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2021

Jul

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I am well aware that Science has let everyone down, that math is racist so that people aren’t taught math so they can’t analyze numbers and are forced to believe what they are told, no matter how corrupt it is…

I am well aware that big pharma has basically destroyed the medical industry by paying for the med schools, by paying off the doctors, by bribing people to basically push their fucking agenda….even when there’s countless health and wellness mechanisms people can take to survive and even thrive…medication is actually fucking poison…but GIVE IT TO EVERYONE….

I am personally against all pharmaceuticals and the medical industry for a few reasons, mainly being prescribed anti-depressants 2-3 times over the last 25 years without even having some crazy episode where they caught me rubbing my feces on parked cars…they prescribed that shit for NO reason and I was like “You want me on uppers during the day and downers at night”…that’s fucking crazy….that’s where I lost my trust, but there’s countless stories of people I know dying because the medical industry doesn’t give a fuck about saving people…they just want everyone on pills…daily…to survive….that’s why they feed us fast food and junk food with no value or health benefits instead of real food…they have been poisoning us….

So in not believing the science, or what they tell us is science, since it is all corruption and lies, I still believe this study….THE RATIO….

Which is that girls with a thinner waist and bigger hips is more attractive to men probably at an animalistic level that you’ve lost touch with as you’ve become a CUCK for a man, instead of a man fighting for survival….

But you’re coded to be more attracted to hips, it is what makes women womanly…you know…so get these girls with RATIOS before they turn all people into hybrid genders and we lose that WOMAN form….

I support THE SCIENCE when it isn’t lying to me or when it makes actual sense….

The RATIO makes actual sense…and it’s why girls are photoshopping themselves to have the ratio, or why the Kardashians get their ribs removed to seemingly have ratio, cuz they don’t have much else, besides a ton of fucking money…

Here are girls showing off the RATIO.

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2021

Jul

Kaia Gerber Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is in some TV series for the streamers now, because of course she is….acting requires no talent so why not get into it thanks to all your important connections you have because your mom is Cindy Crawford and your dad was the caterer of the stars, you know the hostest with the mostest who owned restuarants for the rich and famous before becoming a Tequila billionaire with George Clooney….

I don’t trust any of these celebrities and I think that Kaia Gerber’s probably had more than just this lesbian experience because in being the hostest with the mostest, using your kids as part of the entertainment is probable…you know RICH PEOPLE DO WEIRD THINGS.

I don’t know how much weirdness Kaia’s seen or been involved in,

I just know that she was hanging out with lesbian Cara Delevingne, I know her brother’s a fucking drug addict weirdo from being a rich kid, which is always funny to me…like being a rich kid dude is the ultimate way to get hot pussy….

Plus she’s been thrown into modeling at 14 or younger despite not needing to, because the model jobs would have been waiting for her when she was 18….plus her family has so much money she doesn’t need to work as a shitty model for brands…she could do actual meaningful things…but her generation thinks being a prop in marketing for big brands is the END GOAL…and that alone is as empty as you’d expect…

But yeah, she acts and does girl on girl kissing, even though the agenda has made all girls her age genderless, fuck everything, perverts….BLAME porn…but it’s probably deeper than that.

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2021

Jul

Dove Cameron Tit of the Day

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Dove Cameron nipple didn’t make the cut on this picture which is a little tragic, I mean probably not as tragic as Dove Cameron’s existence in becoming a puppet to the industry, one that involved changing her identity, creating a persona, killing off her boyfriend and her gay father, only to leave her weird, alone, controlled with someone to drive her to all her face injection appoitments because ALL WOMEN MUST LOOK LIKE KARDASHIANS…

I don’t know much about her, I just feel creeped out every picture that I’ve seen, it’s like she’s got no soul, but I’d argue that no one has a soul anymore, all these kids on all their pills, recreationally turning themselves into zombies, not enlightened and interesting activists, just a pile of degenerate fucks…

Anyway, I don’t really know hy the nipple would be edited out, are they trying to keep her G-Rated for the youth, because you know if they told her to stick a hamster in her ass like she was gifted Richard Gere’s habitrail….she’d do it…that’s all part of the program….

