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2021

Aug

Jessie J See Through Panties of the Day

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You gotta wonder what goes through the mind of a mediocre popstar that I am sure you’ve never even heard of, because I’ve barely heard of her and I run a fucking website about this shit and have written 10s of thousands of useless blog posts maybe even 100,000 blog posts that no one reads about these useless idiots, so I would fucking know….

She was around, in leotards, 10 or more years ago and now she’s just old as shit…and whether Channing Tatum, who you know sucked dick to get famous, fucked her after his wife and him split up, doesn’t really impress me…that dude fucked dudes to get where he is, meaning he’d fuck whatever comes around….

Point being, you’d have to be in a pretty weird fucking place to post a series of content pieces in your bathroom, wearing sheer mom underwear while doing a dance, to put out to the world…

Really, this is the message, the inspo, the curated content she’s worked out for herself…wearing shapewear to suck her fucking gunt in….because she’s old…for instagram..

There’s a fucking homegrown disaster happening, and these idiots post shit like this that literally no one wants to see because she is Jessie J…and no one knows who she is….I don’t think Channing even knows who she is and he butt fucked her….that is how impressive she is…

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2021

Aug

Kaili Thorne Nude of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is part of the Thorne tribe of weirdos out of Florida, but she’s only Bella Thorne’s half sister, they share a father…so she’s not actually related to the creepy big titty only fans mom Tamara, so they probably fuck…you know they are perverts and it’s all part of the system of how you get ahead. Ask any 90s model or actress who they fucked to make their career, they’ll all have names…it wasn’t called MeToo it was calle fun back then…even if it was creepy or an abuse of power, which I won’t subscribe to, because dudes are motivated by pussy and only really get into places of power to fuck pussy, and guess what…the right pussy throws itself at it to get ahead…because it is human nature…

Point being, her dad died, her stepmother brought her to LA to be one of the children she sells to the industry, Bella ended up getting the celebrity, the other ones were just designed to mitigate risk or at last increase the probability they’d get ONE of the kids in the system…one would have to be cute enough to whet the appetite of the right casting agent….or producer…

Now she sells nudes…sounds about right…based on the way the world works, where the money is, and the kind of girls America is creating….and I’m good with it, her ass is round…but I’ve seen her dildoing herself and dyking out in her porno and it wasn’t anything I’d jerk off to…so she’s really not all that great…but she’s got the right last name to matter….and that’s what matters in this vapid and useless society.

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2021

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

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Like in life, Leann Rimes is struggling through her pandemic life by dancing on a boat in her bathing suit while the world implodes, because she’s rich and famous, and that’s her right….

Not that people shouldn’t be the trained, ignorant, idiot, accept what they are told, do what they are told, mindless morons that they’ve been trained to be….I mean that would be asking a lot out of these people to question what they are being told, because they are too busy scrolling through memes or producing bullshit content around themselves…hilarious…narcissistic idiots ruining their own lives without even knowing it, because that’d be a downer…

Anyway, Leann Rimes is a child star, who can do no wrong, even when she turned her back on her Christian fan base when she became a hollywood breast implanted home wrecker…after her career as the wholesome country girl…since the country folk don’t hold grudges, they are good people with good moral and values, and figure if someone was lured by the devil, they are worth forgiving if they comeback from that shit…and when in Hollywood I guess it’s hard to avoid the devil…and all his temptation…right…so these people still buy her music and go to her concerts at Indian casinos around america…

Point being, she’s doing bikini shit for her instagram, cuz she’s reduced herself to a whore, and whether you find her hot or not, she’s fit, not fat, which is good for an old bitch like her….even if it’s not that good.

Here’s a video:

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2021

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bikini of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the tank from Riverdale that they try to pretend is a believable BETTY from the Archie Comic universe, which in the event you didn’t jerk off the Archie Comics, Betty, like Veronica were worthy of jerking off to, provided you’re one of those hentai weirdos who jerks off to cartoons…

It was a casting on a shit show that progressively got worse and worse and worse…I’ve seen episodes here and there to remind me how bad it is, to OUTRAGE me because I think it is important to be outraged about the right things, rather than just blindly accept the lies being spewed on them….because it’s easier to be a passive fuck….

