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2024

08

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Mirror Selfie of the Day

If you’re too lazy to go onto the instagram app and check in on all your favorite celebrities to see what they post in realtime, because you prefer to see it days after it’s been posted, then you’ve come to the right fucking place.

Big titty Sydney Sweeney who is one of those big set of tits on a small frame that I appreciate so much, knowing that her body will likely catch up to the tits at some point in time, usually after 30, unless she decides to continue starving herself and working out hard, which she probably will, since her career depends on it. I mean, without the tits, where would she really be?

That’s not to say she’s not some talented actress or some genius business woman running her own production company that allows her to afford 20 million dollar houses in the Florida Keys, it’s just to say that no one knows whether she’s a talented actress or not, since they are only watching for the tits.

So without the tits, she probably wouldn’t exist, maybe she’d be working in the industry as some assistant who sucks dick to get higher up the food chain, or maybe she’d be doing low level porn since she’s open to softcore porn even at her level of mainstream celebrity, but it wouldn’t hit the same.

Anyway, she has a brand deal with fashion designer house MIU MIU and she comes out of the woodwork to post her MIU MIU content for money that helps pay for the house….

This month’s deliverable was in the form of a slutty mirror selfie, which one could call lazy production quality, it’s like here’s 6 selfies of my tits, but the mirror selfie is the foundation of nudes and nudes are the foundation of life, or at least OnlyFans….so she’s giving us a level of self produced titty smut as a high level fashion concept or social commentary because she’s famous and her selfies aren’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather ART….

Anyway, the tits are out and that’s the point….so lucky for you, you get your days old celebrity mirror selfie content they posted on social media for the world to see, not something they sent me exclusively and that’s like some sloppy second selfie hotness that’s already been run-through, so let’s relive it again…

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2024

08

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I was too hungover and really too disinterested in turning on the computer on Friday because this is thankless work, but more importantly it doesn’t make me any fucking money and I do it when I have nothing better to do out of habit, psychosis, mental health management…I don’t fucking know, journaling is pretty fucking gay and the fact that I do this is equally gay…in the early days of blogging any dude I’d explain the site to would be like “you post pics of celebs and talk about their tits, I mean that’s pretty gay”….just look at the tits man…LOOK AT THE TITS MAN….you don’t have to make a whole fucking performance piece out of it…

It’s as gay as slam poetry, as gay as experimental dance and the funny thing is, it probably pays a lot worse than both those awful things….

So yeah, fuck updating the site on Fridays in the summer, let’s FRIDAY casual this shit, and post the MOST important post on FRIDAY on Monday when the 5 of you have had 3 days off from me…because ON/OFF FLASHERS are a highlight of the week post, all these girls in clothes then naked….fucking awesome to see them naked, or to SEE how the clothes LIE to us, even though all these girls photoshop themselves and it’s all fucking lies….like when a hooker who won’t kiss you on the mouth tells you that she loves your big dick, or a stripper grabs your cock as the song wraps up so they rook you in for the next one…LIES we can live with..

Here are those flashers….

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2024

08

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday on a Monday of the Day

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I will never forgive myself for not posting the TITTY DROPS on Thursday because it was Independence day and I was spending my day watching titties independently jiggle from the same set of tits, just each having a titty mind of its own because I am a pretty low level degenerate pervert with pretty low expectations and looking at tits jiggle independent of themselves because they are bother their own person even on the same host body….is as pathetic as it is fun!

So here are some digital tit to celebrate the jiggle of tits that I was celebrating at least at a level back when I was supposed to post these…

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2024

08

Jul

Heather Graham’s Red White and Blue Bikini of the Day

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I forgot to hit publish on this post last week….alcoholism on a national holiday – fuck yeah.

Heather Graham’s squeezed her old lady body into a red and white bikini for America, at least that’s what I’ve decided it is for, because this is my website and I get to make those kinds of calls and push whatever fake news I want, creating the scandalous rumors like that Graham’s in a red and white bikini for July 4th, when she’s probably NOT even in America since all these rich people run off to Europe with their tits that shouldn’t even be in bikini tops, since it’s Europe..

I prefer pushing rumors that she’s trans, or that she fucks trannies, or that she likes to stick things up her ass at castings….but instead I go soft.

Soft like her body, her old flat ass…and big famous tits we loved in 1999…and despite menopause…still look good to me.

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2024

08

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Foot for the Feet freaks of the day

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Irina Shayk was at one time one of the hottest models to hit the Swimsuit model scene.

She definitely the hottest model from a small Russian town who figured out how to escape that small town for the better life, leaving her family and friends behind, only to walk her way through the mountains to escape communism.

I mean that or she got on a plane since it wasn’t communist anymore and she could move freely into other countries because it was before Russians were banned from other countries.

The point is that she was a hot chick who managed to land one of the biggest soccer players in the history of the world and play his girlfriend for a while, just long enough to get booked at Sports Illustrated, where her real life began.

She’s old now, a mom to Brad Cooper’s baby now, but she’s had a good decade of being a NYC model influencer babe before the full on rot…

She posted a pic of her feet, which is the new “are you a tit man or an ass man”….because “naw man, I’m a foot guy”…

I’ve always known of foot fetishes, but didn’t realize how insanely obsessed with feet the foot fetishist is. There are companies built off foot fetishists and the buying of feet pic from instagram is what desensitized girls to sell nudes on OnlyFans….it all started with the feet….

