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2021

03

Sep

Maddie Ziegler Nipples of the Day

I have become a fan of 18 or 19 year old Maddie Ziegler, not because I saw her grow up into the budding young talent that she is today…

I didn’t really know of her from that SIA video to those perverted and confusing child dance reality shows…or the spin/off work they get from them….it creeps me the fuck out.

I do know how these industry kittens end up marketing themselves around their 18th birthday, it’s always by getting edgy, sleazy, especially in this era more than previous eras.

Everyone of those famous 20 year olds, was a slutty 18 year old in a 2 year rebrand…from Miley to Lohan they all did it…it is an industry secret that is not quite a secret…and I am sure they have their reasons for it, maybe to maintain their young fans who are becoming pervert exhibitionists of their own…I don’t know…

I just know it happens….and that the last few months of Maddie Ziegler acting like the other girls her age who were raised on porn, has brought us some hot and sleazy social media content, but through it all she’s looked amazing, hasn’t come across as desperate and even has a bit of a Candice Swanepoel look….

Meaning, she’s pretty hot at this shit, and definitely not what 18 or 19 year old girls in my era looked like….the fact that she’s not mid-20s or 30 is weird…

She’s been getting racier, building her brand as a babe, but don’t sexualize her, she’s freeing the nipple for fashion, it’s a trend, for empowered feminism or some shit….

She’s no longer a child dancer for the perverts, now a babe for the less perverted perverts, and she’s got this hot sheer top, nipples out, panties pulled up to her shoulders like a pair of overalls or waders and she’s pretty great.


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2021

03

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

The global vaccine passports is a real fucking thing that is happening around the world, because it’s global.

Thanks to your great friends who care about your health and wellness, are really interested in making sure that you are safe from a virus that had limited death rate on the global level….

I am not an anti-vaxxer and I am not even arguing that these vaccines aren’t actual vaccines, but rather experimental gene therapy medication, I’ll call them a vaccine…I don’t need to go down the rabbit hole about how they are evil, the mark of the beast, or any of that….because I don’t really care…whether they are safe or not, whether it’s a big pharma scam, whether it’s an excuse to push the passports or not…doesn’t matter…..

If you want the shot, get the shot it should be your right…if you don’t get the shot, you should be able to not get the shot, it should be your right….but to take people’s personal freedoms away based on all the information out there, from natural immunity, other medical remedies to COVID, etc….it doesn’t add up at all…obviously…

But making sense is not really what we do in these parts, and forcing people to download some intrusive app to grab lunch at a diner, to prove they are “safe” when they aren’t safe vaccinated or not….vaccinated people get sick, as do unvaccinated, vaccinated die, as do the unvaccinated…

All this to say, the passports are out, if people comply, businesses are going to get shut down because the people who aren’t scared to go out, are the ones who aren’t vaccinated….the vaccinated passport lovers are too scared to leave their house…

SO….as you know, you give the right to be tracked on that level…you’re never giving up that right….and when it becomes a “you can’t leave the house” for any reason long after COVID, for CLIMATE or whatever….you may regret allowing it to happen.

I am not here to tell you what to do, but you should tell any store with a Vaccine Mandate to suck your dick….

The only PASSPORT we want is every girl to sign up to an on/off passport, so motherfuckers like me can see clothed vs unclothed, because that’s at least interesting..

They’ll call it misogynistic, they’ll call it perverted, they’ll call it oppressive…you know the FEMINISTS will rage…as they download their QR codes…but I think it’s what we need to move forward as a people in a successful way…

So if we have to have a passport to survive in this new world…to help the environmental issues I don’t believe in….let’s make sure there’s some nakedness on that motherfucker for us to jerk off to in our prison cells we call home because we won’t be allowed to leave the house.

Where are the politicians championing this CAUSE…

On/Off Passports for President!

