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Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s a pandemic, we’re all going to die…at least that’s the vibe you get from the media….but luckily you have your front line heroes who are so fucking swamped with dealing with this pandemic that they need to take time out of their schedules to take slutty seleifes on their pee breaks….all covered in MRSA virus and COVID virus and Epstein Bar virus and C-Diff virus….you know all the sexy things that make you want to lick the crocs of your nurse neighbors everytime you see them head home from a shift…

I am not here to discount a nurse, we need them, I just think overhyping someone for doing their job at the most basic level is a recipe for disaster…

I am not here to “slut shame” a nurse, even though I think it’s pretty inappropriate to run a porn business out of a hospital where people are dying…but I don’t slut shame, because I fucking love sluts, without the, the world would be SO boring….I am not even against these nurses taking a side hustle, maximizing the hype around their profession to get paid…you gotta get that money that’s available…..I am just here to say that maybe the Pandemic has been a full load of bullshit that everyone fell for…cuz I don’t think nurses would be producing smut on the job if everyone was bleeding out their fucking eyeballs….

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2021

Jul

Inka Williams Goes Full Nude of the Day

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I’ve been hyping up this model Inka Williams for a while now. I don’t know why she just speaks to my soul, it’s probably her tan, or that tight body…I just think she’s got it going on….and I guess I’m not the only one since she’s got a bunch of followers on social media….

They’ve unfortunately packaged her as Bali’s Kendall Jenner or Bella Hadid, which I find vile and disgusting…..but she is from Bali…or at least raised there and went to school there giving her a more interesting approach to life or at least Bali than the Russian sex workers that have moved in so they can get all the best content….this is almost the real deal Bali experience only she’s actually born Australian so maybe the Balinese people will call her out for being in BALINESE-FACE….not ethnically Indonesian, just an import who came before it was as trendy, since there was no social media, even though it’s always been trendy….

I don’t know what she’s doing this nude shoot for, but you should google it, since a nude Inka Williams is better than a half naked in bikini Inka Williams…she’s a babe and sometimes, that’s all you need to be.

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2021

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Swimsuit of the Day

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When I make fun of celebrities who do the whole bikini selfies to steal attention from the common slut, the low level slut, the girl with her only fans just trying to make it, because not everyone has celebrity or can be celebrities….not because of a lack of talent, since most of these people have no talent, but maybe a lack of access, life circumstances, etc.

Basically, what has happened is that the powerful Hollywood entertainment industry didn’t like that the everyday people were getting action on social media, since they didn’t get to control it. They didn’t like that nobodies were pulling brand deals, because every dollar from a Skinny Tea brand that goes to a sugar baby building up her escorting profile as an “influencer” not a sex worker, is a dollar out of their pockets….so the only way to compete is fight fire with fire…..sign the ones already too big to destroy and destroy the ones that aren’t….by replacing them with real celebs….you know control who you jerk off to as they do….

But when LeAnn Rimes does it, it’s more the bottom feeder trying to remind you she exists, than the celebrity moving in on the turf of the bottom feeders trying to get ahead.

That’s not to say that LeAnn Rimes isn’t famous or a talented singer, or that she doesn’t have that loyal country music fan base despite her being a homewrecker…it’s to say that she does appearances at obscure casinos and old folks retirement communities and not the Hollywoood Bowl…so her swimsuit pics are more a “maybe I’ll get some more attention so that I can get a Vegas Residence instead of a three day show in Biloxi Mississppi”….

She’s got fake tits, it was part of her homewrecking procedures, so she might as well use em.

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2021

Jul

Phoebe Tonkin Braless of the Day

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Do you think Phoebe Tonkin was named after the infamous Gulf of Tonkin incident? Do you know the Gulf of Tonkin incident? It was basically a military operation that the conspiracy theorists call a “FALSE FLAG” because the media used it to justify the VIETNAM war, but there’s much debate as to whether it was just a performance piece to get the optics right…..and to make it even more interesting it was lead by The Doors’ frontman Jim Morrison’s Navy Admiral father….you know a songstress of a generation of hippies and war protestors….who’s own dad basically initiated the event that started the war…..WHAT A WORLD….it’s like the things they tell us, aren’t the real story or how things actually are, and if you go back in History, just how many of these storylines we accept as fact are actually LIES…or THEATRICS….we’ll never know since we’re just peasants….

