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2021

12

Aug

Christina Ricci Geriatric Pregnancy Announcement of the Day

I am about 10 years older that Christina Ricci, so I wasn’t one of those 40 years old who grew up to her being the hottest child star of the generation, in Mermaids, Capser, The Addams Family…..a bunch of shit….

I was there for her early adult roles…Buffalo ’66, Opposite of Sex, pecker the mid to late 90s indy queen….with huge fucking titties…

This was before she had her typical child star collapse, where she got prison tats, became a bad girl in protest, probably due to the trauma from being a super famous child star, they destroy these kids because they don’t care about these kids, they just terrorize them and exploit them on all fucking levels….

She ended up becoming anorexic, cutting off the tits, starring in Ally McBeal and who gives a fuck, this is her pregnant selfie…

She got divorced during COVID back in July of last year because her husband apparently beat her, he was a Dolly Grip she met on set, which is basically code for “Lottery Winner”…the most unimpressive job in Hollywood and dudes knocking up a living legend…then beating her probbaly because she was already pregnant back then…because she’s already pregnant enough for the slutty pregnancy in her underwear announcement…thanks to new cock, not your cock….but that doesn’t matter.

She’s 41, it’s a little gross, but at the same time, I’ll take a fertile 41 year old over a dried up menopausal 41 year old ALWAYS.

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2021

12

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I got drunk and slept in, so it’s mid afternoon and I am here planning on writing 10 or more posts for 10 or less people, because no one cares what I have to say, and I may make 10 or less dollars doing it….it’s a pretty depressing existence, but it’s what I do….not to mention, America is based on this money grubbing society of consumerism, and I just find people only validating what they do from financial gain pretty shit…sure, making money may be nice, being rich could be great right now since COVID doesn’t affect the rich and you can get a nice private island to live on while society collapses with all the luxurious amenities, you know like living on a private resort….but there’s more to life than money….more fulfilling things than money…for some it is family, others the church, for some free internet porn….and for me…it’s finding titty drops of random strangers to repost for you….like some sort of arbitrator of titty drops….that doesn’t need to exist because you can go out there and find them on their own….but it’s my calling….

I don’t do it better than others, I am not funnier or more talented, and I am paid accordingly…but I feel satisfied from TITTY drops and TITTY drops alone…

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2021

12

Aug

Some BikinI Girl Fails and Other Videos of the Day

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Pigeons VS Man with Food

No Bra Wet Shirt and Legging by Youtube’s No Bra Lady

Why Do Students Love Kamala Harris

Lumberjack Master of the Universe

Karen VS an “Anti-ICE” Idiot

Parking Break Fail

Joker Laugh Flip Book

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2021

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a lot of bullshit going on, it is coming at us from all angles, and not in a good way, like some girl from the internet cumming at us from all angles with her squirt, which I subscribe to “it’s pee” philosophy, but more coming at us from all angles to break down our critical thought process and make us shells of humans who just do what we are told without asking questions so that when someone offers us stats we can say “That’s your truth”….or “those are your numbers”….or “that’s your data”….BITCH…there is only one truth, the absolute truth and this “your truth” shit is just more propaganda…

The point is that they are pushing vaccine passports here, to pressure the unvaccinated, meanwhile there are 8 million people here and under 100 people are in the hospital….but three weeks ago a friend went to visit his granny at the Old Folks home and they told him that it’s the fourth wave and that since he’s not vaccinated, he’ll have to do PCR tests to get in, while the vaccinated don’t….ok…discrimination…since vaccinated people can catch and spread the virus…but OK….

Well, they opened the border to vaccinated people earlier this week and yesterday I saw someone from Vermont galavanting around because he’s vaccinated, and some other loser who lives in the UK but who has family on the block flew in to galavant around unvaccinated, yet the unvaccinated have to quarantine for 14 days….despite the vaccinated being able to catch and spread the “virus”….