What I am trying to say is that we don’t need “X” like some straight edge losers at a punk show, we need it removed….but I guess they like censoring the truth, those evil doers who run the world….

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2021

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Tits of the Day

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I posted a Vanessa Hudgens bikini selfie yesterday, because I am so on the ball, even though I basically took the day off yesterday, the site makes no money and I am an idiot for bothering to update, my thoughts are better used off the internet.

In my post on her bikini selfie, I called her a puppet because she is one, that’s how Disney trains their young stars to carry the evil Disney initiatives whatever they be, wherever these starlets may go…it’s a scam!

I assume that last year, when the Pandemic hit, they knew it was coming and they told Hudgens they needed her to distract….maybe they said “wanna make money, get on the social media kick, push our agenda, and inspire other girls to post bikini selfies, THAT IS ALL IT TAKES, slutty content is ALL IT TAKES to get big on social media, distract the public with slutty content”….and the more hype she got, the more more high paid jobs for her and everyone else with their hands in her pocket….because social media talent is not having talent, it’s just looking good half naked..and a lot of hype.

Anyway, in keeping up with her thirttraps to keep the public dumb, to excite us with her weirdly big tits, she’s now having the year of her life….and it’s all so fucking basic of a tactic…

In other news, she posts slutty workout content also, which is a cornerstone of the low level smutty instagram content people are being brainwashed and distracted by…

Here is her ass in leggings working out

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2021

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Small breasts are not like small penises, you know, useless…because having an innie penis is pretty humiliating, something to be shy of, even if you take ownership of it in a self deprecating way by telling everyone you meet how small your dick is, which can end up as a tactic to get laid because you’ve sold the small penis well enough for women to want to test it out to see how small it really is, until realizing it’s really fucking small….

Small breasts are not like small penises because they don’t miss out on functionality, meaning, a small dick is useless in a bunch of positions a bitch may like, leaving her unsatisfied and although being fine for anal, even the gays want nothing to do with small penis, leaving you alone to your own chronic masturbating devices….and even when the women say it’s ok, that they aren’t size queens, you know they wish you had a bigger dick….

Small breasts aren’t less functional, less attractive to look at, not even less fun to cum on, so all this small tit propaganda that small tits are bad, that small tits should be killed by cutting them open and putting ziploc sandwich bags full of salt water or gel is the answer, because some losers in your elementary school who hadn’t hit puberty yet, called you FLATTY FLATTY 2×4…or other creative small breast jokes…that these women carry into adulthood…thinking their tits don’t matter, are irrelevant, and are ugly for not being big…

Yes, big tits are fun to look at, stare at, play with, but small tits can be as fun, they still have all the key parts….

So I like to showcase small breasts, for small breasts out there to know it’s ok, to know that although smaller, that doesn’t mean they are subpar or useless, cuz we are men and can find a use for all small tits we meet….

So empower small tits instead of fat chicks. Thanks.

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2021

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord Fucks of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is the Southern Peach who has recently come out as having multiple personality disorder, which is some weirdness that probably develops from severe trauma, so I’m not sure what went down in either her youth back in Atlanta, maybe a creepy bus driver or family friend, I just know that all these years later, she’s a mental case…and if you know anything about mental cases…they are the best fucks because they don’t have inhibitions, since they don’t even know who the fuck they are, which is why I have an affinity for fucking homeless crackheads I meet at bus stops talking to themselves….you know “that’s how I know they’re a good one”….

What I appreciate about AnnaLynne McCord is that she was basically the RITA ORA of actresses, she got one job and that was it, bitch took that celebrity and access seriously, brought her entire family and together attended every event possible, so much that she didn’t need to ever act again…not that her work on 90210 can legally be called acting…..not that I’ve seen her work on 90210 but I can imagine…

Apparently, she’s back, being used right, looking hot and tight bodied in a fuck scene, showing tit…small tit on TINY TIT TUESDAY…WHAT A GREAT use of a tight middle aged body…

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2021

Jul

Addison Rae Binge Eating in a Bikini of the Day

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Addison Rae is the fat Louisiana born TikTok sensation that the Kardashians adopted to try to get themselves clout on the platform. If you know anything about tyrannical behavior, when you get big on one platform, you need to stay big on that platform by working with other people who are gaining on you, and if you want to get big on other platforms, you do the same hustle…so I’m convinced the Kardashians are managing this one’s career, which is why she’s been able to sign signing work, acting work, all from being a lame dancer on tiktok who isn’t professional trained as a dancer, but that’s society….who needs actual skill or credentials, that’s for losers who don’t know how to monetize…just get the audience and Monetize..

