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2021

30

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Despite my Penis Looking like a vagina, it’s an inny not an outtie, I have no real authority or knowledge as to whether a cameltoe feels good for a girl, you know like your pants or shorts are jacking you off, but the girl version…

I just know that the cameltoe is trendy, whether it’s just a product of tight pants, or fatter pussies, or fatter pussies in tigter pants…or an actual intentional style decision, which I’m more inclined to think it is, you know modern cleavage now that girls walk around with their tits out in sheer tops, they ned to have something to trigger a response from being racy….it’s a girl thing…

I am more inclined to think it’s an intentional play, only because they are uploading these pics to social media….meaning they know there’s toe….and want you to know too…which is a pretty nice charitable donation…a reminder that not all philanthropy comes from money…it can happen sexually, even through cockteasing because these girls could have very easily decided to not show you their pussy wedgie….

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2021

30

Jun

Salma Hayek Splits of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, but she’s still hot…

I guess when you’re rich as shit because you’re married to a billionaire, and rich in your own right cuz your’e famous and I am sure she was rich as shit before even coming to America to steal the jobs of the local Mexicans who may have been as qualified, with tits as big, but for whatever reason, the producers chose Salma…and I am sure not at a discounted price you’d expect the immigrants, even legal immigrants would command…

This is her doing splits, a little spread legged, without showing us the meaty pussy spread to see just how much damage childbirth and aging may do, despite flexibility, I hear labia keep growing into old age, like ears, noses and fingernails…

Either way, nice spread.

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2021

30

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday is a reminder that if you don’t workout and you probably should, because you’ll live a better life, it’s a guarantee, unless you die at the gym, which could happen, but statistically, you’ll live a better life, especially if society is actually collapsing like the conspiracies have been leading us to believe…you’ll need fitness to fight…and for survival…

If you’re like me and you don’t really give a shit about survival as you’re more into just coasting through life until it ends, then you’ll probably appreciate fit girls more than unfit girls, cuz as an unfit person, fitness becomes impressive…plus it’s hotter…

So if you can’t go to the gym to creep on girls working out as you pretend to do a sit-up in your tight boner enhancing sweatpants, because you know they will kick you out….then you can turn to the internet to see fit girls being slutty when fit cuz they know life is better fit…and want to spread the word of it…

I have been banned from at least 4 gyms for perversions “I thought it was the men’s locker room”….but I can’t get banned looking at this…or maybe I can…maybe I am already banned…

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2021

30

Jun

Rebecca Black Panties of the Day

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You may not know this but Rebecca Black is hot as shit…

She’s the FRIDAY teen who everyone made fun of despite having a huge viral hit before that was the norm and basically all these idiots with deep pockets are trying to achieve…but when she did it, it was not within the industry so she must be a fucking joke, despite being a digital marketing genius….

To this day, people still SAY the FRIDAY lyrics at watercoolers, even at work from home, because her shit was THAT relevant and still is….FRIDAY is forever fuckers…

It’s just a reminder that everyone’s a fucking follower idiot, if you tell them something is good, they’ll like it even when they don’t, if you tell them it is bad, they’ll hate it even if they like it…it’s fucking crazy…find your own opinion you follower fucks…make up your own minds…

She’s currently re-establishing herself as a legit performer, has huge tits, looks great, is the fucking future, and people should be paying more attention to her and I guess already are…

You may not like the girl from the future look, you may not like that everyone is LGBTQ, but that’s just pop culture, so focus on the tits while she focuses on making more hits…

I made a rhyme, I’m a wrapper…or as insignificant as one after the candybar has been eaten…you can’t even use it as a condom….

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2021

30

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Short Dress of the Day

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This isn’t all that shocking….but Maddie Ziegler was some child dancer on a child reality show that SIA took a liking to and put her in her creepy music videos that went real fucking viral…which took Maddie Ziegler to the next level of dancer…but was a child dancer which sounds more perverted than it probably is because you know the kind of dude who would watch a child dancer is not the kind of guy you want to invite to your kid’s birthday party…

But the second she turned 18 and I guess got control over her image, she turned into an influencer, doing the content influencers do, which is to be as hot as they can be, which is probably why instagram feels like the old back pages of local newspapers…only to this generation it’s normal and expected….and you should be happy for that, cuz this Maddie Zielger, 18 year old looking older than 18, in a short fucking dress for a selfie…is a pretty good look….from child dancer, to child music video vixen to whatever this is…

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2021

30

Jun

Anna Camp Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Anna Camp’s got what I assume is a push up bra on, but I guess it could be fake tits, or just how her tits hang up, because all 45 year old women have tits up to their chin…and I realize that these aren’t tits to her chin, but that’s what I am running with because the tits are pushed together and that’s not how 45. year old tits hang ever…even when they are narcissistic tits that choose to not have kids to focus on career and fucking randoms…you know freedom is nice when you’re rich and famous….ASSUMING Anna Camp is rich and famous…which I don’t…

The funniest thing about Anna Camp isn’t her unmemorable performances in things like Pitch Perfect, but rather that she claims to be a COVID LONG HAULER….

Hey there COVID Long Hauler…looks like you’re suffering hard….

