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2021

17

Sep

Christina Aguilera Panties of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually X-Tina getting DIRTY like it was 20 years ago…or if this is some wax figure of her, since her legs and stomach look a little too VAMPIRE GOTH white and not quite like actual skin…maybe it’s a shapewear leotard she’s trying to troll us with by sticking a bejewel where her belly button is…I DO NOT KNOW…but if those panties are as see through as they look, I’d expect to see more LABIA than NO LABIA….and who really cares…

She was my favorite of the popstars at least when she was on mute, I fucking hated her songs and that screeching kind of singing, but I did think she was hot…

It was a different era, where hot wasn’t really every girl in the world trying to be hot, trying to monetize, like it is now. I mean girls were pretty conservative back then, so seeing a racy pop star with her fake tits out on her tiny frame was always welcomed…keep in mind people used to jack off to music videos on MTV…I mean we were basically Amish virgins before a barn raising…

Anyway, I don’t know what the 40 year old is flashing us for, but WELCOME back from that sabbatical you jezebel you…

I am looking for more dignified words for whore, or slut, you know to class this place up a bit, since this smut is being produced by people worth 1000s of millions of dollars…they deserve better adjectives….like HUSSY, TROLLOP, VAMP…or we can stick with slut…I mean we can’t reinvent my 5th grade writing skills, old dog, new tricks…something X-Tina probably relates to.

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2021

17

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are oppressive…

I remember being by the ocean when I was younger, it was probably some Spring Break in Florida in the 80s shit I drove down for…I don’t remember because I must have some early dementia, but I do remember seeing a pretty bird, all wonderful and majestic fully caught up in fishnets…and I thought…that poor thing…just trying to live freely in the world, only to get caught up in waste, how abusive….and all to look like a French Prostitute hustling her OnlyFans…silly bird..

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2021

17

Sep

Distracted Golfer and Other Videos of the Day

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Double Axe Throw

Religious Karen vs People Dressed Slutty…

Mom Can’t Get Up

People are So Weird with their Acrobatics

Mom Doesn’t Like Ice Cream Guy

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2021

17

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t up until 5 am watching that new Sydney Sweeney movie on Amazon called The Voyeurs that actually really sucked, but not because of Sweeney and her BIG old TEETH, those motherfuckers were the whole reason for watching the shit….

In conclusions, I remember a time when people didn’t use words like TRIGGERING or PROBLEMATIC or MICRO AGGRESSIONS…when they’d use the internet as a game to entertain themselves and not to have battles of the retard wit battles on social media…when I’m more into people duking it out the good old fashioned way…by half naked mud wrestling…

Why we’ve become so uptight as a society is pretty exhausting…but so is staying up all night to see Sweeney’s TITTIES…which for the record are wonderful TITTIES.

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Only Fans Model At Lewis Hamilton’s Met Gala
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Jennifer Aniston Makes Anal Sex Joke on TV
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Gamer Celebrates Too Hard
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Man Sees His Bulldog on a Walk – So he Stops To Talk to Him
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Dazed and Confused Actor Gets Arrested
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Lion in a Limo
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Fight Between Anchor and Reporter
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Ticket on the LOOTED Car…
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Mom in a Skimpy Bikini
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Cam Sluts!
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2021

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I made the mistake of watching the new Jessica Chastain HBO show, where she’s married to Oscar Isaacs, who I actually like as an actor, mainly because of his Folk Singer movie, but I am sure he’s been good in other things…

I didn’t actually watch the show, I got a solid 3-4 minutes of WHAT IN THE GENDER STUDIES fuck is this, because the premise, or the opening scene is of a Gender Studies student doing some study about the tradition hetero monogamous marriage in this new world of evolving gender norms…

Which is when I turned off the new Jessica Chastain show….

