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2021

Oct

Lucy Hale Lingerie of the Day

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Lucy Hale’s one of the CW’s trophy girls, who has consistently done shows with the CW, not all were hits, but they did get her 24 million followers, while being relatively boring as shit….but I guess people like her.

She’s currently in something called RAGDLL for AMC, premiering on November 11th, you know 11/11….which must be some satanic symbolism, which is convenient since the show is about the murer of 5 people who have been murdered and dismembered and sewn into the same of a grotesque body. FUN…can’t wait for that to happen to the unvaccinated in the internment camps they get sent to THOSE HEATHENS.

Yes, I always go back to that, because it’s insane brainwashng that idiots are falling for, and I like to remind you of how nutty you are if you believe anything you see in the news.

Like that Lucy Hale is an important celebrity, she’s really just in the system so they pass her around from job to job that requires little to no talent.

I have no idea what this lingerie shoot is for, but I’ll assume clickbait to get people thinking LUCY HALE is hot, or something, to help promote the new show that AMC didn’t pay me to promote, but FUCKING SHOULD HAVE….if you or someone you know is an AMC marketing EXEC, PAY ME…I want a private jet…

It’s lingerie, clickbait, simple fucking clickbait, in an era where they push “DO NOT SEXUALIZE WOMEN” incessantly, non stop men are shit, men are perverts, men are scum…it never fucking ends….while the content being produced by these people is SLUTTIER than ever.

You know, I’ve been doing this site for decades at this point, almost 20 years of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER, WHAT A FUCKING JOKE…but there was a time when starlets weren’t half naked, in lingerie and when it happened it was a big deal, now it’s just clutter, low hanging fruit bottom feeding…they’ve exploited the half nude and taken the pure excitement and enjoyment of it out the fucking window…sad, until you realize SHIT SHE IS IN LINGERIE, rather see that that other shit she’s up to…..

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2021

Oct

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is actually pretty fucking hot, so I am all for the 18 or 19 year old who has been putting hot content out since she turned 18, like a basic influencer because I guess you have to because this is the content that works on social media, it’s the content the people want.

She’s the dancer who was in all the SIA videos after SIA recruited her from some child reality show about dancing, not necessarily the one that JORDYN JONES was in, I don’t really know much about child reality shows about dancing, but I am sure there are multiple versions of the same idea, you know when you find a popular thing like children dancing, you gotta run with it, if you’re a creepy hollywood type into that shit….because child dancing reality shows are probably appealing to the worst kind of people….but we’ll assume it’s just moms with kids of their own who like seeing cute kids being cute, you know women shit….and SIA….and not the worst kind of person you’d rather not move next door to you, or hang at your kid’s playground.

So yeah, SIA, who I think is a satanist because I watched a Natalie Portman movie where she was a popstar who sold her soul to the devil, with songs by SIA, so maybe Maddie Ziegler was sold to SIA for the coverage, since SIA used her in a lot of videos…but who cares about the behind the scenes shit.

I’m here for the bikini pics….LOOKING good dancer who is not dancing, thank god, that shit is awkward as shit, unless it’s at a strip club, or a wedding, other than that, dancing is humiliating, especially when they are “GOOD”….

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2021

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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As there is an attack on women, you know when men who dress like women, either because they are pervert weirdos who get sexually turned on by it, or if they legitimately think they are women, a crazy concept if you think about it as an outsider, not necessarily a concept that I care people do, live your own life, do you motherfucker, even if it’s even crazier when you realize that they cut off their own genitals because they are so committed to that cause…..

The issue isn’t so much the transgnders, unless they are predator transgenders, who exist because if you want to work your way into the girl’s bathroom with a free fucking HALL pass to work your way into the girl’s bathroom, and your fantasy is girl’s bathrooms, you may want to be transgender…

The issue is the people who love to jump on various WOKE issues, usually women…I saw some meme that CAN’T BE real about people actually campaigning against RIGHT HANDEDNESS….basically stating that the world is designed for right handed people….so we need to accommodate the lefties for feeling subpar….like this was the 1900s when the nuns would beat motherfuckers with the YARD STICK for using their left hand….a dumb thing to run seminars and events around…>RIGHT HANDEDNESS but I am sure it’ll be WOMEN in the audience.

