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2024

06

Jun

Salma Hayek Bikini Tits of the Day

There’s an episode of the Golden Girls where Blanche realizes what she looks like to a spectator looking up at her from above….and how her sex must be in the laid down position from then on because it pulls everything back where gravity has turned on them with the standard 50 year old woman rot…

So Hayek, who really wasn’t very hot in her youth but who was marketed to us as if she was, is still producing jerk off material to the fans like an OF model holding onto the dream, but rich enough to do it for free or charity as hand outs, because her billionare husband clearly likes dudes jerking off to her and order her to do this kind of thing, because that’s the reason he bought her.

With her laying back, tits to her chin, one piece suit hiding the old lady gut….she’s doing alright…

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2024

06

Jun

Kelsey is the Instagram Of The Day

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Florida’s got a lot of hot bodied half naked bikini girls that you’d be happy to look at in their half nakedness….or full nakedness if you’re desperate enough to buy their exclusive content.

It’s like the state is a hub for hot bikini bitches, which makes sense because the hot weather and beachs…

I only notice hot chicks and block out all the 300 pounders all footless from diabetes on their motorized scooter in Florida trash Walmart.

So here’s Kelsey, some Florida chick who is half naked on instagram….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am at the age where hot mothers and hot daughters exist and together they walk down the road together in their modern fashions of the times with their asses out in tight pants, seeing the contour of the vagina that made the other vagina I am staring at at the same time….

I don’t mean this in a creepy hiding outside the park kind of way, I’m talking 25 year old girls who dress slutty who have moms who also dress slutty and with the modern fitness, cosmetic procedures and slutty outfits….they look good too….

They didn’t cover this in all the dystopian sci/fi novels I’ve heard of but never read due to illiteracy and sci/fi being for socially awkward nerds…

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2024

05

Jun

Brie Larson Half Naked in the Sauna of the Day

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Brie Larson doing a detox in the sauna half naked and not actually naked because she’s a fucking fraud and doesn’t understand how saunas work….you’re supposed to be naked and getting sodomized by gays with aids…but maybe that’s just my sauna experience.

She needs to do a detox or jump on health and wellness trends because the actress looks like she’s in her late 50s….when she is apparently not….is it sun damage, a vegan diet….or is she just haggard from all the dick sucks it took to win the Oscar that got her into the high paid position she is in which makes no sense other than Hollywood needs vagina for nerds to connect with and it can’t be too good that it is not believable.

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2024

05

Jun

Katy Perry is Slutting Out of the Day

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Katy Perry is going through a mid-life crisis because she’s about 50 fucking years old….

It’s one of those old lady who has wrongfully had the attention of the masses through marketing and brainwashing….believing the hype and that it was deserved when most people who aren’t plugged into the matrix know that she was never much more than shitty song and dance, cheesy concept stage shows and a set of tits…

Sure, her bank accounts and good management may make her feel like she’s worthy but at her core she must know that she fucking sucks…

Anyway, like all old ladies holding onto a dream, or trying to maintain hype they once had, she’s managed to OZMPIC or starve herself out, maybe hit the gym with that new testosterone her body has found through menopause….allowing her to show her ass in short shorts that are hardly age appropriate…since she’s old…hardly hot since it is Katy Perry….but thanks to whatever she’s been doing to herself through modern science is looking better than when she was at her prime which doesn’t make sense but that’s the world we live in and in her defence, she was pretty fucking clunky at her prime..

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2024

05

Jun

Lily Rose Depp’s Topless Ass Picture of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp may not be the most important child of a celebrity out there, but children of celebrities are a fetish to some people, like me, because I find them this interesting hybrid human who is raised by the shittiest fucking people, with a lot of money, access, fame, fans, built in audience, celebrity….ya know perfect breeding ground for a fucking mental case, identity crisis, rich kid….it’s the level up from typical rich kid because they have that self important aspect added to their insane lives…

So yeah, Lily Rose Depp, daughter of Johnny, pretty hot and getting naked in her acting jobs and model jobs, because she’s half French from France and those people embrace that kind of naked joe to vivre thing, and luckily so do we….because a naked or near naked Lily Rose wanting attention is far more fun for masturbating to celebrity daughters….even when they are lesbians like Lily Rose Depp…since I don’t believe in lesbianism, it’s fake and just a fetish that’s good for business for someone trying to find ways to be more interesting because of the whole being the kid of a celebrity….

