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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up transhumans….and I don’t mean that in a your dick’s been cut off because you weren’t hugged enough as a child and because you think there is meaning in being a sugar baby to rappers….

I mean that in the sense of you no longer being human because you got gene therapy, so human rights no longer apply to you….you’re a product of the state man.

I know it sounds crazy and my source is TikTok but I fucking believe it….because I know that just because you don’t want to hear the truth, doesn’t mean it’s not true…

I also saw that video that I’ll link HERE risking the vans showing up to take me away….that basically says this “VIRUS” was patented in 2003 or some shit, and has had 78 subsequent patents, all before it came out as “NOVEL”….worth a watch, it should make you mad….

Just because you don’t want to hear the truth, doesn’t mean it’s not true….

Protect yourself and your family, things are getting serious….and whether they recruit paid actors or singers they’ve created to hype up the devil himself, Mister HIV…I’m talking about that Olivia Rodrigo puppet…to manipulate and brain wash the kids….doesn’t mean you have to listen…

SAVE YOURSELF…

Here are some morning links…

Golfer Bounces Ass for Tee Time
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Carrie Underwood’s got a Great Bikini Body
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Hot Nude Model Nude
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Wendy Williams Being Insensitive About TikTok Murder
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Suspect Makes a Run For It – Get Hit By Car
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In Box Mari gets 1.5 Million
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Gangnam Style Without the Music is Fucking Weird.
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Jasmine Lawrence is Worth a Fuck
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How about a Fred Durst Drop Kick Fail
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Vape Company Offers Sha Carri 250k to be. Product Tester
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Cam Sluts – Get Your Cam Sluts
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pro vax, not just because I’ve been backed into a corner to be pro vax, because you know if you’re not pro vax they’ll make sure you end up pro vax, or silenced…you know, since it’s such an effective experimental medicine….

I am pro vax because I like the idea of sterilizing everyone…so I am hoping that the conspiracy theorists are right about it, like they were right about JFK and potentially all the other life events you’ve accepted as fact….even recent ones….

I hope that I like the idea of sterilizing everyone, that’s why I am pro vaccine, I hope it sterilizes EVERYONE….if one conspiracy theory can be real, let it be that one..

Why, because people are fucking garbage drone loser fucks who get in the way of good living…

And my rants get in the way of some stepLINKS, so here they are…

Catherine Zeta Jones is Upside Down in a Bikini
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The Bikini Arm Wrestling Champ
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Twerker Jane Soul is Incredible in this Artsy Half Nude Shoot
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Martin Lawrence’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Olivia Rodrigo Promotes Covid Vaccines for the Youth at the White House Like a Terrorist
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Woman Eats Baby Birds – What the Fuck
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Dumb Bitch vs Tree
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The Hidden Message Behind Britney’s New Selfie
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Golfer Babe Twerking
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This Model in a Sheer Top is Worth Knowing
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Dude Gets Pummelled at the Mall
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Polite Bear
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Julianne Hough’s in a Bikini
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98 Degrees Released a New Song that is Awful!
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Paper Plane’s Record Flight
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Jerry O’Connel is the Newest Host of “The Talk”
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Hot Bikini Model Kara Del Toro Struts for Swim Week
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This Russian Model is Amazing
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Claire Kittle in a Bikini
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Creepiest Fuck on the Subway Ramp
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Helicopter Chewed Up in Tornado – Crazy
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Dirty Jokes About Virgins
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Model Chase Carter is Pregnant, Check Out some Pre-Pregnancy Pics
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Shonda Rhimes’ 25 Million Dollar House
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Bebe Rexha is Chained and in Revealing Clothing in her New Music Video
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Free Agent CB Richard Sherman Was Arrested for Burglary Domestic Violence
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Loud Far on the Intercom
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Trucker Gets Shot at in South Africa
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Member of “Jackass” Got Bit by a Shark During a “Shark Week” Stunt
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Sad Story – Country Singer has Rare Blood Cancer
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Rachael Ostovich Goes Instagram Official With Chargers CB Michael Davis
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Subborn Dog Won’t Leave
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Accidental Explosion in 1953
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Watermelon’s Launched is a New and Amazing Sport
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Khloe Kardashian Teasing You in Bikini Pics
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Megan Fox Says Trump “Was a Legend” at UFC 264
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GET SOME Cam Sluts
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HIlary Duff’s Birthing Shoot (scroll down)
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Kesha Looking Less Fat in a Thogn Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens in Tight Pants
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Margot Robbie On Set
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Rat Cow Cleavage
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Dove Cameron Slutty Shoot
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Katheryn Winnick Slutty Outfit
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Ariel Winter and her Food
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Model Jasmine Tookes Shopping with Skriver
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Olivia Palermo Walking in Heels
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J.Ho in a Tank Top
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Kate Moss is Hot as Shit
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Hottie Dylan Penn in Cannes
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Pregnant Halsey
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This Cat is Like WTF – You Dykes….
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hotties in Heels
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Dildo is Slippery When Wet
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Safe Sex Fail
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Face Sitting Torture
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Thigh Highs and Dildos
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Twerking for Two
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How to Wash Your Hand – The Tutorial They Didn’t Teach Us During Covid
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Porn Star Fail
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Dildo Sucker
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10 Acts that Make You A Whore
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How to Turn On the Faucet
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Hot Pussy Rubber Flashes her Tits
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Hard Dildo Fuck
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Dildo Testing
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Naked Car Wash
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I Fear Tentacle Dildos
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Hot Naked Brunette
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Pussy Eating Challenge
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Sam Tye – the Stripper
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Milf and her Sex Toy
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3 Girls on Movie Night
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Porn Titty Jiggle
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Round Ass on the Dildo
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Upskirts
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Asshole Gape
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Dick Sucker Makes Eye Contact
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World Cup Asshole
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Bareback Teen Amateur Has Sex
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Ready Aim Fire
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Amateur Squirter
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In Car Dildo!
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2021

