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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to keep my finger nails as long as possible to break through the placental wall…whether it’s to free babies when I finger their moms like a hero pulling a car off someone who was run over….or in the event this is “world” and “existence” is actually just us in the womb during a gestation period of some bigger life yet to come….

It’s Monday, which we can all pretend is a new birth….or at least that we can look back on our weekend and determine how successful it was based on how many mom’s from dating apps we fingered…while I’m over here waiting for this apocalypse to actually trigger, it’s taking too long…

Paige VanZant’s Booty!
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Greg Hardy Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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Kim K in a Green Bikini!
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Dude Digs a Secret Tunnel in his Backyard
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up all you slaves who are so short sighted all you see is your instant gratification….forgetting to see the BIG fucking picture….as they try to divide ya’ll on every fucking level because strength in numbers is the scariest thing….

I don’t know how divided people really are, I don’t leave the house, but the annoying people of the internet are pretty divided and they try to make it a political thing, when really it’s a being trained to hate everyone way….

We should remember humans aren’t so bad even when they are bad, even if they are inherently bad, because we’re all the same, on the same team so we should probably stick together….

Maybe ya’ll are too busy being distracted with money and material things that you either have or don’t have but NEED because you saw someone on instagram with it…

…maybe you’re distracted by porn…the fornication for all…or at least knee deep in videos of fornication…so why bother connecting with other people, when you can just jerk off to them…or film yourself jerking off to monetize so you can buy the material things you don’t need and that don’t make you better, but it looks good on your social media feed..

EVEN THOUGH social media is a lie, empty and meaningless….real life is what matters..but I guess it’s about LOSING HUMANITY. Losing your soul. Losing your connection to your spirit…to your person…to your self…and obviously to each other….just take those anti-depressants you instant gratification fuck….do what you’re told…

I don’t know why people are blind, why things are all political, why things are black and white, good and bad, evil or not evil…fighting amongst ourselves…either you’re on this side or that side…when WE are on the same team…the peasants…WE ARE THE PEASANTS….the product…the people being sold the bullshit to….we are not the ones selling the bullshit.

Either way, I just know that even connected we are useless so we’ll just have to have the most fun we can in the collapse that is taking too fucking long to materialize…

I just hope you all end up in my internment camp, even the weird ones, I feel like we’ll have a lot of fun, because ultimately, life is about having fun…so fuck all the noise, or watch people fuck all the noise, or pay 9.99 a month to watch girls of instagram fuck all the noise….

In our internment camps, I hope for big tits, easy women, endless drugs and alcohol, maybe some really delicious bugs, one or two “LOHAN in her prime” clones to feed us…and non stop shitty Hollywood movies on the streaming platforms….

We can’t fight it, but we can start PACKING for it…planning for it…SPRING BREAK fuckers…every fucking fday….so be ready when the VANS come to collect us…don’t be so negative, it will be like summer camp…so get ready for your first robotic handjob in the latrine….

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2021

Jul

Elsa Hosk Mom Tits of the Day

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Elsa Hosk’s a Swedish basketball champion who is channeling to her best ability that basketball inspo into her latest instagram post featuring her basketball sized tits…you know since basketball is what got her here…thanks to some Swedish Women’s Basketball fetishist deciding to turn one of the players into a top Victoria’s Secret model.

She’s recently had a kid, so her cunt is likely blown out, but we don’t hold that against her since she’s actually been with the same dude since she was 13 or 14 years old, almost wholesome, assuming she wasn’t impregnated at a gangbang or “Hot Wife” party in a luxury hotel room where dudes ran train on her…as they do….