Anyway, she posted a bikini selfie she probably was told to post because it’s summer and bitch needs views and attention because the show just came back on air after a hiatus…you know get those viewers in…

She likely starved herself, took laxatives, water pills, all THE TRICKS….and still had to do the FAT GIRL ON A DATING APP POSE WITH HER ARM IN FRONT OF HER GUNT…because she’s fat…

It’s a bait and switch, I guess they call CAT FISHING, and no matter the angle, the filter, the pose, I know a BIG girl when I see a BIG girl…so here sheis with her tits that are less impressive when you realize how huge her ass probably is…

But she’s on a hit show, so who cares what I think, she’s getting paid…but not spending it on personal trainers or dieticians…CLEARLY….this is the visual representation of SLOPPY.

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2021

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits Tuesday is a glorious day because it’s a great reminder that small tits are tits too..

In a world where everyone is a soulless fuck who clearly hate themselves, so they do things that they think will improve their shitty lives, even if their lives aren’t as shitty as your life, or my life, but there are levels to hating yourself and if you ever walk next to a homeless guy making fecal art under an overpass, with that big smile on his face, he may not have material things, but motherfucker is free..

Point being, these types of people who chase the instagram dream the Kardashians have distracted everyone with over the last 10 years or so are empty, uninteresting, shells of humans…and some think that they aren’t pulling the big money from brands, so they have to do only fans, and thus TITS are the only answer…without realize they STILL have tits, you don’t need to look like a muppet to get jerked off to…getting jerked off to is a personality thing….you know sexual appeal is as much personality as it is tits…NOT to mention fake tits are always hit or miss…SO IF you or someone you know is contemplating a set of tits….let them know the facts that their tiny tits are good enough to cum on….you don’t need medical procedures to FIT IN….

YOU DO NOT NEED MEDICAL PROCEDURES TO MATTER.

YOU DO NOT NEED MEDICAL PROCEDURES TO BE PART OF SOCIETY.

YOU ARE PERFECTLY FINE AND THOSE TINY TITS ARE HEALTHY.

IF IT AIN’T BROKE – DON’T FIX IT….I think I just quoted Chet Hanks…unfortunately.

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2021

Aug

Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day

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I know very little about Nicola Peltz, besides that she’s some billionaire heiress thanks to her rich as shit Wall Street private Equity father, who is likely an evil person, because all these people are money grubbing psychopaths, but at least they’ve made all the money in the fucking world that they need to live their luxurious and vapid lives, leaving money for their bratty children who have been raised in this shit….

Nelson Peltz (born June 24, 1942) is an American billionaire businessman and investor. He is a founding partner, together with Peter W. May and Edward P. Garden, of Trian Fund Management, an alternative investment management fund based in New York. He is non-executive chairman of Wendy’s Company, and a director of Legg Mason, Procter & Gamble, Sysco, and The Madison Square Garden Company. He is a former director of H.J. Heinz Company, Mondel?z International and Ingersoll Rand and a former CEO of Triangle Industries

She’s hot, thanks to these rich as fuck dudes hiring prostitutes to play their wives, in exchange for their good lives, where they chair some charity or Foundation in NYC to be the trophy wife with purpose…even though her main task is doing what she is told and being available when her rich financier needs her to fuck….

She was cast in TRANSFORMERS to replace Megan Fox who got too cocky in her fame, offended the people who hired her, and never got hired again….we forgot that bitch existed before her divorce and relationship with that tall pornstar fucker Machine Gun Kelly, where at 40, she’s pretending to still be 25, in efforts to work her way back into work…

I just WIKIPEDIA-ed Nicola Peltz who’s dad clearly paid for her career, keep her busy, let her learn a sense of responsibility even though she’s set for life, and it turns out she was also in the series BATES MOTEL…

You can’t hate a bitch for being born rich, I actually NEVER envied rich people, or felt it was UNFAIR that I’m basically homeless, I am sure if I wanted to, I could get rich too, we all could….so I look at the celebrity offspring as interesting specimens, less that useless humans, especially when they look like Nicola Peltz, who clearly has many fucking purposes…

She’s currently engaged to Brooklyn Beckham, another rich kid, and she’s in a bikini top with her tits out…