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2021

03

Sep

Dove Cameron Pussy Print of the Day

Dove Cameron is a hugely famous Disney Star….that I’ve only found out about in recent years because she creeps me out on her social media with her posts that seem depressing and suicidal. Her vibe just creeps me out, like she’s in captivity or a slave, I don’t know, maybe I read too much into this shit when really I should just accept that big companies make money off these people and that’s the extent of that…

Anyway, she was famous on Disney long after I would have known who any of these Disney kids were from being on Disney. Social media made Disney obsolete bu, I mean not really, they own everything and are the most powerful entertainment company and they are probably the biggest shareholders in the social media platforms, but you know what I mean….in the 2000s, every famous media fodder twenty something in the tabloids was from Disney….now they are all from social media….and being on Disney just helps that follower count reach stupid levels, while giving the people behind the scenes a vehicle to reach and market to a bunch of people using the talent they cultivated.

POINT BEING, the Disney kid, who I assume takes herself seriously as an entertainer, is now posting underwear selfies on her social media, in what would have been frowned upon a decade ago, I mean a lingerie selfie was some of the most hardcore selfies you could get from a girl you were sexting, oh how times are a changing, and not necessarily for the better, because you have to ask yourself why they are using all these girls to get naked, to sexualize themselves, to inspire other girls to sexualize themselves, like pornstars aren’t just a took for jerking off, they are the new idols…fucking weird….

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2021

03

Sep

Kaili Thorne Ass of the Day

Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, potentially the star of her content agency, that I think just signed Chet Hanks, because the future is now and it’s in Bella Thorne’s racy, sexual, exciting, smut….I guess….I mean I find it boring but if a Disney Kid becomes a pornographer, we’re headed into a weird place, but we’ve been heading to that weird place a long time, and I like slutty content, so WORKS FOR ME…

So this one shares a dad, who is currently dead, with Bella Thorne and was I guess brought to California with the family when they left florida with dreams of being a family of performers, like the Partridge Family the next generation, and instead of booking Disney, she sexts for money on her premium content sites and likely makes more money doing that.

It’s a weird world, where moms are in on the whoring for their girls, and I guess they always were, because my first mom /daughter lap dance was in the 90s, but then again, I live in Quebec where girls drop out of high school knowing that they’re going to go strip with fake ID, because all the women in their family do…so I guess not that weird at all…just getting ahead with taht ass.

We’ve seen her fuck dildos, this is more of a produced shoot, she looks like a Kardashian, but I guess that’s what happens when you spend too much time on the internet taking selfies….

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2021

03

Sep

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

If I was younger, more ambitious, less of a doomsdayer thinking that the end is near because I don’t have confidence in the people of Canada to ever say no to the powers that be, and they’ve all bought into climate change, despite being on a piece of land that is basically barely populated, with all kinds of land and resources to spread out over…

But yeah, if this shit was still more of a game, I would have invested my energy in a dumb fucking pose, you know pay influencers and whores to post and tag the pose, in order for it to reach critical mass, like the vaccine mandates, where they have people campaigning the fucking pose, if you don’t do the pose, you’re an inferior human, if you don’t do the pose, you’re not a valid member of society…but rather a trumper or a self involved heathen…and there’s nothing more amazing that being called a self involved or self righteous person from someone who has a content strategy for their instagram.

Anyway, if you get the pose viral, all these drones will do it, Frog Butt having a name, is proof of that….and I’m into it because ass on knees looks good to me….it’s just funny that all these people follow the leader…like they have no identity of their own…because they don’t….FUNNY.

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2021

03

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley Swimsuit of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is the UK Sugar Baby who never dies. Not that I wish death upon her like one of her baby daddies who jumped off a building last year, leaving her gay/trans/confused son out of his will, which is always hilarious when these sugar babies keep the baby from the rich guys for profit, only for it to backfire when the motherfucker offs himself…

I am not too sure if this is Liz Hurley, or if this is even Liz Hurley, I have a few theories on why an old lady looks as good as she does…they are:

1- Filters, Photoshop, Angles

2- Archive footage she preemptively shot years ago knowing that you can fake being alive and trick people thinking things are current, while bitch is 300 pounds sitting at her beach house.

