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2021

Jun

Heidi Klum Shaking Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be old as shit, but she’s also still hot as shit, which makes no sense to those of us disgusted by those who are old as shit, but her content is done in a fun and slutty way that it overpowers the fact that she’s old as shit, plus an old Heidi Klum is not a typical old lady. she’s got genetic modification or weird German breeding behind her that allows her to still be the sexual being you know she is…there is no way this menopausal pervert with her dozens of kids, some from Seal who has been rumored to have.a 23 inch penis, which is no small feat for even the most experienced vagina, but with German pragmatism, order, engineering and perversion, I mean they did invent BDSM as well as Asprin to deal with said BDSM….she’s pulled through.

This is an old rich lady who still gets paid shaking her ass and it’s pretty good energy, we should all try to live a little more like Heidi Klum by shaking our old weathered whore asses on camera too….I’m inspired…too bad I don’t have social media to deliver the end result to you fuckers.

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2021

Jun

Jojo in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I think the most important thing that happened in Jojo’s comeback tour is the discovery of her tits….

Like we were on some Indiana Jones Paleontologist or archeologist or whatever the fuck he was, we’ve dug up the archives or the fossils and realized how valuable they may be, and by us, I mean Jojo, cuz she said “Fuck it, unleash the hounds, partner up with Rihanna, and let the world know these tits are here and they are ready to be objectified in exchange for success”….people like tits…oh I meant tits when I said Release the Hounds, in the event you didn’t catch on, you dumb fuck….

Anyway, Jojo, the child star who I don’t remember as a child star, but who was pretty successful as a child star, has tits, so look at them now that she’s 30 and trying to build off what she already had in the industry because there’s training, talent, investment in her…so by default she’s better than the bottom feeders of social media…but most importantly, she’s got big tits and big tits are fun to look at…

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2021

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I’ve decided to not talk about the virus, the remedy for said virus, or the lies and insanity around both, because that’s not the kind of site this is, and no one gives a fuck about my ignorant opinion anyway, plus I’m not a hero or a savior, so I’m not about to play one on the internet, I am just a degenerate pervert alcoholic who’s looking for a good time and not necessarily for a long time…the whole seriousness of everyone everywhere is the opposite of that…the rules, taxations, propaganda, it’s all getting in the way of pure irresponsible bliss..

I will say that the Health Care workers, who were marketed as heroes, probably as a tactic to make them think they were really working in a crisis, so they’d push the struggle to play up the crisis…..all while my friend can’t get a hip replacement because “elective surgeries” have been cancelled for a year so motherfucker’s on a walker, unable to take a shit normally, cuz of some “virus”….and the people I know who have gone to hospital, whether for ER or regular things like giving birth, have had no line-ups, parking issues, or wait times…sounds like the virus made the health care industry either more efficient or less busy….making me question the whole HERO thing they are all mooching on and attaching themselves to…but what do I know….

I know girls like selling nudes online for fun and for extra money, that for some is more money in a month than they make in their day jobs in a year…only to make you wonder why they keep the day job…well so they can use being a hero to get those tips…and it comes with a pension…

I know girls manipulate men with their nudes online…so we’ll just assume this is that….but not a very hygienic way to do it because pulling your mucus membranes (that’s what I call cunts)….out in a Hospital seems for a recipe for anti-biotic resistant bacteria…and there’s no herd immunity in pussy infections…I mean unless you’re one of those ladies into beastiality but I don’t think you’d call it herd immunity, maybe herd pussy or something like that, but I don’t dive too deep into those worlds…

Here’s some nude or partially nude women in scrubs…cuz they’re heroes even if it’s not for the reason they’re telling you….

