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2021

13

Oct

Lizzo’s Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day

What is it that they say? A picture says 1000 words. I wouldn’t go so far as to say I am at a lack of words or that I am all that shocked in this terrifying, we must be living in Hell already, outfit choice made by someone who has taken body positivity one step too far, as the fame has clearly got to her head, but I am close to being at a loss of words. The normalizng of fat chicks has gone to far and anyone who endorses this or gets turned on by this has been indoctrinated into evil. This is neither healthy or hot, it is just weird clickbait that should have never happened, by someone who doesn’t need the attention, in an era where everyone craves the attention.

There is nothing hot, interesting, about this. This isn’t breaking down norms, or progressing humanity, it’s the fucking fall of humanity. That’s not to say fat chicks can’t get fucked, post nudes, dress naked, it’s just to say they shouldn’t.

The real question is why is she even in underwear under that tarp, her belly does a good job acting as a pussy face shield, more importantly, I thought we were in a supply shortage, that kind of fabric could be used to clothe a small village…a sparkly small village…

More importantly, clearly not all big tits are created equally, assuming we’re talking about her actual tits not the fat rolls that could double as tits of you’re creative enough, which I am, and they aren’t any better than the front ones…

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2021

13

Oct

Olivia Wilde Nude of the Day

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Olivia Wilde’s looking old as shit in the face, I guess that’s what happens when you miss your aborted baby face masks the elite are gifted at their weird evil spas where they get their youthful treatments to keep them young….STEM CELLS and BABY BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS FOR ALL….just don’t give em what Tom Cruise is on, that shit’s scary….

She is topless or I guess strategically nude for a campaign for a skin care company that we’ll assume paid her a shit ton of money, because she’s famous and famous people only get naked for BIG pay days….even when they’re not all that hot.

I realize that people have confused her for a hot actress and not an average looking chick, it happens with marketing, PR, being cast in movies….it is not your fault you’re a mindless fuck who accept what he is told. The system is designed to make you a full retard who doesn’t question anything and who just goes along with things mindlessly because thinking takes work.

I used to love doing posts on her, only because her last name is really COCKBURN, which reminds me that you don’t need to tell a motherfucker you have HIV before having raw anal sex with them….but you need a vaccine you don’t need to buy a fucking donut to have raw anal sex with…

Speaking of Anal Sex…she has a kid or two with Jason Sudeikis, one of the more annoying comedic actors, who may have a kid with January Jones….but she’s moved onto One Direction’s Harry Style who wears dresses because when you hang with cankles like Olivia Wilde…

Boring shoot, but she’s naked, and she’s super famous and trying to look hot, so it’s worth lookin at if you’re into A-Listers and shit…..

OK, so I saw some of the updated pics…they get better….COCKBURNs committing.

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2021

13

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed may not be legal where you live, but it’s legal where I live, and I like to think it’s the government doing a bait and switch like they were Jeff Bezos sending Shatner to Space to distract from all the evil that surrounds him while local businesses are going broke because we are lazy people who like things delivered to our door in a very efficient way, I mean luckily for him, he had this all lined up and ready for when the lockdown happened, forcing people to use his platform and destroy local business pretty fucking quick and easy, imagine if he didn’t have PRIME all ready to go….and we were forced to go to our local stores…what TIMING that richest guy in the world has….some guys get all the luck.

But yeah, the government legalized weed to make people think they are cool, or maybe to collect and tax something else they weren’t taxing, while saving money on policing people who smoke weed, by encouraging them to smoke weed, in hopes they end up mindless shills instead of AWOKEN beings because weed was created by the creator and since everything on earth is connected and since no processing goes into growing and drying weed before smoking it…it’s pretty much what YOU are supposed to be doing…to enlighten yourself…

These girls know they need a hook for their nudes, they’re endorsing weed for the weed heads, some models need a hook and this is a hook…

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2021

13

Oct

Jordyn Jones Got Her Period of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is getting satanic, it’s trendy and she knows who she works for….you know you can’t make it in this world unless there’s some soul selling involved and this one has her massive audience because a deal was made. She was some white trash in Michigan with a drunk dad, so the industry saved her people, that’s what they tell themselves…she’s rich now, better than turning tricks at the local bowling alley for a pack of smokes and some Fentanyl….