3- This is her tranny son, showing off his new tits, because that’s what happens when you’re been indoctrinated by the narrative because you have EMPTINESS in your soul…and don’t deal with your internal demons and blame being the wrong gender for your unhappiness, what kind of fucking brainwashing of inclusivity and not wanting to offend tells people ‘CUT YOUR DICK OFF YOU’LL BE HAPPY”…..your dick is your LIFEFORCE…

In conclusion, the tits still look good, and if I was a billionaire back in the 90s, I’d only be buying the CREAMPIES off her sex menu for rich guys she hustles harder than a used car salesman…because sugarbabies are great sales people.

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2021

03

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Tits On of the Day

You can’t make people interesting, but you can reduce the intelligence around them becasue you can’t make people smarter, but you can make the dumber…through the education system, the content you feed them, the music you feed them, the idols you give them…all designed to make you self indulgent and empty shells of humans who just do what you are told…

You can’t make people hotter, but you can pretend to make them hotter….through make-up, half nakedness, angles, make-up, tits, I don’t fucking know but trannies on social media and trolls on social media are faking being hot, and it’s all so superficial garbage people buy into, because they are fucking brain washed…

Lili Reinhart represents all that is wrong in the world. She’s plus sized, she’s unattractive, yet she’s playing some hot chick because no one asks any questions…she’s also on a hit show called Riverdale which is fully designed to keep the retards retards…watch an episode, watch a whole season, you’ll want to kill yourself…ugly people making no sense like it’s a bad version of X-Files, which isn’t saying much, because in the 90s, I thought the X-Files fucking sucked…

Point being, even with her tits out, she’s looking sloppy and stupid and like she eats too much…

You may be into that, I find it depressing.

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2021

03

Sep

Jessica Szohr Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Wisconsin’s finest, and I am not just saying that cuz she’s cheesy as fuck….I am saying that because she’s got big fake tits.

Her acting career involves being on Gossip Girl, where I guess she now feels like the other members of Destiny’s Child, while Blake Lively managed to win at life, while the rest were forgotten…I wonder what human sacrifice that takes, as this one continues to do unimpressive work, while having tits far better than Blake Lively….I don’t know if they are real, she had a kid back in January with a Hockey Player, so maybe she’s still lactating.

She’s currently on Seth Family Guy Guy’s show called “The Orville”….and as as far as I’m concerned her last name reminds me of herpes….sores…

TITS ARE TITS!


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2021

03

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

These fullback panties should be a reminder to all you fools out there of a very important thing….that is that fullback panties are hot…all panties are hot…girls are hot…therefore their underwear is also hot…pretty fucking simple logic right…

You’d think, at least when looking at these pics, that there was never a time that the fullback panty was ostracized, singled out, segregated, told they weren’t good enough, told they were a threat against hotness….all because of one thing…MARKETING.

What is marketing you ask? Well, it’s a division of the corporate dream that is designed to generate revenue.

How do they generate revenue through marketing you ask? Well, there are a few tactics they call the FOUR Ps….which are PRICE, PRODUCT, PLACE, PROMOTION.

What do they all mean you ask?

Well, price is that you have to price things appropriately for the product, to ensure that you’re making those profit margins you want, you have to develop or package the product in ways that make it worth that price, you need to distribute that product at that price to the right place where the buyers and lastly…you need to PROMOTE the fuck out of it….in order to get people to want to buy it…

How do they use promotion to create demand, well they USE propaganda tactics, PR, adveritsing, etc….

Why?

Because you fucking idiots fall for it..

Full back panties, always hot, told they are not hot, to sell bullshit people don’t want or need for profit.

TRUST NO ONE…

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2021

03

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know what AnnaLynne McCord is yammering on about, but I can guarantee that it is nothing very interesting, because none of these people have anything real substance, they have nothing inpsiring or interesting to say, it’s just basic noise to keep everyone a fucking retard….it’s not Annalynne McCord’s fault, I mean she’s not really part of the elite club of real puppets, but when trying to be one, she’s about as lame.

The good news is, her tits are hanging out, because at least she knows what she’s here for…tits.

I am not an Annalynne McCord hater, she’s just a girl who got a taste of fame, owned it, took every opportunity she could get, went to all the events and sort of just faded out, but through it all she’s had tits.


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