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2021

22

Sep

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

Sofia Richie is Nicole Richie’s little sister than was most recently run through the Kardashian empire, that I’ll assume is something Nicole Richie was somehow involved in, because Kim K was their fat troll looking assistant before the sex tape.

I’ve consistently said that I am sure Paris Hilton gets a kickback for all the Kardashians do, because as soon as they popped, Paris went to Ibiza to have sex with DJs….and do whatever else she did over the last 10 years before deciding to make a comeback…

I can’t imagine a smart business minded person like Paris, because I have insiders tell me she’s actually brilliant, I used to know one of her neighbors who would smoke weed with her…and I’ve never heard anything negative about Paris…so I can’t imagine her assistant would just overpower her…it’s impossible but I guess that’s the inner workings of this bullshit…

Not that it matters, this is about Sofia Richie who most recently played Scott Disick Kardashian’s tween girlfriend…that I guess is part of his model or marketing agency…you know since all these people are homies, connected, and in on the money making scheme…

Either way, she’s topless, hot and that’s the important work in this modern era of celebrating the rich because they are better than us and deserve better than us for being better than us…

I call this shoot, jeans and a titty for Lionel…her dad…to be proud he made a hot specimen to leave his 100s of millions of dollars to, since Nicole isn’t his actual dollar, he found her backstage at a concert or some shit!!

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2021

22

Sep

Tinashe Nude in a Gutter of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about celebrity or pop culture, which is funny under the circumstances of the site, but since no one reads this shit, I guess it’s not really that funny that some unqualified idiot who likes tits has been reporting the celebrity news by not reporting the news, but focusing on their tits for all these years…I am 17 or 18 years in on this shit…

So to DO you the service of “what’s Tinashe up to” because there’s always something being promoted when the nude shoots are released…unless it’s strictly to just keep the name on the map, as these girls who were at one time were on a higher playing field than the normals, but thanks to social media are competing with the normies, the random sluts, the influencers, the unsigned musicians, the youtubers and the porn chicks…so I guess they need to scramble…tits get hits, here are the tits…

So in my extensive research…I saw that Tinashe did a campaign with Reese’s Puff cereal which I guess still exists because these industrial food producers want you on sugar and poisoned but do not care that this girl gets naked for her art…but we care..not in a CANCEL her for getting naked but in a “HEY THERE TINASHE, WELCOME TO OUR PERV LAIR”….as she crawls through what could be a sewer pipe…the perfect entry point of the underground perv lair…in this modern day armageddon…

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2021

22

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I am sure the experts would argue that you should probably workout every day and in my not so expert opinion I’ll say that people are fat as shit as they live in their pods eating shitty fast food instead of real foods because real food is healthy and fast food and junk food is corporate owned and there are shareholders to keep happy…so fuck going to self sufficient farmers with their high quality organic nutrient rich foods…that’s crazy talk….get some toxic shit…delivered to your door for a fee because you’re too lazy to get out there and get it for yourself you sick fuck…

Imagine what your ancestors who had to work the land to feed the family, you know hard working people, would say about your life choices you greedy, lazy fucking pig…

Anyway, I don’t do fitness and I am a fat fuck who eats basically dog shit food on the regular, but at least I am aware of it…at least I know that fat kills, which is why I married my wife, never expected her to last 25 years…but she did…

I also know that I take the “NO MASK” approach to life, only instead of masks, I “No Fat Chicks” allowed…the right kind of discrimination…

So here are some fit chicks being fit to remind you that even if you don’t work out, fit chicks are hotter than the alternative, let’s celebrate them for their athleticism and ability to ride fat lazy guy dick assuming they still work with all those cormorbidities….

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2021

22

Sep

Sarah Hyland Shitty Cleavage of the Day

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I recently saw some propaganda that Sarah Hyland got her third shot that she documented on her social media because she’s had 2 kidney transplants due to some genetic condition that shuts down her kidneys, so getting that added protection is important to her, despite it not being FDA approved….TRUST THE SCIENCE…or some shit….

I don’t know anything about the shots, but three shots seems crazy….I do know something about passports and mandatory shots being discriminatory, segregative, especially since private businesses aren’t allowed to stand their ground and run their shit how they want to run their shit…yet none of the psycho woke progressive people are saying anything about that…which is weird…but I guess they are scared to be cancelled or some shit…as their good lives depend on being as socially acceptable as possible…

Maybe I’m a hater, but I am not convinced any celebrities are authentic in anything they do. I also don’t think they have the same vaccines the normals are getting..if they are even getting vaccines at all…

I also know that if they are pushing anything, it’s likely because they are paid to promote it…as none of these people really take a stance on anything they aren’t told to take…too risky to have an opinion that goes against whoever pays them….so they remain these shells of humans ready to be used or hired to execute communications to the population…

What I will say is that maybe the third shot is the best shot, cuz this typically weird and creepy demonic looking starlet, at least according to me, I’ve always found her look one that is underdeveloped and odd…but in this black dress she’s looking hot….

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2021

22

Sep

Sabrina Carpenter Lingerie of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is a 22 year old industry sweetheart who I don’t think I’ve ever seen in anything, but the name’s familiar which isn’t saying much…since everyone is famous.

I guess she’s a singer, dancer and actress who was recruited by Disney, or created by Disney because Disney is the industry leader, who basically own all the media, but they specialize in finding young tween talent and cultivate them to be the adult stars some of them become…oftentimes by publicly transitioning them like they were Bruce Jenner, only instead of sex changes, they sexualize them so they seem edgy enough to keep the fans they’ve spent millions on capturing….at least in this sexualized society where everyone is sexualizing themselves at a level where if you’re not sexualizing yourself, you ain’t shit….