I actually met two COVID long haulers over the last few weeks and neither of them EVER tested positive for COVID, even with the PCR tests giving false positives…one dude got 5 -6 tests trying to prove he was a long haulers…which he didn’t prove…but is still a COVID long hauler…you know it’s a weird virus like that…people who don’t have it die of it…and people who don’t have it…have it for months…fucking world…

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2021

30

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I read some study, that could be a bullshit study, I mean reality isn’t reality anymore, it is just some confusing fucking mess of weirdness that makes little to no sense, but I still read a study, that CBD potentially cures or reduces the effects of COVID, which is good news, because vaccinated or not, since vaccinated people can still contract COVID, can now be stoned all the fucking time and claim to be doing it as a form of protection…

It’s far more fun than masks, lockdowns, social distancing, not hugging your granny, not going to family events in the backyard for fear of dying….

So even if the CBD doesn’t work, and even if WEED isn’t CBD cuz it gets you high, it’s worth a shot…and if you don’t believe me, you can look at all these WEED GIRLS smoking weed to save their fucking lives…it is a miracle plant and despite being a drinker…I can still be aware of all the health benefits of weed…and also be aware that those health benefits don’t benefit big pharma corporations…hence why it is illegal…I mean imagine if everyone smoked weed, I’d argue that no one would be on anti-depressants, cuz who gives a shit, the only stress would be getting that bag of chips….

I support WEED GIRLS fighting the good fight…half naked…
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2021

30

Jun

Bebe Rexha Weight Guessing Game of the Day

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I am typically a fat-shamer because I know how disgusting fat is, I change diapers on a fat 60 year old daily, it’s really fucking awesome and enough to make you never want to see an asshole again, until you realize that not all pussy and asshole is that shit covered and monstrous….I’m talking about my wife, she pays the rent with her fat chick disability checks, so I do what I gotta do no thanks to this bullshit site not paying the fucking bills….I blame you dear fans who aren’t actual fans cuz if you were you’d pay me in CRYPTO to keep going…

Anyway, I think all fat is gross, the skinnier the better, even with the fat tits, I find it a low hanging fruit kind of sales pitch, I get it, sure, but it’s not a strong enough of an argument to make me switch my stance on fat….

Not to mention, I’ve seen pics of Bebe Rexha from when she was skinny, and it was a better experience….so if she wasn’t so fat, she’d be better…

But not all things are bad…or absolute, everything is one giant grey area…and as it turns out there is good fat chicks and there are bad fat chicks and Bebe Rexha falls into the good fat chicks, cuz her fat ass is round, her tits big, her stomach or waistline still smaller than her hips…she looks like a woman and not a butterball turkey on Thanksgiving day at the homeless shelter…which is the kind of fat I know too well…so seeing her and her 175 pounds is probably obese by definition, but not obese on a sexual appeal front…you don’t need a BBW FEEDER fetish to like this..

So I’ve said it….NOT ALL FAT IS BAD FAT….even if all fat is bad fat…shit will fucking kill you…but you can still be a hot fat chick…it’s rare…but happens.

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2021

30

Jun

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of the important people influencing and directing the droves of retards in the young generation who have no real opinion of their own, they are just mindless puppets, designed by internet porn and memes, and in being that, need leaders to tell them what to do…it’s pretty funny…

The good news for the perverts out there who have no real hope for humanity and never did, is that at least they are all being exhibitionists trying to monetize nudes…

I mean I remember when girls were wholesome, wanted boyfriends, needed to be negotiated with for years before sending you a nude, at least until SNAPCHAT gave them confidence that you wouldn’t take a pic of the nude with another phone for the archives….and here we are….

I remember when being a Valley girl who worked at the mall was the dream…it didn’t matter what store you worked out, some cooler than others, so long as you were at the mall….

It was like as soon as college ended, the slutty one night stands ended and girls got married and started families to live that boring familiar suburban life of their parents and grand parents…

There were sluts, they were just more strategic about it…because sex is great, fucking is good, but doing it subtly was better….now these girls are being sluts in a different kind of strategic way…to get paid…or to get followers to eventually get paid….and I don’t even know if they even fuck…they probably just masturbate for money…the way nature intended…

So bridging that gap, showing her thong ass, where you’d expect a thigh gap….is Bella Thorne…Disney created, pretending Disney’s no longer involved, as she chases the clickbait I’ve been chasing for 20 years, tits get hit and so does ass…only it’s working better for her…

I am a fan.

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2021

30

Jun

Natalie Alyn Lind Swimsuit of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some Hollywood daughter who is barely a Hollywood daughter since her mom was basically one step away from being a porn actress, which is basically what I refer to the low level actresses who play the hot chick in meaningless shit, like Soap Stars or Lisa Rina…

Anyway, Natalie Alyn Lind is one of her busy, raised in LA girls who is actually on a Disney / ABC show, so you know she’s been trained or would that be considered groom, who knows, semantics….right…

She’s on a boat, because bitches love boats, with her tits out in a skimpy bathing suit, and you know if you got them big tits, cuz you got that IG body thanks to the hormones in the foot, a bathing suit one size too small does fucking magic…

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