More importantly, the PCR tests they use to fear monger, were recalled by the FDA for not being able to distinguish from the FLU, but they’ll use those numbers to justify all this injecting yourself with experimental medication…

No one wants to believe their government is HURTING them, but the TRUTH…is telling a totally different story….

Not to mention, if they care about our health, why aren’t they mandating VITAMIN D, instead of paying people to sit at home doing nothing….it’s fucking crazy…

OPEN YOUR EYES….they do studies, publish papers, publicly talk about this shit, it may not be on the news, but it’s real….so choose the right side…..

SQUIRT IS PEE…but I’ll still make popsicles out of them with my made in China popsicle mould from Amazon….SEND IT YOUR SQUIRT LADIES let’s start this commune right.

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2021

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if it is the algorithm, I’m on the Alex Jonesing re-targeting, you know I did mention something today and see the ads for it on Facebook 4 minutes later…always a nice reminder of “YOU ARE NOT ALONE”….and not in a staged ALIEN invasion to unite humanity under one world government kinds of way….or in a COVID we are in this together marketing campaign to make people buy into this bullshit…..but in a YOUR COMPUTER AND PHONE IS LISTENING TO YOU….and it’s not schizophrenic…it’s just to convert ads in the best wya possible so billionaires can make more billions…duh…you know running a platform you use all day isn’t free…gotta keep the lights on and buy private islands in Hawaii….

Speaking of Covid, I knew one person who died of “Covid”….I knew a handful of people who had “covid”….but only one person that died of it…and he was 98 years old…so it really wasn’t a scary thing…but if you look at the news, at least here, with Vaccine passports and shit, you’d think we’d be living in some dystopian hell…oh right, we are….

But even with the vaccines out, more and more lockdowns and mandates for a virus that their testing has been recalled by the FDA for not working, because it doesn’t know how to differentiate from the flu, yet they’re still using that for their official numbers…WEIRD….

Now, I am hearing more and more random heart attacks happening…I am not saying they are related…but I will say that China is winning…They own your media, your corporations, your supply chains, your big tech even….they own your land, your farms, oh buddy…key players in the government…hollywood oh are you all fucked…and I guess I am too since same shit is happening here…and thanks to TikTok they have a dossier on your pervert ass they’ll use against you when they need to….

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE…I always thought I’d experience the fall of society, since it’s part of the simulation, and I’d have visions of it as a kid….and I always thought I’d survive the apocalypse so kick back and watch people eat each other….while hoping it’s just the algorithm….messing with my head…but it’s likely the end of civilization as we know it…ENJOY….

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2021

11

Aug

Sofia Vergara’s Big Hangers of the Day

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Sofia Vergara’s got big tits, who fucking cares, I mean other that her, since they basically gave her a huge fucking career later in life, there was a 15 year period where she was just a single mom in Miami trying to get by as a low level host or correspondent, but someone was mesmorized with the tits enough to make all her dreams come true, a little sell your soul to the industry, and all your self involved vapid rich person dreams come true..

She must be near 50 now, still has the tits, knows that’s what people want to see, show she’s showing them…nothing like a bitch who gives the people what they want…other than the fact that she’s not even showing tits, she’s fat girl-ing it by just showing cleavage to lure us in with her mystical and magical spell, making us WANT to know what the tit looks like…how does it hang, does he match his neighbor, yes her tit is a Colombian boy in my fantasy, one who works a coffee plantation and sells cocaine to rich Hollywood execs, we call him Enrique, but his real name is Raoul…

I don’t know what I’m saying, blame being blinded by the TITTY.

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2021

11

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies can happen in any kind of tight pant with any level of fat pussy, which is what makes them so great…you can have a skinny pussy bitch, you know them thin lips kind of girl in a pair of jeans an still see the outline of that pussy….you can have a fat pussy bitch in a bathing suit, panties, leggings, short shorts, bike shorts…and see just how fat the pussy is….because pussy is hungry, like a parasite latching onto things and sucking them up inside them as they try to get pregnant in this sterile world of people only making babies if they are good props for their social media…but not as good of a prop as jacking your pants up inside you…cuz it’s the vagina flash without the vagina flash…blame it on the pants…but we KNOW what you’re UP TO…you can fool us…you CLEVER MINX….

