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2021

06

Aug

Nina Agdal Skinny Bikini of the Day

I have been pretty consistent on calling Nina Agdal a weirdo with a retard looking forehead….maybe it’s part of her Danish heritage, I don’t know if they are a retard looking people or not…but yeah, I’ve just consistently hated Nina Agdal, thought she gave off entitled cunt vibes, thanks to dating people like Leo DiCaprio, who I’ve been told is gay by multiple sources, so she likely didn’t get his CELEB AIDS, but I am sure there has been other celeb aids she’s been exposed to in being a Sports Illustrated Swim model, these girls think they are famous because of it….when really they’re not, but feed the ego and that’s what it grows up into…

I will say that despite thinking she was overrated, and eventually even fat and gross as she aged, she has spent the pandemic working out and it shows…and as it turns out, I like hot fit bodies more than I like hot faces….so keep up the fitness girl…it’s a great new approach to this being a slut thing….I mean she is fit…hard faced…but fit…as she rolls into her mid 30s.

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2021

06

Aug

Jojo Highcut Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know if Jojo is a midget with fat tits, but she looks like one in these pics…but I know plenty of dudes who like the short girls with the big sloppy tits…why discriminate against height…or midget limbs…maybe they’ll make your dick look bigger…

In this shoot where JOJO and her sloppy tits are in a one piece bathing suit, you’ll see a solid set of birthing hips that you know probably house are wide, flat, midget ass…but I could be wrong, I mean hormones in the food are a real thing and all these girls are getting these weird fucking bodies…

I don’t know why she felt the need to self produce bathing suit selfie pics, it’s all part of the distraction, the system of keeping you confused and horny, cuz girls in their bathing suits, despite what feminists and the “turn everyone gay” movement tell you….are still hot and perfect to sexualize…even when the vagina is being hidden by the thigh…

I don’t know why she’s hiding the cunt area, cuz I am not seeing the cunt area, I just know that it’s a crime to do when in a one piece that should by design be jacked up her cunt….anyway, I am sure you’d be eager to get these power thighs showing you how powerful they are….bouncing….but you probably don’t have anything to offer her…so just jerk off to her instead,

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2021

06

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt is a pretty solid pose, so solid that girls have a fucking name for it, so you know it’s in their artillery to use on the unsuspecting, chronic masturbating cuck, who for whatever reason feels guilty jerking off to free porn, but instead decides to pay girls for this shit….you fucking weirdos…

I have tipped cam girls…but I really consider that a totally different experience than buying nudes. When I watch cam girls do their thing, I feel like they’re entertaining me for free, and if they do something impressive, creative, that requires talent, or that is just hot…I’ll throw some tip money their way….

So I am not against paying sluts…

I’ve paid strippers for lap dances for myself, for others, I’ve had cheap blowjobs, I’m open to the concept…

But this internet nude shit on Onlyfans is just straight up scams, these bitches are mooching off the real sex workers for cash, to buy bullshit designer purses or whatever they blow their money on because MONEY is everything, integrity, intelligence and morals and values are meaningless….

I guess they’ve seen idiots on YOUTUBE buy multiple ferraris as they take their cut of Google ad money and figure they deserve it too..and I guess I’m not mad about it, since so many frog butts happen weekly, and they’re hot.

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2021

06

Aug

Ashley Benson Nude of the Day

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Ashley Benson’s been putting in work, not that you can really call it work, I mean it is hardly work, but she’s updating her social media accounts with pics of herself, while looking more fit and less fat, lazy and depressed than she was before eating Cara Delevingne’s pussy as a way for Cara to continue growing her social media presence, since Benson’s fucking famous thanks to having the right timing because instagram happened when her show was a big show.

Anyway, along with eating Cara’s ass and absorbing some of her skinny model gut flora, Benson’s also been working out, and I guess posing for slutty selfies for her feed to keep the views coming, since views equals money and that’s all these scumbags care about…

What I like about this pic, is her fat sloppy tit hanging off her thigh…it’s a side tit you’d expect from a fat chick in the bath, and maybe in ways that’s exactly what it is…a pick a fold and fuck, only in this case the fold is a tit.

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2021

06

Aug

Jenna Dewan Hard Nipples of the Day

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Here’s some Jena Dewan showing you why she does YOGA….which we’ll assume is for the slutty hard nipple spread leg in tight shorts you can see her mom pussy mound in….but she’ll pretend it is SAVASANA whatever the fuck that is…

The stripper who never was, at least not in the traditional sense, who managed to get mainstream money as a dancer, which I thought was a profession reserved for strippers, but I guess it all depends on who you are stripping for….she chose CHANNING TATUM…the lap dance that PAYS….probably to this day…unless I am confusing Jenna Dewan and that other bitch I confuse her with from 90210…same same.

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2021

06

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I was just watching some Milgram Experiment footage randomly. I’ve seen the movie with a Skarsgaard and Winona Ryder, but it was an actual experiment…

Like the experiment where they manipulate people to stand while waiting, because other people are standing, it proves how dumb people actually are….they are drawn to follow the group….

