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2021

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The idea that everyone can be bought and everyone is a follower is hilarious to me. You can pay anyone their price to do a vile thing…because in a money grubbing disgusting society, everyone has a price…

Meaning, for the right price you could get the entire Kardashian family licking the same port-o-potty toilet seat at the county fair they are showing Kylie the Pig at….and the best thing about it is that 1000s and 1000s of their followers will follow their lead and do it for free…TOILET LICKING can be the next ice bucket challenge and it’s not even that far fetched. There’s already a girl famous for licking an Airplane toilet seat, disgusting….but once the Kardashians do it, you know it’s the next TikTok Hit….and for the right pice they’d do it….

It’d be great to be at that level of rich, where you can make these idiots fucking dance like the monkeys they are….

That should be my motivation to become an evil dot com billionaire…the ultimate trolls happen with a budget….

Here are some morning links…

Ashley Kolfage Issues a Wednesday Warning in Her Tiny Bikini
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Mechanical Bull Demonstration
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Kylie Jenner in Swimwwear
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TikTok GIrl and her Hot Underboob in a Bikini
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Chet Hanks gets Signed
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LaMelo Ball Spotted With IG Model Analicia Chaves
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Ethical Hacker Talks his Fears
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Kid Makes Creepy Gun Shot Sounds with his Mouth
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Detroit Boat has its Own Zip Code
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Talban Discover Trampolines
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Cam Sluts Always Win…
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2021

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Divided and conquered, brainwashed, not free…

I’m out here expecting a Zombie Apocalypse thinking of all the wrong turns I took, because DrunkenStepfather should be a streaming platform…not this bootleg shit…and I should be on the other side of the equation…private jets and private Islands…OOOOOOPS…..

I find it interesting that I am reading things about how the genetic altering vaccine that they are aiming to give you 4 shots per year of this shit, so to live, you need your booster, it’s terrifying when you factor in the whole vaccine passport shit that will be everywhere because they will have 100 percent vaccination rates….

Anyway, conspiracy warning ahead….but there are people saying that the shot alters your DNA, so that you are no longer a genetic human so you no longer have basic human rights….which may not be the case after two shots, but after 12 in the next three years it could be…and it could be that way now….imagine that…no longer human from a shot…

Even worse, I saw people saying that strings of genetic code can be patented, if it is not found in nature, but imagine…just IMAGINE..if your DNA is altered enough that you are genetically patented property of the companies you’re injected by….

You may not remember this, but there’s a movie that just came out about a Canadian farmer who got sued for growing PATENTED seeds….Christopher Walken plays the farmer….so these big corporations sued a farmer for planting their patented seeds….one farmer…sued by the corporations….

I don’t see how that couldn’t be applied to US RETARDS….because we can’t all own streaming platforms even if we were around since before those streaming platforms existed and the idea of the streaming platform wasn’t even all that original thing to do….how embarrassing….

Out here becoming patented property with no human rights, instead of being the patented property owner….what a fail..

From eating feasts in my castle or yacht….to eating my own feces in a fucking cell of a work camp in 5 years…

Anyone have any billion dollar Ideas we can turnaround in the next few weeks? CLOCKS A TICKING…

And remember, we’re already owned by the corporations….we didn’t need a shot to alter our DNA for that…we’ve done it ourselves as the materialistic and disgusting disgraces to the human experience we’ve become thanks to the evil corporations marketing to us….
Here are some stepLINKS..

