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2021

09

Jul

Rita Ora Tight Leggings of the Day

Rita Ora must be pretty old by now….it seems like she’s been a celebrity with no real reason besides having been signed by a label, before being bought out of her contract because Rihanna was like “Fuck that noise, you’re not bringing some Rob Kardashian fucking groupie onto the same record label as me”….and knowing Rihanna was relevant, is still relevant, prints hits, they said, pay this Rita bitch off…and they did…

With work visa in hand, access thanks to starting the celeb thing and lots of money allowed her to go to every invite only party, get that paparazzi coverage, all while never making any music….so a pop star, who never was a pop star, but is treated like a pop star….weird…

Here she is in slutty middle aged mom in active-wear that you can probably see at your local Amazon.com Whole Foods….this is the future…sluts of all ages in provocative clothing amongst us….this is their SUNDAY bests…since they are all godless pervert heathen money grubbing freaks…

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2021

09

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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FISHNETS ARE A CONSTRUCT OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!

They send not so SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to women trying to be sexy, that they are actually ENTRAPPED by the patriarchy…..

Even their UNDERWEAR or FANCY lingerie they use in their SEX work…or to be SEXY to the men they love have generational sexism ingrained in every mesh quadrant….

The fishnet, a seemingly innocent lingerie or hosiery…is really a product of a system of social structures and practices, in which men govern, oppress and exploit women…

Even the name “FISHNET”….means they were inspired by a TOOL or device used in the HUNTING of innocent FISH….which makes the fishnet even worse, because of all the years those evil MEN have referred to a pussy as fishy….or seafood… it’s just layers and layers of systemic sexism ENGRAINED in a product you can buy for under 10 dollars at all major drug stores and grocers.

Why didn’t they name them “Bear Trap”….or “Hunting Rifle”…it’d still have the same oppressive and predator vibe, without the negative connotation for pussy…..maybe it is because they look like FISHING NET….those CLEAVER misogynists…

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2021

09

Jul

Elsie Hewitt Big Tits of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt’s hot a big set of tits on a relatively not so big frame, which is a recipe for success on social media…

She has 1,000,000 followerrs and aI don’t think she’s gone the OnlyFans exclusive content porn route that they pretend are for the “fans” but that are actually for the loser fans who don’t know they are being swindled, manipulated and lied to….

I think she’s done Playboy, which is a good thing when you have tits like that, I mean she’s using them for attention and money, she might as well maximize before she’s too fucking old….

I am not a fan of hers because she went after Ryan Philippe for being an abuser in a #metoo, because I hate when people go public on social media against people, in efforts to ruin their fucking lives, it’s just a cunty thing to do…even if the domestic complaint is legit…keep it to your damn self..

Plus I am also aware that these girls target or take advantage of these rich dudes like Ryan Philippe for either money, clout, etc…it’s LA, a competitive place, you need to attach to any ladder wrung you can…and old actors who don’t know how social media work don’t realize that these girls are dangerous…nothing more dangerous than a girl who thinks she’s more than just a set of tits cuz of instagram follower count because they think they are more important than they are…this is not the finding some dumb hot chick at a diner to fuck…it’s way more strategic and menacing than that.

So whether Philippe beat her like she claims, or whether she got a payout now that his ex wife is rumored to be a billionaire for selling her Production company, so he can afford to throw money at a problem slut to make it go away, or not..keep it to your damn self….leveraging canceling someone to elevate yourself is trash…but I guess when you’re using your tits to get money…trash is kinda your thing….but in Elsie’s case, the tits are big enough to be a marketable talent in and of itself…so we’re glad she brings the tits…even if she’s a throw a motherfucker under the bus kind of bitch.

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2021

09

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Bikini Mormon Gone Wild of the Day

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When I used to go onto social media a few years ago, my favorite memes were the Mormon memes….because Mormoms are interesting, especially when the defect and go wild, like Julianne Hough, because anyone raised in any fundamental environment, whether it’s a religious sect, or some other “oppressive” environment because when they break free they go nuts, like Julianne Hough did when she made her way to Hollywood with her brother people assume she fucked, before ending up with Ryan Seacrest, America’s Sweetheart, who I’ve since learned is a sexual deviant from girls who have signed NDA with him, but didn’t respect the NDAs because a perverted Ryan Secrest is way too good to keep to yourself…

This Mormon, along with her dancing, potential incest, relationships with sexual perverts….is also into showing off her dancing body, I mean dancing may be dumb and embarrassing as fuck, but it’s a sign of a good fuck, it’s sex training really, so getting half naked in bikinis made out of wifebeater material, all white and see through when wet….but I guess she’s too wholesome, or too aware that she can’t be OVERLY slutty…because she may lose her America’s Sweetheart status and get thrown into just another one of these exhibitionist celebrities rewarded and confusing the kids who follow them into being slutty too…TITS GET HITS…so show em…

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2021

09

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are back, not that they really went anywhere, any married dudes or dudes in relationships are well aware that even at the peak of the THONG’s success and popularity even with women who would complain about the THONG being abusive to their assholes and pussies….but wouldn’t caught dead in a pair of granny panties…not even on their period…just fucking two tampons in and hoping for not Toxic Shock Syndrome amputations….those in relationships or married were still forced to deal with the granny panty…oftentimes stained and disgusting ones that were never thrown out like they should have been because they were the last of the comfortable underwear owned and the idea of buying new Hanes Cotton bikini briefs was a fate worse than death….because women are idiots and don’t realize men don’t care, we just want the panties off..

