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2024

05

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I like to think that the hive mind is finally coming to their senses….

That the collective sheep brain is starting to figure things out, arguably too little too late, because the whole inclusivity thing went totally out of hand and defied logic.

I guess sometimes you need things to go far too far to get the retards out there to finally get out of their lazy self involved medicated and poor food quality brains to realize that they’ve been fed a bag of dicks, or a bag of lies…

There is no world where a fat chick is seen as hot to anyone but the 5% of people who have a fat fuck fetish, or who know they are fucking losers and that they can only land a fatty.

Sure, the fat chicks like to think they are hot, all in their plus sized version of hot girl clothes, getting the hair and make-up done, doing the same injections and AI filters to make them as hot as they can on instagram…but they are still fat.

We are wired to be turned off by fat chicks that are unhealthily fat….and finally people are like “enough with the fat chicks, bring back hotties”…

So I celebrate the girls out there, even when too masculine and probably no longer getting their period level of fit, because at least they aren’t fat…

Here are some fitness girls…

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2024

05

Jun

Kira Petilli is the Instagram Of The Day

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Kira Petilli is some hot instagram bikini model who posts hot instagram bikini pics to her instagram for followers…

Instead of using her half naked self produced content to generate followers to sell nudes, she does it to sell real estate.

Luckily for her, she’s based in Florida, where they celebrate this kind of behavior, the shameless marketing hook, and I am sure it gets her a lot of listings, probably with men going through divorces about to lose everything they’ve worked so hard for.

In another world, being the bikini model realtor would be seen as trashy or ghetto, but not in this era where it’s a selling point, but in this competitive landscape of real estate agents, this is a better approach than cheeky billboard or bus shelter ads.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s already got an HGTV show in the works, because real estate shows aren’t shit if you can’t jerk off to the real estate agent hosts..

I’m into real estate listings with tits, I just hope that her picture on the real estate sign has the tits out and reflects her overall marketing strategy to give dudes parked outside the listing or walking by the listing the chance to jack off to her in their car or on the front lawn in the hedges, the way nature intended.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Having tits is clearly a burden because every girl I look at with rocking huge tits makes the most unhappy facial expression while I stare at their tits.

I saw at least a dozen monster tits today, all in various forms of tight tops, some with cleavage, some without bras, some with hard nipples and every single girl who owned those tits seemed so mad about me staring at the tits.

You’d think having the tits would keep them in good spirits, knowing they can have anything they ever wanted with the tits, but instead their moody and hormonal woman instincts keep them acting miserable…

