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2021

24

Aug

January Jones Nude of the Day

As society collapses and people are dying, so of the vaccinated people are having regrets or at least starting to question the storyline they were sold….”you mean I am going to need a third shot, I am not protected, but you said the vaccines were effective”…while other vaccinated people are still too scared to look into their own life choices, too much bravado to admit that they were duped, because they are SMART and DID the right thing….so they’ll target the unvaccinated people who are also being targeted by the system who have decided they are heathens who are trying to kill them, even though vaccinated people can give and get the virus…meaning…shit doesn’t work…you lab rat fucks…

I’ll hope for the best, but I do wish you read the data, and listened to people like me who were saying READ the data instead of being shamed into this cult mindset that makes no sense….

IT IS YOUR FAULT….but we can’t blame you for trusting doctors or what you think is science…or your friends and social circle…so we’ll say it’s NOT your fault that you were manipulated, that the doctors are showing their true colors as money grubbers…which I already knew. I don’t trust fucking anything… now you know you can ONLY rely on your damn self to know what you put in your body..

I AM ON YOUR SIDE….and I don’t know what vaccine booster will be the breaking point from the people who have bought in and are COMMITTED to this shit….but at a certain point, you complicit wimps will figure out the truth, you’ll be mad, but maybe by then there will be an antidote!

But point being…as all this is going on, I’m glad I can spend our FINAL days in the society we’re familiar with, looking at this shit. January Jones..the single mother, celebrity, who fucked her way into a career and is still posting up some HOT menopausal erotica….

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2021

24

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are not the most revolutionary concept, but it’s a reminder that history repeats itself, even if the people try to rewrite it for the retards to forget it, human nature is human nature and it will never let you down, I mean it could disappoint you, but it’s always reliable….consistent….and sometimes that history repeating is tyranny…sometimes it’s girls in tight pants looking to give boners, while pretending to be mad at the boners, while loving the boners….but they can’t admit it, that would make them shameless, and that’s degrading…cheap….sex workers….

If you leave the house, you will see tight pants, they are way better than not tight pants, so let the slutty trends happen…

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2021

24

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian doesn’t realize she’s in her 40s….like so many other people in their 40s posting slutty bikini content on social media because they like the likes and the follows…even if they are moms or work some basic bullshit office job or nursing job…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

Anyway…Milian is one of the young people sexualized at a young age by the industry…and I guess she’s gotta keep on running with it…thinking that’s what people want for her or that’s what her place in the world is…I mean some 40 year olds may still jack off to her slutty music video they pretended was revolutionary, but was really just clickbait that paved the way for all the sluts out there…

AND….we love sluts…and their slut leaders even though they are old ladies, rich and evil…

Here she is in a blue bikini…because of course she is.

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2021

24

Aug

Gabrielle Union Underboob of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is in her 40s, has been posting bikini pics incessantly the last little while…I guess she’s on Vacation her hashtag is the WADE WORLD TOUR, cuz her husband and baby daddy is some dude named Wade…and you can see him grabbing her ass….

People are really excited by her for whatever reason, which is funny because when reading Gabrielle Union’s wiki, I learned that she thought she was ugly, had self esteem issues, thought she’d never be pretty, therefore she thought she was ugly….which is a fully bullshit story because if she really thought she was ugly she wouldn’t be famous an in the paprazzi, that’s some hot chick telling her fat friend she feels fat bullshit, you know fishing for fucking compliments…if she was ugly, why is she 48 and producing jerk off material for her fans…it doesn’t add up scientifically..

Her other crazy story is that she was raped at 19 when working at Payless and got a nice cash settlement….you know probably not enough to warrant the rape, but YOU never know…maybe it was one of those “That was traumatic” like when I got circumcised as a child by the doctor you’d expect to trust wasn’t some baby dick eater….but at least she got paid…

You should just be happy her rape had a shining lining, because she could have easily become a man-hating lesbian like all these other rape victims, and they’re the worst.