So….now they are reclaiming the granny panty, it’s a fullback panty now…and they are empowered by embracing the sex appeal a granny panty can have because…you guessed it…they are panties…

It’s another one of these idiotic empowered things that never needed to be empowered….like breast feeding…the idea that breast feeding is cancelled when I’ve seen it consistently happen in countless public places…and encourage it…only for NO ONE to ever ask a bitch to put her tit away…but for some reason on TWITTER it’s a campaign….cuz people are bored….and feel their own shame or embarrassment but instead of saying “I’m shy to pull a tit out” or “I love the comfort of a granny panty, but people will make fun of me for it”….they make it a crisis…a bullshit fucking crisis…

Just stick to showing your panties….sluts..

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2021

09

Jul

Izabel Goulart Twerk of the Day

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I have been noticing that when girls get caught on camera in social media posts, usually of their friends, they go into a twerk….

It’s like the twerk is so mainstream, it’s become the modern wave, maybe the covid friendly handshake….for whatever reason, every girl wants to throw her ass into a twerk…even old bitches like Goulart…

She’s the Victoria’s Secret angel from a time when they used hot bitches to sell panties and called them angels….SO SEXIST….it’s the PATRIARCHY….who financed Epstein, what the fuck do you expect from them….

She’s from Brazil and thus may have been born a man…you know before trannies were a thing in North America, the North American tranny lovers and tranny porn producers were heading to Brazil…I guess they got the hormones in their water first due to some UN program to emasculate the American male…a PILOT program….

She’s spent the last 5 or 6 years on instagram being fit as fuck, basically working out all day and having an amazing fit model body because of it, and even into her mid to late 30s, she’s still go that hotness about her….is it plastic surgery, who fucking cares, I’m looking at her topless twerk with a body hotter than most 25 year olds, which isn’t saying much, they’re a lazy breed of pig who realize men will fuck anything so they don’t try…

Here she is with a sign that says MARTINEZ (my last name)….not my sign, but you know something to jerk off to, like I’ve branded it…even when I haven’t…unless she’s trying to send me subliminal messages…which I am sure she is..they all are….I’m not schizo or anything….right…

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Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2021

09

Jul

Jojo’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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I like to thank Jojo disappeared for the last 16 years because she was busy trying to get her bra on….

Her tits are almost that big, and not necessarily HOT tits, with all big tits comes the risk of being sloppy as fuck, but to some, big tits alone are hot tits…

The real question is where she was hiding her tits all these years…because I only figured out she had tits when she decided to flash them on her instagram live, before becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna, where it was basically all tits, and since then she’s been nothing but tit…the built in marketing strategy all tits need.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2021

09

Jul

Rowan Blanchard On The Pole of the Day

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Here’s some exclusive footage from the Disney/ABC casting couch….or maybe it’s of Rowan Blanchard showing everyone how she got her first major role on the Boy Meets World spin off….you know stripper shit…

Unfortunately, life’s not that scandalous, and if it was, we’d never be privy to that information, so this is probably just a young person finding her way in the world of sluts, by figuring out what sex worker moves of yesteryear will help further her mainstream career..

When I first got into the internet business, not that this is an actual business, more a bad habit, I was told “porn paves the way for mainstream, it fuels the internet”…so all technological advances from payment processing, to video streaming, to posting pics of you getting double dicked by your dad and step brother, all stems from porn…..

We are now in a place where even the mainstream poptarts are their own version of porn….and they miss the mark often….but a Disney hipster trying to be edgie on a pole in a thong…is better than the lame ass content we used to be given to promote LOHAN…

EVOLUTION for the REVOLUTION!

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Posted in:Rowan Blanchard

2021

09

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts are the knee under ass pose all these girls are doing in the pictures below, and I guess in the pictures I’ve posted week after week when deciding to promote the frog butt as a concept, I don’t know what sucked me in, but I know week after week I have nothing to say about girls in their underwear sitting on their asses to give some sort of ideal angle to get jerked off to…

It’s just such a basic concept, which is probably why all these girls partake, I mean the idea of being an individual and coming up with your own pose is so scary in these “EVERYONE IS THE FUCKING SAME” times….

I am not against girls being sluts in slutty poses for attention, no matter how incessant and consistent it becomes…

There’s no shortage of tits on the internet, or ass…everyone’s doing it…it’s crazy..