Britney Spears Topless for Instagram
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Kendall Jenner Wears Devin Booker’s Gold Medal While Rocking a Bikini
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Elizabeth Hurley Spreads Her Bikini Wings!
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Skater Girl
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Rachel Bilson Flashing Major Sideboob In A Tiny Swimsuit!
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Alexandra Daddario Pokies in a White Shirt!
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Kylie Jenner Does Swimwear
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Rumer Willis Takes a Topless Tan!
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Nikki Bella Takes a Dip
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Girl Stuck in Window…
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Mechanical Bull Demonstration
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Yazmin Oukhellou’s Crazy Side Boob
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Channing Tatum picks up Sandra Bullock and jumps into the pool as Lost City of D wraps filming
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Madalina Diana Hot Bikini Body
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Miley Cyrus is feeling her flora fantasy in GUCCI’s new fragrance campaign
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Isabella Fonte’s Under Boob for Emily Ratajkowski!
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Kate Beckinsale Wants to Be Pillaged
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Ronaldo’s Girlfriend’s Hot Selfie
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How to Make Kimchi
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Dove Cameron Nippy In A Skimpy Tanktop
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Lily-Rose Depp Nipple Pokies in NYC!
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7 ridiculous myths about history you probably believe are true
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What’s It Like To Be An Obese Woman?
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Gabby Epstein Got a New Bra
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Christa B Allen Lets us Know That THIS Iconic Dress is Available on Amazon
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Cole Hamels Made $1 Million to Never Throw a Pitch for the Dodgers
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Idiot vs Dumpster
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10 Hilarious Cartoons That Only World of Warcraft Fans Will Understand
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15 Extremely Bizarre Mental Disorders
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Drunk Driver Crashes Through High-Tech Surf Shop In Maui, Gets Arrested
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Selma Blair’s MS is in remission!
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Chantel Jeffries Works on Her Tan!
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Dua Lipa Climbs Tree in Bodysuit
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Florida Woman Arrested for Masturbating During a Video Visitation With Her Inmate Boyfriend
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Spreading the Gospel Fail
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Guy Gets mad that Someone Calls Him Bald
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20 Fascinating Photos Collected From History
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Angry Lion Waits At The Door Of This Guy
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Loose Log On Truck Causes Acciden
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Running Into a Pole
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Going 70mph On A Skateboard In Switzerland!
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Christina Haack acts sus, causes engagement rumors
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The Way to Get Perfect Teeth
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Hot Thong Bikini Babes Get Oiled Down
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Fan Shines A God Damned Laser Into The Player’s Faces While Doge Vs Mets!
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Man Takes A Leap From The Burning Cherry Picker
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Mae Whitman says she’s a proud pansexual
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Pretty Bootleg Hot Tub
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Taliban Discover Trampolines…AMazing
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Obliterated Car Just Keeps On Driving!
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Massive Grizzly Bear Fight Caught On Tape
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Fat Man’s Mountain Dew Meltdown
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Gym bro’s Masturbation Prank
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Bride And Groom Almost Get Taken Out By A Large Tree Branch!
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FedEx Driver Tosses Package Like It’s Garbage
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Topless Model Daria and her Flowers
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Hot Golf Babe
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THE POWER OF COCONUTS!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Girl and her Crazy Side Boob
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Avirl Lavinge in Leggings and a Crop TOp…
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Jane Krakowski’s in a Bathing Suit
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Lily Rose Depp Braless in NYC
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Jhene Aiko Leg
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Maggie Q in Photoshoot
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Amy Adams Old in a Dress
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Lucy Hale in a Bikini
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Iris Law Cleavage
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Olivia Liang in a Bra Top for China
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hot Amateur Flesh….She’s Good…
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Girl Sits on a Dudes Face at his Funeral Weirdness
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Taco Tuesday
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This Couple is Horsing ARound
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Perfect Boobs
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Houseplant Squirt
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The Call it Mashup MAdness
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Britney Topless on instagram
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Technical Difficulties
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Weird Incest Porn
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1 Girl 1 Cigarette
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Coeds at a Dorm Party
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Amateur Gets Fucked from Behind
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Military Themed Pussy Rub
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40 People Having a Shittier Day
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Dildo Demo
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Name this Sex Move
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LIngerie Lesbian Show
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She’s Trying to Hypnotize You
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Another Amateur Fuck
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Wet Floors
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Nude Model Cleaning Naked
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Girl and her Wet Mouth
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Hot Girl and her Big Ten Toy in…
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SOLID CLIT
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Titties are Open for Business
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Model with her Round Tits
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Her 2 Kids of Squirt
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Another Amateur Fucker
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Blonde Chick and her Sex Toys…
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It is a Pussy SHow
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Amateur Sex
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BOTTLE PUSSY- CAN SHE DO IT
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We Call this Daddy Issues
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A Gripping Pussy
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Porn Audition
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Fat Pussy Floor Humper
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2021

Aug

Bella Thorne Matches Buildings of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted her big tits busting out of a bathing suit she’s wearing next to some building of the same color which was her caption, assuming she’s still a her…this pronoun shit is a joke at this point…just keep on making jokes people…

I would say that this is an inspiring shoot, but since everyone is their own SI SWIMSUIT magazine, I think more people need to get more creative…and I don’t know what that looks like, if I did, this site would probably not be a sinking ship no one bothers with, but rather an industry leading trend report…

I just know that bathing suits are clickbait and I’m looking for more…maybe Bella Thorne needs to do spoken word or something…potentially vaginal puppet shows…something less “I’m in a bathing suit”…while still being in the bathing suit, since there’s no place for clothing on social media….

