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2024

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Shitting Out a Window of the Day

Kate Beckinsale posted a video that the official story states is her mooning a department store the day that her cat Clyde a year ago but I like to think she’s shitting out of the window as part of some celebrity fetish because just not showing us that part, because that’s a far weirder fetish or thing to do and these celebrities have to level up their fetishes in order to get the same thrills normal people would get.

Clyde was actually a pretty interesting cat that she would put into a lot of her content and I was a fan of online presence…I am into the animals of the internet more than I am into the crackheads, the instagram models, the whores and the celebrities of the internet, so when they die, I feel it too….it is a loss for us all…but I guess a bit of a win for us because it gets his owner showing off her ass….not that a dying cat is worth seeing a weirdly shot Beckinsale ass…but if the cat’s going to die anyway, it might as well come her ass.

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2024

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It was Canada Day…

I got myself in a sticky situation….

Maple syrup for lube….It’s family tradition….Better than poutine sauce…or the actual maple tree…

Not that I use lube, we always aim for as much friction as possible in hopes of feeling something….THE VAGINA WALLS DON’T TOUCH.

I just said it to try and impress you guys….so that you didn’t think the only fireworks going off on Canada Day were the ones the crackheads got their hands on so that you join my online course in getting laid…with all different ethnic appropriate lubes….

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Kate Upton is Smoking, Bleach Blonde and Pantsless in a New Shoot!
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TODAY I WOKE UP FEELING ANGRY AND VIOLENT
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21 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Hilarious compilation of bad drivers and driving fails
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11 of the Weirdest Deaths Ever Recorded by Medical Examiners
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No, I Only Like Winners!
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Intense face-off between a tiger and a male gaur
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Charlotte McKinney’s Bikini Body on Full Display – Miami Beach Bombshell!
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Kira Kosarin Cleavage at the 66th GRAMMY Awards!
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Chloe Fineman – with Sarah Sherman showing their “whale tails”
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How long did it take to make The LEGO Movie?
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Spiritual Leader Cleanses Bad Spirits From Unlucky Guy
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Tawanchai’s debut MMA match is absolutely insane
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Eugenie Bouchard Does Her Yard Work!
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Genie Bouchard is Working Hard!
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Guy talks on the phone while walking near a swimming pool, nearly falls into it
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Max Anstie prepares for the Star Racing Yamaha motocross event
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10 Almost Perfect Movies (With One Terrible Scene)
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Alica Schmidt’s Got a Boyfriend!
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The Hottest Emily VanCamp Bikini Photos
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Danielle Bregoli’s See Through Look at The Club!
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Chloe Bailey Flaunts Big Boobs in Plunging Black Gown at BET Awards 2024
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British Pikey Accidently Punches His Own Mrs During Fight
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Cold!
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SLUM FIGHTS
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Baby elephant acts just like a toddler
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Daniella Chavez poses in a Chilean bikini for Copa America 2024
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Moving cowboy statue prank catches people off-guard
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“There’s so much beauty and simplicity” – Olivia Culpo reasons choosing a traditional wedding gown
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Cop seen stealing money from a detainee on camera
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Katy Perry … See Through Boobs !
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Wait For It…
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Leni & Heidi Klum – on a beach in Sardinia
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THE WHIMS OF FATE
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Charlotte McKinney’s Topless Tease Heats Up Ocean Drive Magazine
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Dua Lipa Sexy at The 66th annual Grammy Awards!
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Olivia Culpo is a Married Woman!
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Good Samaritan saves a child who fell on the train tracks
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40 Cleaners Share The Worst Things They’ve Seen, And Some Get Really Dark
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Great Skin is Just a Few Squirts Away!
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Zach Wilson Gets Engaged!
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Woman gets free packages to her house regularly
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Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo’s Big Fat Rhode Island Wedding!
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Road rage driver crashes into a motorcyclist
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Emily Feld – Mane Intimates
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Leni Klum – Bikini at a Beach in Sardinia
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Virginie Efira – ANDAM Fashion Awards in Paris
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Camila Morrone – Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week
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In the Shower with MissRedStar!
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Penny Lane Teases with Topless Poses, Flaunting Her Big Breasts in Steamy Shoot
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Playing With Herself (GIF)
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Azzurra Moretti Twinkle Lights
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THE NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY OF VICTOR VOROBEV
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Emily Belmont Nude!
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Train Girl
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Andie Anderson Bombshell Babe Opens Up Scoreland
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Dildo Fun
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Mandy It’s Getting Hot In Here Hot Milfs Fuck
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Bulgarian athlete and model in various nude photoshoots
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7 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Tongue out!
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Sofi Vega Fucks Her Photographer!
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The Biggest SIMP on Planet Earth
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The female nudity in House of the Dragon was (once again) bullshit
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Power Dynamics: Understanding Dominance and Submission in Heavy Fetish
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Brazilian model in hardcore sex videos
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Alexa Campbell Stripping Out of Leather!
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Public Bathroom Ass Eating!
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Big Boobie Babe Lucyskills via Suicide Girls
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Laura Giraudi Smoking Hot
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Street hooker fuck for the job
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Soledad Lomas Flashing Outdoors!
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CyberSluts 2077 (Sex Game)
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Suki Sin and Alexia Anders Laundromat Foursome!
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Asian slut goes crazy on her wet pussy with a big dildo
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Boundaries Explored: Navigating Consent and Safety in Heavy Fetish
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Delilah Jynx Crazy Ex Wank It Now
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Fumble (GIF)
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Scarlett Pink Lingerie FTV Girls
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Gym Sex
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‘Neon Vibes’ with Sherizz via Katya Clover Official
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Car Passenger of the Day
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More of Amber Ardolino at Broadway Bares 2024 – rear view this time
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2024