In conclusions, I don’t think Phoebe Tonkin was named after the Gulf of Tonkin incident…but she is an Australian turned American actress with a hot body…who should probably be the Margot Robbie since Hollywood likes having an A-List Australian actress instead of Americans… since she’s actually hot and Margot Robbie is not….

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2021

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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The other day I was talking to someone and came to the conclusion that “Abortions are Free”, wish your mom had one….”

So the idea that all these women have had kids, or maybe some are MILF-FISHING which like BLACKFISHING or CATFISHING before it…is when bitches turn 40 but are childless and want to get in on all the getting naked on the internet fun all the young girls are partaking in but need an excuse for their 40 year old mom bodies since they can’t all be fucking bikini models….

But we’ll assume the MILFS who call themselves MILFS actually have kids because for whatever reason, they didn’t follow their dreams of being naked on the internet, but instead bought into the lie that having a traditional family would be fulfilling in this era of traditional family being work, being too real, and not being the free spirited degenerate fun of a SUGAR BABY on instagram…..

So with that they decide to get a thrill out of their boring family existence by producing low level softcore erotica that can be reminiscent of the 25 year anniversary BOUDOIR pics a mom got at the mall in the 90s for the dad…only with iphone tech, they can just pump them out all day when not too busy masturbating while the kids are at school like moms of yesteryear, but documented ont he internet instead of just kept to their damn lonely and sad selves….

I guess if they got the abortion that would have never made them MILFs they wouldn’t have had those years of being a miserable mom to inspire them to be nude on the internet….so another argument for why ABORTIONS are bad….they prevent women from being so rock bottom they turn to posting nudes….

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2021

Jul

Rumer Willis Skinny Bikini of the Day

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The bikini selfies don’t fucking end….

These people who don’t need the followers or the attention are working so hard to get the followers and the attetnion because they are unlike Robin Hood, trying to steal from the poor and give it to the rich….because you know with every celebrity rich kid bikini pic like this, some poor girl who wasn’t born in Demi Moore’s toxic, nuclear waste of a pussy, is missing out on a new follower…it’s just that transfer of wealth to kill the middle class…why let other ugly girls pretend to be hot in photoshopped pics of themselves, when bitches with a budget can keep the wealth in the right hands…it’s pretty evil..

I will say that I understand why Rumer Willis does it though, she’s been notoriously terrible looking and made fun of on basically all the websites because websites used to be mean….even the more mainstream ones that made all that google money cuz they were google friendly would call her POTATO HEAD and other mean things…because her assymetrical face looked like a MR POTATO HEAD doll…her eyes all wonky like she got run over….

But yeah, she’s worked out, got worked done, figured out photoshop, rocks her bikini aggressively up her pussy, and she’s hardly as ugly as she was, so put it out there, let the people know that like Khloe Kardashian you can go from MONSTER to fuckable, even though she was always FUCKABLE, I mean you’d have to be REALLY fucking mutated for the average loser to not get with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter…I mean, imagine the vacations they have…..

So I give credit when credit is due….if you’re willing to spend the money and the time in the gym, you can go from zero to hero…not that she’s a hero, but you can at least trick people into thinking you’re a babe…and if you’ve been called ugly as much as this one has…I’ll fucking endorse that….because hotter version of an ugly girl is better than the ugly version of her…\

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2021

Jul

January Jones Titty Tape of the Day

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I am a firm believer than January Jones is a low level celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the celebrity experience, because I never saw Mad Men, so I don’t even know she exists…

The single mother, who we assume had the kid knowing she was near menopause or unable to get another abortion, and felt it was a great opportunity to get a payout or monthly payout off the record because the sperm donor was in fact married, or just didn’t want to be known, despite having to pay for his actions financially….

