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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Jul

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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I think Olivia Munn is the scam of fucking scams…and I guess good for her, because she’s managed to get rich and famous on the backs of nerds who are socially awkward, confused, but terribly fucking loyal to their “crushes”…..probably part of loneliness and fantasy…I wouldn’t know…I’ve never had a celebrity crush, I’ve always thought they were collectively dog shit…and I am right…

You know why she’s a scam, because you know she’s a scam too….but she was some fame chasing whore who moved to LA, or was from LA and wanted that celebrity because she felt hot enough and ready….

She ended up landing a hosting gig on a NERD SHOW called G4TV that helped a few other idiots get popular amongst the loyal nerds, but I didn’t buy into her giving a fuck about nerd shit, not that I even know what nerd shit is, which is probably why it was so obvious to me….

She didn’t care about comic books, videogames, even the internet…the only thing she googled was herself, I am sure….

Then she ended up as an actor in a comic book blockbuster, I never saw it but I am sure she sucked, because she was never invited back, but tried incessantly to convince people she was, hoping to use the media or FAKE news to pressure the people who make the movies…

Then she hopped on METOO, throwing Brett Ratner under the bus for making inappropriate jokes which were socially acceptable at the time….

Now she’s hopped on the Asian thing, cuz she’s Asian…which is convenient because if you call her out, you’re RACIST…

Anyway, she’s showing some tit, probably not real tit, but that’s expected with such a fake bitch.

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2021

Jul

Sophie Simmons Slutty of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ heiress that all the KISS fans probably jerk off to since jerking off to Gene Simmons, especially since he’s pushing 80 years old, is queer…not that being queer stops any of you porn addict fucks…are you getting off to the dick or the pussy…do you even know…apparently the kids raised on free internet don’t…that’s why they’re all queer and fuck anything they can because they’re perverts…

Anyway, Sophie Simmons has being doing the IG model thing since the dawn of IG, but I think it’s too bad that she didn’t get bigger than she has been and I don’t mean in terms of actual size and weight, she was a fat chick with fat tits when she was back on their Reality TV Show, but now she’s just big tits because everyone around her got fatter….

I mean bigger in terms of social media presence and relevance, because I’d rather a hot rich chick being the Kardashian instead of the troll Kardashians…

In this shoot, she’s on all fours, in frog butt, probably from the wrong angle, because I’m more into pussy cleavage than titty cleavage, but I can handle this…it’s good.

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2021

Jul

Elle Fanning Yoga Booty of the Day

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I know you’re here for the tits and ass of celebrities who would never give you the time of day because their are typically pieces of shit and you’re not very impressive or exciting or capable of offering their self involved asses some way to elevate their celebrity or make themselves more money than they already have….because our society puts so much importance on money, that everyone chases it, and the rich, even when not that interesting or intelligent, inspiring or unique, are seen as some higher level human..when really they were born into it or sucked the right dick….

So you don’t want to hear about how COVID DEATHS really only impacted obese people, because obesity, despite the social media empowerment movement that celebrates fat chicks as more than just the weirdest fetish…obesity fucking kills…and not just from COVID, but from everything…

So when they closed down your gyms, and made you order food, while sitting on your fat ass in lockdown that for whatever reason you went along with, because being a homebody isn’t so bad when that’s all anyone does anyway….motherfuckers got fatter….putting them at more risk of dying of covid…while the smart people said “I should drop weight now that I’m not working and did”….

I hope you’re part of the improving, the getting healthier and stronger, to fight this apocalyptic fight that’s taking far too long to go into effect….and I guess whether you are or not…you can watch some famous bitch do yoga to really grasp the importance of fitness and wellness and health….even if you’re eating a cake while doing it…

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2021

Jul

Hot Model with a Dead Brother of the Day

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There’s some story that they’re making a big deal about involving a 23 year old who died named Daniel Mickelson…..

They won’t say how he died, but it’s trending on twitter and other bullshit manipulative media platforms…because celebrities are sending their RIPs…..

