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2021

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are back, not that they really went anywhere, any married dudes or dudes in relationships are well aware that even at the peak of the THONG’s success and popularity even with women who would complain about the THONG being abusive to their assholes and pussies….but wouldn’t caught dead in a pair of granny panties…not even on their period…just fucking two tampons in and hoping for not Toxic Shock Syndrome amputations….those in relationships or married were still forced to deal with the granny panty…oftentimes stained and disgusting ones that were never thrown out like they should have been because they were the last of the comfortable underwear owned and the idea of buying new Hanes Cotton bikini briefs was a fate worse than death….because women are idiots and don’t realize men don’t care, we just want the panties off..

So….now they are reclaiming the granny panty, it’s a fullback panty now…and they are empowered by embracing the sex appeal a granny panty can have because…you guessed it…they are panties…

It’s another one of these idiotic empowered things that never needed to be empowered….like breast feeding…the idea that breast feeding is cancelled when I’ve seen it consistently happen in countless public places…and encourage it…only for NO ONE to ever ask a bitch to put her tit away…but for some reason on TWITTER it’s a campaign….cuz people are bored….and feel their own shame or embarrassment but instead of saying “I’m shy to pull a tit out” or “I love the comfort of a granny panty, but people will make fun of me for it”….they make it a crisis…a bullshit fucking crisis…

Just stick to showing your panties….sluts..

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2021

Jul

Izabel Goulart Twerk of the Day

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I have been noticing that when girls get caught on camera in social media posts, usually of their friends, they go into a twerk….

It’s like the twerk is so mainstream, it’s become the modern wave, maybe the covid friendly handshake….for whatever reason, every girl wants to throw her ass into a twerk…even old bitches like Goulart…

She’s the Victoria’s Secret angel from a time when they used hot bitches to sell panties and called them angels….SO SEXIST….it’s the PATRIARCHY….who financed Epstein, what the fuck do you expect from them….

She’s from Brazil and thus may have been born a man…you know before trannies were a thing in North America, the North American tranny lovers and tranny porn producers were heading to Brazil…I guess they got the hormones in their water first due to some UN program to emasculate the American male…a PILOT program….

She’s spent the last 5 or 6 years on instagram being fit as fuck, basically working out all day and having an amazing fit model body because of it, and even into her mid to late 30s, she’s still go that hotness about her….is it plastic surgery, who fucking cares, I’m looking at her topless twerk with a body hotter than most 25 year olds, which isn’t saying much, they’re a lazy breed of pig who realize men will fuck anything so they don’t try…

Here she is with a sign that says MARTINEZ (my last name)….not my sign, but you know something to jerk off to, like I’ve branded it…even when I haven’t…unless she’s trying to send me subliminal messages…which I am sure she is..they all are….I’m not schizo or anything….right…

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2021

Jul

Jojo’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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I like to thank Jojo disappeared for the last 16 years because she was busy trying to get her bra on….

Her tits are almost that big, and not necessarily HOT tits, with all big tits comes the risk of being sloppy as fuck, but to some, big tits alone are hot tits…

The real question is where she was hiding her tits all these years…because I only figured out she had tits when she decided to flash them on her instagram live, before becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna, where it was basically all tits, and since then she’s been nothing but tit…the built in marketing strategy all tits need.

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2021

Jul

Rowan Blanchard On The Pole of the Day

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Here’s some exclusive footage from the Disney/ABC casting couch….or maybe it’s of Rowan Blanchard showing everyone how she got her first major role on the Boy Meets World spin off….you know stripper shit…

Unfortunately, life’s not that scandalous, and if it was, we’d never be privy to that information, so this is probably just a young person finding her way in the world of sluts, by figuring out what sex worker moves of yesteryear will help further her mainstream career..

When I first got into the internet business, not that this is an actual business, more a bad habit, I was told “porn paves the way for mainstream, it fuels the internet”…so all technological advances from payment processing, to video streaming, to posting pics of you getting double dicked by your dad and step brother, all stems from porn…..

We are now in a place where even the mainstream poptarts are their own version of porn….and they miss the mark often….but a Disney hipster trying to be edgie on a pole in a thong…is better than the lame ass content we used to be given to promote LOHAN…

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2021

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts are the knee under ass pose all these girls are doing in the pictures below, and I guess in the pictures I’ve posted week after week when deciding to promote the frog butt as a concept, I don’t know what sucked me in, but I know week after week I have nothing to say about girls in their underwear sitting on their asses to give some sort of ideal angle to get jerked off to…

It’s just such a basic concept, which is probably why all these girls partake, I mean the idea of being an individual and coming up with your own pose is so scary in these “EVERYONE IS THE FUCKING SAME” times….

I am not against girls being sluts in slutty poses for attention, no matter how incessant and consistent it becomes…

There’s no shortage of tits on the internet, or ass…everyone’s doing it…it’s crazy..

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2021

Jul

Walking on Water in India…and Other Videos of the Day

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The Covid Police are Coming – Do You have Your Vax? – If Not, We Got You Covered….

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Hog Ride!