Anyway, despite making her 1,000,000 dollars a day, or her skimpy outfits, she’s pretty thick, and that’s obviously got something to do with her carb intake or over eating because you don’t need to be skinny anymore, that’s for losers into health and wellness, plus her thickness isn’t offensively fat, it’s just what I call the “Instagram Body” because so many girls on the streets have it, it’s like they’re built like 45 year old moms at 18….and it’s not terrible to look at, it’s just weirdly wide…

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2021

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Nipples on TV of the Day

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I did take college level film classes back in the 90s, where you’d basically sit in a 3 or 4 hour class and watch either one or two movies and do really lame ass analysis or have really stupid intellectual conversations about the themes in the movies….it didn’t teach you how to write a good movie, what to include in a movie, how to use a camera or act or even tell a good story, but it did get you watching one or two movies a week that you may or may not have seen…amongst a bunch of nerd fucks with too much time on their hands taking movies too fucking seriously not realizing that it’s a fucking business and analyzing movie like it is art is like sitting around analyzing a pair of Nike Sneakers…writing reports on the symbolism of the swoosh….doesn’t it mean some systemmic racist shit? It must…SNEAKERS ARE RACIST.

So in having that film class under my belt, I feel like I should apply to be a film critic, with all these streaming shit, I should write you a review of all the shit that I watch, because like all you other puppets, I’m committed to the streaming apps on a nightly basis, where I get drunker and higher and drunker watching this meaningless shit….

Last night, I watched White Lotus, the Mike White Survivor who I remember from BUCK & CHUCK back in the early 2000s even though I couldn’t tell you what that show was about, but I do know he wrote, directed, starred in it and ended up a name we’ve seen over the last 20 years….good for him…

In White Lotus, a Daddario, who is hotter than she is in photos, but still way overhyped is a newlywed couple at some expensive resort…married to some asshole rich dude…you know the love story of the hot chick….and this is the sex scene…which not much sex…

In fact, in the first episode Reality Bites star Steve Zahn, has a scene holding his dick, and I’m thinking if they are showing us Steve Zahn’s dick, we’re destined to see Daddario’s labia…but two episodes in…the tit is all we got…

The other good news, is that Sydney Sweeney’s in the show, playing Steve Zahn’s bratty drug addict teenager who we will likely not see naked, because that would imply homosexual Mike White likes the idea or fantasy of teen girls naked…

That’s been my film critic, review of White Lotus….I wonder if the NY POST will hire me….cuz it will only get better from here…

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2021

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are some new and exciting thing, I am sure your mom and even your grandma have stories about squeezing into tight pants because like all women, they are sluts….because I remember stories from moms when I was growing up about wearing their jeans wet, in an era before stretch fabrics, you know back when they traveled to the fucking moon, yet hadn’t figured out spandex…believable story you liars…but clearly it feels nice to believe the lies..

Tight Pants are a little more exciting than they used to be thanks to the thinness of the tight fabrics being used, you know comfort is king and the thinner the fabric, the tighter the stretch, and the tighter the stretch the better the ass looks….which is why so many fat bitches in leggings have visible underwear…they’re just stretched out harder than a mom of three with two fists up inside her as she discovers her sexual self through dating apps with weirdos who watch too much porn.

Tight pants are pretty much everywhere, it’s not a bad thing, cuz you can basically see full pussy, clit and labia and all…and knowing the fatness of a pussy of a stranger seems to be fulfilling for whatever reason….so here’s some tight pants to contribute to the trend and keep it alive…