So yeah, women are being attacked, you had a man who lives as a woman be honored as a Four Star General, for inclusivity, forgetting to make an actual woman a Four Star Genral…and that’s too bad…but women, endorse that shit with WOKENESS….

I am pro woman, not into manly women, not into men who pretend to be women on a sexual level, so the RATIO applies to me, my instinct, and I guess the instinct of men everywhere, because we are animals, we have instincts, and being drawn to women for procreation is what our HUMANITY is based on.

I know that they are trying to turn humans into robots and all that, but DEEP in our souls is still our human instinct, hence the success of THE RATIO post celebrating the WOMAN form…which has wider hips, smaller waists and bigger tits that a dude..

It’s science, it’s real, we find it hot…so immerse yourself in hotness.

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2021

Oct

Make Sports Better of the Day

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I don’t watch sports because I find it some meaningless shit.

Spending your time that could be spent on tits, watching athletic men, oftentimes in tight outfits, playing with each other….weird.

Meaningless because whether they win or lose you still live your shitty existence, if anything you’re just helping them get paid, so that they can live their best life, off your back.

Which is why I say if you do watch sports you should be betting on sports, at least that way you have some skin in the fucking game. It gives it a purpose. It gives you meaning. It makes it work not wasting your time like a mindless shill on the couch. You’re involved now. You’re a man now. You’re taking charge like the guys you watch.

That is why I partnered up with SPORTS BETTING APP, knowing you fools can’t resist watching sports and doing what I can to make your queer ass more of a risk taking dude. Who knows maybe you’ll win.

I could post sports events happening this week, with those spread, but the only spread I’m into is spread pussy…but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try this app….and make me money.

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2021

Oct

Nina Agdal Abs of the Day

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If you haven’t died of COVID yet, you may or may not know that 99% of people who did die of COVID had other comorbidities, I think 2 or more, which were basically all obesity reality comorbidities, like Diabetes, High Blood Pressure and obesity…I mean obviously old age, cancers and other shit that they’ve spun to try to scare you motherfuckers into following the fucking leader…..

So if you don’t want to die of COVID, not that I am a doctor, I would say that following NINA AGDAL’s behavior during the pandemic where she’s chosen fitness and is looking harder bodied and hotter, while other losers are bragging about their weight gains, their LOCKDOWN 40, their streaming and eating cake like a teenager on summer vacation, but in real life SO EXCITING…

If you’re like me, ready to die when it is time to die, because you can’t control that kind of thing, then just looking at her fit body is enough fit-spiration so that you can shame all the recently fat girls out there for not doing the AGDAL method of turning a model I never thought was hot, in fact I think she was an affirmative action hire back when that existed, before they seriously started doing “diversity” hires to save face, because she had a big enough forward to think “Maybe he’s a tard”…but now I think she’s hot….because fitness is fucking everything….and everyone out there is forgetting that and getting fat.

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2021

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Still Hot of the Day

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I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel photoshoot is from and I don’t think it really matters, because Candice Swanepoel is a fucking legend in lingerie and bikini modeling, a hot as fuck body who knows how to pose that hot as shit body, even as a mom of two in her 30s….she’s still got it…something some of you fatties out there should channel into your own life, because CLEARLY being a fit mom is not impossible, it happens, when there’s enough on the line, like a multi-million dollar model career, or an ego that doesn’t want to ever let itself get fat….

The South African refugee who I assume lives in the USA and no longer on her family farm where we’ll assume they had slave labor, thanks to their divivded and segregated population they called APARTHEID which she grew up under, making her ready for this VACCINE passport war against the unvaccinated, even if there’s no logical science behind any of that, who cares, TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS and wish for them to DIE because clearly their actions are killing the VACCINATED, because that makes total fucking sense if you’re a RETARD…

I guess she’s also used to AIDS, since South Africa has a high AIDS rate, so she’ll know how to deal with all those people when their immune systems fully shut the fuck down….

The nurse we need….sure she’s no DOUTZEN who has been RED PILLED, but she’s fucking hot and that’s all we care about.

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2021

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s funny when you see them say that the FRAGILE MALE EGO is why men are pretending to be masculine, because they are trying to be macho, you know because they are insecure, basically trying to shame men out of being men….pretty hilarious….