Co-Worker has a Bug on Her and She Freaks Out…

Drunk Dude Tries Getting in the Wrong Car

Rooftop Trampoline Jump

Mall Ceiling Collapse in China

Mom Won’t Share her Snacks

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We’ve never been free. We’ve always just been slaves to the system, giving the government our money, following the rules, barely getting by…but we were under the illusion that we were free, you know for people who weren’t too eventful, they’d just go under the radar and live the best life they could…but now…now they are getting pushy, aggressive as they blatantly lie to us…and no one gives a fuck…

Is it a lack of testosterone, the over prescribing of anti-depressants, the fear of being cancelled…

Or is it just human delusion, optimism, selective hearing, where they hope for the best, look on the bright side, ignore the truth because the fantasy is easier to stomach…the lies feel better and therefore can be willed into being real….but the lies are out of fucking control at this point….

I’ve NEVER felt like we were free, I was always expecting this to eventually surface, and for whatever reason I always knew I would survive the apocalypse…but I would have hoped the regime would have hit us with a more aggressive virus, you know a hollywood level virus…instead of this barely scary one….if it was Ebola…I guess something to work on for their next virus, if they go the virus route instead of the turning off the internet, cyber attacking the banks, deleting your bank balance route, which I think it’s the inevitable…

It’s just too bad, because living as slaves that didn’t know they were slaves was far easier to stomach, no one wants to know they are actual slaves, let’s go back to making us think we’re actually free again…

If not, who cares, there’s nothing we can do about it, FREEDOM doesn’t exist, you’re a slave, so just watch your NETFLIX and rot…..the way NATURE intended when humans decided to create “societies”….

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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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SILENCE THE DEBATE!!! How’s about the experts being cancelled, fired, silenced across the fucking board and no one fucking cares…

It’s pretty terrifying, but there’s nothing you can do, so we can either be Miserable fucks…or go along with the regime and the weirdness….watching our porn, addicted to our screens, hopefully they’ll start delivering food to our pods for free…because when things are being handed out for free …THEY must be good for us…

Don’t protest, let yourself get your man uterus filled instead….

That said….I wonder if Strip clubs are only hiring Trannies cuz they are more efficient thanks to not getting their periods….or pregnant…no MATERNITY LEAVE…it’s like men on women hormones are better than actual girls….No days off…

NO DAYS OFF!!

Soon offices will do the same thing to not have to deal with expensive maternity leave….just chicks with dicks for inclusivity, diversity, to fight sexism…which is great cuz you’re all dickless bitches….

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Alison Bowles for Miami Swim Week
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Lady Gaga’s Topless Glam
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James Harden and Lil Baby Stopped and Searched by Police in Paris
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Dua Lipa is an Actor Now – Cast in something called Argylle
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Gas Pump Springs a Leak
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Firework Set Off Next to Car
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Comedians Chat Female Empowerment in Porn
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2021

Jul

Selena Gomez Unedited of the Day

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I saw these big titty in a bikini pics of Selena Gomez the other day, I may have posted a few of them already, because her tits looked huge, without realizing the rest of her looks huge too..body positivity – don’t body shame…bullshit…

She’s helping one of her BFFs promote her bikini line and in keeping with the “don’t edit your photos” kick, she’s not editing her photos…and hoping you all just look at the big tits….

I am someone who thinks everyone who isn’t anorexic is fat and by default think fat is bad and like the do the body shaming, I’d be inclined to bust every fat girl joke I could pull out of my half retard brain…I am sure there are a lot of them….probably none that good…but still jokes…I got jokes…somewhere…promise..

More than being someone who LOVES to body shame people, I am very against all the photoshop and filters going on with Social Media where trolls are putting themselves out there like they are babes and no one, even their own friends don’t call them out, cuz they are doing it too…

I find that as disturbing as so many other things that are going on in our society….the lies we are being fed, the fucking with young people’s mind, the importance on hating yourself so much you can’t post your real self, the curation of a lie of a life to try to make other people envy them, the faking the numbers on their social media to get brands to pay them out….you know it’s all fucking bullshit…

So seeing Selena Gomez about 30 pounds fatter than she used to be, probably being laughed at by the skinny Hailey Bieber trying to feel better about herself for marrying her crush like the groupie she is, but knowing she’s a fraction the talent, relevance and celebrity that Selena Gomez is, but at least she’s skinnier…right….

But seeing her like this is refreshing, since the Kardashian world has ruined real bodies…even if real bodies look better fit, at least they aren’t fucking lying to us like eveyrone else is….PLUS…the titties are huge for Selena Gomez and that’s a win…

Calling her brave for posting her unedited pics, is basically what’s wrong with the media, they should be calling people fakers and liars for NOT posting unedited pics…dumb fucking world…..Let’s astral project ourselves out of here…

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2021

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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We’ve been doing some very important research here because I have dreams of being a legit journalist or documentarian rather than whatever the fuck writing 10 posts a day about nothing for 17 years makes me….and my first project in documenting and understanding the slut involves the thong…one of the sluttiest of panties around….and in my deep dig into the thong…one of the sluttiest of panties around…I have learned that it’s skimpy fabric that makes it so slutty also makes it useless at covering the asshole…and this asshole obsessed world makes showing the asshole seem less slutty because these girls are technically clothed….leave it up to sluts to find the shortcomings or design flaws in clothing and finding ways to make it about flashing their asshole…not that exhibitionists are sluts by definition but calling them sluts while looking at their assholes seems appropriate because in normal society…you dont’ get to see everyone’s asshole but in this society you can…and it’s not the worst way to distract ourselves from the impending apocalypse that is taking way too fucking long to happen….why the delay….?

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