I mean even I came across the story and I don’t give a fuck about any of this celeb gossip shit, so there’s no way the algorithm was reading my mind on this one…and it’s safe to say that they “WANT” us all to see it….and I can’t figure out why…

They call him an Actor, but he’s only been in a web series called “MANI” that I’ve never heard of and would never watch or pay attention to even if I had heard of it…you know “web series” screams dog shit that’s not for me….

I’ll just assume he’s a sacrifice to draw more attention to his hot sister, who is some instagram model with 2 million followers….I mean her name is Meredith….MERRY DEATH…..sounds like it was planned….I’m not conspiracy theorist…but I’m a conspiracy theorist…

Similar to how Amanda Kloots, a nobody fitness instructor married to a Broadway star Zach Braff cared about, because a TV host because her husband was the only “celeb” to die of COVID, in what we could assume was a sacrifice to draw more attention to the attention loving Kloots…

I typically assume all young deaths are vaccine related, or suicide related from the anti-depressants they are on, or opiate related from all the opiates they want us on….

I generally don’t care when people die, but after checking out his sister’s instagram, I figured, good excuse to post some hot scenester chick with a freshly dead brother who needs a shoulder to cry on….or at least who has tits you can jerk off to.

RIP motherfucker, the hot SISTER version….maybe this is my first RIP SISTERFUCKER….because with a sister like that, you’d be dumb not to incest her, I mean before dying…obviously…

She’s hot as shit, even with her IG face….so be sad for her loss if you have a soul, which I don’t.

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2021

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Here are some tiny tit girls celebrating their small tits by showing them to you, in an empowered, small tit, celebration of tit, cuz tits, regardless of size are still tits, so long as they’re on a chick…or a dude pretending to be a chick for clout…all jacked up on hormones….because even in this gender inclusive world of ONE GENDER…man boobs aren’t the same as tits, even when they are bigger than tits, cuz we’re all fat fucks thanks to being put in front of screens like mindless idiots and fed shitty food.

I endorse small tits, I find them to be hotter, more compact, good things in small packages, plus there’s a direct correlation to a tighter body than the bigger titty counterparts…

Some of these tits aren’t even that small by my standards, I’d even call some of them big, just not American Made, Sloppy and Obese big….that you’re all used to.

The point is, stop empowering fat chicks, start empowering tight bodied skinny chicks…they’re better..yes, not everything is EQUAL…despite what your delusions want to believe…SOME things are better than others…deal with it….

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2021

Jul

Girl is Stuck in her Dress for Attention….and Other Videos of the Day

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Dad Prank Slaps Mom to Piss off Daughter

Dude Keeps an Eye on the Water

Croc Visits a Town

Zuck Celebrates the Transfer of Wealth from the Working Class to Him over the Last 2 years

Girl Finds box of Random Shit in her Apartment

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Where are all the body haters crying about being body shamed out there?

You know the kinds of girls who are obnoxious enough to post their every fucking move on social media like we care, because they are influencers….who are clearly trying to substitute some emptiness in their fucking souls, but it never fills that void….

So these girls who are thinking they are hot enough or important enough to get paid to just exist like a piece of shit Kardashian….are out here getting plastic surgery and editing their photos to create a new version of them….it’s their body…it’s their right…

It’s a SLAVE new world…we’re all entitled to our own opinion, unless you’re opinion is different than “our” opinion…and the good news is that girls realize they are being filmed, throw it into a twerk….you self hating sluts pretending to live your best life…

GOOD THING THEY ARE ALL MEDICATED….lobotomized, mindless, brainwashed fucks….who get naked cuz we need the nudes…but really, if you hate yourself as much as you hate yourself, why don’t you fuck off and stop showing us everything about your boring self, you’re not interesting….but thanks for the nudes!