I like to think she’s the future of Hollywood, Disney created, ready to take over with her minions of slutty fans….merging porn and mainstream…but there’s so many turns this shit can take, we could all turn our backs on porn….since it’s boring….and get more modest is the hottest on these people….but the reality is that it’ll just be more and more genderless porn to keep us distracted in our cells masturbating all day….which isn’t that big of a deal, since you’re in your windowless basement doing that all day anyway…

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2021

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Nipples in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to the whole Bella Hadid is a fashion model bullshit, she was an influencer that the fashion brands use to sell product, only famous because her sister was basically the same thing before her….influencers who push sales for these people….

It was a calculated rich girl buying her way into this shit…like my super sweet sixteen daddy bought me a record deal…or my dad produced a movie I am a star of…or my dad paid a magazine for a cover because it is that easy to game the system ….obviously…with enough money you can game the fucking system…and I am not some communist fuck who is against that, I appreciate people’s success stories, I read biographies of successful people, it is interesting but their kids tend to be far less interesting….

Luckily, when they post sheer outfits on instagram, they are moderately, but barely, more interesting….because there’s enough nipple out there, we can never have enough, but it’s not all that enlightening….

Imagine if these people actually tried to ENLIGHTEN each other instead of sell product to each other while monetizing themselves…weird society…of BUYING shit you don’t need and using tits to sell those things…

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2021

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Got Wet of the Day

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Disney’s own Vanessa Hudgens is out here pushing some kind of propaganda, because you know that as a child sold to a multi billion dollar media company that basically owns everything and that can shape a child’s ideology from basically birth because they were marketed as a nice wholesome American organization, even though no multi billion dollar corporation is anything but evil and that’s a fucking fact….

My theory is that Hudgens is still told what to do by them, I just don’t see why they would invest in these kids and build their celebrity to just give them away….I still think Britney Spears is owned by the MOUSE EARS and that the conservatorship is all a distraction…WHY would anyone give up the power they have or the investment they’ve made…it just makes no sense, like bad business…

But when it involves bitches in bikinis looking fit, who fucking cares if it was by design or random, or if it is even real cuz it could just be CGI…they did invent ANIMATION AFTERALL…..it’s a step in the right direction…

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2021

Aug

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The world is confusing because of the way the media presents us with science that conflicts with actual science….at least based on the science I see published that if you were to put out there you’d be cancelled, banned, censored or called a conspiracy theorist, even if you ask the person what they’re opinion of the science you’re presenting them with, to have a conversation about it with them, for them to say “SHUT UP AND GET THE FUCKING VAX AND PUT ON THE FUCKING MASK”….weirdness that makes no sense..

I asked someone I am close to something like “Why did you really get a vaccine, you lived fine for a year and didn’t get COVID, you may have even had it, what made you say “I am going to get an experimental shot” blindly….who did you listen to, who did you trust, who did you talk to?” and the answer was “you believe your facts, I believe mine”….ugh…that’s not really a convincing answer…and doesn’t really make any fucking sense….

I am not saying the vax is killing people, other people are saying that, I am saying that if you can still get covid and spread covid, what’s the point of having a weird ass medication…it doesn’t really make sense and the whole “lesser symptoms” seems impossible to prove….and if anything it seems like we were lied to…and more people should be mad and may be if they don’t die off from this shit….

I have been tempted to do medical experiments for years….they pay you well to be a guinea pig, and even then I chose not to…people are out here volunteering to do this for free….so I don’t really get the motivation…

BUT yeah, i can go on all day about this shit, it’s comedic, it’s hilarious, as an observer of Pop Culture….I know shit is fucking weird…

I am a believer of science, I am a believer of studies that say that a waist-to-hip ratio of a certain size is more attractive to men…I am willing to try to debunk it by masturabting to girls of varying degrees of waist-to-hip ratio…and you should too…real science is designed to be debunked….or disproven…that’s the point…I prove this, you prove me wrong, I prove you wrong…it’s a fun back and forth for nerds….

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2021

Aug

Jessie J See Through Panties of the Day

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You gotta wonder what goes through the mind of a mediocre popstar that I am sure you’ve never even heard of, because I’ve barely heard of her and I run a fucking website about this shit and have written 10s of thousands of useless blog posts maybe even 100,000 blog posts that no one reads about these useless idiots, so I would fucking know….