But yeah, the single mother has been posting slutty enough content for an old lady who figured out how to take nude selfies or bikini selfies through sexting and is just so excited she brings it to the social media feed….has done something good…

She’s reminded us that she’s got decently sized tits, the kind of tits that will get you to casting calls, and figures she might as well show them on the social media feed, since it generates some buzz, reminds people who she is, maybe even gets her some brand deals to help subsidize her expensive celebrity life…you can never have too much money….

So she’s posted this selfie, we’ll call it a post shit selfie, of her tits taped up, in some kind of fetish, or nipple hair removal procedure that the world needs to see because celebrities love being stared at…their lives are only at their best when they feel like they are in an aquarium with a line-up of masturbating nerds looking on….

This clickbait is hilarious, trashy even, maybe pathetic on a level to feel the need to post to the world, instead of just to close friends, but we’ll take the eager attention seekers, even if there are so many of them….

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2021

Jul

Kate Hudson Still Drunk Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer that instagram is a pile of fucking dog shit, but it allows us to really understand the inner-workings of women, even women you’d consider “above” producing clickbait content for attention, you know, like celebrities, models, and in Kate Hudson’s case…Goldie’ Hawn’s bratty spoiled daughter….

Seeing women reduce themselves to their homegrown SI SWIMSUIT pictures, posing all dramatically, whether we know they are sluts, like we do about Kate Hudson, after a solid 23 years of her being in the public eye, and being consistent in her slutty….you know rich kid things….

But seeing women posting clickbait shit you’d expect low level sluts with no other marketable talent, all as a mechanism to get likes, follows, and some attention…even when they have likes and follows…because being rich as shit, running a successful as shit fitness brand, and having an IMDB longer than your dick, which isn’t saying much, but it’s much longer than your dick….is pretty fucking pathetic…

It’s like she needs that validation like an insecure little fuck or she thinks she’s showing off all glistening in the sun like a grape turning into a raisin….only BOTOX will save her…

She’s got tits, cuz they are implants, she’s cropped out her cunt, cuz it’s probably giving us all the finger or something…maybe it’s just STICKING it’s tongue out at us….oh wait…cunts don’t have TONGUES…that’s just her mom labia that’s been around the block a few times…you know used as the front door matt through a few winters….that kind of cunt….

At least she’s got alcohol to ease her feelings of inadequacies that push her to post tits for hits….like a commoner…or a peasant…..despite being none of those things…

I prefer when the celebs weren’t the low hanging fruit IG girls….it gave celebrity more allure….but it’s as trash as I’ve always known it is…

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2021

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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If you leave the house and you probably should because being a hermit chained to a screen may feel like a safe and comfortable place to be, but it’s actually really fucking boring and totally against what humans are supposed to want out of life….but then again..it feels so safe and comfortable especially with a pandemic on our DOORSTEPS…how are the agoraphobics out there ever to recover…

Anyway, if you do leave your house, you’ll probably see at least one mom breast feeding for feminism, empowerment, and attention….because it allows even the most modest woman to pull her engorged tit out in public to get a little thrill before getting the milk sucked out of her….it’s like a rebellion…even though it’s really basic human functions….

Well, I did leave the house this weekend, and I did see at least one big breast feeding mom sitting on bench and I was thrilled, exhilerated, given a new lease on life, a new reason for being…a reminder that girls love to pull their tits out while getting cummed in, or in this case about 18 months after getting cummed in…THOSE SLUTS….

But yeah, this mom with her mom boobs…perfect to sit next to and jerk off to through my gym shorts….if only she wasn’t on the bench with her own mom, dad and baby daddy who looked like he worked in construction….leaving no room for me to skooch up next to her and experience our romantic connection to completion….MAYBE next time…..

Here are some milk filled tits getting shown off because it makes women who traded in their sex appeal for procreation feel like they still have some level of sex appeal, even if it’s for a niche fetish….when they are in picture, they are far less hard to jack off to….but where’s the fun in easy…sometimes the challenge is part of the pleasure…so get out there and stare awkwardly at all the breast feeders.