01

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Jovi’s Stranger Thing of the Day

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Millie Bobbie Brown Jovi is the star of STRANGER THINGS which is the creepy reason she has pervert fans….

Millie Bobbie Brown Jovi is in Italy visiting her New Jersey Italian husband’s motherland…..in her thong swimsuit, which is really the only kind of swimsuit I like.

The paparazzi caught a classy picture of her swimsuit, that looks like you can see her ass cheeks from the front from the legs up on her back gynecological angle all while her barely covered vagina hangs out…

I know a woman who calls her vagina her THING…so here’s Bobbie Bon Jovi’s stranger THING…

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2024

01

Jul

Britney Spears is Still Mad at the Paparazzi of the Day

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I wrote a compelling pulitzer prize winning piece last week about Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, or the management team that keeps Britney Spears’ spirit alive through technological tactics, being mad at the paparazzi for taking pics of her coming back from her “Mexico” vacation, where she was not photographed, despite Mexican paparazzi existing in every single Mexican beach town in hopes of capturing a celebrity image to sell to the media in order to feed the family for a year and half off the 500 USD they make off the pics…not that 500 USD would pay for you to eat in Mexico for a month in this era…but the memory of those days is nice.

KEEP POSTING THAT SHE WAS AT AN AIRPORT AND THE ABUSE OF THE PAPARAZZI AS THE REASON SHE DOESN’T LEAVE HER HOUSE!

Anyway, she is drawing attention to how fat she looked in the pics and video to tell her audience “SEE I WAS THERE” while pretending to be a victim of body shaming….even though faking a paparazzi shoot from the private airport stating a celeb is arriving from some epic trip is too fucking easy to stage.

She is also posting weird pubic bone dance videos from her prison she calls home despite being free….and I like them, they remind me of the crackhead who offered me head, walking all zombie-like hunched over on the TRANQ they all take, speaking some Zombie language all toothless…unable to determine whether she was 20 or 65…I declined the blowjob…so she hobbled back to her lair with her other crackheads to plan their next mission like it’s an organized thing all done in their zombie language…

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2024

01

Jul

Ozempic Granny Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

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I may be creeped out by Ozempic Katy Perry who decided that she’s not too old, despite being in her 40s, to go after another hit album or tour, in some kind of cash grab that I hope backfires because I can’t be the only person who can’t stand everything that is Katy Perry….her music, her image, her looks and even her tits, which are her most celebrated asset aren’t that fucking great…

I think they hype around her tits is really basic and based on the fact that nothing else about her is impressive or interesting so we as a people are told she’s magical by the powers that push this shit on us, so our brains HAVE to find something to latch onto and it’s usually tits.

I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a gross chick, but I have, and the only way to bust is if you fixate on her least gross part….if that’s her nipple, her mouth, her chin, I don’t fucking care…

So Katy Perry fucking us with that shit music, makes us do the same thing so that we can accept the marketing lie….since her tits ARE NOT THAT GREAT.

Seeing her step up promotion and attention seeking harder than she has in years is desperation to me, but to her fans it’s probably exciting….

The only good thing about it is that she realized she needed to slim down, so she’s not doing this as an old fat chick, but instead an old chick trying to compensate for being old…

So when she releases her attention seeking smut, it’s less irritating…

Or when she stages an old school PANTY FLASH from our era of trashy celebs…it’s appreciated, even by the likes of me, who hate this clunky cunt….

A panty flash getting out of a car at an event…that shit is TIMELESS no matter the cunt being entrapped by the panty being flashed…

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2024

01

Jul

Victoria Justice Tits at an Event of the Day

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If you left the house this weekend, even if you went to some ghetto trash place, I mean probably if you went to some ghetto trash places, you would see that there’s a generation of braless girls with their hormone in the food tits out….

I see so many nipples and so much cleavage per hour wherever I go, but maybe I am a pervert who only sees it because I am looking at it, since when a girl in a baby tee walks by me with her perky 20 something nipples all hard and ready to cut glass, I look around me to see if anyone else is as amazed, excited or blown away by this revelation and discovery, like we’ve found the promised land, or climbed the ice walls in Antartica to realize that this world is actually the prison colony or some shit…and NO ONE else cares…

Maybe they are just on their phones, on anti-depressants, lack the hormones of a man who likes tits….desenstized by porn, or not into porn because they are impotent…but RARELY do they look as eager or excited as I do….