She was around, in leotards, 10 or more years ago and now she’s just old as shit…and whether Channing Tatum, who you know sucked dick to get famous, fucked her after his wife and him split up, doesn’t really impress me…that dude fucked dudes to get where he is, meaning he’d fuck whatever comes around….

Point being, you’d have to be in a pretty weird fucking place to post a series of content pieces in your bathroom, wearing sheer mom underwear while doing a dance, to put out to the world…

Really, this is the message, the inspo, the curated content she’s worked out for herself…wearing shapewear to suck her fucking gunt in….because she’s old…for instagram..

There’s a fucking homegrown disaster happening, and these idiots post shit like this that literally no one wants to see because she is Jessie J…and no one knows who she is….I don’t think Channing even knows who she is and he butt fucked her….that is how impressive she is…

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2021

Aug

Kaili Thorne Nude of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is part of the Thorne tribe of weirdos out of Florida, but she’s only Bella Thorne’s half sister, they share a father…so she’s not actually related to the creepy big titty only fans mom Tamara, so they probably fuck…you know they are perverts and it’s all part of the system of how you get ahead. Ask any 90s model or actress who they fucked to make their career, they’ll all have names…it wasn’t called MeToo it was calle fun back then…even if it was creepy or an abuse of power, which I won’t subscribe to, because dudes are motivated by pussy and only really get into places of power to fuck pussy, and guess what…the right pussy throws itself at it to get ahead…because it is human nature…

Point being, her dad died, her stepmother brought her to LA to be one of the children she sells to the industry, Bella ended up getting the celebrity, the other ones were just designed to mitigate risk or at last increase the probability they’d get ONE of the kids in the system…one would have to be cute enough to whet the appetite of the right casting agent….or producer…

Now she sells nudes…sounds about right…based on the way the world works, where the money is, and the kind of girls America is creating….and I’m good with it, her ass is round…but I’ve seen her dildoing herself and dyking out in her porno and it wasn’t anything I’d jerk off to…so she’s really not all that great…but she’s got the right last name to matter….and that’s what matters in this vapid and useless society.

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2021

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

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Like in life, Leann Rimes is struggling through her pandemic life by dancing on a boat in her bathing suit while the world implodes, because she’s rich and famous, and that’s her right….

Not that people shouldn’t be the trained, ignorant, idiot, accept what they are told, do what they are told, mindless morons that they’ve been trained to be….I mean that would be asking a lot out of these people to question what they are being told, because they are too busy scrolling through memes or producing bullshit content around themselves…hilarious…narcissistic idiots ruining their own lives without even knowing it, because that’d be a downer…

Anyway, Leann Rimes is a child star, who can do no wrong, even when she turned her back on her Christian fan base when she became a hollywood breast implanted home wrecker…after her career as the wholesome country girl…since the country folk don’t hold grudges, they are good people with good moral and values, and figure if someone was lured by the devil, they are worth forgiving if they comeback from that shit…and when in Hollywood I guess it’s hard to avoid the devil…and all his temptation…right…so these people still buy her music and go to her concerts at Indian casinos around america…

Point being, she’s doing bikini shit for her instagram, cuz she’s reduced herself to a whore, and whether you find her hot or not, she’s fit, not fat, which is good for an old bitch like her….even if it’s not that good.

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2021

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bikini of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the tank from Riverdale that they try to pretend is a believable BETTY from the Archie Comic universe, which in the event you didn’t jerk off the Archie Comics, Betty, like Veronica were worthy of jerking off to, provided you’re one of those hentai weirdos who jerks off to cartoons…

It was a casting on a shit show that progressively got worse and worse and worse…I’ve seen episodes here and there to remind me how bad it is, to OUTRAGE me because I think it is important to be outraged about the right things, rather than just blindly accept the lies being spewed on them….because it’s easier to be a passive fuck….

Anyway, she posted a bikini selfie she probably was told to post because it’s summer and bitch needs views and attention because the show just came back on air after a hiatus…you know get those viewers in…

She likely starved herself, took laxatives, water pills, all THE TRICKS….and still had to do the FAT GIRL ON A DATING APP POSE WITH HER ARM IN FRONT OF HER GUNT…because she’s fat…

It’s a bait and switch, I guess they call CAT FISHING, and no matter the angle, the filter, the pose, I know a BIG girl when I see a BIG girl…so here sheis with her tits that are less impressive when you realize how huge her ass probably is…

But she’s on a hit show, so who cares what I think, she’s getting paid…but not spending it on personal trainers or dieticians…CLEARLY….this is the visual representation of SLOPPY.

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