Am I allowed to use the word rape? Is that banned yet? Who cares, I’ve been censored forever….I have no one left to annoy…

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2021

24

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Ass of the Day

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As Broken as Ireland Baldwin may be….I don’t know her, she may be perfectly fine, taking a piss on all of us like she was at one of Alec Baldwin’s sex parties…which you never know…MAYBE SHE WAS….you know upstairs and hiding from one of his creepy fucking friends…all these freakish rich fucks band together in the weirdest ways in their own society that we’re not part of.

I am not an Ireland Baldwin hater, I actually think it’d be so easy to market her based on her life and existence, especially since she’s willing to get half naked.

I do think that it’s pretty funny that she’s had a few meltdowns, rehab stints and a series of prison tattoos to mark those pivotal moments living in a shadow of her super famous parents…and despite hating tattoos as a general rule that ASS tattoo of a cowboy boot saying YEEHAW….

Anyway, she’s in a panty shoot, thong shoot, ass shoot….she’s a real BIG girl but she’s proportionate, so good for your AMAzON fantasies, climbing her like a tree and sit on her shoulder like her bad conscience, only to get her to smother you by sitting on your face…a pretty luxurious rich kid way to die..sing ME up.

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2021

24

Aug

Julianne Hough Nude Leggings of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild, because that’s how the world works….YOU GIVE THEM A TASTE OF EVIL and since they’ve been indoctrinated as a kid by their organized and potentially corrupt religion, that probably has a lot of evil participants, because they need to spread evil through the right channels, like the church…it’s Satanic shit…

But yeah, when you’re enslaved by a constrictive church and upbringing, craving that hollywood life, it’s pretty easy for the devil to move in and totally re-configure a bitch….which is what happened to Julianne Hough….it’s a sell your soul to the industry for narcissism, money, to feel like she’s important and like she matters…

As it turns out, none of that really matters, what matters is that the dancer still has a hot ass, even knowing Ryan Secrest has done blow or cummed inside that ass, doesn’t even make it look less appealing….but that’s potentially the single act that led her to selling her soul for this career….because you know this is likely a shell of who she was as a practicing Mormon….spreading SMUT and ass shaking to the kids…instead of selling more positive things….not that shaking ass isn’t a positive thing…spreading ass is better…it’s just that she’s failed but still thinks she’s won….all because she’s got paid, got followers, the easy things for the dumbest people who have no real depth….but DO HAVE ASS.

Here she is at what looks like an event being an attention seeking, over the top, theatre kid slut….it’s not her fault, she was raised in Mormonism and missed out on the things the normal kids had access to, so her being famous is probably overwhelming and confusing as she tries to make her way in the rich and elite world….

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2021

24

Aug

Sara Sampaio Side Boob of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Sara Sampaio’s side tits, besides her only fan, not that she’s on Only Fans, but may be if her fucking rich dudes thing doesn’t pan out for her…not that she’s not rich in her own right, but not private jet rich, which is where the sugar baby-ing, high end sugar babying comes into play, because rich guys want Victoria’s Secret models to feel alive…or like they matter…because being rich as shit isn’t enough….but funny enough, since being rich isn’t enough, all these rich dudes have rich dude fetishes, like Trannies, being shit on, the basic stuff…because they’ve had so much pussy, they need that extra mile…so Sara Sampaio probably does some shit for her rich guys…WE WILL NEVER KNOW…

But I figure if I don’t write about Sara Sampaio, despite no one reading this site, she just becomes an instagram model and I am just doing my part to keep the line drawn that just because you’re on instagram, doesn’t mean you didn’t fuck the casting dude Ed from Victoria’s Secret to get where you got…

The good news is that since all these people do the influencer thing, which is funny, since they used to just go to work and get paid and not have to deal with fans and social media like fucking losers begging for attention….she’s got some fitness content to motivate you to jerk off to someone trying to stay fit….

She’s also got weird fucking ELF THEMED shit you see on Reddit for the weirdos…because no fetish is too obscure for the mainstream model…anything for the nerd sci/fi / Fantasy nerds…

Ultimately, it’s all so boring…but she’s trying.

