

What Would Whores Do without TikTok

Modern Day Christmas Shopping

Christmas Tree Fail

Fat Girl TikTok Trash

Granny Loves her Holes

The View vs Misinformation

New Leggings Demo

Double Decker Weight Lifting is Dumb as Shit

Acro Yoga Couple aren’t in Sync

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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Don’t Over Indulge this Thanksgiving. Fat is Death.

I find it funny that the Thanksgiving haters, the ones who hate your country or what the country did to the natives, which we can all agree is fucking crazy, especially when the native way of life seems like one that’s a little more communal, collaborative and free….but yeah, we’re here, we’ve been here, this is the car we’ve been dealt and liking your country doesn’t mean you like the bloodshed that got you that country….

That’s not what I find funny, what I find funny is that people who hate the country for what they did to the natives, who hate thanksgiving because of what they think it represents, which is not “GIVING THANKS”….even though all I’ve ever been told is that it was about “GIVING THANKS”….but I guess that was just propaganda…and this other narrative isn’t…

I’ll get to what I find funny…hold on….

Ok….I find it funny that those people are the same people who love big daddy government taking care of them, telling them to mask, or what medicines to take, or where they can go, how they can go there because RICH LAWYERS know best….since ALL lawyers I’ve ever met are actual pieces of money grubbing shit…

So these anti American Americans, are the same people bending over and taking gov’t dick up their ass while calling people into Freedom the Fascists and not the people putting in these mandates and passports…

Point being, ENJOY your thanksgiving and ignore the whining family members who are alienating you for whatever reason, they just hate life and suck….and remember the good days when your only fear was your Aunt Ethel trying to make you eat her out after she shit her diaper….playing a little THANKSGIVING TURKEY STUFFING of her own…her skin as cold, clammy, dimpled, and flappy…..TIGHTER than a parachute…being towed behind a truck….

Here are some morning Links…

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Big Titty Caylee Cowan is Casey Affleck’s New Girlfriend…
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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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it’s thanksgiving people…so be with your fucking family….and enjoy it…

I know that they are trying to destroy thanksgiving, it’s been an ongoing thing, you know because colonization is seen as bad, or racist, or some fucking evil shit, even though the true spirit of Thanksgiving was the collaboration between two people in the form of a FEAST….

Anyway, don’t let people out there make you question how fucking great giing thanks can be….or family time can be…or a feast can be…

I see it in the news, they are also coming at the COVID protocols, claiming you can die at your thanksgiving, all to stoke the fucking fire…well you can’t be scared of dying motherfuckers, you can die at any thanksgiving baseed on the booze you drink alone..

Then they tell you shit like eat in your garage, or backyard, to be SAFE, from WHAT…or don’t invite your unvaccinated family over, and be sure to have crazy political debates since everyone’s been brainwashed to hate each other….which is why you gotta just pull your dick out and and say – FUCK THAT…FUCK THAT FUCKING TURKEY FOR EVERYONE.

There is no need for high stress, high anxiety, outrage because your cousin is a tranny…don’t fall for the trap….

Go back to hating your family for other reasons, not their vaccine status, political affiliatons, gender studies bullshit….you know hate them for ruining your life, molesting you, not getting you a fucking N65 at Christmas in 99…I don’t fucking know…

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Elle Fanning Gives us a Booty Dance
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Jared Leto Eats Nude
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Subway Social Experiment – Worker VS Mean Girl
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Aaron Rodgers Doesn’t Have COVID Toe, He’s Dealing With a Fractured Toe
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Man Doesn’t Trust Hearing Aids from Secret Santa
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Sofia Vergara’ Big Cleavage
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Girl Fucks a Shoe….
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2021

Nov

Sophie Mudd Stupid Tits of the Day

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The algorithm turned me into an INCEL…..

The algorithm is fucking real man….those social media accounts are fucking evil…I logged into FB and saw nothing media outlets reporting on the three dudes who killed a sketchy dude in their neighborhood…as “Three White Men Charged for Killing Black Man”….why is the race relevant, to throw fuel into the fire, to help instigate and brew a race war….DO NOT FALL FOR IT…

We’re not racist, we hate everyone, but love everyone too…you know, we love to hate them…regardless of their fucking race, color, gender, sexuality…but they don’t want us loving to hate each other, they want us fully fucking divided and legitimately hating each other…and that’s fucking dumb as shit…

But yeah like the turned you into a fag, turned your brother into a chick, turned your cousin into a Q-Anon Cowboy, turned your dad into a cheater, turned your mom into a cam girl wrist deep in on her fisting herself series…they’re trying to make you a racist.

The good news is that the algorithm turned Sophie Mudd into someone who realizes her value as a set of monster tits that she hosts, because when tits are that big, they take the fuck over the host body, in the best kind of paradise…

I mean these boobs are clownlike and even intimidatingly big, which I guess is how we like em….BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD….freaks.

Don’t let the internet fuck your mind man, use it to stare at tits and leave it at that….

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