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2021

Jun

Sofia Richie Getting Wet of the Day

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Sofia Richie may be an unimpressive rich kid who partnered up with the demons that are the Kardashians to elevate her social media presence thanks to idiots thinking that is what is important in life, instead of being cooler about things, and thinking to themselves that they don’t need to flex on social media like a fucking bro at the gym trying to get pussy, or some half naked slut from the middle of the road looking for that life of luxury….because Sofia Richie is already there, she’s got it all even a family jet…you see LIONEL got fucking paid 45 years ago and has been getting paid those 45 years…probably a lot more than we think because money makes money or some shit…

So to see her doing her travel and adventure shit for social media is pretty disappointing, there’s a budget available to do better, but again, these rich kids to the bare minimum…it is too bad, but when the generation are mindless idiots looking for nonsense content, because they are used to throat fucking porn and think that’s quality erotica, you gotta understand why she wouldn’t bother….it’s not worth the time…when all she needs to do is bikini pic.

That said, she’s pretty hot, definitely hotter than the fake sister they found in a dumpster outside one of Lionel’s concerts that I think is the weirdest story around but at least he had this one to make-up for it….she may not do much, but she does enough, because she posts bikini pics…

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2021

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I am convinced that Liz Hurley, who is in her 70s at this point, puts out content that is either shot 20 years ago and in the archive. I’ve heard stories of people being kept alive on social media through old content being cycled through. It’d be an easy troll if she never needs to leave the house or make appearances and if she did…no one would recognize the old tired version since she posts shit like this daily…she’d be under the fucking radar…

Or her trans son is photoshopping himself to look more like her, because she has a trans son who shoots her content and it’s very possible that he knows how to do nerdy photo editing things to help pull the troll.

I’ve been told my entire life to look at a woman’s hands or neck to see her age, it’s like the rings of the tree, or the scars on the labia…and in looking at Hurley in these pics, her neck’s too youthful for her age, something you can’t really hide, even with high budget surgeries and injections…

That’s not to say Liz Hurley and her tits out is not worth looking at, I know people who jerk off to bikini pics or porn of dead people all the time….they may be gone, but pictures last forever….I just think we’re being trolled…or catfished…but who fucking cares….LIE TO ME…sometimes lies feel better than truths…

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2021

Jun

Ariel Winter Cleavage in Bed of the Day

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I’ve been a firm believer that Ariel Winter is a troll who will never work as an actor again, despite being owned in part by Disney since her show was an ABC show…may get back into the acting scene…I mean she was on a hit show, that should be enough for other opportunities…I guess we’ll see..

It is funny that Disney owns everything including VICE but also ABC and Ariel Winter….nothing wrong with that, it actually makes life simpler when one corporation owns every message you receive…

Thanks Disney for simplifying our minds from the age of 0 to 85….Walt would be proud if he hasn’t been defrosted yet….

We do have clone technology and he very well could be walking amongst us…when will the Walt Disney clone reveal himself, maybe they will they do it on this summer’s hottest show Bachelor in Paradise..maybe Walt’s clone is Sarah Hyland’s husband Wells Adams who I saw will be going back on Bachelor in Paradise as a co-host with David Spade….and as someone who has never seen the show…I know a little too much about it.

That said, Ariel Winter who didn’t grow up to be cute has been able to grow her tits back despite at least breast reductions and since tits are enough for many people, here are those tits that are in part built from Emotional Eating…

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2021

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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If you read my MILKY TITS MONDAY post that I do to celebrate a new week with breast milk, you know new beginnings, I am deep like that, you’ll know that I saw the local news use the term “Birthing People” on a report about new mothers giving birth during the pandemic…and I thought..fuck you internet for doing this to people…forcing them to think they have to reword their lives to be woke and inclusive, for fear of being cancelled or called out, so you have all these idiots using insane terms that actually do damage and not good for a society….by telling people everything they’ve ever known is wrong, so follow the leader to know what is right, but not in a “society is run by the rich don’t listen to any of them” way, but in a keep on micro managing and dividing us into the weirdest fucking groups since group thought is easy to control…

Anyway, I wanted to bring up Birthing People again, because it’s fucking crazy, so now that that is out of my system here are some MILFS, or self proclaimed MILFS who post nudes on the internet to celebrate motherhood so long as it involves a fetish from guys into fucking mothers….which I guess exists and stems from psychological mother issues…maybe mom wasn’t there, maybe she was there too much, maybe dad wasn’t there and you fear being a dad yourself, but you want to have the dad experience by fucking a blown out mom pussy…I don’t know…

I just know that motherhood is dying, whether it’s because we’re all infertile and no longer have family values or not, so take in self proclaimed moms who want to be moms you want fuck…giving their best shot or putting in their best effort into selling themselves as such.