Maybe this is for Halloween, her overlord’s favorite day….and I think we’re in a holding pattern for Jordyn Jones, she’s going to be the Maitland Ward of her generation, only smart enough to not wait 20 years to dive into porn, but to do it it when the opportunities for a child dancer from a child reality show dry up, and the brand deals are too hard to execute, while being masturbation fodder for profit just turns a bitch on….MONEY AND PEOPLE JERKING OFF TO ME….how could they resist that temptation….these soulless fucks who go for the easy money instead of doing something meaningful like opening a dance school for poor kids or some shit….because we are a society of absolute perverted degenerates….

In this shoot, she’s covered in blood, that could be PIG blood, maybe it’s some homeless man blood, no one will NOTICE one of those missing, especially not in LA where there are 80,000 homeless people gracing Venice Beach like they were PINK….she lives on Venice Beach…

She’s in lingerie, in a bath, making a mess and it’s all such low hanging content, but better than the alternative though….

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2021

13

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again….the first pussy wedgie I remember was one that I was actually grossed out by because it was on a lunch lady who had more than 6 kids. Her sweatpants too tight to not hug her pussy harder than it was the load of one of her baby daddy’s before getting pregnant with the 7th kid….

I would remember getting my subsidized fishsticks, looking at that shit and thinking, that’s what happens when you’re a mom, your pussy just eats the fuck out of your pants, and with that fishstick smell, it made for a stomach curdling thing….but then I hit puberty, realized pussy is awesome and when you can see a full pussy through a pair of pants, you’re halfway where you need to be, making that lunch lady mom with the massive cunt pretty fucking useful to jerk off to….even if you could probably climb up inside it due to its sheer size…

Since then, I’ve been all about the cameltoe, pussy hugging pants, and in the last two years, while the media and social media try to normalize men sterilizing themselves by cutting their dicks off and turning it into a store bought pussy, girls, the dying gender of our species as industrialist thinking men are doing the whole being better at being women than woman, extincting them as men do….the girls with actual pussy are revolting against that patriarchy designed as tranny bullshit, by showing their pussies to everyone through their pants the way they should…because I love looking at pussy, in pants or not, I guess I’m not gay from the hormones in the foods yet.

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2021

13

Oct

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd was. a share for share icon, which means that her and a group of other low levels got together and realized that if they cross promoted each other, they could share each other’s audience, and if they do it long enough, they’ll all have 1,000,000 or more perverts only there for the tits, but that’s ok, big brands don’t know that they’re not shoppers looking for tips and hints and deals from influencers, but rather things to jack off to…

It is a level of desperate attempt to make yourself famous, HOWEVER some people who are actually famous were in on it too, so their shitty audiences may not be that appealing to any marketer or even any girl trying to sell product to their audience, it’s still a good marketing hustle, better than buying fake followers like so many others do.

When I found out about Sophie Mudd, she was already a big titty deal in terms of followers, and for a year or more she had some big agency’s email on her profile, like she was going to do dancing with the big titty stars.. of some Bachelor shit…or maybe an OSCAR WINNING PERFORMANCE like she’s Brie Larson…

ANYWAY…she realized the money is in selling nudes to her fans, even PORN CHICKS who DID PORN are just selling nudes to their fans, who are these fans….don’t they know PORN IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE…like. volunatarily paying these scammers is insane to me….but these girls are getting fucking paid by nerds who think they’ll get a shot at these tits…pathetic losers..

But they are good tits though, so if you’re going to pay for tits, it might as well be these ones!

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2021

13

Oct

Victoria Justice Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I don’t trust the origin story for any of these teen starlets, they never really come out with the true story and oftentimes end up dead or branded too crazy to speak for themselves to really expose the machine that is Hollywood, that seems to like their teen starlets a lot, and pay them favorably for being teen starlets…

I am sure they have a backstory that doesn’t involve Human Trafficking or being sold to an industry from her parents, maybe it’s something like “she was cast on Barney and from there ended up on Niceklodeon”…and maybe that’s the truth, I don’t know…I just think there’s a VERY dark side to the industry and really all industry…when people have too much money, too much immunity from having that money, too much celebrity and groupies who can get swindled by the excitement of seeing a celeb, so swindled they won’t look into anything sketchy….it’s a perfect set up for a perfect storm

What I do know is that there was a big exec at Nickelodeon who got fired, was exposed as being a creeper, maybe even a diddler….and you can’t really believe anything you read…and you can assume anyone ousted is likely not the real criminal in the storyline….if you look at any mob bust, the mom boss is hardly the one who ever goes down, that’s what the minions are for…