It’s clearly an effort to destroy men from channeling their male energy and being men, as they were born and raised to be, you know the protector of their family, wanting to procreating and spreading their seed or some shit….

That doesn’t mean they are rapists, or brawlers, or whatever, but they’ll pretend it does, even though being a man is not a BAD thing….chicks fucking LOVE male energy…t

So as they spin it…to make men think they are rapists for jerking off to hot bitches…or wanting to fuck hot bitches….which women are clearly excited to be as they wear their tight pants everywhere they go….

So the real fragile male is now self censoring themselves and repress their natural given testosterone….that is being reduced and attacked from the hormones in the foods, the pollution in the air, the lack of fitness…the chronic masturbation…you know the deal…

So don’t be ashamed of looking at the tits or TIGHT PANTS….that’s all I know…if you’re a dude, into that shit, that’s fine…I mean girls realize it as they turn themselves into nothing but jerk off material every day.

The fact we need to have conversations about this, is just evidence that society is doomed.

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2021

Oct

Addison Rae Flexible in a Bikini of the Day

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Addison Rae is some TikTok superstar, despite being totally unimpressive, like she can’t even dance, which I guess is part of the appeal, or maybe a tool being used by “BAD ACTORS” trying to manipulate the american youth to strive to be bad dancers with nothing important to say, because why say important things when you can mindlessly dance, and if you get enough followers, the evil KARDASHIAN clan will befriend you, maybe their marketing company will even take you on as a client to make money off your very large back, fatty.

Last week, there was some story that she got KICKED off of TIKTOK, despite being China’s favorite, and I assumed it was part of the China manipulation of information to destroy America….

Yet she posted this 19 hours ago…so her being DELETED was a lie…

It was a strategic lie, because in the time she was “DELETED FROM TIKTOK” she scored a SNAPCHAT show to run on their platform, which I guess was a big deal, probably a very lucrative deal, because they want in on her audience too, like the mooch fucks those billionaire fucks are.

It’s all pretty boring, unless you like a thick bitch in YOGA POSES, probably a fetish somewhere, just not here.

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2021

Oct

Suki Waterhouse See Through of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is in a sheer T-Shirt because she wants you to see her tits like you were Brad Cooper before he dumped her for the much hotter Irina Shayk, not that the cunt that Brad Cooper gets his dirty celebrity dick wet, he doesn’t fucking matter, none of this matters….they are just shitty distractions from the real fucking agenda at play….but at least there are tits to distract while the most insane things are being normalized…

You see SUKI WATERHOUSE, some rich kid from the UK who is moderately hot pushing her marketing of her self because her ego wants more fame, by using her tits for attention.

It must eat her up that Cara Delevingne, her original friend and part of her crew, went viral and left this one behind as she went on to fuck famous people to increase her profile…so SUKI is left figuring it out for herself and chanelling the ONLYFANS model to do it.

It’s still tits….in a t-shirt…and we are a simple minded people…and thus appreciate her hard work that was likely not very hard work but working gets in the way of being a useless distraction in training…

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2021

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits…are amazing.

I know the bros like to think “BIG TITS OR DIE”….you know because that’s what they think they are supposed to be into, at least according to the success big titty girls get for having big titty. Yoy know the reason women are mindlessly lining up to get their tits cut off and turned into fake clown tits, hoping it will solve all their problems, without realizing that real men like ALL tits not just big tits….

There are likely tit guys and butt guys like the media branded us 20 years ago, there are definitely feet guys and they are terrifyingly weird, but real dudes are into all tits, any tits, because we find women hot.

I don’t know if my mom having small tits triggered me to think small tits are ok, it’s not like she breast fed me amongst her Mexican Brother breast feeding of white men….

But looking at all these tiny tits, I gotta say, they look pretty good on hot bodies….and that’s all we can really ask for….plus fat tits are for fat chicks and I’ve got this FRAGILE MALE EGO in my MISOGYNY that I interpret as PRO woman, just more pro hot woman than ugly woman, there’s a hierarchy to things, to EVERYTHING, not all pussy is created equally, like how all men aren’t created equally….I am a low level cockroach on a pile of shit despite having a website, while other people are billionaires with their websites, life’s not fair….NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

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