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2021

16

Aug

Eva Amurri Swimsuit of the Day

I don’t know why every bitch I post on this site has to be a rich mom, but they all breed and continue to post erotica that I repost here in hopes of not getting sued by them, because they don’t like being called ravaged pussied breeder pigs who are of a different breed than the rest of us because they are Susan Sarandon’s daughter….Eva Amurri can be like “TAKE MY BIKINI / SWIMSUIT PICS DOWN YOU CHAUVINIST PIG”…but luckily I barely exist. Thanks Google…or should I call you ALPHABET INC.

All this to say that Eva Amurri acted once, it was in Californication where her big fucking titties were put on display as some sort of protest to her family, like how a girl in a middle class family tries to piss off her parents for a bigger allowance by getting a job stripping, only to realize how much she loves stripping….but on a bigger, more high profile scale, because she’s bigger and more high profile and not just because of her massive tits….on her small frame…

I didn’t find her hot back then, but her tits were great, so that gives the pass….I also love celebrity kids and seeing them navigate life…I just expected hotter from Susan Sarandon pussy or womb…or at least a more important role….than tits on Californication Mulder fucks….

As time has gone on, my standards have shifted, her tits remained big despite having three kids, her body tight enough despite having 3 kids, doing the divorcee looking for some male attention by using what she’s got….by producing swimsuit erotica and I like it…

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2021

16

Aug

Elsa Hosk Sucks a Mango of the Day

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I am a firm believer that women who eat mangos are well aware of the fact that it is perverted and makes all dudes think they are eating a big orange juice pussy. We are perverts and Mangos are sloppy like Elsa Hosks mom pussy may be, you know because she squeezed a baby out of it…and babies are bigger than vaginas…the whole thing is so fucking brutal….GORE from the worst kind of alien parasite movie….despite being a vagina…

But Elsa Hosks mom pussy probably smells of angels and butterflies, in part because she’s had the same boyfriend since she was a kid, at least that’s what I think, so it hasn’t been polluted with too many dicks like all these other girls pretending they aren’t aspiring porn chicks, living their best porn life, cuz sex is fun and readily available thanks to dating apps, you know cuz some girls, when they are hot enough and not insecure are totally fine not fucking every dude willing to fuck them because they know that they angels and butterflies…who shouldn’t just hand that shit out.

That’s not to say HOSK isn’t a slut, but I like to view her as though she’s not a slut, and I think it has a lot to do with her being the hottest model out there, since she’s the hottest model out there…one to remind you that Swedish women still have hot tits…in the event you forgot…

I mean…look at this body….she’s a new mother…this is amazing and that goes against ALL my prejudices against moms because for the most part I think children are the worst form of body ravaging and life altering STDs but in Elsa’s case, I’m like WHERE IS THE PLACENTA…let’s fucking fry that shit up and get eating….you know she’s not the kind of mom who you only fuck up the ass….

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2021

16

Aug

Dove Cameron Topless of the Day

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You may not remember this because the site is insignificant, in part by design, because they less people see you the more bullshit you can spew without having them show up to your door in a van ready to kill you off…

However, there was a time when I had an altercation with Jake Gyllenhaal locally, and he was a huge fucking pussy about it, he even pushed the girl I was fucking at the time, all because I said “aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger”….as he was dancing on a table like a little club slut…despite being an actor everyone knew was in the fucking restaurant, but that wasn’t enough for insecure loser Jake…he had to make a spectacle of himself for people to really know he was there…

Anyway, the long story short is that Disney was putting out Prince of Persia at the time, so it was a big deal to clean up and spin the story, which his legal team did…they made sure that the story got killed, that drunkenstepfather wasn’t mentioned in the story and that they had no mud on the face because their actor was a fucking cunt…this was over 10 years ago now…

So when people talk about the conspiracy that is Disney, I know that they are right…that multi billion dollar company is run by very smart people and they own everything, they own the fucking media…from VICE for the WOKE losers who think they are hip….to everything….