Her tits are likely breast feeding tits, so put them to fucking use in that corset, it’d be acrime not to, but even before the pregnancy and lactaction, were still worth looking at, thanks to being the hottest of the VS models in recent years and not just because they use farm animal looking women now…she got in when they still used hot chicks…

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2021

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I have been seeing people freaking out about the door-to-door vaccine campaigns….or this video that’s going viral:

Locally, the government is legally allowed to force vaccinate us, but they are pretending that they won’t, that it is our right to choose, but if you choose not to get vaccinated, you’ll be forced into LOCKDOWNS and ADDITIONAL TESTING….while the vaccinated don’t have to….basically creating two classes of people…those who trust science and those who trust the government…

So whether you believe in vaccine passports and a lot of people do, even if it’s additional government tracking that would be seen as “none of their business” under the guise that we live in a free world, which we don’t….or if it you think they are the dark signs of a dark future….because clearly, this is going to lead to two classes of people…the vaccinated who will LOVE and will DEMAND because despite being vaccinated – they don’t want to be around the unvaccinated who are seen as the people keeping COVID lockdowns alive….and the unvaccinated are the bad guys….where the vaccinated can live normal and the unvaccinated are the heathens who must remain in QUARANTINE forever…Since they are trying to make vaccinated and unvaccinated a political thing, when it’s really not, you can be some hippie communist not into experimental treatment, not just a redneck in a trailer park shooting off AR-15s into lawn furniture…

While I think we’ve got it ALL wrong, because the only real passport to access both essential and non-essential business we need is an On/Off Passport….

I figure my political party should get in on my idea of on/off passports…if you want in this grocery store…show me your tits outside that shirt, so I know that you’re not lying about your tits with some sort of push up bra conspiracy….

All this to say, fight for what’s right….all women needing on/off passports to LIVE….maybe QR code their foreheads for easier use…

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2021

Jul

Hailey Bieber Aint Got No Panties On Of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s a bit of a creep because I am convinced she’s a fucking stalker who played it cool with Bieber and because of that was able to finally legitimize herself thanks to the help of a male pop star, because she’s an empowered feminist you know, one who couldn’t hack it on her own, but got some idiot pop star you know she had posters of on her wall while growing up….

It’s a reminder that when a girl is hot enough, her being a creepy stalker goes unnoticed by the dude, he just sort of falls into it because part of the tactics involve fucking dude stupid so he doesn’t ask questions…then not fucking them at all to get them hooked into it….

When a dude does it and I am sure you’ve tried, you just end up in jail or with a restraining order….

And sure, maybe Hailey and Justin are in young love, but I don’t believe narcissists are capable of love…..

To make things even more interesting, she’s a self proclaimed Christian, which at this point is hard to believe, because her Sunday Bests involve no panties and sexual looks, not that sex is anti-christian, but being a whore kind of is…

I just don’t believe that any rich, vapid, idiot trying to be an IG model is a religious person or has any spiritual depth….they are just materialistic and vain…a shell of a human helping other humans disconnect from their souls and focus on irrelevant shit….like instagram clout…pretty sad..BUT AT LEAST SHE HAS NO PANTIES ON.

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2021

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Hot Tub Ass of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s the 40+ that’s not offensively 40+ like when you would buy your friend a 40+ porn mag back in the 80s or 90s on his birthday to fuck with him….this is a whole new 40+…maybe it’s a whole new world out there where rich people can stay hotter than poor people longer…but that’s probably always been the case…plus when you’re rich as shit and Scherzinger is rich as shit, her solo career after Pussy Cat Dolls was massive, so she can eat well, work out, be amazing….all day…she can also get face injections, eat aborted fetuses, and get other sugeries easy…not to mention she can use a professional hair and make-up person for photoshoot days while photoshoots may mean “Vacation pics for the gram”….but she’s done good as a dancer, potential vegas show girl, or stripper who never was…and her ass…looks round and delicious…

I used to call her a tranny, and she may still be one, I can’t see dick in those bottomes, but maybe that testosterone did her good for that musculature that makes her have a slower melting point….WHO knows…or CARES.

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2021

Jul

Rita Ora Tight Leggings of the Day

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Rita Ora must be pretty old by now….it seems like she’s been a celebrity with no real reason besides having been signed by a label, before being bought out of her contract because Rihanna was like “Fuck that noise, you’re not bringing some Rob Kardashian fucking groupie onto the same record label as me”….and knowing Rihanna was relevant, is still relevant, prints hits, they said, pay this Rita bitch off…and they did…

With work visa in hand, access thanks to starting the celeb thing and lots of money allowed her to go to every invite only party, get that paparazzi coverage, all while never making any music….so a pop star, who never was a pop star, but is treated like a pop star….weird…

Here she is in slutty middle aged mom in active-wear that you can probably see at your local Amazon.com Whole Foods….this is the future…sluts of all ages in provocative clothing amongst us….this is their SUNDAY bests…since they are all godless pervert heathen money grubbing freaks…

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2021

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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FISHNETS ARE A CONSTRUCT OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!