Gender studies man…what the fuck…I remember meeting a dude YEARS ago, before GENDER STUDIES replaced traditional majors…because people care about genders I guess…but yeah…I met a dude, the first time I heard of Gender Studies, who was doing his Gender Studies major in school and I thought “what in the fuck is that”…and he said…”DUDE THERE ARE SO MANY BITCHES, IN EVERY CLASS I’M THE ONLY DUDE, THE PUSSY IS EVERYWHERE”….so I said “do you fuck alot” and he said “naw, they’re all lesbians, but and after three years of this shit I’m trying to become gay.

Point of the story is that Gender Studies, even then, was the worst…only NOW, they’ve given those GENDER studies people a platform, where they can find other Gender Studies weirdos, and together they can be as annoying as they were when they were 10 people on campus…and become a powerforce of social media so much so that they put that shit on HBO…

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Hot Dua Lipa Gets Animated
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Jena Sims Doing Cleopatra in a Hot Skimpy Outfit
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Lindsey Pelas Pushing The Girls Up!
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Biker Mom in a Skimpy Bikini!
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People are Losing their Shit at the Airport – Check Out this Lady at the Airport
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Eiza Gonzalez Becomes a Meme
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Hailee Steinfeld Selfies the Booty
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Bella Hadid Pokies in New York
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Texas Lawyer Got Arrested for Walking Bach Dressed like Michael Myers
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Madonna in Lingerie Dressed like a Bride
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3 SEC Picks with Sara Cheek – GET ON IT
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Rhian Sugden is Looking Good in Blue….
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Airplane Fight
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Dude Testing Out a Bridge
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Daniel Craig Burns Through 20 Suits in a bond Scene
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Olivia Culpo in a Bikini
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Mina El Hammani Nipple Pokies
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7 Animals Won Fights You Thought They’d Lose
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Fascinating Photos from History
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Scary Animal Encounters
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Megan Fox Explains Why She Doesn’t Wear Much Clothing
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Gang of Hyenas Attack Lion – Regret It
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Orlando Bloom Paddles Along Great White Shark….No, Not Katy Perry
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Slap Heard Around the World
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VR Sound Effects
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Octavia Spencer Loves her Mom….
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Big Titty Judit Guerra Nude Shoot
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Noah Cyrus loves her Mom…
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Best Ping Pong Trick Shots…
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Best Public Pranks
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Suzy Cortez Hot with a Soccer Ball
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Celebs Send Love to Norm Macdonald
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Big Booty College Track Star in her Track Panties
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Tell Us How You Feel About your CoWorkers
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Nicola Peltz PDA
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Hot Golfer
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Cop Shootout
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Strange Car Accident on Nest
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Dude Dressed Like Ronald McDonald Smokes Weed Out of a Cheeseburger
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Dad on Vacation Getting it Done
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Dog is a Problem Solver
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Kayak Loses Control in a Drainage Ditch
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Howie Mandel and Anthony Jeselnik Finds Out Norm Macdonald Died During his Podcast You Didn’t Know He Had
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Keani Canullo Surfing Footwork
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Dude Fixing Boat
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How to Make Nascar Interesting
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Cutting a Tree Goes Wrong…
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Tower of Mordor Made of Sand
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Crazy Girl Getting Destructive over a Drink…
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Nude Model posing on a Crater Looking Amazing
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SOLO STOVES ARE THE COOLEST CAMPFIRE THING EVER
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Out in Shorts
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Justine Skye Boobs Out
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Iggy Azalea on Stage with her BIG BOOTY
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Olivia Rodrigo at the Airport for the Fans who like Airports
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Eva Longoria Cleavage..
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Ashley Benson’s in Shorts
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Erin Richards in their Pyjamas
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Dove Cameron’s Tube Top
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J.Lo Booty in some Big Pants
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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage
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Heidi Klum’s Red Carpet Hotness
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Karlie Kloss and her LONG fucking Legs – She’s 7 Feet Tall
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In Case You Missed it Lily Rose Depp Pokis
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The 80 Pound Pornstar
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Serious Nips
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Acts that Make You a Whore
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Outrageous Squirt
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Litte Caprice Hot on Gallery
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Girl Shits on a Wall
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot MILF London Rivers
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2 Girls 1 Squirt
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Girl with Cum on her Face has a Sign that Lets You Know It
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Multiple Amateurs
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Big Titties in the Mirror
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20 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Serena Strips Down
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Dildo Squirt
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Dildo In the Rectum
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Amateur Sex Time
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Ginger PAWG
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That Was Unexpected
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Hand in her Vag
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The Discomfort Zone
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2 Girls 1 Guy
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Girl Licking her Friend’s Hot Tit…
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Crackhead Shit
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2021