I am into this…

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2024

05

Jun

Stella Maxwell Artsy Titties of the Day

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Stella Maxwell was the hipster model from a different generation who for whatever reason decided to transition from being this shaved head androgynous lesbian freak with uneven tits to be the hot chick working for Victoria’s Secret.

She is the opposite of what’s going on in this generation, where the hot chicks are lobbing off their tits to get those wonky tits, shaving the head, dying it blue, doing that whole wrong kind of transitioning thing that the media has brainwashed them to do.

She has been the lesbian or the vagina that experimental celebrities have licked over her time at the top of the food chain because she seduced the a-listers being in the scene, tricking them into experimenting like she was Bill Cosby, winning them over like they were the casting couch at Victoria’s Secret, which means her lesbianism is about as strategic as most lesbianism but profitable.

She’s got her tits out in some photoshoot she set up in Venezuela since she’s traveling internationally and making the most of it becasue they’re all exhibitionists…

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2024

05

Jun

Peyton Roi List Sexy Sauna Cum Shot Face of the Day

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I don’t know what girls are thinking when they do that pouty tits out shot from above picture, but I assume they are trying to break the fourth wall and make you feel like you’re about to bust on her face, because it’s the porn generation and this is how our brain is wired.

I also don’t know who Peyton Roi List is, because there are two celebrity bitches named Peyton List and that’s fucking nuts since it’s not that common of a first or last name, clearly the cloning lab had some issues with their paperwork when they released these industry girls decades apart.

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2024

05

Jun

Luma Grothe in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Luma Grothe is an actual model with 300,000 followers.

Luma Grothe is Brazilian, 30 years old, which doesn’t give the same old lady vibes 30 used to give, I guess we’ve progressively aged out women and accepted it or normalized it, because there was a time when 30 meant death to hot chicks in the industry…

I blame social media for not letting any of the celebrities die off, so that we’re still looking at these stragglers like J.Lo trying to make jerk off content for you perverts too lazy to find hot chicks.

Anyway, she’s in a photoshoot with the photographer who still does hot bikini content, Cameron Hammond, for a brand called Bikini Lovers and boners, despite being 30, happened…

As it turns out, I like hot models who look like models doing bikini shoots as models!

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2024

05

Jun

Millie Bobby Brown’s Deleted TikTok Titty Slip of the Day

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TITTY FLASHES!

Millie Bobby Brown is a huge star thanks to being a child on a huge TV show thanks to the hive mind plugging themselves into the same fucking thing like the sheep trying to go unnoticed amongst the collective group that they are….

I didn’t watch the show and even if I did, I’m not the kind of creeper who anxiously awaits for the 18th birthday to sexualize her with ease due to the letter of the law….

I am a definite creeper in a lot of fucking ways, that just doesn’t happen to be one of them because the under 18s are fucking annoying, even the under 25s are fucking annoying and I’m old and don’t like being annoyed….

My kind of creeping happens when they do the work for me, like when they start sexualizing themselves so I don’t have to, which in Millie Bon Jovi’s case happens on social media with her tits.

She’s been braless, hard nippled, and probably serious jerk off material to her stunted nerd fans…..

She’s now flashed the tit on her TikTok, like she didn’t know she was having a tit slip, all this shit is intentional, it doens’t just happen by accident…

Now that her tits popped out, we’re better for it, so thank Millie for that exhibitionism before she deleted it because she’s a mainstream act and has to posture her flashing as “oopsie”…

This was sent in by my good friend Willie….keep the good times rolling with your keen eye on the celeb tit slips brother….

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