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2021

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think society is designed pretty silly, where people spend a lifetime working, to make money, to buy things, to spend their retirement talking about who they will give their things to when they die…hoping their kids don’t fight over their assets like the greedy pigs they are…since nothing is ever enough….

I always thought that was a depressing concept. Work to buy shit….and don’t just work…but KILL yourself working, kill yourself with the stress of slaving away for the man, or yourself, or whoever….all the elevate yourself with things…or a bank balance…an meaningless number but it makes you feel more fulfilled than your neighbor or some shit…and then you die and give that shit away…

That is why the homeless should not be seen as the shit on society, you know like people in Venice Beach seem to think, I see the internet, I know homeless encampments….via the internet….but those motherfuckers may be the spirit guides we all need….the modern nomad with the million dollar view…

Here are some morning links!

How Kylie Told Kendall She was Pregnant
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SI Swim Model Turns NYC Runway Model
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Marilyn Manson Walks Free from his MeToo Rape Charge…due to Statute of Limitations…Ladies, if a famous person does bad things to you, don’t wait 15 years to file charges!
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Ping Pong Trick Shots!
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Mexican Assault Helicopter VS Cartel
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Pro Surfer Keani Canullo And Her Legendary Balancing Footwork!
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Suzy Cortez Slutty with a Soccer Ball
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Cam Sluts are the Best Cam Sluts!
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2021

15

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone sent me a pic of Cara Delevingne wearing a PEG THE PATRIARCHY shirt, which I guess was code for Fuck the Patriarchy up the ass with a strap on, which could be offensive to some people as it seems to be posturing pegging as a bad thing, or something reserved for BETA males who aren’t into running shit like real MEN…..it’s like a woke eating a woke in a sentence….HOW can you posture pegging as a bad thing….like a punishment….but at least she tried to make a point…

She is a lesbian, so she probably doesn’t know that many high powered men, that they’d call the Patriarchy, you know, like her own family that I heard are industrialists, or like the people who own companies that pay her, who may make up that Patriarchy she’s pretending to fuck up the ass or telling people to fuck up the ass…in what you could argue sounds alot like sexual assault…only the good kind by the same people who hate sexual assault unless it is against this invisible enemy they’ve made up….

But yeah, she probably doesn’t realize how fucking weird high powered men are, because every sex worker, that’s Woke for Hooker, that I know has told me stories from cured sausage as fucking of judges, to other insane in their ass thing…

I also know people who went to all boys private schools, where the patriarchy is raised and conditioned and he told me the level of pegging, not just for sports initiations was on another level of weird.

What I am getting at is, never trust a woke or a fake woke to intellectualize their wokeness because it will become very CONFUSING…

In conclusion, maybe tonight is the night you peg yourself, prostates need milking like they were Halsey’s tits….get on it with some stepLINKS…

Beyonce in a Racy Open Dress
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Tennis Content Creator Hot in Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black Sexy Swimsuit
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Legs and Boots
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Shanina Shaik’s Pokies in a Green Dress
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Q&A with Dita Von Teese
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22 People Having a Worse Day than You
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7 Legendary Monsters
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Playboy Playmate Soccer Ball Bra
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TikTok Squats….
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Heavy Machinery Slip and Slide
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Kylie Jenner’s Swimsuit Tease
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Carmella Rose Topless by the Pool
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Billie Eilish’s Big Cleavage
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Girl Turns Boyfriend into Herself
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SI Swim Model on the Runway
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Halsey is a Cyborg
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Madison Pettis in Blue Lingerie
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Deshaun Watson’s Girlfriend Jilly Anais Wishes Him a Happy Birthday
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Hydraulic Press Destroying Random Things!
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Sewage Pipe at FedEx Field Burts
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Reba McIntyre Gets Saved from Second Story
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Ellie Goulding – Croc Model
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Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down to Lingerie
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Invicta FC Fighter on the Pole in Lingerie
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Border Collie Wants to Play Frisbee with a Statue
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Heroic Goat and Rooster Save a Chicken
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Indiana’s 9/11 Tribute Goes Viral
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Celebs Send Love to Norm Macdonald
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New Famous BFFs
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Meg Thee Stallion Goes Glam
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Ava Fiore Drops Raiders Thirst Traps
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Women’s Tennis where the Ball has Michael Jackson Sounds
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Car Accident on the CCTV
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Angry Duck Wants Water
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Addison Rae on the Red Carpet
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How About a Nude Model
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Thonged Chargers Fan is Back
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German Shepherd Naps in a Dryer
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The World’s Biggest Pinball Machine
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All the Looks from the Met
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Instagram Model and NFL Reporter Amanda Vance Tailgated With Bills Mafia and Failed Miserably to Break a Table
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Time to Sparkle With SodaStream
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lily Rose Depp in a Tank Top
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Met Gala in NYC
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Madonna Big Boobs in a Tight Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez Showing Belly
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Alice Eve Big Tits
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Pregnant Olivia Munn
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Hailee Steinfeld Legs
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Julianne Moore Legs
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Megan Fox in Blue Titty Outfit
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Katie Cassidy on Red Carpet
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Jennifer Aniston in Boobs Out
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Kristen Bell in a Sports Bra
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Girls at the VMAs
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Firecracker Ass
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Ass Walking
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Hot Tits in a Mesh Shirt
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Barber in her Panties
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5 WTF is That
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Girl Masturbating
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Amateur Fuck
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When Cheaters Win
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Pawg Sex Tape
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Misfit Memes
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Girl and her Dildo
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Nude Model in the Waterfall
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Another Amateur Sex Tape
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Lesbians in Bed…
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28 Definitely Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Girl’s Butt Spread
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Amateur Sex Tape
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French Maid Nudity
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Public Acts That Make You a Whore
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Lots of Booty!
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2021