16

Sep

Inka Williams Hot and Naked of the Day

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I don’t know where this Inka Williams shoot is from, if you shot it, send it my way, I’ll LINK YOU because you have just made my night, or my week, or my day…I mean my life is hardly exciting….

I don’t actually get that excited about this kind of shit, or really anything, not even Christmas and I fucking love Christmas…but I do think Inka Williams, the 22 year old BALI native who was in Bali before there before SOCIAL media, is one of the hotter instagram models, or legit models, she’s repped by some big agency…

Well she’s done gone nude…as they do, for fashion, or art, or marketing, or who fucking cares, it happened.. why make a big deal, I mean…it’s just a skinny model’s naked body and it’s a win…and even with my deep fear of snakes…I’m down to stare at the TITTIES.

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2021

16

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The flaw in the thong is also the win in the thong…so remember someone’s or something’s inadequacies can be appealing to a pervert who will fuck anything….but has nothing to fuck…so instead he just sexualizes it…which in this case is encouraged…since it is an asshole and assholes are the gateway to the soul and the orifice of the people…all people….except those who have stoma bags…but at one point had an asshole…and know what they’re about even if they are phantom asshole now….however there is probably at least one person out there who wasn’t born with an asshole…and they shit out of their mouth…their moms probably smoked when pregnant….OK.

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2021

16

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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So….

If you read the site and I hope you don’t because it’s drivel….I am not a professionally trained writer and I am not very funny…so there is really no point….

BUT…

If you read this site, you’ll know two things….

1- that I have doubted that Liz Hurley in her old age is actually looking as good as she does in her pics, and I figured she either took a backlog before retiring and getting old and fat, or that her son, who I think is transgender and who takes all her pics for her is playing the part….so I never trusted any of her bikini action…

2- that I have been proven wrong because she was at an event a few weeks ago and still looks hot…which pains me to say, not because I don’t like hot chicks, but because it goes against my expiration date I’ve given women- I blame modern science….

So, this ass may be her son, may be old, but could just be a 55 year old model ass who has maintained and preserved herself accordingly…

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2021

16

Sep

Charli XCX Bikini Tits of the Day

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UK’s export Charli XCX who I always thought was just a bootleg performer with a dream. You know, a rich kid with parents who support her dream because they are lawyers or accountants or bankers….and used to the stuffy and shitty world of bureaucracy….excited to tell their friends how like Charli is doing in America chasing her dreams that they finance because it makes their lives more interesting…

Not that I have an issue with rich people getting ahead, I believe in equality for all, equal opportunity for all, but if your family got a generations head start and you get to benefit from it, fuck yeah…

So there’s nothing wrong with being a sponsored by your parents artist to keep their lives interesting amongst their boring friends…that’s not the issue here, the issue is that I thought that was her level of career….someone who tours malls and nightclubs that no one cares about….

As it turns out, I was wrong, she’s actually rich as shit, just bought a 30 million dollar house, probably has more hits than Rita Ora, who you’d think is richer and more important than Charli based on Rita’s incessant self promotion….but who cares about the backstory, or the rivalry I created between two UK popstars in America…which should be the name of my memoir….I am here for the front story…the TITTIES….and the good news is that both have big tits ..all those bangers and mash or some shit…I RECKON…

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2021

16

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Holy shit…..

Titty Drop!!!

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