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2021

23

Jun

Kate Hudson Thong of the Day

I am sure there are life Kate Hudson fans who fucking love seeing her jumping in a thong despite being a mom of two in her mid 40s, I mean she looks better than most 25 year olds, but that’s probably because despite being more vain and narcissistic, they’re narcissism allows them to get fat and sloppy because they think they are best, while hating everything about themselves, dissecting their insecurities to the most insane microscopic level, while still having the confidence to sell pics of their assholes…it’s a weird contradictory kind of thing…

I am sure if I stared long enough at this thong ass jumping in the water on some rich person vacation, I wouldn’t hate it, I mean I don’t hate it now, even though it goes against everything I know…

I would say that despite hating celebs, I am a fan of the celebrity child grown up in the celebrity world, you know second generation, but Kate Hudson became a celebrity of her own, so I have no choice but to hate her too…if she was a celeb kid just trying to make it, different fucking story….but she was in tons of movies, made tons of money and now is a billionaire from ecommerce fitness gear that she probably only launched to pressure her drunken ass out of bed to workout…you can’t sell fitness gear if you don’t look the part…or you couldn’t when she started…now obese yoga instructors are doing ted talks on racism, sexism and inclusivity in yoga….it’s a weird world….

I would also say that this is the ass that made Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself, so it probably tasted alright back then, but then again, I feel like the Owen Wilson suicide attempt when breaking up with Kate Hudson is a story I heard once, that I’ve committed to, but that very likely didn’t even happen…but it happened in my mind so that’s enough…

Now, from a judgemental cynical pervert’s perspective, there’s this whole movement called ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, not sure if you’ve heard it, but when in a thong, not seeing your asshole, means not participating or turning your back on the ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG….making the THONG pretty obsolete because a THONG without an ASSHOLE exposed is no thong for me…

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2021

23

Jun

Elsa Hosk Mom Body of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was brought to us by the evil underwear empire that has decided to cancel hot chick to appease the 1 percent of people who are angry that they use hot chicks to sell panties…not the same 1 percent their owner who financed Epstein tried to appease the other 1 percent…that’s a different 1 percent…

I am convinced that no one actually cares that hot chicks are used to sell panties, we want it, even women, cuz women like hot chicks too….yet here’s a brand trying to look woke to satisfy the whiners of twitter…so dumb…

Anyway, at least they didn’t take this stupid direction before abducting Elsa Hosk from her Sweden Basketball team to strip down and sell panties to the mall shoppers of America…because Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest they’ve created and she’s recently had a kid but unlike typical moms, she’s still go that lingerie model body that she’s posing, where as typical moms, not birthing people, but MOTHERS, who are too busy covered in baby puke, feces, in oversized sweatpants, because they can’t stop eating their feelings like they were still pregnant…CAKE IS GOOD.

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2021

23

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Every day I see at least one girl in the park, or on the street, or in the stores picking their pants out of their cunts…

The question I have for them, and should ask them, but don’t bother because in this woke era of everyone being uptight fucks, I can’t ask if they intentionally shove their pants into their vaginas, or if the pants are fucking perverts who like creeping up on them, you know because it will make me out to be the fucking pervert looking at their cunts…but I always look to the cunt….

Maybe it’s how mu AI is programmed or maybe I just like pussy…or maybe I saw Sleep Away Camp one too many times….but I look at a girl’s pussy before looking into her eyes on any chance encounter…I am a crotch starer not eye starer in conversation and when observing…so the pussy wedgie’s my fucking favorite…and here’s a bunch of em because pussy is everything and everything is pussy….or at least everyone is pussy.

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2021

23

Jun

Dove Cameron Topless of the Day

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I don’t really understand Dove Cameron or why I find her creepy as shit, but it probably has to do with her social media presence that is weird as shit…but at least she posts some topless selfies with a top of her booty to give the fans the boners they deserve, or the boners they’ve probably had for far too long of her career since she started when she was a kid…

I have always thought the child stars are fucking weird, messed up, victims of some kind of abuse…robbing your kid of their youth to put them to work is fucking mental to me….and seeing the Britney Spears conservatorship hearing that’s going on today…which I saw a bit of is pretty depressing as her career has been since her evil parents held her captive for her money…making her a fucking slave so they can all live amazingly off the empire…you know white trash shit….give the kid away for a goat, only their goat is superstar level money….

I have been consistent in my support of Britney and really all child stars who ended up losing their fucking minds or were marketed that way to give the evil people around them more power..

I don’t know Dove Cameron’s story, but I know she’s a fucking weirdo…not her fault…but at least she is topless…we all got problems, we can’t focus on those, when we’re trying to sexualize them,,,,focus on the toplessness…

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2021

23

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit….