15

Sep

Halsey Weird Nipples of the Day

Halsey’s got some big ass nipples being sucked on by what I assume is a sex toy, unless you subscribe to her whole pregnancy being real and that breast feeding, the natural purpose for tits besides jerking off on them, even when they are unnatural tits…is to nurture the offspring…

Whenever I see a woman breast feeding, I wonder if the mother is on Anti-Depressants, since 90 percent of the population have been prescribed anti-depressants, and I wonder what that does to the kids…

That’s not to say Halsey is on anti-depressants, but I remember her having some sort of mental illness she marketed, which isn’t that shocking since everyone has mental illness, which makes for a great excuse to get out of things….”I am crazy”….

So that’s not to say Halsey’s nipples looking juicy is anti-depressant milk to help make baby sleep…

I just wonder as a general concept when a population is so hopped on anti-depressants…whether that does good or bad things to the baby…

Not to mention, have you noticed, that everyone on anti-depressants is still depressed, don’t they take medication for that, go on a walk or something you nuts…

As someone who has never tasted breast milk, not even as a child, my mother wasn’t into that kind of perv shit, I can say that this kind of dairy alternative is what all the Starbucks need…STRAIGHT from the tit…..engorged nips and all….I don’t think their overly, almost cartoon level of woke will appreciate that as much as I would as I’d masturbate with the latte art in my mouth….you know….not too unlike my normal Starbucks behavior.

I guess what I am saying is that this selfie is wild….celebrating new motherhood right!

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2021

15

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit or die trying, or not trying…because people who aren’t fit theoretically die prematurely according to fat being a huge contributor to horrible diseases, but I’ve seen my fair share of old fat fucks, so they’re probably just lying to make you feel guilty about being a fat fuck, what do I know…

I figure if you can’t workout or hate working out, you can always look at fit girls getting naked while working out, or showing off their GAINS like a loser on social media trying to be an influencer, only nude, which makes us the losers and them the heroes…but we already knew that…

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2021

15

Sep

Kaia Gerber Nip Slip of the Day

You can clone your dog for 50k in Texas, I’ve looked into it, since eternal genetic life is a wonderful thing, even if the clone isn’t the exact same as the original tissue sample…

SO…it is only logical that someone of Cindy Crawford’s stature, not just physical stature, she’s a model and thus tall…but her socio-economic stature, would easily be able to pay the dog cloners to test it out on a human…assuming there aren’t clinics around Hollywood that do this anyway…you know like how the cloned Ellen into Bieber, Dick Clarke into Ryan Seacrest, Melissa Joan Hart into…who the fuck is Melissa Joan Hart?

I guess my sci/fi evil rich tyrant dreams are a little too theatrical, and it is VERY possible that they did the traditional cloning, you know CHILDBIRTH….and possibly not even through a surrogate…creating this skinny, luxurious, trained and genetically coded top model…

So this nipple, may not be Young Cindy Nip…but rather just Kaia nip…and both nips are still nips to imagine playing a game of tennis with, since they are fancy white people, and fancy white people fucking love tennis.

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2021

15

Sep

Jennifer Garner Gets Wet of the Day

I know how it feels to be the second rate, left behind, back of the bush, subpar citizen…and not just because I’ve been to gay bars on Gayeighties nights where the drinks are cheap…only to not get even the horniest of gay dudes to buy me drinks…

I guess I am just that intolerable, disgusting, disgraceful….the even the freakiest of gay dudes doesn’t try to throw down….even though the whole reason I was at the gay bar was for the free drinks…and not to experiment with gay shit…but when a man needs a drink and he knows where there’s a fucking stream…he follows the north star to get it…only to not get it…because like Garner…I’m a zero on the charts while the J.Los get to be all fancy at the MET GALA and I’m stuck to dance int eh rain like I’m in a shitty music video.

