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2021

20

Aug

Joey King Ass in a Bikini of the Day

JOEY KING WAS ROBBED…..when she didn’t win the Golden Globe or whatever she was nominated for. I watched the series and she was actually amazing in it, not very hot since she played some retard who killed her mom, BUT….her acting was solid and I think acting is a fucking joke so that is SAYING a lot…I don’t think there’s good acting, it’s all BAD acting, and none of these people are ARTISTS contributing to the higher consciousness of humanity…but rather filling it with more noise we don’t need….but JOEY king was good…

Since that discovery, I’ve discovered she’s got a body, and as she shows us her asshole under her bikini at a waterpark basking in that piss pool water….avoiding COVID….I think her half naked is worth checking out…so check it out loser…

Find better idols people, but jerk off to these ones trying to distract you….

That’s my MERCH idea…FIND better idols….

Now someone make me a design, sell them to Walmart, let’s get that PRIVATE jet money boys.

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2021

20

Aug

Lucy Hale Nipples of the Day

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Lucy Hale has her nipple out on instagram because we are all a bunch of whores who want the world to see our nipples, some are just better at it than others…

It’s pretty ridiculous that some CW angel who they keep giving leads in shitty show to, because she’s one of their sweethearts and deserves it…even though none of the shows they’ve done together really worked out for her because they only got one season out of the crap…but it did work out for her because she gets paid…

Anyway, the idea that these girls are posting selfies of their tits, even artsy and subtle like this, is hilarious, like are you a CW sweetheart or are you a gutter porn chick launching an only fans….the LINE is pretty fucking blurred these days….

What I do know is that real industry puppets like this don’t do things without APPROVALS…so if her nipple is there to get people distracted, it’s by design…

Which makes jerking off to her more challenging, but you can do it…

I did see her bikini on the beach the other day, it’s on the FORUM and I linked it, if you didn’t click it, fuck you….and she looked hot….

Hot enough for SKEET ULRICH…hot enough for you to stare at her nipple…and that’s about all I have to say about that.

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2021

20

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt is the solid pose of solid women with weak morals and values because they are victims of the depravity of society on a whole, the loss of spirituality, God, whatever you want to call it when church is replaced with youtubers, influencers and the Kardashians….

Frog Butt is the unifying pose that girls who clearly just follow the masses and figure reducing themselves into jerk off fodder because it’s so fun and mindless…because they lack creativity….they are just folllowing the leader and the leader is a fucking demon..

I am not mad that every girl gets naked on the internet, I am mad about other shit, and the girls getting naked on the internet are a symptom of the the same reason the other shit is happening…

People are dumb, people aren’t smart, people are distracted narcissists and they don’t even bother looking into shit, cuz they would rather post a half nude for likes and follows…disappointing….but if you can’t beat em, beat your dick when looking at their self produced mindless smut…

FUCKING idiots.

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2021

20

Aug

Beyonce Ass of the Day

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I saw some story that Britney Spears beat up one of her staff members, which is convenient…a friend of mine said “she’s not that innocent”….to which I say…her loneliness is probably killing her….or maybe it’s all a fucking bullshit story because they need to prove she’s crazy to do whatever they can to get power over her so it doesn’t disrupt their earnings. Pretty disgusting example of how the system doesn’t work for everyone….even rich people…because humans are pieces of shit..

The good news is part of their campaign to make her look crazy, they’ve got her out here doing amazing hand bras…

I do not really give a shit about 40 year old tits, but it’s BRITNEY BITCH….and I love this fucking meltdown…assuming it is even Britney…and not some Britney Filter on a stripper while she’s in the fucking cell..RELATABLE….

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Oh look Beyonce is showing you her 45 year old ass that is probably a CGI or Augmented Reality version of Beyonce to manipulate you into her web of lies….that I am sure she’s been pushing for a long time..

I know, conspiracies right….but Jay Z and Beyonce have been some of the biggest names in entertainment who like to use EVIL symbolism in all they do…so by default you should look at everything about them as potentially evil…but that’s just some bullshit conspiracy right…

She’s just posing next to fire with her almost hot fat mom ass out a few weeks after torching the Church she owned in New Orleans…alright…

Sure her body looks alright, better than it did when she was 25….which makes no sense, how could that happen…I wonder…

I generally don’t think any of the shit I see on the internet is even real…it’s just all manipulation…such an easy platform to fake shit on….so I’ll assume that this isn’t real either….

So whether it’s a CGI or AR, photoshop and filters…ass injections and other procedures….some wizard witchcraft shit….it’s still a fat famous rich mom ass…and I think these came out a few weeks ago…but who gives a shit..

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2021

20

Aug

Britney Spears Topless of the Day

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I saw some story that Britney Spears beat up one of her staff members, which is convenient…a friend of mine said “she’s not that innocent”….to which I say…her loneliness is probably killing her….or maybe it’s all a fucking bullshit story because they need to prove she’s crazy to do whatever they can to get power over her so it doesn’t disrupt their earnings. Pretty disgusting example of how the system doesn’t work for everyone….even rich people…because humans are pieces of shit..

The good news is part of their campaign to make her look crazy, they’ve got her out here doing amazing hand bras…

I do not really give a shit about 40 year old tits, but it’s BRITNEY BITCH….and I love this fucking meltdown…assuming it is even Britney…and not some Britney Filter on a stripper while she’s in the fucking cell..RELATABLE….