Anyway…Dove Cameron is one of the Disney produced kids who is now 25, they have too much invested in her, she owes too much to Disney, so everything you see her putting out is put out intentionally, as a distraction or to drive kids that follow her into thinking she’s like them, or edgier than a puppet Disney kid with it’s perpetual medicated smile…

I have a belief that there is no real reason she’d do anything independent, or at her own will, it’s some puppet continued shit…

So you have to wonder why Disney wants their own to be topless, in pantyhose, rocking a face injected and updated face, unless it was to perpetuate and push sexualizing oneself onto the world….

There was a time celebrities didn’t post thot clickbait, it was easier to update the site cuz nothing was going on daily, now we are BURIED in it…

The good news is that I’m a pervert and into this narrative, I just don’t trust where it is going!

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2021

16

Aug

Avril Lavigne Bikini Tits of the Day

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Avril Lavigne is fucking Bella Thorne’s ex husband, weirdo Modsun, who I just assumed was hired by the handlers to supervise and feed pills to their talent, you know to keep them in check, but maybe he’s more into making people relevant again, because 40 year old Avril Lavigne’s been pretty under the radar for the last 10 years…and all of a sudden, she’s working on getting internet attention with her bikini top on….and I guess it’s working because she’s got way bigger and rounder tits than I expected, but I guess the older a bitch gets the bigger the tits get, hence the reason I worked in an Old Folks home motherfuckers, GRANNY TITS.

The funny thing is that Avril Lavigne, despite the skateboards and the dude in the hipster tattoos, she’s a 40 year old pretending to be young, which has been the basis of her career, you know playing the pop punk skater girl who made music that was not pop punk in any way….but the entire time she looked like a 15 year old mall dweller who cut herself…instead of going more “mature”….she rode it out…

So this is really a “hello fellow teens” moment, maybe a midlife crisis or some shit, who knows, but the tits are out….because She is a Skater Boy, See You Later Boy…

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2021

16

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs or YUMMY MUMMY’s and not the kind you’d fuck on Halloween, but maybe ones you’d fuck on Halloween if they were out having a wild girls night in slutty costume after one or two too many chardonnays or Rose’s or white claws, I don’t know what basic women with no real opinion of their own, because they are all just instagram trend followers are out there drinking, but I see them in the liquor stores and parks doing their instagram looking curated picnics and shit and it’s pretty funny….that people are actually so brain washed that they do this shit…

Anyway, the yummy mummy I was referencing was an actual mummy, not one who shat out a baby and decided to turn her life to the cause, where the cause is trying to reclaim their sex appeal, or at least pretend that having a kid doesn’t get in the way of their sex appeal..

So some moms are acting like thots of instagram with their selling of nudes or at least the publishing of smutty self produced content….they have cameras on their phone, they have vaginas, they like being jerked off to, or they like masturbating and being watched…so it’s all pretty easy to pull off..

Birthing is pretty gross to me, it’s like the worst parasitic infection I could imagine and I think mom’s should decide to either be moms or be sluts, merging the two is weird….even if guys will take what they can get…have some decency woman, you have kids to be a positive role model to….making money off selling nudes may be easy money but it’s not a positive way to make money…but I’ll still look even if I think a mom should be a mom and not a nude model….even if moms can happen in their 20s…and theoretically are still hot…despite being blown the fuck out….but maybe I’m old school…clearly I’m old.

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2021

16

Aug

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

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I would say never has a tit looked more bolted on that Alexi Ren’s tits in these pictures, but I’ve spent hours upon hours in strip clubs, I mean if I was to dig into the amount of time I’ve spent in strip clubs it would probably equate to over a year…..24 hours a day….365 days in a year…I’ve likely been in strip clubs that much…SO I HAVE SEEN BOTCHED bolt on tits….you know bargain basement tits.

I am not a fan of the fake tits, the bolt on tits, all hard and creepy….I am not a fan of girls cutting open their chests to put fucking novelty balloons filled with chemicals into their chests for some vain reasons or really some insecurity issues…

There’s nothing more unattractive to see an insecure bitch who pretends to be a hot bitch and gets paid to be a hot bitch yet still she felt like her tits weren’t good enough…

Tits are all good enough, not all created equally, but work with you got you fucking idiots…instead of mutilating yourself for some shallow, empty, vapid and disgusting existence….

It’s another one of those “great message for the kids”…that all these girls are pushing…”Get paid millions to be an empty person who hates herself enough to implant sacs of chemicals in her chest” for attention…

Bolt on tits, NEVER look good.