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Adriana Lima in Wigs!
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Charlotte Flair Hit the Beach and Showed Off Her Bikini Body
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Titty Model Irene on the Rocks
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Really Fucked Up Skateboard Injury
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TWERKING IN A BUCKET!
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Homeless Man Plays his PVC Pipe Sax
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Homeless man Takes a Dump in a Mop Bucket
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Le’Veon Bell’s Sixth Baby Momma Calls Him Out
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I was amazed that I saw two police cadet girls working the beat, in what I’ll assume was part of their summer training for their police tech schooling, you know get them in uniform and walking the streets, making sure people are wearing bike helmets or stopping at the stop signs on the bike path…the important police work….

But I was amazed because I don’t expect 18-25 year olds to work actual jobs, I mean what a crazy concept, two hot chicks getting into police work early, to get a head start on that pension…it didn’t make sense…

I wanted to congratulate them for not sticking butt plugs in each other’s asses on only fans for a job….

Only to realize they are only police cadets to have an angle AND uniform for their only fans.

Meaning, even when you think they’re up to good, that we’re not doomed in this porn generation of extreme porn behavior even amongst what we’d call the normals….we are….

FOR AMERICA…the day after the Fourth of July…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bella Thorne Gets Glam in Shorts
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UFC Fighter Jessica Eye Goes “Sun’s Out Bun’s Out” for July 4th
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EmRata at a White Party with a lot of Side Boob
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NYC Fireworks are Intense
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Courtney Love Does a Cover of Britney’s Lucky and it Convinces me She Killed Kurt, Cuz Bitch is a Talentless Hack
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Selena Gomez LOOKING Hot in Swimwear
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Paige Spiranac Does Her Own July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Twerking in a Water Bucket.
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Bikini Girl Tries Saving the Booze
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Oil Fire in the Caspian Sea
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Rumer Willis in a Swimsuit Jumping in a Lake
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Kayla Reid Shows Off Her Red Hot Bikini Body for the Fourth
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Bella Thorne Topless in Panties Looking Hot
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Teen Wolf Star is a Perverted OnlyFans Star…
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22 Girls who aren’t filtered
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7 Horrible Messages Hollywood Sends to Men
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Porn Star Mia Malkova Played Tennis
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Fireworks Stand Gets Lit
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The Most Disgusting Food Westerners Eat
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Cruise Ship Fail….
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Truck Filled with Fireworks Get Lit
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Making a Gamer Seat out of a Murder Car!
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Robbers VS Armed Woman
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Mark Zuckerberg on an E-Foil with an American Flag is some Weirdness
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Meltdown on the Plane
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Don Mattingly Loses It
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Columbus Blue Jackets Player Dies
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Maya Jama Seen with Ben Simmons
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Yewande Biali Pokies!
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Zoi Mantzakanis is a Hot Nude Model
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Natalie Eva Marie Has Patriotic Message on July 4th
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Short Guy Posing with his Taller Bikini Babe
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Fear Street 1978 Trailer
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The GUy Who Plays Archie Disturbs Me
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Dude VS Obstacles
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Craig Ferguson on How to Not be Nervous Around Women
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Cat Loves Being Pushed on a Floor
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Renee and Ant Seen Together
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Katie Kearney Goes Topless for Her Birthday
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Wedding Fail
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Jagoda Letowska in the Studio – NUDE
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YesJulz Looking Hot with her Athlete Boyfriend
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Kangaroo VS Tourists
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Bigger Gets Taken Out By Driving into Car
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TikTok Star Addison Rae’s Fourth of July Party!
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BETTER SEX SALE!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Candice Swanepoel in a Hot Skimpy Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Bikini Top
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Heidi Klum’s Dress is See Through
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Lena Gercke in a Photoshoot Showing Leg
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Kristin Cavallari in a Photoshoot
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Lily James in Shorts
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Ashley Benson Bikini Peek
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Jessica Chastain is Uneventful
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Cara Delevingne in a Blazer No Shirt
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Florence Pug at Fashion Week Looking like Midget Gymnast
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Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini – We Boycott her Cuz Adam Levine’s a Fucking Loser
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Sofia Richie on Fourth of July
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Flash
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Rita Ora at her Tequila Party
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Bella Hadid in a Crop Top
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Eiza Gonzalez in White
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Some Brigerton Traash who Fucks Pete Davidson has Hard Nips
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Zendaya Kissing Spiderman Tom Holland for PR
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J.Lo and Ben Affleck Still Trying to Get people to give a fuck abotu celebs
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Iggy Azalea’s Silly Big Ass
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Power Couple with the Face Dildo
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Mental Mondays!
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Lana Rhoade’s Biggest Regret
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A bunch of booty!
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Dildo Squirt
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21 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Public Masturbator
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Wetting the Leggings
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9 Reasons to Say WTF is That?
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Sex in the Body Suit
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Wetness
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Name this Sex Move
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Babe Golfing!
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Hot Girl Takes a Seat on a Dildo
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Girl Fights Cops – Gets Beat
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MILF gets it Done
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Thigh High Stockings
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Dildo Twerk
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Big Tits!
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Dildo Sucker
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Big Tits Get Cummed On
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Hot Chicks Riding – Each OTher
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They Call her Wife Material
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Nude Model Siay in the Window!
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Crotchless Panties
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Amateur Couple Outdoors
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Hot Ginger Playboy Girl
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Nice Dildo Rig
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Hot Amateur Fuck
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Girl Fucking Cucumber
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Modern Day Windex
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Weird Amateur Sex
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Ashley Smith When She Did Playboy!
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Big Girls Don’t Cry, But they Do Squirt
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Weird Fucking Tattoo
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Making Squirts
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Her Face Broke her Fall
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Titty Licker’s Armpit Show
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2021

