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2021

10

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Gets Wet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may be old, she may be tired, she may have had her tits removed after giving birth to at least two kids back to back, something we doubt her vagina has ever recovered from……but more importantly, she may be a racist, as South Africans are some of the worst colonizers in this woke era, where they gave all the native people AIDS, and stole all of their natural resources….while employing the locals as slaves….generational racism that I don’t full subscribe to in North America but definitely subscribe to when talking about South Africa and not just because the legless olympian shot his model wife…..but Candice is also a one trick pony…which would be unimpressive if her one trick wasn’t bikini modeling…

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2021

10

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty dropping is a pretty simple concept of flashing the tits but in a fun way cuz everyone’s doing it…and as you know when everyone’s doing it, it must be the right thing to do for yourself, you know cuz everyone’s doing, how could anything go wrong, it’s a follow the leader society where the leader doesn’t exist, it’s just general consensus….which is a terrible thing, except when it comes to girls flashing their tits…

So people like tits, girls with tits like flashing tits, so heres’s a bunch of tits being dropped…because we love tits…or I love tits and the women who show them…

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2021

10

Jun

Malu Trevejo Pussy Print of the Day

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Malu Trevejo is some hugely followed TikTok star who got famous for lip synching popular songs on TikTok before it was TikTok….so she made the transition and I guess reaped the rewards….who fucking knows, I’ve only known about her for a few month because on her 18th birthday she got fake tits, launched an only fans and probably makes more money with low level sex work than with brand deals…and likely gets the brand deals cuz it’s now generally accepted that girls need to sell nudes on the side to pervert fans, because no selling the nudes when the money is available goes against the american dream of get all money available at all costs….an easier choice now that there’s no actual consequences in that kind of behavior…since the whole generation is rockin’ permanently swollen clits, dripping in their cameltoe bike shorts, unable to process anything cuz they are all over sexualized, over sexed, and over exposed to sex….these mainstream folk can’t handle porn, I’ve known it forever, I remember showing normals funny porn clips for the laughs, and ending up in awkward situations involving them trying to jack off…it’s like there’s a time and a place but now that time is now and that places is everywhere, anywhere and always…

The funny thing about Malu Trevejo is that I was in the park the other day staring at hot 20 year olds half naked as I do…and they were talking about how they are triggered by Malu Trevejo and her bad tits….so I guess not all her fans are fans….but we all watch her thrust her cunt meat at the camera tongue out….she produced this for a reason you know….it’d be rude not to participate…

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2021

10

Jun

Nicki Minaj Fat Ass of the Day

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There was a time when Nicki Minaj was just an acting student who auditioned for a record label to be the “black” Lady Gaga….where Lady Gaga was just the labels other casting for “something for the gay crowd”….these media companies are pretty simplistic in their thought process because they don’t need to be clever to make magic happen, they control the media and have the budgets to do whatever it takes…

Nicki Minaj was cast to be Nicki Minaj…it was not some girl in her basement trying to make her raps go viral, it was some entitled cunt who wanted to be famous…

So I remember when her bullshit was clown-like pop, only to go edgier along with everything else, you know there was a time Rihanna sang about Umbrellas before whips and chains excited her…

It’s all just predictive programming to push society in whatever direction they choose, terrifying, but who are the parents who let their kids listen to this pornographic smut, they should have their kids taken from them, and probably will when the reset happens, but for now, they are all just shit..

Anyway….Nicki Minaj, the fat pop creation, turned edgy and sexualized, dark and aggressive, bullshit rap star, is in some half twerk, half squat, like she’s taking a shit behind the dumpster at walmart cuz she ate bad chicken wings for lunch….

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2021

10

Jun

Natalie Alyn Lind Cleavage of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is out here with her dad and by dad I mean her tits out with some dude who could either be in his 20s or his 50s, I can’t tell, I’m looking at her tits..

She’s some LA rich kid, who may not be that rich, but her slutty mom worked on the TV version of Honey I Shrunk the Kids, that I have absolutely no memory of ever happening, because I would never watch that kind of smut…but that apparently existed….and allowed her to support her big titty daughters and their dreams of being bigger and more substantial actors than her, you know use that “source code mom pussy” as the benchmark, or the bottom wrung of the ladder they need to climb…plus we can assume being in the industry in the 80s means that her mom’s probably sucked some dick that’s gone onto important places…

From what I know, she is most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky, which I’ve actually seen thanks to streaming apps existing, even free ones here in Canada, where I can watch ad supported TV like it was actual TV, only at my choosing of when I want to watch it….only for the commercials to fucking scream at me….