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2021

24

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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It’s safe to say that society is filled with a bunch of insecure fucks with no self confidence who just go along with what they are told because it is easier than either speaking up or figuring out their own opinion.

I like to think that people are finally waking out of their comas because they are seeing how fucking mental things are….as they have been following protocol of “Do This and Do That” out of fear mongering….

But I know that they don’t want us to know that the zombies are waking up as to not wake the other zombies who are still as committed to the cause they have always been…like some government henchmen….

So as people who can’t admit they’ve been duped are still hellbent on the lies they are being fed, I know that as time goes on, the plans that have been exposed bit by bit, will eventually make at least the smart ones start to crack….

Maybe journalists will remember their job requirement, which shouldn’t be “acting on behalf of the advertisers”….and maybe they’ll start going rogue and asking actual questions that matter, instead of viral clickbait moments…and maybe some of the personalities out there who get paid a ton of money will start saying “wait a minute”….unless of course there is too much dirt on them….but you get what I mean….

Because Tiny Tits have been marketed as a bad thing, even in this era of empowerment, to push breast implants on insecure girls, and dudes go along with it by saying “flatty flatty 2 x 4 can’t get through the bathroom door”….or whatever other propaganda they’ve pushed on tiny tits…without LOOKING at the whole package of a tiny tit girl to say…DAMN that’s a fucking tight, slim, hot body….#NOFATCHICKS…

So empower you local titty tit girl, I mean they probably don’t really need it and act empowered regardless, it’s a slutty era of prostitution, but you know just tell them you appreciate their tiny tits, to help kill the BIG PHARMA breast IMPLANT industry that is killing TINY TITS and the host bodies….

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2021

24

Aug

Wing Stop Firing and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Tits and her Shaved Head Playing with Dogs

People Signing Petition to Repeal the First Amendment because People are Fucking Idiots…

Helicopter Lands on a Semi

Car VS Motorcycle

The Most Inconvenient Bikes Ever

Activists Blocking Traffic

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2021

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up all you lazy fucking cucks out there. What have you learned from MEMES or TV Today…I am sure 99 percent of what you’ve got to say for yourself, it’s not your fault, you’ve been programmed…for your entire fucking life….and not all of us can really be aware of the evil corporations fucking with us on every level…because some people just buy into the lies. I don’t blame you. It’s marketing, behavioral science, manipulation that can capture even the smartest people…

It’s like when the pick-up culture shit happened a few years ago, maybe 15 years ago, and they’d use programming, negative hits, different tactics to get laid…the same tactics used to sell a used car…and the same tactics used on you to sell you toothpaste…you just didn’t realize it….but maybe your dick did if you were smart enough to figure out how simple minded people are and how easy it was to get laid if you knew basic human nature…

You’re just a victim of being human…and thanks to the end of religion in every town, very few people are forced to have morals or values needed to be decent people…so they can be won over by the evil powers out there…

My theory is that we are all on our own spiritual journey, you know being a human and knowing there’s something bigger than you out there, hard to see when lost in your narcissism, but ignorant to think you’re the center of life, the star of your own shitty movie…

We are all connected on a energetic level motherfuckers, so my advice is to look into your self, look into your own life and try to find your fucking instincts….your OWN instincts…they are somewhere there….you are an ANIMAL…you are a creature of the earth…start acting like it….

And remember anyone who acts as your spirit guide, is probably a narcissitic fuck using that for personal gain, or bought by the highest bidder and thus evil too….

So maybe just rely on yourself….what a fucking crazy concept….our species is more spectacular than you think, sure everyone is fucking horrible, society is horrible, they’ve made you hate yourself….but YOU are on this EARTH and there’s a lot impressive about that….when you get off the screens, away from the evil, and reconnect with your fucking self.

ALL I can do, as a not for profit piece of shit website is try to inspire you to FIND YOUR FUCKING SELF….you lost fucking monsters who are now fucking with everyone’s fucking freedoms by partnering up with the PEOPLE who hate you….and use you as a TAX farm….you slab of fucking meat who has LOST your connection to your spirit…

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