The point of the story is not about me not getting picked up or even chatted with at gay bars to remind me how vile I am…it’s to say that I think Garner, who for the most part had the sex appeal of a pile of diapers…is looking hotter than ever soaked through and dancing…

I am not a fan of Garner in any fucking way…but she’s better than J.Lo from where I am sitting…which is not saying much…since I am sitting on a pile of diapers.

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2021

15

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Here are some girls involved in some contraband…posting pictures of the evidence like they are giving the middle finger to the establishment that has made their contraband contraband…and you have to support them in their activism.

It’s far less annoying that other forms of activism….you have social media…you can google it…it’s pretty much everywhere….

You have to wonder what ever happened to people having fun…pandemic or not…FUN still exists..and whether that’s getting high on contraband or black out drunk….alone, with friends, or livestreaming on twitch….live that fucking dream…..

I don’t know when everyone got so uptight, because I saw some story that college girls in their first week of school were claiming date rape on TikTok, in at least one small city in Canada, and I thought to myself…what a weird way to report date rape…but then I also thought to myself…that’s a pretty dark thing to happen but it is the porn generation and these young people are out of control….and not in a good way….

In all my years of drinking, I have NEVER, not once, seen a girl get drugged, if I did, I’d be sure to let her know because that’s fucking crazy and I am not a piece of shit…getting blackout is supposed to be a good time not some sinister shit you report about like you’re in some horrible movie….

There was a time when drinking meant pulling your tits out, having a good time and doing it all over again the next day….but this new generation seems fucking weird….but that was also before people were ruined, on anti-depressants, and fucking weird…

But I guess only the WEED GIRLS still bring the good times….

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2021

15

Sep

Zoey Deutch Got Them Tits on of the Day

I don’t know what Zoey Deutch is up to in this VERSACE sippy cup, sheer dress, all made up to look like she’s the best kind of stripper, you know the one that is so hot she doesn’t need to show her pussy during her slow song and has a line-up of dudes ready to pay to grab the tits…

In this selfie photoshoot….I think they call these kinds of pics “Fit Checks”…but I also don’t know what I am talking about so I could be wrong…you will see Zoey Deutch, Marty McFly’s sister if you’re one of those people who think you live in some nerd metaverse and not our actual metaverse…is metaverse even a word..

Point being her actual mom is the actress who played Marty’s mom on Back to the Future, which I am sure didn’t help her get this hot, famous, and important in anyway…

I mean check out that RATIO and a sheer dress…FASHION lives and it reminds me of those days of lapdanc glory…

If this doesn’t sell you on Zoey Deutch as a future force, or current force in ENTERTAINMENT!


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2021

15

Sep

Rihanna Ass of the Day

I don’t know if this is Rihanna’s outfit to the MET GALA, that was a few days ago, I should get with the program, but the real miracle in all this is that I even know what a Met Gala is…I mean…I did jerk off to fashion mags in the 80s and 90s….they published nipples and models in all their tall amazonian glory are pretty photogenic…but even with that Met Gala’s that are 30,000 dollars a plate are not really in my wheelhouse….which isn’t saying much…since I don’t have really any skills that are in my wheelhouse…I mean I am a terrible drinker, driver, drinker and driver….I am not crafty or resourceful…I can’t do carpentry…I don’t know how the internet works despite having a site, I mean this is a sight right….one where I clearly talk too much about myself…

Anyway, the panty peddler and not because she peloton’s in her panties like all the work from home ladies who moonlight like Bruce Willis on OnlyFans…no Bruce Willis doesn’t have an OnlyFans he was on a show called Moonlighting dumb fucks…I AM OLD….

So yeah, Rihanna who has become a billionaire with her billion dollar brand wears those panties out when she can, you know marketing….and you’re probably wondering the same thing that I am….WHERE IS THE WET SPOT! IT IS WEDNESDAY AFTER ALL!

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2021

15

Sep

Alexis Ren Titty Top of the Day

Alexis Ren’s showing off her fashion sense in what I’ll assume is NYC for Fashion week, is Fashion week even happening, are these posts even current, I have so many questions and no answers thanks to being pretty terrible at this blogging like a teen girl about 20 years after blogging was replaced by social media!

Just a dinosaur looking at some young girl famous from the internet’s bolt on tits, not that breast implants are a bad thing, just not my kind of thing, they are a little too terrifying of a concept, I wouldn’t want to get surgery for an injury or heart filled with soot and mayonnaise, so you’d really have to hate your fucking tits HARD…to take vanity to that level…

Speaking of levels, I’d like to know just how level these bad boys are nipple to nipple….I mean if you’re going to get altered titties, they best good enough to hang a painting off of, or support a shelf that you could keep your hipster plants on….a PLANT shelf if you will..that would be When white girl instagram merges with white girl influencers…

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