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Angel Reese Takes Credit for Women’s Basketball’s Success!
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Kim Kardashian is Ready for Her Close-Up!
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Kendall Jenner’s See Through Dress!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: DARCY WILLIAMS
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Street Fighter In Real Life.. LOOOL
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Wild pigeon lays eggs inside a nest occupied by 7 baby barn owls
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Brooks Nader See Through to Pasties at SI Swimsuit Issue Launch Party!
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RC car gives roses to people in Sydney
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I HEAR VOICES
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10 Pieces Of Old School Fashion That Would Be Considered Bizarre Today
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Heidi Klum – Nude (arm bra)
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Rachel Pizzolato’s Jaw-Dropping Bikini Body: That Ass, Those Boobs!
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5 hilarious Kevin Hart movies of all time
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Some truly beautiful moments of kindness
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Truly amazing moments featuring female referees
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The Cavinder Twins Did SI SWIM!
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Drunk Driver Slams Into Group Of Friends Relaxing In The Afternoon
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Candice Swanepoel’s Red Hot Summer!
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Very emotional compilation of soldiers coming back from duty
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45 Programming Memes For Anyone Who Hates Their Job Enough To Try Coding
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100 very emotional moments of grandparents meeting their grandchildren
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Easily the craziest Japanese pranks ever
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RUSSIAN PRANKS ON GAGSNETWORK
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43 Hot Photos of Tugging, Pulling, and Adjusting
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Travis Kelce’s Girl Who Isn’t Taylor Swift in a Bikini!
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23 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Ana Cheri … Playboy Plus !
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Insane zombie prank scares people
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35 of the most insane truck driving moments ever
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24 Weird Pics of Optical Illusions in Real Life
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Times when dogs showed that they are their owners’ loyal bodyguards
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Helen Flanagan’s Sultry Style for Celebs Go Dating: A Black Dress, Big Cleavage, and All Smiles!
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Kara Del Toro Showers in her Bikini!
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Malik Beasley’s Wife Goes Viral!
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Where was The Boys in the Boat filmed? All filming locations explored
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Madalina Diana Ghenea shows us her body in sexy underwear on a balcony in Rome
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Anggie Bryan in a See Through Dress!
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Hotter Than The Sun
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Rihanna’s Daring Nipslip Turns Heads at NYC Party!
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That Eye Contact HAHA
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Man draws strangers very realistically in NYC and gives them to them
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Katy Perry Re-Writes History With Fake News!
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Emma Raducanu – Dior Cruise fashion show in Scotland
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Xochitl Gomez – Los Angeles Latino International Film Festival closing night
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Lainey Wilson – Billboard Magazine
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Rita Ora – Performing at Mighty Hoopla in London
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Liv Morgan (WWE) – Bad Boys: Ride Or Die premiere in Hollywood
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Olivia Cooke – House Of The Dragon Season 2 premiere in New York City
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Milena Smit – Elle Style Awards in Madrid
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Dakota Johnson – BTS filming Materialists in New York
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Candice Swanepoel – Alo Yoga Red Hot Summer
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Emily Ratajkowski – Getting her daily dopamine hit with her attention walk
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Dressed Undressed
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The Worst Threesome Ever Filmed?
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Shakes Her Titties Out (GIF)
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Hot Blonde Likes It Rough (GIF)
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Aiden Starr Aches for Cock!
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Lucky Anne An Adorable Waitress That Loves The Control Oral Sex Gives Her Amateur Allure
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She’s In Danger
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Outdoor Wand Ride
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Maelle Degroote – a bare breast in La Coquille de l’Escargot (2024)
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Natalia Siwiec nude
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Josephine Jackson Amazing Boobs In Chains
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Anna X Dressing Room Abby Winters
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Totally Worth It (GIF)
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“That Never Happened Before”
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Bush Rubber!
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Busty Yvain Cormich via Zishy
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Nurse Ashlyn Peaks Change Into a Sexier Uniform!
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Jenna Starr and The True Meaning of Spring Break!
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iStripper Busty (Sex Game)
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She begs for her friend to stop but he keeps fucking her ass
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Satine Ladies With Toys All Over 30
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Pixie Puerto Rican Play Thing Backroom Casting Couch
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After using his fingers to warm her up she’s ready to take his cock up her ass
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Dildo Facial
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‘Picture Perfect’ with Ariana Regent via Met-Art
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Maserati Dangerous Curves
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Ángela Villar topless in Otro Verano (2013)
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Fuck The Earth (Sex Game)
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Slimthick Vic in the Kitchen!
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Lais Ribeiro in more sexy photoshoots
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Locker Room Licking with Ella Reese and August Skye!
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2024

04

Jun

Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

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Caroline Vreelands has big sloppy tits, so any bikini top, even a giant one would be too small for her monster tits…but this top is exceptionally small, you can see her nipples sticking out of it, which is probably all part of her marketing campaign to make you want to give her money to see more pics of her tits, because she won’t actually let you play with those tits, since she’s a fashionista and not an actual whore, despite what her OF cash grab implies.

She’s an LA scenester turned a hometown girl through sex, almost making Montreal a more interesting place, not that the local french girls don’t hold their own without the Hollywood influence of Vreeland, since French Canadian girls are literally born from whores, and are about 400 years of generational whoredom that no one can really compete with. It’s facts, read a history book bro.

Her body is weird, but she’s a mom of 2 and has retarded huge tits, so the rest of her body weirdness can be ignored and swapped out for staring at the giant tits…and giant tits are a fetish we can all support and get behind because we are wired that way!

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2024

04

Jun

Eugenie Bouchard’s Marketing Tips of the Day

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They may not have this in the marketing text books at the marketing classrooms in the marketing classes around America, but that’s because we’re in a woke era and the only thing they teach these grads is inclusivity and diversity bullshit, instead of actual FUN shit…

It’s like why take brand dollars and do epic and fun shit with it that everyone likes, except a few miserable fucks who whine about it on the internet…instead use that money for boring shit…

Well, they can’t teach you everything in school, sometimes putting things in practice is the only way…and in this case…Bouchard with her nipples out is how you get views on a project she is being paid for…

Sheer shirts and nipples, fun.