Jul

Sofia Vergara Got Them Tits On Of the Day

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Sometimes all you need is Sofia Vergara showing you the tools needed to get really famous…even after being a single mother Miami based sugar baby pushing 40, the tits were powerful enough to make dreams come true…so if you’ve been gifted tits…be sure to use them for good which is inherently evil…since the whole entertainment industry is run by freaky satanists pushing agendas…but when you’re just the tits in the mix, none of that matters, cuz they pay you nicely and you can have all the pretty things you probably could have had before you were famous thanks to rich guys, or Colombian Cartel money that funded you, thanks to the tits….tits = options….or at least more options than a college education…which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something…I just haven’t figured out what.

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2021

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The best part of Pussy Wedgie Wednesday is that you can see them and not smell them, because pants so tight they suffocate your cunt in ways it can no longer breathe, so they just basque in the pussy hugging fabrics…..not that I hate a stinky pussy, I mean I’ve met so many of them, the idea of a freshly showered girl before feeding time, seems like a mystical creature I wouldn’t know what to do with….I mean no smell, no Flavor, what is this a COVID symptom….the sweat, tang and pH levels is what I need….

I ask this question weekly, are the pussy wedgies intentional…pulled up in the cunt for stimulation when they walk…shorts that are the modern Ben Wai balls….or bull plugs…or does it just happen because fat lips can’t be contained…

No one ever answers me….that makes me cry….SO LONELY….at least I have the pussy wedgies….

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2021

Jul

Kate Moss Still Hot of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve seen these Kate Moss throwback pics that aren’t actually throwback pics, but are being marketed as current pics….but they’re amazing…

I am a pretty captive audience because I am a big fan of Kate Moss. I loved her in the 90s and will forever love her and her skinny hot cocaine fashion party unappologetic rockstar ways…she’s a fucking icon.

I’d say it’s terrible that she’s partnered up with Kim Kardashian’s shapewear, because Kim Kardashian is the devil but at the same time, the are all part of the same evil club so it makes sense….

Plus, she’s probably getting paid heavy to give Kim K some actual celebrity fashion model credibility….that she’ll pretend she doesn’t need cuz she’s a celebrity, but that we all know she needs, cuz she’s a glorified Avon lady with too much weird plastic surgery so she doesn’t even look human.

That said, I am sure Kate Moss has either had work done, her partying too hard would work against even the most superior genetics…or maybe they just let Kim K’s photoshop team re-work her, either way, I’ll accept it…because it is Kate Moss…

I guess this is why they were at the Vatican together, you know being satanists, it was all to hype up this collab, you know cuz Kim K needs to get her money’s worth and I’m sure Kate Moss is all for the attention, cuz she looks amazing…sometimes, believing the lies makes sense.

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2021

Jul

Kate Hudson Booty Shorts of the Day

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Is Kate Hudson’s fitness collection going public or something? She’s been aggressively posting bikini and workout videos as she tries to be some 45 year old inspiration to the 45 year old fans I am sure she has, because I have a hard time believing anyone under 30 knows who the fuck she is, unless I am underestimating the power of GOOGLE who obviously control all things and would allow kids to find some of her movies or memes…

Today, she’s working out in a crop top that shows off her fake tits, and a pair of booty shorts that should have a target on the ass because it would explain why so many dicks have been up in there and cummed up in there, but I guess being a sad little rich kid is probably enough evidence of that…

I saw some headline about her tips to run a successful brand, it was clickbait, fake news, pandering bullshit obviously part of the publicity stunts she’s been stunting, but I doubt step 1 to launch a business is “Be born to Goldie Hawn”….step 2 “Get acting work to build a brand because your’e the daughter of Goldie Hawn”…..step 3 “partner up with direct to consumer e-commerce specialists with a budget and track record to do all the work”…..step 5 “be the front”….bitch should launch a business program…maybe an ebook….or we can just keep looking at her mom ass doing some weird ass karate kicks for her booty.