Maybe I don’t get out much and they’ve accepted this, but I think they just don’t notice…

So ultimately, tits at an event are all that exciting, cleavage is basic…but to me…it’s still fucking magical…

So here’s some Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon girl who celebrates the guy all the other girls called a creeper because he made her rich, which is the kind of girl abusers like…the ones on your side who blame the other chicks for their behavior in allowing themselves to be abused.

She’s launching her new album and attempted career the right way. Tits.

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2024

01

Jul

Nina Dobrev Drops the Crutch and Pulls Out the Tits for Canada Day of the Day

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It is Canada Day, a national holiday to celebrate maple syrup, people who speak funny, Tim Hortons and everything else amazing about Canada….a list slowly getting shorter and shorter since the oppressive regime has taken over..but maybe I’m just a right-wing extremist, even though we don’t have wings here in Canada…we just have canoes.

But yeah, since I’m a right-wing extremist according to the fags at Starbucks who had a sign drawn up for pride covering every single sexual dysfunction that is outside of being a straight male, so no “guy who loves tits” but instead the words that line up with the LGBTQ and all the words in their catchall “+” marketing scheme…just none that are straight or normal…but instead creepy and weirder and weirder…

I’m that guy….not a blue haired tranny who cuts off his dick….and cries when Jeff Probst of Survivor calls the whole cast of Survivor “Guys”….but rather someone who is anti over-reach, destruction of nation, taxaton, over-liberalism, destruction of the family etc….Nina Dobrev represents a lot that is wrong with the country….

She immigrated to Canada because it was easy, her family leached off the system or took advantage of the easy route into North America, only to have her fuck off when she had the opening to go to America as a Canadian, not some Communist….

Only to make her millions in the USA, where she pays her taxes, unless she’s structured in some scheme where she doesn’t pay taxes, only to not contribute back to Canada because why would she, she just fucked us and left us with those titties….

As it turns out, I don’t mind being fucked and left with those titties….because I don’t actually care about immigration, destruction of nations, or any of that cuz I am more into looking at tits….a far better distraction while far smarter people than me monetize from our ignorance being bliss until it’s not.

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2024

01

Jul

Big Titty Model Kelly Gale Hits Italy of the Day

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Kelly Gale is the Australian, Swedish, Indian model who seems to like to exploit any and all of her ethnic and cultural background labels to push whatever needs to be pushed, and by any and all of her ethic and cultural background labels, I mean her tits and hot model body in slutty content….

She’s got the permanent tan from being Indian, the big Indian tits you’d recognize if you ever got served at the Indian buffet by one of the owners 12 daughters but without the vindaloo diarrhea, but instead a different kind of PANEEER….

Since she’s also Swedish it could also be those tits since the Swedes used to have the biggest bra size per capita in the past, I think probably surpassed by the obesity crisis in America, which is a totally different kind of big tit….a scary and terrible big tit that the big tits don’t seem to realize aren’t hot big tits….plus she’s only Swedish due to a passport.

Either way, the tits she seems to have jacked up with implants because she’s a bikini model are important and there is pressure that comes with that, but that could just be because she’s Australian trash and without her Swedish and Indian roots, she’d be some overly tanned sun damaged drunk chain smoker in the outback….

Instead, she was a VS model, now working as an IG THOT model, in the ass out poses and tit out poses that would be seen as shameless and trashy if she wasn’t in such a luxurious setting, with a pre-established luxurious background as a top model….

She’s probably one of the more interesting high end set out tits out there, so we celebrate her vacation pics as she is influencing.

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2024

01

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger’s Trans Tits for Pride Weekend of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s got her big fake tits out in a bikini for what I’d assume is shameless self promotion, like you’d expect from a childless 50 year old with a lot of money who relies on her fit “hot” body to exist….

But it could be to celebrate pride for all her gay following, which you know she has a lot of, like the Cher of her generation but not nearly as iconic since the gays will go for anyone as if they have a worm in their brains…

We used to call her a tranny, because of the hard face and body, which could be true since the good trannies all look like her because they try…

Unfortunately the majority of trannies I meet work at coffee shops, are fat dudes in dresses and wigs, who have make-up applied wrong, doing the worst slob version of a chick they can…and it’s far less respectable kind of tranny…it’s the gamer tranny all fucked up on energy drinks and comic book nerd shit tranny…not the “I want to be a sugar baby tranny”..

Either way, this one’s in a bikini tits out….

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2024

01

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Nothing says health and wellness like chicks in the system pulling their pussies out on the job…

I don’t think there would be a successful healthcare system with nothing but the best in service, care and treatment if there wasn’t chicks who work in the system pulling their pussies out on the job….

I figure when it comes to medical treatments or procedures, the only one I am really into is the nurses pulling their pussies out on the job…

It may not be state of the art technology, or new vaccines that genetically alter you from being human, BUT it’s the old timey care that makes life worth living or fighting for..

It’s the bedside manner that can come with a different kind of sore than a bedsore and I’m all about it…

Keep the union worker well paid and un-fireable because the thrill of producing porn on the job will compel them to produce porn on the job for all of us to see nurses the way we see nurses in our heads.