As an old fuck, women my age are grannies, so MILFs are the younger generation and I’m glad we’ve come to this place together over the last 18 years of the site….so MILFs are my version of “JAILBAIT”…and that’s depressing as shit..but you know what, I’ve seen at last two or three hot moms today alone, I guess with modern science and me being old as shit it happens…so MILFs, although gross for breeding, aren’t all that gross to look at when forgetting they’ve had kids…blown out pussy or not…I mean it is the porn generation and I am sure 22 year old party girls have pussies blown out like a mom of two also….let’s call this the generation of blown out pussy…blame the porn industry…

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2021

Jun

Rita Ora Short Skirt of the Day

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Here’s everyone’s favorite Kosovo Refugee from the 90s turned popstar along with a bunch of other Kosovo refugees who also became popstars…they call themselves Albanians and for whatever reason at least three other popstars are of the same background…maybe it’s something to do with their language allowing them to sing with ease…I was told all the hotels in China hire Filipino or is it Filipin-X people to sing in their hotel lobbies because they can sing…I don’t know if that’s fact or racism but I think if your language is based on different pitches, it’d be easy to turn that into song….but who fucking cares…

Rita Ora and her big titties are done up in s short skirt and slutty top, not quite slutty enough for my liking, but based on her designer shoes, this is probably some high fashion item that is overpriced, not that she’d pay for it, but all these other suckers of the internet who think high fashion is so important as a status symbol, when I see it is a symbol of idiotic behavior, paying 5,000 dollrs for a fucking t-shirt. get the fuck out of here…and it doesn’t even show off the titties..what a waste…

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2021

Jun

Whitney Cummings On Purpose Nip Slip of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is some vulgar comedian who I haven’t really seen do comedy since she became worth 100s of millions of dollars from a series of TV deals she got because she’s got the right friends in the right places thanks to being a funny gal that people thought was funny.

I don’t subscribe to the whole girls can’t be funny mindset they pretend that people have but I’ve probably written it on this site as a joke….some of the biggest laughs I’ve had have been from women, while comedian dudes just seem like try hard losers trying to be funny to get laid…while women don’t have the same motivations and it’s less pathetic a hustle…

Cummings, who has had big tits throughout her rise, probably part of the reason for her success, because Hollywood or at least comedy is friendly to hot tits and help them move along the ladder to bigger and better things…

Cummings, who is now in her mid 50s, is looking a little rough, but half her tit is hanging out, and that’s one of the best jokes yet…..50 year olds in bikinis..HILARIOUS…and yes, that’s likely a dog collar, which I know she probably thinks is the actual punchline to the joke, but the jokes don’t always get the laugh in the way you write them…

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2021

Jun

Isabella Fonte Panties of the Day

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TikTok may be an embarrassing and idiot concept. It would probably be the kind of thing that brought shame to another generation when they got famous from it, but this generation has no shame, it’s all about the fucking clout on social media, and doing really low level shit like dancing erotically in the lamest fucking way, is celebrated and rewarded, which is actually pretty fucking funny to the serious and uptight thespians of the world who go to acting school to become the best celebrity they can, and these TikTok idiots lip synch their way to steal their jobs…because it’s about followers bro, not skill…

TikTok may also be Chinese spyware banking all your info in the event they ever take over America or you end up in an important position they need to blackmail you with videos from your front camera of you jacking off to a TikTok dancer…but that’s not the point..

The point is that some of the people on TikTok like this Isabella Fonte, straight from Long Island looking, Italian rich kid looking, hot bodied TikTok Dancer, is actually a trained ballerina who brings her flexible ballet moves to our lives in skimpy outfits which I find hot…

So as dumb as TikTok is, there are some good things on there, not all bad things are all bad…there is good in everything and this Fonte girl is all good. Real good.

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