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2021

Aug

Rumer Willis Hard Nipple of the Day

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Rumer Willis is channeling her inner trangender by taking her masculine features and running with them like she’s a sugar baby or a hot instagram influencer because with fitness, with face injections, make-up, or these high quality filters…any bitch can be passable hot, even if that bitch has a dick….long gone are the days of “I fucked a pre op trans” meaning you fucked a dude with a pony tail and lipstick…

The funniest thing about the trans thing is that it’s so fucking trendy now. This is the GOTHS or the ALTs of the past, possibly triggered by the hormones with the food…so I’d argue that Trans aren’t real, they are narcissistics who want you to listen to them, who want to have an angle, who want to put on a self involved show about themselves and who fight anyone who doesn’t agree with them.

No one fucking cares tranny, live your life how you want, but to think they are interesting, unique or special….all while trying to make you change your belief system to accommodate then and their insanity….

Only to be substantially worse, a lot of these trans are fat dudes in a pink wig and a cheap dress from Walmart or some barely trendy low rent shop…there’s been those weirdos forever….like the one who got arrested for raping his mom….sick fuck….

At least invest in your women’s clothing tranny…dressing like a cheap meth hooker in the trailer park looking for dick to suck for more meth doesn’t cut it….you fake woman faking it…

Yes, Rumer Willis inspires my shitty influencer tranny trying to get noticed rage…because they are fucking phoney.

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2021

Aug

Jewel in a Bra of the Day

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You can save my soul….

In ridiculous youtube vortex stories, a few weeks ago I got into watching old late night TV shows to compare and contrast what’s going on today…

I don’t watch the nightly talk shows, but I know I’ve been a critic of Jimmy Fallon since the day he started because he was doing the show for viral clips, and those viral clips was schoolyard games that you’d have in elementary school activity day, which is about the level of intelligence the average viewer and really the average american has…it’s the reason the politicians talk to us like we are children…

So Fallon always sucked, then I’ve seen Colbert weirdness over the years where he’s siding with the people who cut him the multi-million dollar a week check he gets….then there’s Kimmel who I saw make fun of Mike Lindell to his face to make him look like a fool to his audience, despite Mike Lindell being the Vince from Slabchop we all need, he went so far as to have a Mike Lindell impersonator stand behind the real Mike Lindell to do a retard parody of Lindell…and I thought to myself “these people must be smarter and more talented than this, what fucking sell outs”….

2 minutes ago I googled “Tight pants” to see what the top tight pants story was…since I write Tight Pants Tuesday weekly for the last 47 weeks….and this is what I found….shocking….manipulation…brainwashing…

So I wanted old Late Night to see if America was always treated like idiots, I would watch Charlie Rose and Conan and Letterman…and Craig Kilbourn before there was internet….

Anyway, one of the old clips, which you can google or youtbe was Jewell pushing her dance album to Craig Kilbourn with her tits out…and I thought…Damn…Jewell is a good fucking pop bitch who sold her soul to the industry with her tits…the way people used to launch careers…through fucking…and she was pretty fucking hot….

From Alaskan singer songwriter, living in her car for an afternoon in LA before finding some rich dude to fuck into fame….

Well, she’s still around…and she’s still got tits, and I regret not jerking off to her more back in the day, because her archive is worth jerking off to..

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2021

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I know that it’s annoying when I get on the COVID kick, I just had someone hang up on me for ranting at them about all this shit, I mean she was from the internet company trying to collect her bill, I don’t think she really wanted to hear my….

Why would you trust big pharma?
Why would you blindly trust the government?
Why would you be scared of COVID since the deaths aren’t that bad for people under the age of 70….
If you look at the numbers, the deaths are really not that scary or impressive, not Hollywood level of fear mongering I need… especially since they are wrongfully tracking COVID deaths, and the testing doesn’t even work….

This is the rich versus the poor….

Needless to say, my internet may be cut off, but I use my neighbors anyway…so who fucking cares….I’m not going anywhere..because these people would rather pretend everything is normal and spend their days taking pics of themselves in tight pants for likes and follows….and subscribrs…you know practice for your cell they’ll put you in like a whore…because everyone’s a mindless pervert which is why we’re in this mess….

Imagine a society of smart people, what a concept….will never happen.