You know people are lazy fucks and don’t like fitness, I get it, I am a lazy fuck who hates fitness too…I’d just rather sit and die eating cake and pizza than go to the fucking gym…and the only reason I’ve ever gone to a gym was to wear tight sweat pants to show my dick print to unsuspecting girls as I don’t subscribe to the unsolicited dick pic concept that’s gone mainstream amongst women as being some level of sexual assault…it’s a “Laugh at it and ignore it and send me your pussy pics back my way to even things out” kind of thing…yet everyone is so uptight, even in this era of perverts…like they only like being sexualized by the people they want to be sexualized by…not the weirdos…which works out terribly for me…

Anyway, the only reason to workout or go to the gym, besides better quality of life, more energy, healthy, longevity, ability to get off the couch and walk up stairs without having a heart attack…is for the pussy…but where i”m sitting, everything is for the pussy..

That said, this is a bunch of girls showing off their fitness or fit bodies in a fit way, because they do fitness so you don’t have to…

This is probably better than you’d see at your gym where girls squat hot, but a lot of times the majority of the girls at the gym are heifers, which you fuckers like because of the whole vagina thing, beggars can’t be choosers..

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2021

23

Jun

Alyson Stoner Bikini Yoga of the Day

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I still don’t know who Alyson Stoner is..because I don’t care who Alyson Stoner is…btu she’s doing a dumb instagram pose for her bikini pic because that’s what people do…I don’t know who advises them that they should do a “Hands up” weirdness like a 90s Club Med ad…but yet they all do it…just be happy this isn’t in motion and she’s not doing some weird ass spins with her arms up…like a dancing instagram influencer walk for the fans I’ll never understand…but I guess involves artistry to pad the slutty clickbait they are trying to do…

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2021

23

Jun

Jojo Sideboob of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll saw it gain….the discovery that Jojo had big tits was amazing for her level of relevance according to me….I don’t reduce all women to the size of their tits, I actually endorse all tits of all sizes and for the most part like smaller tits….but that doesn’t mean that I don’t reduce the relevance of celebrities to the size of their tits cuz celebs with big tits are more interesting…

So I am into Jojo figuring out how to reinvent herself in this porn era of perverts, since it involves tits….I mean it’s the internet and tits get hits…

I don’t know what this looking back at us pose is, but I guess it’s trying to be inviting, mysterious, a little “who are you and why are you looking at half my tit don’t you see I have pants with windows sewn into them…look at that.

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2021

23

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I saw that Cannabis was just legalized in Connecticut…and people are rejoicing because their government is hooking them up by letting them smoke the good stuff they have either always been smoking illegally….because the same government made it illegal in the first place in what some call a racist law to arrest black people, but that’s a law that negatively impacted all weed smokers or potential weed smokers who had this preconceived notion that weed is the devil’s lettuce…

Some argue that the government legalizing weed is just a bait and switch, to trick you into thinking they are awesome, other people think legalizing weed is to dumb people down, because it’s ok to hate on weed smokers…those burnout fucks….

I would argue, who cares, it should have never been illegal there’s all kinds of health benefits and it’s an unprocessed organic good time you can have just by plucking it off a plant….a gift from above maybe…

Weed is like 1 on the scale of sober to fucked up, it’s hardly damaging, fully laid back and yes…this is my weed propaganda….

Speaking of weed propaganda…I saw some Canadian Cannabis company was offering free joints to people who get vaccinated, I guess people really believe in the importance of getting everyone vaccinated, which is so weird to me, but what can you do….get the shot before they pull up in vans and make you….obviously..

Speaking of pulling up in vans, here’s a bunch of girls from the internet posing with weed, either as a prop or as a way to launch a weed influencer business, and whether you like girls on weed, or with weed in them or not, it’s girls using any excuse to get naked on the internet and that’s a win for all.

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2021

23

Jun

Natalie Alyn Lind Wet of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is one of the daughters from the mom on the Honey I Shrunk the Kids TV series, so not the actual movies, but the TV Series, that you old fucks probably watched growing up….but that I have no idea happened…

The reason i am talking about her mom is only to say she’s raised within the industry by someone who likely showed her tits and sucked dick from the industry, these things happen in the 80s hen you make the move from Darien Illinois to the big leagues in LA…and that kind of worth ethic is one we can only hope is passed down to the daughters…there are three of them…this one is likely the most famous since being on an ABC show about human trafficking in Montana….

Anyway, this Alyn Lind has big tits and this is her in a swimsuit that makes her look big and the its not so big…but the tits are there anyway…don’t let the rest of her get in the way of that…

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2021

23

Jun

Phoebe Tonkin Pussy Print of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is an Australian who swam to America to become the Next Margot Robbie or some shit, only she’s actually hot and I guess the entertainment industry isn’t into pushing hot tight bodied Australians, they prefer the ones who look like heavy equipment used in mining facilities…

This tiny bodied, bikini wearing, once on TV but who the fuck knows what she does now, is spreading her vagina for you, unfortunately, there’s shorts in the way of seeing the pink meat…NITRATE FREE PUSSY…but it’s still worth a stare cuz what the fuck else are you doing fool…

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