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2021

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I just finished reading some Chuck Schumer initiated Marijuana decriminalization law at the federal level being drafted, because the number one bait and switch, is making the general public think the government aren’t the narcs at the high school party about to rat you out, but rather the guy bringing the 3 ounce joint to be passed around the room….

I am all for the decriminalization of Marijuana, not because I am a weed stock investor, but wish I was, you know to brace myself for the BOOM….maybe it’s our BITCOIN moment for those of us who missed out on it…

I am even for them pulling it being a racist law that wrongfully targets black folks, you know use racism for good, instead of the other shit they’ve been using it for…

But the real issue is that it was made illegal in the first place, who signed onto that one, I mean a plant you can grow and smoke that has medicinial qualities, seems like making it illegal was a scam that benefitted big pharma more than anyone….

I think that should be the focus while you get high, hopefully, while you all get enlightened, but weed is hardly that kind of drug, it’s too pussy for that, which is why it being illegal is just dumb.

Let people do what they fucking want to, when they fucking want to, and collect your taxes, buy your houses and fuck off….those are my politics.

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2021

Jul

Frida Aasen Topless Fitness of the Day

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Frida Aasen has a hot name because I like ass, but she’s also one of the hottest models around that is currently being athletic in an athletic and amazing way, you know fitness without shirts, the mandatory dresscode that GYMS are missing out on….IT IS NOT JUST FOR FASHION PEOPLE…

She’s tall, skinny, has tits that she’s pushing together like some low level sex worker on REDDIT, but for fashion, which makes it ironic and exciting because she doesn’t need to squeeze her tits topgether to get noticed, it’s just fun when she does…THIS IS FASHION…

It’s nice to see a model who has a model body in an era where everyone pretends they are models, despite looking like fucking Kardashian pigs…

So let’s celebrate this to get more of this….BOYCOT AND PROTEST the brands who don’t use babes in their marketing…cuz we get enough normal chicks pretending to be hot chicks daily….we look to them to give us the hot chicks…

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2021

Jul

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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Joey King’s out here with what you’d call her fat manager, even though she’s not fat or her manager, it’s one of those things I learned at a young age when I used to party at college bars and realized that for every hot chick you wanted access to, there was about 3 fat chicks who were attached to her, making it impossible to penetrate the wall because you didn’t have the manpower….unless you were lucky enough to have a jump the grenade kind of homie who would fuck whatever came his way….but not all fat entourage are bodyguards, some are the managers or agents you have to negotiate with and if you’re too charming and they decide they want you, they’ll bitch at the hot chick to let them have that one, to which the hot chick will say “go for it, he’s a good fit for you”…saving herself from your hustle and making you fuck a fat chick…THOSE GROOMERS.

The hot chick likes the entourage to block out the low lives, but also to make them look hotter….

The fat chicks like the association with the hot chick, to elevate their game…because now dudes will talk to them…

It’s a win win….

So in this case, Joey King’s with a man face, making her look far hotter, but maybe that’s just because of the bikini….you know them tits exist…

I know Joey King’s not the hottest celebrity around, but I watched her in “The Act” and she was great, which I don’t ever say because I think acting is a fucking joke…

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2021

Jul

Alexis Ren Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

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Alexis Ren was pretty lucky to go viral when she went viral, because no one was really doing the hot arm candy chick in these rich kid produced adventure videos, it was a new enough thing that went totally viral and was featured even locally in the French media, like why would they care about a couple of YOUTUBE scammers….

As it turns out, they cared because middled aged women who hate their fat husbands, their fat lives, their fat everything….their boring existence of raising kids…or not being able to have kids….going to and from a shitty job because it was before everyone was a lazy fuck working from home on their video camera like they were their own Barbara Walters…..and seeing hot young people having fun was inspiring….I get it….

What ended up happening, is they created a fucking trend of people who were like “we can do it too” and now all we have is bikini sluts in amazing places getting paid by either brands, fans, or sugar daddies…and it’s all really repetitive….

It is a nice reminder that we don’t need Sports Illustrated to get good bikini shots to jerk off to, and anyone can be a model if they know digital marketing enough to buy fake followers…

So this one is the OG, the ORIGINAL, which is probably why her face is cropped out of the pics because that’s what happens when you’re more of a body, even though the tits are bolted on and not actually naturally hers…but everything is fake, so whatever….she’s old news, which could be why there’s sun damage on her chest, like one of those weathered Florida retirees who has spent the last 30 years at the condo pool tanning….

Not to mention, I’m staring at the pussy region….

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