I guess you could argue that half naked, lingerie content or fashion shows aren’t sexualizing yourself, that I’m just old and out of touch because underwear as outerwear is totally non sexual content, you know pervert dinosaur….plus I could sexualize a bitch in a snowsuit if she was in the right position….but it’s pretty clear where society is when Disney kids are doing shit like this to stay relevant or maintain relevance…the big scramble.

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2021

22

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies are what I’ve traditionally called pussy definition because if the pants are tight enough you can see the entire pussy print…which by definition is the pussy definition…not that we’re a dictionary but we’ll assume we have dicks and in having dicks we’re into pussy….that’s not to say some dick aren’t into ass, or that some dick are into tranny that don’t have pussy wedgies but could if they had the right insert sold on amazon to pull their lie….but I’ll assume there are still dudes who are both fascinated and inspired by every vagina they see and that they appreciate that part of a style trend these days is pulling pants and panties into vagina in order to show the world your vagina definition…it’s the new cleavage…

This is a round up of girls with cameltoes…showing off their cameltoes because cameltoes are hot even when they’re not….

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2021

22

Sep

Caylee Cowan Bra of the Day

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Caylee Cowan has brought some big titty in a bra….because she’s got sloppy big tits that need bras…which works out fine for people like us who aren’t fucking her in exchange for rend money and castings….or seeing her naked even though we should be…it’s marketing…isn’t it and Cowan needs all the marketing he can get.

I don’t want to reduce Caylee Cowan to an LA sugar baby trying to get famous, but I tend to think anyone who moves to LA as a young girl with a dream of fame is likely getting her rent paid somewhere, and getting those castings for reasons that are perverted, because there’s a level of selling your soul…whether to the devil himself, his henchmen, or just the evil industry that eats these people up and spits them out when they are done with them….

That doesn’t reduce her level of looking less sloppy than she has in the past…she’s clearly been doing work as she tries to be the next big titty Sydney Sweeney….which I don’t know whether she’ll ever get there but I’ll watch her tits as she does…

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2021

22

Sep

Britney Spears Body Paint of the Day

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Britney Spears weirdness is by design…everything we see is by design that is why we are seeing it…

Prior to the FREE BRITNEY movement that only got traction because they needed a big pop culture story to distract by the fucked up pandemic measures you’re being sold….like they did with George Floyd, or like they did with any other viral story, even this VAN LIFE girl GABBY and the theatrical manhunt they are undertaking to find her fiance and prime suspect in a world where the FBI is currently watching you with your dick in your hand…meaning…”being on the run” is a fucking lie if I’ve ever heard one…not that it matters..

What matters is that prior to Britney’s dad faking her being released from her prison, she’s still in a fucking prison, because these weird ass content that they put out of her, that is so bootleg and creepy is now continuing now that she’s free and I don’t buy into it….just like I don’t buy into her fiance being anything but an actor they cast to play the part of his lifetime…but maybe I’m just too skeptical….

In this video, crazy Britney, is looking as crazy as she’s looked the last few years, because she’s crazy…but luckily….she’s half naked…in whatever prison cell they shot this in…

Everything about this creeps me out, while giving me boners cuz Britney’s still hot…and I guess a prison sex slave who looks like she’s been crying is porn to some.

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2021

22

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned weed being illegal is just evidence on the corruption in the world of big corporations, because I know that a plant you can grow in your garden that can be therapeutic for a few health issues, from headaches, to IBS, to stress, to sleep disorders…you know the things that make people great customers for medication, or over the counter medication…then there’s the whole industrial use of HEMP from rope, to clothing, shoes, biodegradable “plastics”…you know that’d piss off the people at the oil companies….then there’s the whole potential of it enlightening people…maybe taking them to a higher place by triggering some things in their brain…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist…I just know that this plant is a solid threat on money making products…and it can’t be regulated or taxed….plus the industry of policing it is way more beneficial….

Then, when they want people sedated on their couch, or thinking the lawmakers are cooler and progressive, they use legalizing it as their angle to distract…But the good news is that there’s some weed activists who want people knowing they are into weed with nudes…because any cause is a good cause to get naked….unless they are just showing off that they get naked and get lit…which is always possible and doesn’t really matter cuz NUDES!

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2021

22

Sep

Rihanna See Through of the Day

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Lingerie billionaire Rihanna posts lingerie pics to her social media to promote her lingerie brand that has made her an official billionaire…because she doesn’t care about being an exhibitionist unless it involves her getting paid…transactional motherfuckers…but as someone who has paid for sex because regular girls are grossed out by me…I’ll say transactional relationships are no big deal…

USE ME FOR MONEY…not that I am buying her cheap shit lingerie like a fool from the internet brain washed into buying into anything the celebs tell me to buy into…because I don’t care about celebrities and know all these fools are fucking scams used to manipulate weak people…so I get to benefit from the sleazy content promoting lingerie, cuz people are SEX positive and need to keep their sex lives hot and heavy, since sex as an act gets pretty boring…limited moves especially when obese and limped dick…so throw some lingerie in like it’s another woman to spice it up…I get it…but also know the lingerie sales are really increasing because people post lingerie selfies all day and need outfits…

Point being, she’s in mesh…the reason her business is s hit is irrelevant…the mesh lingerie is hardly relevant…but it’s still mesh lingerie on a huge pop star..

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