So I can’t confirm or deny that Victoria Justice was a victim of the industry, I just know that she’s back with an album, maybe back to acting, or maybe just pushing her social media which can be lucrative enough with some fitness content you can jerk off to….but don’t sexualize celebs, that’s crazy…let them sexualize themselves and look on silently…

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2021

13

Oct

Rumer Willis Skinny Dip of the Day

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I guess Rumer Willis hasn’t learned how to cocktease right, as an ugly faced girl, she’s got the right idea of showing us her backside, but as an ugly faced girl, who despite putting resources from her rich as shit family trust into her face, hasn’t figured out that her skinny dipping in the rich person pool, should include a spread ass…

The real question is whether this is the pool where that person died at a Demi Moore rager, unless I’ve got that story wrong and the person who died at her party, didn’t drown in the pool like some sort of sacrifice to her overlord….but someone did die at one of her parties, maybe the one she ODed on WHIPPETS at…I don’t know, google it…Demi Moore has consistently creeped me the fuck out and so do her children.

I don’t know if a defined back is really what I’d consider worth jacking off to, you know, it’s not the 90s, step it up, maybe prop yourself out of the pool so I can see some cunt from behind the way nature intended, because anyone who has rooked a girl into skinny dipping with them knows, it’s hardly skinny dipping when she strips underwater and you can’t see any of the fucking goods, at that point, bikinis are better.

I just realized, there’s a pic of her face (below) from the pool….which is the WRONG asshole, we want to see the OTHER one….

Here’s a skinny dip done better…

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2021

13

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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If you’re on the internet you’ll see a lot of fit people not into getting the vaccine because they take care of themselves, you know diet and exercise and supplements before supplements get banned because they don’t want people healthy….and you’ll see a few fit people who got the vaccine dying of heart inflammation…or at least getting sick with heart inflammation….and no longer able to bike, run, workout, or play their professional sports…all for a virus that barely kills anyone….

On the flip side of that, you’ll see a lot of unfit, fat fuck, even disgusting people telling you to get the shot for your health as they eat their fast food burgers like the pigs that they are….

One of the best memes I’ve seen is the Public Health Rulers of the world all looking like piles of sick and unhealthy alien shit….

It’s one of those confuse the public, tell them inflation is good for the economy, even though it makes you poorer than you already are….tell them that war is peaceful….that evil is good…the criminals are heroes who deserve statues while historical figures are bad because they represent colonialism and that’s bad…tell them that the sky is green not blue for people to not trust their own brains because they don’t have brains they just got that frequency right….

It’s weird mind manipulation that is studied and perfected mind manipulation…TRUST THE SCIENCE, BELIEVE THE SCIENCE, LISTEN TO THE TV DOCTORS….and the science says fat fucks die of this virus, so don’t be a fat fuck, and if you’re into being a fat fuck and not scared of dying, or so scared of dying you’re paralyzed and forced to eat cake watching streaming platforms like you’re having a camp-out at home….at least expose yourself to fitness from hot fit chicks being fit because fit chicks are better than the alternative…

These are this week’s fit chicks to inspire you to normalize fit girls so you can benchmark all the fat chicks you know against them…because normalizing fat has been one of the worst trends we’ve had.

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2021

13

Oct

Natalie Roser Panties of the Day

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Natalie Roser is some Australian who I guess is not in Captivity like the Australians I’ve been seeing, because she’s a hot model and they can get away with murder, but if you’ve seen any of the shit going on in Australia, it’s terrifying and I am sure will hit here in Canada…because we share the same monarchy…and that’s too bad….

The cops are literally showing up at people’s houses with print-outs of their social media posts to intimidate them, or if you scroll down, you’ll see a video I posted about a dude being hassled for being on the beach tanning, getting that VITAMIN D….

I guess it’s not just an attack on daily baby aspirin since it helps with COVID, like the attack on Asthma meds that work on COVID, or the Anti-Parasite drug they’ve campaigned against and reduced to “Horse Dewormer”….but an ATTACK oN THE people, the tax paying people, it’s fucking insane….but it doesn’t WAKE PEOPLE up…

WHY are they doing this….
WHY are they lying…
WHY are they being Tyrannical….

Because they can, we let them, but luckily Natalie Roser produces some clickbait smut to distract us…

You live in a CULT and you’re not the one RUNNING it….you’ve chosen evil instead of good…because that’s what happens with a Religion-based species when they lose religion…their daddy’s become the wrong daddy…but at least we have hot chicks to distract us…even though they don’t want us to be their daddies unless we have at least 100 million dollars…they’re high profile.

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