They send not so SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to women trying to be sexy, that they are actually ENTRAPPED by the patriarchy…..

Even their UNDERWEAR or FANCY lingerie they use in their SEX work…or to be SEXY to the men they love have generational sexism ingrained in every mesh quadrant….

The fishnet, a seemingly innocent lingerie or hosiery…is really a product of a system of social structures and practices, in which men govern, oppress and exploit women…

Even the name “FISHNET”….means they were inspired by a TOOL or device used in the HUNTING of innocent FISH….which makes the fishnet even worse, because of all the years those evil MEN have referred to a pussy as fishy….or seafood… it’s just layers and layers of systemic sexism ENGRAINED in a product you can buy for under 10 dollars at all major drug stores and grocers.

Why didn’t they name them “Bear Trap”….or “Hunting Rifle”…it’d still have the same oppressive and predator vibe, without the negative connotation for pussy…..maybe it is because they look like FISHING NET….those CLEAVER misogynists…

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2021

Jul

Elsie Hewitt Big Tits of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt’s hot a big set of tits on a relatively not so big frame, which is a recipe for success on social media…

She has 1,000,000 followerrs and aI don’t think she’s gone the OnlyFans exclusive content porn route that they pretend are for the “fans” but that are actually for the loser fans who don’t know they are being swindled, manipulated and lied to….

I think she’s done Playboy, which is a good thing when you have tits like that, I mean she’s using them for attention and money, she might as well maximize before she’s too fucking old….

I am not a fan of hers because she went after Ryan Philippe for being an abuser in a #metoo, because I hate when people go public on social media against people, in efforts to ruin their fucking lives, it’s just a cunty thing to do…even if the domestic complaint is legit…keep it to your damn self..

Plus I am also aware that these girls target or take advantage of these rich dudes like Ryan Philippe for either money, clout, etc…it’s LA, a competitive place, you need to attach to any ladder wrung you can…and old actors who don’t know how social media work don’t realize that these girls are dangerous…nothing more dangerous than a girl who thinks she’s more than just a set of tits cuz of instagram follower count because they think they are more important than they are…this is not the finding some dumb hot chick at a diner to fuck…it’s way more strategic and menacing than that.

So whether Philippe beat her like she claims, or whether she got a payout now that his ex wife is rumored to be a billionaire for selling her Production company, so he can afford to throw money at a problem slut to make it go away, or not..keep it to your damn self….leveraging canceling someone to elevate yourself is trash…but I guess when you’re using your tits to get money…trash is kinda your thing….but in Elsie’s case, the tits are big enough to be a marketable talent in and of itself…so we’re glad she brings the tits…even if she’s a throw a motherfucker under the bus kind of bitch.

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2021

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Bikini Mormon Gone Wild of the Day

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When I used to go onto social media a few years ago, my favorite memes were the Mormon memes….because Mormoms are interesting, especially when the defect and go wild, like Julianne Hough, because anyone raised in any fundamental environment, whether it’s a religious sect, or some other “oppressive” environment because when they break free they go nuts, like Julianne Hough did when she made her way to Hollywood with her brother people assume she fucked, before ending up with Ryan Seacrest, America’s Sweetheart, who I’ve since learned is a sexual deviant from girls who have signed NDA with him, but didn’t respect the NDAs because a perverted Ryan Secrest is way too good to keep to yourself…

This Mormon, along with her dancing, potential incest, relationships with sexual perverts….is also into showing off her dancing body, I mean dancing may be dumb and embarrassing as fuck, but it’s a sign of a good fuck, it’s sex training really, so getting half naked in bikinis made out of wifebeater material, all white and see through when wet….but I guess she’s too wholesome, or too aware that she can’t be OVERLY slutty…because she may lose her America’s Sweetheart status and get thrown into just another one of these exhibitionist celebrities rewarded and confusing the kids who follow them into being slutty too…TITS GET HITS…so show em…

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