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2021

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving, I am drunk and give thanks to you, whoever you are, spam bot….THANK YOU for allowing me to continue sucking…and wasting my fucking time when I should be prepping…

I saw some shit on Dave Chapelle being cancelled, or they are trying to cancel him because he offended the trans community and no one has a sense of humor anymore? Hilarious, only because I watched the special last week, despite hating comedy and thinking laughing is for losers, thus making people laugh with scripted jokes you practice in front of the mirror is extremely lame….but Chapelle’s normally not a pansy who gives a fuck…until now…where he had to defend his trans jokes because he has trans friends or some shit…yet it STILL offended the trans people and they are all worked up, estrogen does that to a man, as does cutting off your dick…panties in a bunch…a “remember when I didn’t get my period and wore boxers, those were the days”….but good thing you can take it out on someone who laughs about your insane lifestyle choices…EVEN when he was pandering….which is WHY Chapelle, with all his power, should have been like the Southwest Pilots, and fought for our fucking freedoms of speech…body autonomy…but that motherfucker’s clearly sold his soul to the industry you thought he broke from…

Not that I care about Chapelle, I care about a lack of ability to make fun of shit that we want to make fun of, because making fun of things is a way we progress and learn and laugh…and don’t take ourselves too seriously in a life that shouldn’t be that serious…

I watched a newscast earlier or this weekend of 3 guests all with the same opinion defending vaccine mandates or passports or whatever totalitarian bullshit they are pushing with their experimental medicines for a virus that doesn’t kill anyone that badly yet, I mean anyone dying sucks even when you’re dying of some other shit, even when you’re old as shit….but yeah…I watched these 3 or 4 idiots on a 15 minute segment agreeing with each other about the importance of vaccines….NOT even some dissenter to stir up the pot, or to get singled out and bullied, in a kick em when they’re down way….just three people saying “THESE ARE GREAT”….for the other fool to say “Yeah they’re great, I know someone double vaccinated and he got hospitalized when he got covid because of the unvaccinated”….for someone to say “those selfish people don’t they know society has requirements”….instead of saying “if the unvaccinated got him in the hospital, where the fuck are they, not being at the hospital, because their immune systems fixed them, you dumb fucks, he’s likely there with a vaccine injury…

Point being, let the people speak, let the people laugh, stop being offended about EVERY possible thing ever, life’s a joke, it’s not important, stop pretending it the fuck is….

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2021

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is in SHAPE MAGAZINE showcasing the SHAPE of her nipples which is what I’ll assume Shape Magazine is about, nipple shape, not being in shape is not very inclusive in this era of fat fucks, and objectifying a woman based on her nipple shape, or her fitness shape is BAD…you PATRIARCHAL MISOGYNIST PIG….but body shape, that’s so much more inclusive, just post and show your shape, fat or thin, in shape or a pile of shit on the couch…it’s the modern wellness mag “DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE”….

Vanessa Hudgens is not offending me with her fitness level, fit body, or nipple shape, in fact, I encourage more detailed pics of her nipple shape, so that I can really get a grasp of what they look like, for when I make my Vanessa Hudgens bust out of my Canadian Thanksgiving Mashed Potatos…FUCK THAT TURKEY RIGHT.

I think it’s the Year of Vanessa Hudgens, some call ia Pandemic, I call it the era Hudgens found social media and used her celebrity to let the other bitches of social media know what a professional is capable of….her content’s been racy, her tits been bigger, her face more instagram muppet and filtered and THAT is what we want out of the early to technology, early to nudes, and in one of these pics, you can see the fatness of her vagina, which like the nipple shape, is wonderful to stare at….what a goddess..

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2021

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if I full subscribe on the conspiracy that there is an attack on the traditional family, but when I see the media lie to the people about getting together on Canadian Thanksgiving, or Christmas throughout this pandemic, you’d think there was an attack. They don’t want us together.

I don’t know if I subscribe to the system trying to indoctrinate the kids, but when I see parents being denied information on what their kids are being taught in school, and when they ask and find out they are learning weird ass diddler-normalizing graphic novels, only to be listed as a domestic terrorist for getting involved…you have to think there’s an attack on moms..

When you see that California is now trying to mandate vaccines on kids 12 or over, when there’s no long term data on whether it will sterilize them, while the people making those laws aren’t even giving their own kids the shot, but are telling you that they run your kids…

So there’s a real attack on moms, they aren’t even being called mothers anymore, just “BIRTHING PEOPLE” to totally destroy the sanctitude and wonderfulness of motherhood, which most moms you talk to will tell you is their greatest an most important achievement, even though getting fucked hard and cummed in the wrong time of the month seems pretty easy to do…

I guess some of these moms out there are dealing with the stress of motherhood in a society that’s making it harder and harder to be a mother as the state wants to own the kids they’ve made like the sick fucks they are….and a great way to deal with depression is showing off that naked mom body…

Here are some moms naked, self proclaimed moms naked, trying to remind you they aren’t damaged good even though they’ve been through the wringer at least once, celebrating motherhood the way we can appreciate….TITS FIRST…and naked…

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2021

Oct

Selena Gomez Topless of the Day

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez selfie where she’s holding her tits is from and who really cares…it is just s nice reminder that where there is a vagina, there is a slutty selfie, and that even the most famous of stars, who were never known for being slutty, even if behind the scenes they’ve been slutty for all the execs along the way, is out here with her tits behaving like a basic girl trying to get noticed, but is ALREADY noticed….