Jul

Dove Cameron Hot Tub Party of the Day

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I don’t use social media, I hate that pretentious narcissistic bullshit of people trying to show off or brag, whether it’s hot girls proving how hot they are, or dudes proving how cool they are, I don’t buy it, because to be a girl proving how hot you are, or a dude proving how cool you are, trying to bait as many people to follow you as possible, you’re by definition a liar…a fake…a phoney…and an embarrassing piece of shit…

Unless you’re a celebrity, trying to integrate with your fans in an interesting and modern way, knowing people want to see the “real you”…even if there is no real you…you can create one on social media like a character in a movie…since none of these people have real identities….I don’t think you should be on social media…

It is ruining our society with all these idiots trying to get clout, relying on likes, confusing likes with “cool”….instead of just living life and being cool.

That said, Dove Cameron is a weirdo Disney Kid, who creeps me out of Social Media…who has rebuilt her face for social media…and who is a huge fucking star on social media thanks to being a huge star on Disney before social media….

She’s posting some bikini pics with her girls, you know just sharing what they are up to and not producing smut for you to get excited to, since half nudes get more likes than her other weird cryptic shit….and it’s all about the likes…so keep up the bikini pics…even if they seem weirdly medicated…

I mean, she’s out of focus, hiding her weird face, but check that body…in weird vibe bikini pics I don’t really understand…but her whole instagram is weird.

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2021

Jul

Dua Lipa Hard Nipples in a Short Skirt of the Day

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Tennis is the hottest sport on all fronts. Their outfits are hot, their grunts are hot, the panty flashes are hot…and not just at the professional level, where the tennis talent is getting more and more jacked-up and manly, you know muscle mass is important for the wins, but even at the local tennis club where rich girls get together to tan by the pool, order food to their account, and play a game or two in their hot outfits, as rich people do…

Dua Lipa, is posing with pink tennis balls, to give you blue balls, her tities in a tiny tank top and her ass barely covered with a tiny tennis skirt…

I don’t know if this is a promotion for Evian Water, but since they know tennis is fancy, they tend to sponsor tennis related things like Wimbledon, which could be what Dua Lipa’s promoting here, I mean she is from the UK, and as one of the hottest popstars, you’d assume part of her endorsing or bringing new energy to what is a stuffy and pretentious sport you have to be “quiet” while watching in the stadium, would come with her in fetish gear…and you may call this fashion or style…but to me…this is the same as a creative stripper dressed up the night before finals getting paid…because maybe that’s really what Dua Lipa is…just a higher level fetish…integrating the hottest sport into her smut…I dig it.

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