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2021

09

Sep

Kaia Gerber Bra and Panties of the Day

I guess Kaia Gerber is the new body for that pervert Calvin Klein….

She’s Cindy Crawford’s daughter who was groomed for this, and more importantly built for this, I couldn’t really imagine her doing anything besides being a body for rich people who her mom is probably friends with, it’s the circle of life or something that us plebs may not understand because we’re not in those circles…but at least they show us pictures of their great lives…we’re so lucky we get to follow them, because our existences are meaningless but there’s are so important…

I was going to say that it’d be more impressive if she used her family’s fame and fortune to try to save the world, or at least help people who need help instead of stripping down for perverts….but then I realize that is HELPING PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP….what a HERO…with a pretty hot body..


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2021

09

Sep

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

Jordyn Jones was a child who was sold by her parents to a child dance reality show…her dad was a drunk from Kalamazoo Michigan, so I guess it’s better than selling her to the meth trailer down the block….because I’ve decided white trash Kalamazoo is a thing and not just something the Jones were into…

LOOK AT HER NOW….making money off her social media because she knows how to pose with her round dance ass just right…

Unless she’s just showing off her fit, you know just an innocent “Check the look”…

THIS IS JUST HOW DANCERS DO IT, it’s not their fault, they are professional trained to grind your dick off if they needed to….making them all the better.

You can’t hate on Jordyn Jones getting paid for her ass, I mean, if she wasn’t getting paid for her ass, she’d be a terrible host body. This is her calling, what do you expect she was a fucking reality show star as a kid…I mean the fact her ass still exists is a testament of said ass…and this is the proof.

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2021

09

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Thongs barely cover assholes…which may be part of their appeal…despite what the pants being worn over the thong have to say about it…you know it makes for a pretty shitty experience for them assuming assholes are dirty and leaky, which I do because we’re in an era of asshole obsessed perverts who love large objects in their asshole…butt plugs to get them through the day…unless those are only the girls on the reddits and onlyfans…but I’ll assume that stretches shit out, literally…and THONGS don’t have the power to hold it in….and that behavior will only result to everyone one of these butt plug anal lovers to wear diapers, which is convenient because they are so brain washed, dumbed down, medicated, and coddled victims, that they probably wear diapers at home already because they don’t like getting off the couch or bed they are streaming, looking at themselves, or on social media…

This isn’t about diaper fetishes, it’s about thongs, and here are thongs showing off some asshole, because tongs are inferior in protecting from asshole which means superior in SHOWING us the asshole.

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2021

09

Sep

Annalynne McCord Nude but Censored of the Day

You’d think at the level of celebrity that Annalynne McCord’s got, or at the stage in her career that she’s at, her nudity for social media, would be nudity for OnlyFans and involve more spread asshole and dildo insertion….but I guess she made too much money, or has rich boyfriends who want her to limit the dildo insertion to them and not put it out there for the world….maybe she’s got that bigger vision, that hope that her career will take a turn for the better and that she’ll finally get cast in something that goes viral, that puts her on the map so the nudity has to remain the cocktease to keep those interested still interested…..but I think it’s got the opposite effect, it just makes us mad….those tits look worth looking at…all tits are worth looking at…so get that fucking emoji out of here, we’re not fucking tweens trying to have a conversation with each other on our smartphones cuz we’re fucking dumbed down and only know how to communicate through modern day hieroglyphics….motherfucker….

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2021

09

Sep

Bella Hadid Push Up Bra of the Day

I am a firm believer that Bella Hadid is evil, not just because she looks like a demon, and represents all that is evil in the fucking world…from being some rich kid working at a smoothie shop, who wasn’t all that cute, in fact she was fucking weird looking, but thanks to money, surgery, her sister’s career being bought by her dad, her career being bought by her dad, rich people can by careers you see, COVERS of magazines motherfuckers, if you have enough money and sometimes that’s all it takes to justify they celebrity, or legitimize their half fake followers, in order to get the BIG paychecks….

So an ugly girl, became a top model girl, with the help of money and cosmetic procedures and I guess thanks to a deal with the devil Kardashians…where she’d take on the jobs they don’t want to take cuz they are rich and lazy too…with far less to prove.

So I think Bella Hadid and her ugliness is a stain on our society…but the good news is that her body is pretty banging, she’s looking fitter than ever and putting those Palestinian/Dutch titties to use…so I guess you can’t really hate her for that…I mean she’s a product of her environment and doesn’t really know better….thinking getting paid for this vapid shit is the fucking ultimate…when she could be doing meaningful shit…but all these idiots are idiots so let’s just focus on the tits…


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2021

09

Sep

Elle Fanning Showin Tit of the Day

Elle Fanning is a legitimate celebrity from a Hollywood Royal Family, she’s the Prince Charles in this bitch….not that the Fannings are really Hollywood Royalty, parents sold the first daughter to the industry and the second daughter got to move in when the first daughter grew up and was forgotten, or mentally fucked with a pile of money from being the first daughter sold to the industry, paving the way for this one.

I do not dislike Elle Fanning, I think she’s the hotter of the two, but that’s mainly because I remember Dakota doing the talk show tours as a kid back when she was a kid, and it consistently creeped me out…I thought she was some demon child…

In this selfie photoshoot she’s posing next to creepy art, with creepy twiddle dee and twiddle dumb looking nude child statues that we’ll hope aren’t her and Dakota when they were kids, but you know how Hollywood is…RIGHT…

The good news, is her titties are braless in a dress, being fancy….which is really all that matters here.