So when Selena Gomez is doing slutty content, that may not be slutty in this throat fuck era of “look how many sharpies I can put in my asshole” kind of way, but in the world of top celeb like Selena Gomez, is basically the same thing….because there’s a heirarchy of the nude selfie for attention and when you don’t need to be nude and any selfie you take will get millions and millions of views, being topless in it is next level thirsty…and motherfucker, I like to drank not that Selena Gomez’s body is all that great, now that she’s chubby and her belly’s hanging out, but it’s still a topless Selena Gomez and that’s enough.

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2021

Oct

Whitney Cummings Naked of the Day

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I don’t think it’s misogynistic to think that women comics are for the most part not the frumpy funny girl in the room, but rather the girl trying to be the hot chick in the room, who only jokes about crude shit like sucking dick to get a cheap laugh…because if you have tits and talk about shocking things like bad sex or shit ladies aren’t supposed to talk about to get the shock value awkward laugh probably doesn’t require all that much skill…it’s far more impressive for a Roseanne type who looked like a big pile of white trash shit to come out and make it in this vapid and bullshit entertainment industry…

I would say that Whitney Cummings, and not just because her last name is cumming, was a big titty girl who did that hook to get herself where she had to go, and it worked out great for her, she’s had a few hit shows and is now worth 100s of millions of dollara….but I don’t really know all that much about her comedy or even her hit shows. I’m here for the tits and she’s got tits.

Her woke liberal pink hair 40 year old reminds me of a lesbian couple I saw at a hunting store this weekend, which is not the hottest look….the piss colored bath water in her expensive house or hotel is also not the hottest thing for me even if a Whitney Cummings getting pissed on is a Whitney Cummings I respect…

The naked on a Balcony looking photoshopped into some avatar, like is she wearing a MORPH SUIT, is that a LATEX MASK, or is she just an AI FILTER to look like a BOTOX addict muppet, but she’s naked, with a hand for a panty or maybe she’s been scratching the rash cuz she looks like she doesn’t bathe too much…in this GUMMO shit and an arm for a bra with her titties…the way you want a comic to be…one of the best jokes ever written..

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2021

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I was the first to call out the Healthcare heroes for being over dramatic bullshitters during the pandemic. I saw their TikTok dance videos and I’ve documented them praying on the guilt ridden people getting paid to stay home by trying to get their money by getting nude, the simplest business plan.

So when the medical workers played up the pandemic, I knew 90 percent of it was just pandering to the media because they liked the attention…

As time went on, I realized that nurses being laid off for lack of work during the pandemic had to sign NDAs to collect they payouts. Then those who spoke against the pandemic would also get laid off because they went against the narrative and those paid off to be for the narrative, either with money or attention and hype, would be put on the megaphone willing to say whatver they wanted.

So I knew the medical workers were misleading people, they were lying about COVID deaths, following weird protocols, categorizing COVID deaths that were gun shot wounds and shit like that. I knew they were suppressing proven treatments and therapeutics to prevent getting fired because they were told, they also didn’t report vaccine injuries and all that shit and as far as I’m concerned those are crimes against humanity.

So, I lost all faith in healthcare….or bureaucracy that controls healthcare….

Then these vaccine mandates happened in a pandemic, that is arguably a totally fake pandemic, but let’s pretend it’s a genuine one where the measures were necessary for the sake of argument, and they are basically going to fire 15,000 nurses in Quebec (where I live) alone….who knows what they are doing in the rest of the world…

So some people worked with COVID patients for a year and didn’t get sick, meaning they are IMMUNE to the fucking thing, and other people who just don’t want an experimental shot because they believe in their own immune systems and are willing to LOSE their jobs over it, are LOSING their job over it…and sure, you can say “just get the jab” but that’s the dumbest illogical response…NOT all medicine is for everyone and vaccinated people still get sick, still transmit the virus, and the whole everyone needs to get vaccinated is a full fucking lie, people are ACTUALLY dying from this thing.

There are single mothers, who will be broke, because of this overreach of government, that’s totally illegal, and disgusting…

So that reason alone, I say, SUPPORT OUR FRONTLINE workers, even though I hated that campaign, because I genuinely find it sick that they will be fired…and at least some have found alternative revenue streams through nudes, unless they just do it for fun, in which case…SUPPORT OUR FRONTLINE heroes and their nudes!

