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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Jun

Addison Rae Deep Throating on The Beach of the Day

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Suck it in bitch, here’s the “hottest” thing on TikTok which I guess doesn’t need to actually be the hottest to be the hottest, if you know what I mean…I’ve been to strip clubs where Chinese tourists are unloading thousands of dollars and they go for whatever white bitch they come across, they don’t actually care if they are hot or not, they all look the fucking same….

But Addison Rae is the hottest according to her followers and the Kardashians who have decided to adopt her so that they keep their strong hold on the narcissistic world of influencers or social media marketing where they cash the fuck in…which would probably explain the casual coca cola in this picture, which is the third product placement I’ve seen in the content this brain washing mind controlling freaks have posted this week alone…weird…but when you look at her body, you kind have no choice but to assume it’s a sugar addiction that got her here…not the ability to dance awkwardly while lip syncing…

The funniest thing in all this is because she has following, she’s cast in movies, has a pop song, they throw deals at anyone with an audience cuz they are that fucking desperate…why find talent or cultivate talent or have people pay their dues when you can just quick and easily cash in with an Audience already in place…obvisouly content will suffer when everyone is replaced with average idiots…but I’d argue that celebrities have always been totally unimpressive on all fronts…so there’s that.

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2021

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are nothing new, but they are fucking everywhere thanks to girls being narcissistic shameless fucks who want you to see their assholes….through their pants cuz they’re not sluts…unless you’re paying for their premium content…

The tight pant is now the athletic pant, so if you’re a fat bitch pretending to work out, or a mom pretending to still be hot, you just squeeze yourself into these form fitting outfits and give boners to the guy bagging your groceries, you know to feel good about your gross whore self….

I am not against Tight Pants, this is not a war on tight pants, this is a celebration of all the tight pants out there cuz girls in tight pants being shameless makes being alive semi-interesting….or more interesting than when they wore ill-fitting pants like they did in the 90s…

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2021

Jun

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse has that Brad Cooper AIDS…because she was fucking him before he realized she wasn’t as hot as Kanye’s girl Irina Shayk, because she’s not….Irina Shayk’s the ultimate in pussy….even Brad Cooper knew it…plus Irina Shayk’s less desperate than the aspiring actress rich kid who was barely a model in the UK like Suki Waterhouse, but I’ll still look at the sloppy seconds in a bikini…even with her coke on her table and even if her lip looks like it has open sores…no wait, that’s just a cumshot or food left on my computer screen….

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2021

Jun

Rita Ora Deep Cameltoe of the Day

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Rita Ora is showing off her athletic leisure outfit in the best way possible…a comedic cameltoe that you’d expect the fat awkward girl in your high school drama class to bust out as some kind of uncomfortable joke that no one laughs at or understands…just a pillow stuffed in her oversized pants to be as funny as Amy Schumer kind of thing…
ut instead, this is some paid to promote slutty athletic gear you see moms everywhere rocking like they aren’t in their 40s…because they see celebrities do it and it’s the low impact, comfortable way to say she’s fit, she works out, she like showing off her body, but it’s about function not being jerked off on…

If you read the site, you know that like the rest of the world, I don’t know why Rita Ora is famous, she’s really uneventful, but she’s managed to make Americans think she’s important in Europe, Europeans think she’s important in America….all while being important no where…pretty fascinating scam…and all it took was invites to all the parties..

That’s not to say she’s not rich, she had at least one 7 figure record dead that we know of and girl gets paid, it’s just to say she’s definitely done big things when her only real marketeable asset are her big Kosovo refugee tits..and I guess now she’s about the GUNT….I mean she filmed this knowing her pussy was eating her pants…it’s not some sort of accident…it’s part of her charm….

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2021

Jun

Hailey Bieber’s Pussy Definition in Bike Shorts of the Day

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You gotta laugh that girls treat unsolicited dick pics as if it is rape, when it’s just a fucking picture and not rape at all, even when the girl getting the dick pic is only using social media to post her nudes and semi nudes to monetize…you’re a whore asking for us to buy your nudes, the least you can do is handle some weirdo into sending dick pics…instead of making it some fight against the patriarchy or misogyny…it’s just the fucking internet you fucks…

Hailey Bieber, unlike the normal girls of the internet who are monetizing their nudes, monetized a whole other way, which was getting a WHALE into the room, which in her case wasn’t a guy tipping 1k a night on the cam sites thanks to BitCoin wins, but rather Bieber….a huge popstar who married her without a pre-nup because he’s misguided, doesn’t give a shit, or actually believes they are both legitimate Christians…because they met in a church where the pastor was a sexual assaulter….

But yeah, unsolicited dick pics are frowned upon, yet it is current style to walk around with your fat pussy lips eating your shorts out in public…

It’s something that I love, because I love fat pussy eating shorts….but it’s also unsolicited and thus grossly inappropriate, especially for someone who is of the church, should feel modest is the hottest, and being immersed in this celebrity influencer bullshit is not the key to salvation….clearly they are all bullshit

Anyway, do you like my collage that focuses on the GOOD parts of Hailey Bieber’s outfits, you know stick to the pussy eating the shorts, it’s the right way to objectify her like you were the guy paying her rent….

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2021

Jun

Kate Hudson is in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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How do ya’ll like my original KATE HUDSON artwork so that the evil paparazzi who killed Princess Diana don’t come at me…because art may be bullshit…but it’s a great excuse when trying to not get sued for some bullshit as useless as an old, tired, Kate Hudson titty pic….

She’s in Greece with a one-piece bathing suit on, because she’s had too many kids and is too old for a bikini, even with her rich as fuck born in the industry life….