So Milgram recruited people to shock people they didn’t know were actors, if they got answers to their questions wrong. Over 66% of people were willing to administer a FATAL shock after being reassured they wouldn’t get arrested ALL because they were being told to do it by a guy who seemed to be an authority….important to note….since this was before the internet conditioned everyone to be those people….

The studies say that most people will go against their own beliefs, even if they know they are right, to conform with the masses…that’s pretty depressing to think about but we’ve seen it happen.

This is no different than marketing, selling product people don’t need, it’s all part of the same flaw in the human character…or experience…

Not to mention, they can get authorities to tell you what they want all by paying them off….or promising them power….

So when I remember that full back panties, which have always been cute and hot on girls who wore them, provided the girls were cute and hot, saw a 20 year dip in popularity all thanks to marketing, because people are idiots and go along with it…

Like WAXING your bush, they called these GRANNY Panties, to de-sexualize them, and to make girls think they weren’t hot, even though they were their panties and OBVIOUSLY hot.

Like everything, they’ve come full circle, so girls are finally embracing the full back panties and I can’t get enough of them…cuz I’m all thonged out.

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2021

06

Aug

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

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We live in an era that the Kardashians paved the way for, proving that everyone is a follower fuck who just jumps on any trend they come across, now more than ever, thanks to social media….

Before social media, you’d find different kinds of people into different things, you could find pockets of the world that was unphased by MTV…not everyone was a suburban mall shopping idiot, you know the mainstream kid we’d see on TV back in the 80s and 90s, but that most people outside of the suburbs weren’t influenced by….but throw in social media and there you go….everyone’s the fucking same clone…

I remember I was in a small hick town about 5 years ago, a town I had been to before, where the woman at the time were real fucking hicks with a thick Canadian accent, you know, sheltered fucks…..but 5 years ago….the girls were in leggings, and crop tops and were talking in up-talk, like the girls of the internet do…and it weirded me out…but realized…SOCIAL MEDIA DID THIS…

Anyway, the Kardashians have created these muppet women, who basically look trans, ruining natural beauty, but giving dudes on the fence the opportunity to live the sugar baby life…that’s why rappers are fucking tranny dudes…they look like their women…

So Rumer Willis, a daughter of a plastic surgery addict, Demi not Bruce has done some self improvement, because she’s not as ugly as she used to be…..so I’ve made fun of her in the past, before realizing I have a daughter of celebrity fetish….now I just think she’s good enough to fuck, you know to get access to her parents and celebrity life…and this bikini supports that…

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2021

06

Aug

Zoey Deutch Hard Nipples of the Day

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I saw these Zoey Deutch hard nipple selfie erotica designed for you to jerk off to Zoey Deutch, because clearly the women of the internet like the attention, or like being jerked off to and the whole thing is at the point of ridiculous….

If you have to break it down, Zoey Deutch has a famous mom and a famous dad, they are rich…so there’s no real need for her to have a career of her own, she could just chill…but acting isn’t really an actual career, not when you’re mom is famous, it’s just something to do that gets you paid…I get that…why not get the money when you can…you can never have enough money…in this money grubbing society that doesn’t realize money is going to be worthless….

So yeah, no need to work, but she works….craving for that attention, and she’ll use her nipples for that, because it will lead to more money down the line….

Good lessons to teach the kids…if you’re rich, or spoiled, or entitled….if you work and get paid well, you can still show off your hard nips cuz you like they way your tits look in the selfie…cuz everyone’s a fucking pervert….and so am I.

Ultimately, I don’t mind Zoey Deuthc, I saw her in a movie about Buffalo NY and she was good, but that’s not saying much, since acting, despite being overhyped to be a distraction for people, is not an impressive thing.

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2021

06

Aug

50 Cent Found This Amazing Pool Party of the Day

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Remember when Gilbert Grape’s mom was shocking to most people, people couldn’t believe a bitch was that fat, and now you can’t leave the house without seeing one….go to WALMART you’ll know…they LIVE amongst us….

So 50 cent posted this on social, it’s amazing and his caption was better, something like “Wtf is this pool party, I think they ate all the men”….

My theory is that they ate as much food as they could for the last 20 years of their life, so all it took was some fat girl fetishist to offer them free food…..so long as they do a little bikini congo line from obesity hell….

All the fried food, PIZZA, Burgers and cakes they can….an offer they couldn’t refuse…

Either way, it’s a solid energy for the weekend, take it in…

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2021

06

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets may not only be associated with prostitutes in Paris in the 1920s…but they are still associated with whores…it’s just that all girls are now whores….so whether they wear fishnets or not, and they usually do, doesn’t take away that fishnets are for whores..whore.

Fishnets are a symbol of how hypocritical the idiot new age feminists who don’t make sense, like so many people out there, because they just take the superficial talking points and don’t dig beneath the surface….so it’s feminist to sexualize yourself, it’s not feminist to call them whores, it’s feminist to sell your nudes, it’s not feminist to call them whores….like are we re-writing the dictionary based on convenience…

Not to mention, a fishnet used to trap fish, in and of itself objectifies women and calls their pussies smelly indirectly…isn’t that oppressive, misogynist, I mean…not if it cuts into profits in their whoring…

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