The show is about Montana which I fucking love because I’m a fucking cowboy….but the show is pretty dumb as you’d expect by Disney Owned network TV…but I get what they are trying to do…barely….but Disney doing a show on Human Trafficking may hit a little close to home for those trafficked by Disney…right?

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2021

10

Jun

The Amy Schumer Doppelganger of the Dy

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I fucking hate Amy Schumer and the idea that two women look like her exist in the world is pretty repulsive in theory, but then I remember that a lot of white women look like this, maybe they’re inbred….maybe we’re in a simulation and they only have so many face combinations available…

She’s a trucker collecting her MONSTER ENERGY fridge and yes, she’s got a tear drop tattoo for running over a pedestrian…women truckers…am I right?

But I fucking love this picture for a lot of reasons…

The first, I need a t-shirt that says “STOP POOPING IN OUR PARKING LOT”….

The second, I need a t-shirt that says “Truckin’ and Fuckin”….

The third, I need a BUSCH Beer fridge for my rig…

I still hate Amy Schumer, but this picture is an American dream and I had to repost it here…

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2021

10

Jun

Aude-Jane Deville Sea Shell Bikini Top of the Day

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Aude-Jane is some french model who is amazing…I can’t find her on instagram, but I don’t really fuck with instagram, it’s for the mainstream plebs I want nothing to do with, as they selfie and post their most provocative and oftentimes boring content…even when they’re half naked…they are all half naked…it’s just a Zuckerberg scam and I saw that Zuck’s been unloading 50 million dollars a week of FB stock over the last 5 months, meaning even he knows it sucks…and sure you can argue 50 million a week, 200 million dollars a month is dog shit money to someone worth 40 bullion dollars, but motherfuckers, he knows shit’s about to crash and so should you…

Not that that has anything to do with AUDE JANE the french model who I can’t find on instagram even though instagram is life…so much so that I’m surprised anyone even comes to this site, and they don’t, thanks to me not using social media to try to lure their lazy fucking minds my way….but this isn’t about me, I am not an instagram narcissist, or any narcissists, I’m just an observer of all the garbage out there, but this here, Aude-Jane, is not garbage…she’s amazing with her sea shell bikini top….if anything not being able to find her on instagram made her all the fucking hotter.

Point of the story, no bikini top, is the best bikini top…

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2021

10

Jun

Haylee Michalski Hot Unibrow Model of the Day

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Haylee Michalski is the founder of Unibrow Pride

I know what your thinking, should Em Rat Cow be the founder of Unibrow Pride, because she clearly has a unibrow, but she’s more of the fake kind of bitch who removes that shit because she doesn’t think the Eugene Levy look is one for a fake instagram pile of dog shit…

While Haylee, who is substantially hotter than that clown titty Em Rat Cow, brings the unibrow in a way to say “this is how I’m built, if my eyebrows are your concern, you clearly don’t know how to objectify a woman for her bikini body”….

She’s amazing and a reminder that if a bitch is hot enough, any “societal ailment” like being an amputee, down syndrome, a missing eye or teeth, a moustache, hairy nipples, she can pull it off and still be hot….so long as she’s not a fat chick…NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

That said, the whole finding any angle to run an empowerment seminar for the other people suffering from those ailments is definitely played out, annoying…because it’s being used as a marketing hook…and we’re marketed to enough….

The whole “I have a rash, skin disease, stinky pussy, hemorrhoids, alopecia, a tail”..who cares…just be fucking hot and shut up about it already…

All this to say, when UNIBROWS look like Haylee, Unibrows are good.

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2021

10

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter…but who needs nature when you have the impressive human who thinks he’s above nature…

Not only are the impressive human responsible for such great feats as creating plastics, creating Genetically modified food, or really the commercialization or industrialization of food, to creating viruses in labs to sell vaccines to the masses based on them feeling some social responsibility….to making the White Rhino extinct….or creating war over bullshit…all fueled by greed and other terrible human traits…..but they’ve also invented the Spray Tan…so when you’re living on Mars in your pod, you’ll get to highlight your tits and pussy like an old school beach girl would back when the Oceans actually existed and weren’t some Augmented Reality simulation…unless this is an augmented reality simulation…

Either way, tanlines are hot.