So here are her feet, or a foot, and I don’t get why that’d be hot to anyone, but I’m not a weirdo foot person, but so many of you are so maybe the foot content will save this enterprise, like when Penthouse went hardcore, or Playboy started using the gutter chicks who had Playboy Bunny tattoos at the local strip club!

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2024

08

Jul

Alexis Sheree is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her post-nouns our SHE/REE…

I may not know anything about this model named Alexis Sheree, which sounds like some kind of cheer that retards would make at a birthday party full of other retards, just shrieking in excitement SHEREEE!!!!

But I do know that SHEREE posts pics in her swimsuits, so she’s one of those kinds of models, that bring us the beach to our phones because we’ve failed at life and they’ve one because they have SHEREE body parts like tits and a vagina squeezed into a bikini….

That’s all we really need to know.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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One could argue that motherhood is the primary purpose a woman exists, you know they have a uterus and a period to remind them of their primary purpose every single month, even if a collective have tried to say that their primary purpose isn’t to make babies, that’s just social conditioning by the man who wants the tax dollars, the misery and the destruction of the family unit…

So women should be out there doing their women’s work and women’s purpose of getting naked on the internet….only after they do their original purpose of breeding…because there’s still a market for the nude content even after all their other chores are done.

These are some moms you could argue have gone off course but I argue have taken the right course of action, even if getting naked on the internet is trashy and counterproductive to the whole raising of the child in a healthy environment…the world needs the nudes.

These women are moms and they are naked…they call themselves MILFs and I figure they’re MILF enough to celebrate.

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2024

08

Jul

Kylie Jenner for the American Dream of the Day

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It was the fourth of July, so here’s some Kylie Jenner living the American Dream. Showing you all that you can be anything you want to be and that nothing is stopping you from becoming a billionaire because this is America, the land of the fucking free where anything is possible….even if you’re an ugly troll.

You just have to strategically get yourself some stupid tits and a fake ass and stripper face…but anything is possible in America….especially when you’re an entitled rich kid with a psychotic mother who capitalized on every opportunity they internet brought her, coordinating the release of her own daughter’s sex tape when they were already rich, in order to secure a hit reality TV show that would make the whole tribe famous and rich, only to hop on social media early on to help maximize this shit with a team of experts in the field….which managed to continue being profitable for over a decade….

Living the American Dream of money and fame she’s managed to secure for herself and you can do it to too if you’re the right kind of whore….or raised by the right kind of whore….with the tits that make you feel like the right kind of whore…

Here’s some artsy lifestyle video probably promoting something other than soft focus hides the scars from the procedures.

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2024

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney Puts Her Nipple on The Gram!
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26 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Celeb famous Castle Lair home asking $15m
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Choking kid gets saved by the basketball coach
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Scorching Hot! Alexis Ren Poses in Tiny Bikini for Beyond the Pines Magazine
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Collection of funny pictures
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Lily-Rose Depp Leggy in Tiny Denim Shorts!
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Incredibly funny gags and pranks for the laughs
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The famous behinds of Neiva Mara… in another hot video!
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20+ Hot And Sexy Casey Jenner Photos
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How to watch Godzilla x Kong at home? OTT release, platforms, and more
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6 Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Phrases You’re Probably Using (But Shouldn’t Be)
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Ryan Garcia Has a New TikTok Girlfriend!
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Passenger distracts the driver and causes a crash
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Halsey is Channeling Her Inner Britney Spears!
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Truly amazing instances of animal rescues caught on camera
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Dad has a crazy reaction upon learning he’ll be a father to triplets
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Joy Corrigan: Sexy Abs On Full Display in Sheer Bra Top After Beverly Hills Workout
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13 Toxic Siblings Who Did The Unimaginable To Their Brothers And Sisters
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Scary moment when a giraffe grabs a toddler at a wildlife park
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ANYA TAYLOR-JOY IN A WET T-SHIRT AT THE GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL
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Buck stuck in mud gets rescued by good people
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Willow Smith Cleavage in Interview Magazine!
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Taylor Swift’s Upskirt on Tour!
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MrBeast builds 100 houses and gives them away
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What disease does Christina Applegate have? Actress wants to “do shots with Cher” as one of her life goals
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Kim Kardashian – Some type of shopped to hell B&W Photoshoot
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Keke Palmer – 2024 BET Awards in Los Angeles
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Up Close with Busty Lauren Phillips Masturbating!
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Alexsis Faye Shake It Up Baby Scoreland
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Stella Hudgens Bares All: Nude Shower Spectacle Revealing Fantastic Assets!
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NUDE AMATEUR FLESH: MAYALIS
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Daddy’s Little Psychopath
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Reneé Rapp Pantyhose Upskirt!
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Busty AF Riding (GIF)
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MOTHER’S INTUITION
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JOI Boob Tease Hailey Rose & Roxie Sinner
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Nikki Yann On The BBQ Zishy
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Catherine Bell nude and leaked
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Julia Rose Nude
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1 Girl, 4 Boyfriends
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Mirror Selfie
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Horny young babe enjoys getting her pussy stretched
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‘Beach Bunny’ with Dulce Viera via Superbe Models
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Curvy Blonde Barbie Beach in Her Porn Debut!
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StepBrother Got Opportunity in hospital
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Naughty 4th of July
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Veronica Zemanova Oil Chair Remastered
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Boundaries Explored: Navigating Consent and Safety in Heavy Fetish
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Nikki Sims Red Bikini
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2024

06

Jul

Shauna Sexton is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Shauna Sexton