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2021

11

Aug

Little Miss Sunshine Tit of the Day

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I don’t really keep up to speed with the bullshit that Abigail Breslin is up to, she’s a fat chick and we don’t like them around these parts….sure she had a breakout at a young age with Little Miss Sunshine, but that doesn’t make her special…or make her hot…

I don’t keep track of what Little Miss Sunshine has been up to since Little Miss Sunshine, because no fat chicks allowed, but I do know she’s in some Matt Damon movie about Amanda Knox, or their version of Amanda Knox, because he’s another puppet highly paid by the evil industry…so they’re in it together or some shit…

But as it turns out, back in JULY, Breslin, like all girls, posted some scandalous smut on her social media, celebrating her tits, like all fat girls, becuase it’s really their only marketable asset to people who are grossed out by fat girls….so a month late to the Abigail Beslin bikini, because that’s how important she is to me, and how on the ball this site is, I mean I am only one person…I can’t cover everything….so in being old, out of touch and not on social media, not that I’d follow Breslin if I was…I’m like Russian in the 90s watching movies from the 80s like they’re new releases….only tit tit pic for attention version.

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2021

11

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Art Class of the Day

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As people in the know probably know, art is the biggest scam around and for as long as I can remember I have hated any self involved loser who has the arrogance to call themselves an artist…whether it’s actors, painters, or other losers….to call yourself an artist is some pretentious bullshit….let other’s decide if you’re an artist or not you shameless self promoter…

So I don’t believe in art, I believe in a bunch of idiots being silly, putting silly shit out there and acting like it’s good, revolutionary, important, inspiring, you know all the things you’d expect an artist to push….

Then there’s the whole money laundering aspect of art….where these evil billionaires head to Miami where they buy millions of dollars of art that is really worthless, because they can write it off against their taxes, and by doing that automatically make that artist’s art worth millions…..so they have the chosen artists on board, they get rich and everyone remains an entitled cunt who can sit around talking about art….

Now the funny thing is that Bella Thorne, who may call herself an artist, she does music, acting, content production, other bullshit that doesn’t matter but that gets her paid, so her art would be a natural progression of ripping people off…because she’s important on social media…where the idiots with credit card congregate and battle to fit in or be the coolest they can be…in being not cool by that fact alone…

So whether this Bella Thorne art is her new scamming hustle, or an opportunity for low concept photoshoots, but her big fake tit seems to be hanging out of her overalls, which makes it better….even if it’s hardly naked enough….

The disney puppet’s done good, I mean assuming you don’t see all this shit as the fall of society, which I do…

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2021

11

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I have pretty much reached capacity when it comes to original thought….but girls who workout are far hotter than girls who don’t work out and not in a body building kind of way because I was traumatized at a young age when a baseball coach told me about how women who body build have clits the size of a man’s thumb, which was weird becuase I was 7 and had no idea what a clit was, but far less weird than when he taught me what anal sex was…

Point being, I’m a victim of abuse and you should feel sorry for me, support me in my failures, because sometimes it’s so strong and powerful to lose….

That said, girls who don’t body build, but who workout in a reasonable way, to get their hot fit bodies, or hotter and fitter than if they didn’t work out, are always better whan naked or half naked….it’s a fact…

There are plenty of reason to join a gym, you know from health and wellness perspective since fat fucks die of COVID more than non-fat fucks, but there is no reason better than staring at women’s asses when they work out…sweat soggy bottom workouts….hence why some women want ladies only gyms….SEXIST DISCRIMINATION….but most want to be jerked off to….hence why they work out to begin with…

So support fitness with fit girls doing fitness shit in a slutty way.

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