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2021

09

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

If women behaved in person like the do on the internet, or if they behaved like they do on the internet back in the day before there was an internet…I would have probably had sex with far hotter women…because before the internet, the only girls I could convince to come over and do a tutorial in sex work, or that I could convince to show me tits at the bar, were the girls you probably wouldn’t typically want doing those things….NOT THE FIRST CHOICE….because average girls were busy being dignified and respectable….and the hot girls were busy being too hot to give you more than a glance of their cleavage…you degenerate pervert fucks….the only random pussy I’d see is if I luckily got under a bitch dancing on a speaker or table without panties on…not realizing her cunt was in the win..

But yeah, if women behaved like this, in person and not just on the internet for money, attention, etc…it would make Walmart shopping to fund the elites far more pleasurable…

Titty Drops are Titty Flashes of the internet generation and it’s magical in video, better in person, but since we are trained to be locked down retards, who needs human experiences you have you hand for that fool…

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2021

09

Sep

Dove Cameron Cleavage of the Day

Dove Cameron just reminded me of a story I saw about Demi Lovato apparently calling her fans and followers out and telling them to produce porn.

I tried to find the actual quote from her, but it’s a meme that’s circulating, so it could be alie, but I will say that she’s another Disney kid who is pushing the evil agenda of indoctrinating young girls into a weird sexual, transgender, heroin using and abusing and overdosing life…these people are fucked.

I realize that Dove Cameron is not Demi Lovato, but they’re all cut from the same cloth, exploited by their parents as kid, paid a lot of money, trained to do what they are told to do, designed to push smut on kids that they don’t need, whether it’s shitty entertainment products, or actual products, I don’t fucking know…they are pitch men with vaginas…although Demi Lovato’s vagina is questionable…her existence is the foundation of celebrity….

Dove Cameron creeps me out as much as Demi Lovato does, but at least she’s made herself hotter with her face injections, because she was a bit of a troll when she was younger, all while Lovato has made herself weirder, maybe it’s the brain damage from the drug overdose that should have got her exiled, but instead, they want to normalize drug overdoses cuz they want you having drug overdoses….

Obviously, both are shells of humans and both are designed to lie to young people about whatever they are told to lie about to push whatever they are pushing…

So fuck em all….while staring at their tits…I mean this one’s got some tits…

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2021

09

Sep

Paulina Porizkova Old Lady Bikini of the Day

There’s a thing called WAY BACK MACHINE….that you may need to use to see pics of Paulina back when she was younger and hotter…

The funny thing about Paulina is that she was apparently a huge fucking superstar, but I had NO idea who the fuck she was until her sugar daddy died and left her no money, so she got herself fucking some creepy Hollywood exec at some Oscar Party…only to be forced to get on social media half naked for people to remember she exists….

But Way Back Machine can help you find her old hot pics, or you can look at her old hot body….I ue way back machine to see that the CDC changed defintion of Vaccine….
You can’t make this up…It went from “Prevent Disease” pre 2004 to “Immunity to Disease” post 2004 to “Protect against Disease” two weeks ago..you can look this shit up yourself, it’s just more fuel to the aggressive censorship against smart people that is going on so that they can push these evil vaccines on people, to get them sick, or on passports, hating the unvaccinated for being PURE human…not genetically modified…

I don’t hate the vaccinated, I don’t blame them for the vaccinations, doing what they thought was right, and I don’t expect people to know how to step away from their narcissistic selfie taking, to google shit…..I hope this shit doesn’t kill them off….but there’s been a huge power grab, transfer of wealth, all for a flu…it runs deep…

They know the vaccines don’t work, so they just PUSH them harder…WONDER WHY THAT IS….maybe Paulina has the answers, you know she is Russian and could be a spy with all the answers, stare at her tits while we wait..

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2021

09

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Wet of the Day

It’s Candice Swanepoel motherfuckers…and she’s got her new smaller tits out in some wet nightgown because she produces erotica disguised as luxurious fashion nudie art…something I’ve been into for as long as I can remember, not because I am fancy, I’m a degenerate who lives in the equivalent of a dumpster, but because fashion was posting tits in magazines that people thought you were a faggot when you bought them, so no one knew what you were up to….STEALTH TITTY mags….

Speaking of Faggots, Candice Swanepoel is from South Africa where there was always a high AIDS rate, even though AIDS is no longer a death sentence, and all the AIDS denier conspiracies claim AIDS is just a product of medication they give people for the less lethal HIV…which doesn’t mean Swanepoel and her smaller, older, probably explanted implanted tits have AIDS, although statistically she may….it is just another reminder of your lord Foochi who was involved in the creation of the virus, it is patented, the control of the medications used to cure the virus, and made millions off the cure he ran with, that killed a bunch of gay dudes…YET NO ONE CARES…they’re lining up for another one of the FOOCHI shows….

I know this is about CANDICE…but…THIS SHIT IS TOO INSANE to ignore….I try not to rage on people about it.. so here are Candice’s older titties. being ARTSY…

Her ass isn’t bad too.

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