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2024

04

Jun

Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

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As a 20 year old titty blog, I figure posting tits that have been exploited by the titty owner for the last 20 years makes sense. It’s like watching familiar tits rot, making you feel like a serial killer with a love for his kills he keeps in the basement, still fucking them when they are nothing more than bones and hair…

Anyway…Flanagan was an actress on a big show, set for life in a safe job, but decided the tits needed to be unleashed and that being a titty model was more important than acting, which it is, since acting is pretty fucking gay…

She married an athlete, had some kids, has probably attempted to go back to acting, only to realize she’s still got the tits, more used up, older, having been milk filled at least once, appealing to some of her audience and I figure if I don’t write about it, who will, she’s old timer and the younger generation just doesn’t care, so we can be irrelevant and outdated together, but she can do it better with her tits…

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2024

04

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is the Victoria’s Secret legend who was probably given her own kind of golden parachute in the form of a push up bra and a bikini brand of her own that they’d manage all the logistics of because why would a hot South African model know anything about merchandising or brand building when historically her career was based on being hot and having her picture taken.

Well, despite being fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too hot in an era where they want everyone to be dumpy trolls with retardations and ailments that scream inclusivity, like we live in some kind of parody movie that makes zero fucking sense….but that everyone ran with until realizing that “hey this shit doesn’t make sense”….because the collective was headed in one direction that made no sense but they went with it to not stand out as outliers, it’s easier to fit in, GET ANOTHER SHOT FAUCI and the outliers slowly penetrated their minds with logic and reason..

So HOT chicks are back, unfortunatley Candice is older and had her tits removed but still a hot chick…

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2024

04

Jun

Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

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I don’t know if Rat Cow is in a tanning bed…

It seems a little theatrical and over the top for it to be a typical stripper air fryer, but tanning beds target some of the cheesiest people out there, so it would make sense for them to have the LED FLASH flare….

I like to think it’s a time traveling machine to send her back to revolutionize the Victorian Era with her tits…..but it could also be some medi-spa equipment to keep these jacked up bitches youthful….like a titty incubator to keep the tits big, an ass smoothing shaper, maybe it’s a preservation tank that re-activates the gallons of filler this fake health and wellnesss influencer has pumping through her veins….

I don’t deal well with technology and space shit, since space isn’t real, so I’ll just assume it’s a more basic appliance like a tanning bed that’s been made flashy by some cheesy dude with a super car who likes LEDs and Tattoos….

I do know that the EMFs and radiation off the device could do her some good, but she’s probably like these other backwards thinking cunts who try to social justice and virtue signal their way through life….so they’ll turn on the sun for it’s damaging properties, but at the same time lather themselves up in chemicals and bake in a pressure cooker….you know the paper straw ambassadors for the turtles drinking out of their plastic cups….or the Tesla driving homos who don’t like their cars to make noise so they try to save the planet by charging batteries that can’t be disposed of properly with diesel created energy…

OR WORSE…like a slut who uses her tits to get paid, attention, rich, and everything she wants only to yell at the patriarchy about it for some annoying angle to lure brands into giving her more money when the THONG wearer knows what she’s up to.

THEY ARE ALL FRAUDS..

Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2024

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Close Up Bikini Body of the Day

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I was going to say that Kim Kardashian cropped this bikini picture so tight that you wouldn’t be able to realize that it’s either AI or some body double she is using to pretend it is her….but the bikini body’s just not that good, so it’s definitely her….it may not be real in terms of photoshop, filters, fillers, fat sucking machines and everything else her high budget can pay for, but it’s her and it’s not very hot.

We’ll assume that the old lady body cropped out her old lady face because even with the jacking it up to look better it looks like shit…

But the influencer can sell the products to the retards who have been inspired by her and there are unfortunately so many muppet bitches clearly inspired by the Kardashian look, scary.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2024

04

Jun

Britney Spears Recycles Titty Grabbing Bikini Video of the Day

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Britney Spears is like the summer months of TV programming in the 90s, when you’d get no new episodes, just recycled bullshit to carry you through the season before being given the new….only Britney is probably dead or locked up in some institution where they have her attached to a feeding tube while they just suck her dry for every penny they can….some modern day slavery…I think they call it indentured servitude….IN DEBT for life…

Anyway, she’s posted this bikini picture before, I know because I remember her big tits being pushed together and trying to figure out if those are fat tits being pushed up or if she’s got implants….

I find recycled content, even slutty content on social media offensive, I want new nudes or semi nudes, even if they are old nudes since Britney is dead or locked up somewhere….get the AI engine working harder, that BODY DOUBLE bent the fuck over, even bring the BRITNEY corpse out for some updated content, DIG HER UP if you have to….

The same picture, same video, same backdrop….all outdated and boring is getting old and it’s not very convincing that Britney is FREE….or that she’s unhinged and manic…because if she was free, manic, rich and unhinged…this feed would be hell of a lot more fun…

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