She was probably one of the first celebrity rich kids I was into when I first saw her, thinking how amazing it would be to be born to celebrities and live that stress free existence, but then she started acting and I hate actors…so it was unfortunate….

I found out about her when she was 18, so she’s had a good 22 years of disappointment, while other celebrities kids, far hotter and more interesting than her have come to our attention….and they weren’t involved in our HERO Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt…but Kate Hudson was…BROS BEFORE HOES…

Point being, this is a nice reminder than the rich and the elite, cuz she is not just a heiress to Goldie, a Drunk and a slut with kids with various fathers, she’s also an actor, who got big pay days, a spokesperson who had big pay days, and also a dot com direct to consumer selling fabletics leisure-ware, which is likely her most lucrative project….

So the Elite don’t get affected by COVID (either should you commoners)….but they just fly private wherever they need to go to take advantage of the empty Greek beaches….

Now what this is missing is the trashy rich girl fucking a souvlaki like it was one of her baby daddies…Tzatziki on them fake titties yo..

Either way, GARBAGE for you….in a one piece…yay.

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2021

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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TRUST SCIENCE…

I normally leave the RATIO TUESDAY for the end of the day, because I am a guy and by default, according to science, I like my women to have the right kind of waist to hip ratio…one where the waist is thinner than the hips…it’s what triggers us into thinking a woman is a woman and makes us want to ejaculate inside her…creampie styles…in hopes of procreating…at least on a basic genetic level…since most dudes would have to be creepy to want to spread their seed…at least from my perspective because I find having kids the most insane idea ever…and not because I am trying to save the environment, but because I like being left the fuck alone and when I see dads pretending to be happy in the park playing like they are 5 with a 5 year old…I can tell it’s all a fucking lie and they’d rather be jerking off or napping….or eating…anything but running around the part with a 5 year old they created..

Anyway, TRUST science, except when it lies to you blatantly until its emails are leaked so that you can see it lied to you….at least when it comes to deciding when a bitch is hot or not…..because enough research has gone into it and dudes who are still dudes and into women who are still women don’t need science to tell them a good ratio is hot…we have built in devices to detect that…..

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2021

Jun

Produce Section and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Gets Scared

Shoplifter Getting it Done

Bear Family Swim

Bridge Breaks in China

Gas Station Explosion

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2021

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a pretty hilarious cancel culture story that happened in Canada recently, involving some head of the Canadian military, who I assumed was a beaver in a cute army helmet, but turns out to be a real person…

Anyway, I don’t know the details but the person had to resign for some MeToo nonsense, that may have been real systemic sexism and abuse towards women, and the dude may have been a piece of shit…none of that really matter because he was accused of sexual misconducts and is no longer employed.

You know maple syrup makes a man in power want what he otherwise couldn’t get I guess…blame the maple…and the way it makes you treat beavers…it’s the old Canadian philosophy…

Anyway, we can all agree that men being perverts who can’t control their perversion and use their position of power to assault women and pay no real consequences is not a good thing… so his being fired without being formally charged is understandable especially now…..

Where it gets crazy is his two army buddies went golfing with him, the public freaked out…”how could you be friends with a man who was accused of being a pervert who abused his power”….ok…..

Now those people are resigning, for golfing, with a guy who was forced to quit his job due to misconduct…

The outrage of society who are not even involved in the “Scandal” has led to at least one of the Golfing buddies to quit his Military job…for golfing with someone they blacklisted and put into exile…

These are probably people who still watch Woody Allen and Roman Polanski movies….don’t cancel actors who have been in Woody Allen movies…but for some reason, they aren’t happy until the cancelled are cancelled by everyone, so they can die alone and hated and forgotten in exile like they deserve, which is fucking crazy.

Not to mention, these are the same people who build monuments for criminals who were killed by police for being criminals….

If I’m friends with someone who does shitty things to other people but that doesn’t do shitty things to me, and that I am not affected by the shitty things he does, then why the fuck should I exile him especially when he’s not charged with any crime…

Because the internet wants me to?

The internet is a collective group of idiots who don’t understand real life, real relationships, and oftentimes the law…they are also inconsistent as fuck in their activism, because they say one thing, contradict themselves with another, it’s all really just a matter of convenience…

But for some reason, corporations listen to the collective, thinking the 5% of haters they are trying to appease will be good for business, while the 95% of us don’t give a fuck….

So the fact these dudes who golfed with the accused or the canceled are now resigning..or being cancelled….for golfing with their old friend and colleague..is lunacy….

Golfing with someone isn’t condoning their behavior…but it’s probably a more positive way to help them rehab than to push them to Suicide.

I know that having people support you through dark times is likely a good thing…the human thing…parents still love their mass shooter kids…people do dumb shit doesn’t mean we all have to hate them for it forever….

But everyone’s an idiot…more on that later….

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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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With everyone so ass obsessed, you gotta wonder how many of these pervert young folk shit into a condom and freeze it only to use as a dildo or butt plug, assuming they even know what condoms are…

I know people are forgetting that it is the end of the world, but even before we all knew it was the end of the world, then forgot it was the end of the world, I knew it was the end of the world, all thanks to social media…

Not in a conspiracy way, like I got influenced by some quack nut job preppers and thought they are cool, like how my friend who was in college befriended a homeless guy and smoked crack with the homeless and ended up homeless….

But in the these influencers who have no real influence pretending to have influence by talking about their boring lives, like they matter or like we care….which in real life would get them spat on…or beat up…we don’t care about what you ate or how you shit thanks to probiotics…unless you film it in slow motion…. all of these narcissists talk about themselves all day and they’re still miserable…cuz they hate themselves as much as we hate them cuz they know they’ll never be Kim K, their leader….

We are all in a simulation…so who cares….it’s just been glitchin….

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