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2021

16

Aug

Addison Rae Upskirt of the Day

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I may not have kids, it’s part of being a stepfather, drunk or sober…you don’t make kids of your own, because you get to take on a more judgemental role where you can tell your wife how bad a mother she is, while not having the right to discipline the kids, so you just stay out of the bullshit and focus on turning the kids against their mean mother, you know step parenting is fun….it paves the way for the ultimate of trolls all in the comfort of your own home….

Anyway, if I did have kids, I’d probably be disappointed that they look up to TIKTOK millionaires like this idiot who I can assure you give you next to zero fucking inspiration or value, I mean besides reducing yourself to a slut who takes slutty selfies celebrating their asses….which I guess is value to some…like me…because I am a pervert….

So whether this elevates the mind and intellect of kids, by teaching them how easy it is to make stupid money without having a brain, it probably trains them better for the future we have in front of us, you know instead of books…

It’s all pretty stupid.

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2021

16

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Oh Shit….here’s some lactating girls who realize that they’re either a dying art form…or making the best of their milky tits….don’t let spilt milk go to waste or whatever the expression is….don’t buy the cow if you get the milk for free…fuck I don’t know what milk metaphor I’m looking for…but there’s a reason for milky tits and I don’t know what it is because I may have tits…just not lactating tits…

I like to think that people aren’t making babies, which I would argue is not actually the case, but I saw Jimmy Fallow celebrating the end of white people, despite being white, because you’d have to fucking hate yourself to be a dancing monkey with no self respect like that….

I go outside and all I see is young people pushing babies like a bunch of fools who don’t think the end of the world is around the corner, because they are too caught up on social media and making babies is a trend like all the other trends, thanks Kardashians for populating the world with retards…idiocracy.

Point being, if you have milk in your tits and you’re not producing lactating titty content to perverts who are into milky tits….you don’t exist, or your not maximizing sexualizing your post pregnant self the way you should because being nutritious and delicious all with bigger full tits is a great selling point..

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2021

16

Aug

Leaving Kabul and Other Videos of the Day

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Car in the Mud

Driving a Shit Box

Karen VS Pizza Hut Employee…

Idiot Tesla Driver being an Idiot

Horse in the Pool

Hotel Room with a View

Donkey Licking His Dog

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2021

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’d like to think you’re all mad about the fall of Afghanistan, I mean it’s a big deal after your tax dollars funded building out the country, only to hand it over to the “enemy” with billions of dollars of weapons, clearly for a bigger reason, not a “tail between the leg” moments…but for the hub of the opiates your family and friends are dying from…there’s probably a lot more to the story and why things are panning out this way…but I can assure you that it is calculated….or by design.

That doesn’t take away from the fact that LIVES were lost for no fucking reason…so that’s why I’d like to think you’re mad…But everyone is so conditioned to not care, to realize they have no control, so they don’t bother with that nonsense….just do what you’re told and be a good citizen so you can get back to taking selfies…hoping that they don’t come after you….

Obviously, I am a titty site not a news site, but some news is hard to avoid…especially when it seems like the whole world is in some kind of delusional spell which makes me think that maybe I am in the delusional spell….and that all signs are pointing to END OF THE WORLD…but that could just be me being in a delusional spell…but the news tells a whole other story…

Hope for the best, expect the worst, but hoping for the best when we are in the worst moments of human existence, isn’t hoping for much!

Here are some morning links…

Girl Twerking on a Goose – Disturbs Me
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Diletta Leotta Shows Off the Goods as She Turns 30
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Kourtney Kardashian in her Sisters’ Bra
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Fat Bitch Bikini Model – TerriFying
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Italian Tennis Player and Lingerie Model Camila Giorgi Won the Canadian Open
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Foal Kicks From Inside Mother’s Belly Before Birth! CREEPY.
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Kid Makes The Massive Mistake Of Eating A Carolina Reaper Pepper!
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The House that “Shorty Call 911” Built…
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Wooden Wheels on a Car….
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Siberian Wildfires Larger Than All The Current Wildfires In The World Combined
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Man Gets Followed Around By Hoard Of Ducklings Creepy
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Cam Sluts!!
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