Society is fucked.

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2021

Oct

Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

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Unfortunately, I saw some segment from Kim Kardashian on SNL talking about how she’s a more than just a pretty face, or a perfect booty, or a set of tits and I thought to myself “does she actually think she’s beautiful”…I mean never has there been a woman who looks more like a trans that Kim K, and we’ve got the 1000s of trannies to prove that point…and then there’s the whole Kim K ass thing, which for the record is not a HOT ass, but a WEIRD fucking clown ass, that is perfect for CLOWN world we live in…the two alternate universes where one group supports and buys in the the Kardashians, while the rest of ourselves view them as the evil fall of society they are….

Well, this is the young one, who has a tranny dad that I don’t think made his pussy in the lab based on her pussy since she had at least one kid….you know use the hot one Kendall for all your reference points or mock-ups for the pussy you want to turn your ball sack into because you’re part of this evil family…

She definitely represents evil, but more importantly, has big sloppy gross tits she uses to distract from being the ugly one, which for a family of monsters, is saying a lot…but ugly to people like me, is the stencil or the mould so many people use in their own lives, if you leave your house, you’ll see at least 10 girls with similar looks and that’s too bad…but big sloppy tits, evil, gross, even on a fat chick or not, are still big sloppy tits and I appreciate that…I mean if I was to say “give Kyle a less annoying job” it’d be showing us the tits…cuz I like tits and tits unite us and tits make even the most vial woman tolerable at least until I cum.

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2021

Oct

Jordyn Jones Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is here in lingerie because she’s working hard at selling pics of herself in lingerie because it probably makes her more money than anything else she’s done. That’s the world we are in…

I am a firm believer that she is going to be doing hardcore porn in a 6 months to a year from now, the temptation is just too fucking strong to draw them into evil.

There was a time when whores were whores because they had no other option, the real money went to people who were intellectuals, who were talented, artists, creators…you know real effort went into it and now…a titty selfie’s enogh.

I guess it’s like how all the talk shows have segments of retards doing dumb dances, you know mindless shit, because we’re obviously mindless idiots…

It’s nice to witness a girl who would have been a trailer park whore, become an internet whore, even with her huge following on social media, the money is in half nakedness….

So it’s nice to be in a society where girls are finally being paid heavy for being whores….I like to think of it as a reduction of the intellectual mind and the celebration of the most basic heathen needs…but for the record, I preferred when whores were affordable…THIS DMAN STAGFLATION…

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2021

Oct

Bella Hadid Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid is not that impressive of a person and I am saying that as someone who is all for nepotism. I may be a broke ass pervert who doesn’t have a pot to piss in, but I do have a website, look at me Dot Com homelessness, the modern day dot com tycoon who can’t profit off the internet or the pandemic like all our politicians…I saw a Canadian dude who runs Ontario was worth 2 million dollars, now worth 50 million, because his company did the dumb fucking stickers on the store floors to keep people in the same store social distanced…something that we know saved 0 lives…but that’s not the point.

The point is generational wealth is cool, if your family earns it, pass it onto your kids, grandkids and give them access to all that shit you have access to, invite them to your evil satantic rituals, lend them out to your diddler friends, you know KEEP shit elite as nature intended…and then use that elitism and elite friends to control all the non-elite slave class like the serfs they are…you know why not…

So Bella Hadid’s dad buying her sisters fame, or bullshit fashion model career, which opened the door for Bella Hadid to have her fame and with proper marketing and enough resources behind you…you can be anything you want to be…if you have those followers…you can show your upskirt, exposed side pussy lips to those fans, and people will confuse your smut for art, as they keep throwing money at your low level prostituting sex worker ass, because you’re on the right side of the conversation, your career secured as an influencer cuz bitch can AVON LADY harder than anyone….

I am not against her showing us her cunt in panties for instagram, it’s perfectly smutty, in the smuttiest era ever…

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2021

Oct

Barbie Ferreira Topless of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira is the fat girl from Euphoria who you may have noticed while waiting for Sydney Sweeney to show off her tits for the first time, a cultural event of the ages, in an era where girls show their tits on their 18th birthday because working as a bar tender, stripper, or any other girl jobs make no sense in a world where you can get paid 1000s of dollars even as a nobody for getting naked on the internet..a dream for perverts like me who love seeing girls naked.

Anyway, they dragged out the Sydney Sweeney titty reveal, because like porn chicks, you can’t do anal on your first day in porn, you need a build up…and while waiting for Sweeney’s titty reveal, we were exposed to this girl who played the fat chick cam girl, art imitating life or some shit….but her scenes were probably the ones you’d run to the kitchen to get a snack during… because we have enough fat chicks in our lives that we’d rather not see them on TV too…

So this is her doing some marketing, looking like a big fat drag queen, which I guess is a look, just not one I’m into…but I’ll still support young talent barely topless, you know keep up the good work.

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