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2021

20

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday is a Magical Day…in a Magical Time of insanity amongst all the normals who can’t figure out what the fuck is going on….and they think that the people who don’t want to inject poison in their arm are the crazies…that is how crazy things are…

Obviously, this has been a process for a long period of time to destroy the independent thought of the normals, who just want to fit in….

So when real CRAZY shit is going on, that will threaten their freedom, for the FIRST time ever…at least if they are from the Americas….they are too busy taking selfies, or nudes to sell….because they are these shells of humans…maybe medicated, stoned, drunk, I don’t know…distracted…definitely distracted…and just doing what they are told..

I know for a fucking fact because I have seen the mainstream slut formed…I HAVE seen the mainstream slut happen….from TINDER to SOCIAL MEDIA…the same girls who wouldn’t even fuck their boyfriend after 5 months of dating, is now doing gangbangs…

For whatever reason, they look to sex workers, hookers, pornstars and think they have it all figured out..

In the past, those people were those who were broken…and not ones to idolize…

So now that dudes watch so much porn, the girls want to get their attention and are emulating porn chicks….who were otherwise seen as bottom feeders trying to get easy money at a fucking price….but now there’s no price…it’s just easy money..

It’s crazy…but here are some inconsistencies….of patriarchal haters….feminists wearing FISHNETS acting like they are feeding these men what they want to see.

I am not COMPLAINING….it’s just a lot of inconsistencies…so maybe after jerking off to the historical hot fishnets….go try to ground yourself…

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2021

20

Aug

Lottie Moss Pussy Print of the Day

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Lottie Moss has got that Instagram Body….that’s what I call it when I see these weirdly shaped girls with all their make-up on walking down the street in their bike shorts jacked up their cunts and sports bras or crop tops on…they are thicker than girls of yesteryear…and it’s not entirely a bad thing….because I like that women have been turned into some live action version of a sex doll all thanks to the hormones they are injected in the food, in the air, in the fucking water….it’s crazy…and probably why people are all dumb as fuck….

IN this CGI controlled Augmented Reality world of lies, fraud and bullshit…nothing seems real and I guess the good news is that the girls involved don’t need to be real, since we are going to be prisoners in our pod, we can just deal with avatar women so long as the cartoon version isn’t anime…but actually a girl who looks like an actual girl is good enough.

The funny thing about her is that she’s Kate Moss’ sister, looks nothing like Kate Moss, may not even have the real last name, but RIDE IT OUT….because people are such groupie fucks, I could pretend I was Kate Moss’ sister and get all the influencer deals, so long as my IG filter game was strong….would be a good prank.

I am not saying Lottie Moss is an avatar, I am just saying compared to Kate Moss, her sister apparent, is that she’s the opposite of Kate Moss…so in the 90s Kate was the coveted skinny model body with nice tits, and now Lottie is the fucking answer…if you consider this an answer….

I guess what I am saying is to stand out amongst all the sluts, you need a hook to matter, and Lottie’s got hers.

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2021

20

Aug

Josie Canseco Ass Eats Her Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco’s the rich kid offspring of Jose Canseco…which reminds me of a picture I saw of A.Rod posing with his cars yesterday…which some would think is pretty trashy, maybe a little bragging and showing off…and clearly you haven’t seen a hip hop video or a Youtuber who makes 100 million a year doing dumb dances….youtubers that Josie Canseco fucks….

You may ask why she reminds me of A.Rod….and that’s pretty simple..her mom was a hooters waitress, her dad a Cuban born Baseball star human trafficked to the MLB….who made stupid fucking money…so you’d expect them to be trashy rich people, trying to buy their status, the kind the old guard rich people frown upon, and that makes them all the funnier….anything that offends these money obsessed elite people is good…and nothing like trashy people richer than them makes that happen.

So as I see this rich kid in her thong, comparing asses with her friend, both are magnificent and make me happy they aren’t fat bitches pretending to be as hot as this…you know HOT is subjective to a level…but all these ugly pigs acting like hot chicks is just weird….so when I see actual hot rich kids, I feel more at ease….

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2021

20

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am living my life pretty blown away about everything going on all at the same time, but what it has come down to is that I have been a bit of a misanthrope for a long time, I think the site was more “society is so dumb, these are the reasons, lets laugh”…..at least that’s the vibe 17 years after doing this…it wasn’t a planned out thing..

But yeah, I always found it funny who people find hot, popular, interesting….I always found it funny when sites or brands would go viral….I would say “people are real fucking idiots”….because they are…

It never personally affected me, because I could live freely and laugh at the people scamming, the people buying into the scam, because I don’t care if YEEZY shoes sell a billion units, or that INSTAGRAM becomes life for all these avon ladies trying to feed their narcissism….so I could laugh at it all…

BUT to see these idiots think they are informed because they have an internet connection, meanwhile they are as DUMB as you’d expect, parroting bullshit….and it’s starting to RUIN our society…

ALL this to say….full back panties were branded granny panties…and the idiots went along with it…that’s not AS bad as society as a hold blindly trusting EVIL corporations….but it is a symptom of that….it’s a joke to people selling thongs..

THE FACT is….ALL panties are hot, we’ll look at all girls in panties, GRANNY panty or not..

STOP BEING IDIOTS>..idiots.