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2021

Jun

Addison Rae Ass in Shorts of the Day

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As a general rule, we know that the people who get famous now are far less deserving of the people who got famous in the past, because getting famous is a lot easier, you can do it from the comfort of your home and there are all kinds of tricks you can do to go “viral”…clearly tricks I don’t bother with having an old fucking site with no website traffic…but that I know exist because I’ve had this old fucking site since it was a new fucking site back in 2004 and in the process have seen many billionaires happen..

So…back in the day, a child was either sold to the industry by a parent who was so eager to have the celebrity life that’d they’d sacrifice their child for it….or you’d have some random model move or rich kid move to LA and fuck the right people…there was never actually any talent, hard work or merit involved…but it required actually going to LA to suck up to the right people and be charismatic enough with your throat skills to get a shot….you justed needed to convince the right person…

But now, you just need to have followers, so you need to convince a bunch of idiots you matter and they don’t even need to be real followers, they just have to be seemingly real, so that those same execs come to you after you’re already rolling with opportunities to cash the fuck in on those followers in a bigger way than you already are, whether they have a plan or not, they know “we can make a shitty pop song, we can cast her in a shitty movie, the fans are retards, we’re good”…all while NOTHING is actually good…pretty depressing from a quality of content standpoint.

Addison Rae, who I guess is repped by a Kardashian and is doing the whole brand thing, she’s got 40 million followers on IG alone and her whole thing was lip synching and badly dancing on TikTok, so anything she does prints money…even if it makes no fucking sense to me or anyone else out there…they just pander to it cuz it’s what the people want….even if it is zero Charismatic…

So this is the biggest thing on TikTok and not just cuz she’s a thick girl from Louisiana…but because she’s got a massive following…and she’s in shorts…since the world or industry has decided she matters…then her fucking shorts matter too…

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2021

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I was watching some local news report last night about some bullshit COVID inequities for pregnant people and “BIRTHING PEOPLE”…I saw this around the internet recently..you know that mothers are now seen as bad and that exclusive to women…while some people who get pregnant and have babies don’t identify as mothers….so the right thing to do is call them “Birthing People”…for inclusivity….you know kill the concept of mothers….

In Canada, where I live, and where I saw this local news report about birthing people….there were 374,885 births in 2020…and you have to wonder out of all those births…how many were people who consider themselves Men or Theys, despite being pregnant…I would assume maybe…MAYBE 100…..probably less…but even if it was 75,000, there are still 300,000 people who are proud MOTHERS….so you’ll discount MOTHERS for the 12 people who take testosterone for their MODERN weird family unit when they’re not pregnant….and that’s fucking crazy…yet we as a people pander to it and allow it because it’s TRANSPHOBIC to say….a woman having a baby is a mother…and women by definition are the gender who have wombs….and pandering to the idiots makes you the fucking idiot..

That said, despite all this population control shit, the whole infertility threats, and the fact that I’ve traditionally been disgusted by breeding women, I figure you should take it the natural function of tits…lactation and sexualize it, you know to throw your own wrench in the “don’t sexualize our tits”….while these women are clearly sexualizing their tits…in their most natural and pure “feeding baby” state…

The free the nipple movement of posting breast feeding pics cuz it’s natural is great, cuz we get to see the tits and jack off to them….so keep your activism coming so we can…idiots..

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2021

Jun

Streamer Tries Kissing Random Girl – Gets Instant Karma and Other Videos of the Day

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Fitness Fucker

Gypsy Moths VS. Campers

Wall of Sand VS Russian City

Restored NOVA gets Fucked Up

Masterful Plumbing

Loaded Motorcycle Fail

How About the George Floyd Statues!

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2021

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I should start updating the site, you know the PEOPLE they are a waiting for my words of fucking wisdom…where I’ve spent the weekend pondering the most important life questions, off grid, in the middle of the wilderness…like why it’s ok for a drunk as shit girl to put herself in harms way by going home with a rapist, only to take no responsibility for her actions, because it’s all the rapist’s fault, obviously….but when someone drinks and drives and stupidly puts himself and others in harms way by getting behind the wheel of a car, he can end up in jail for years….even if he’s not responsible for the car accident he gets into…his being drunk and behind the wheel is the fail..

I am not saying that rape victims when drunk deserve to get raped, or that drunk drivers deserve to get off, but it sees like their alcoholism gets treated very differently..

In other news….PORN TRAINS YOU TO LIKE UGLY CHICKS…or it did before porn was so mainstream the hot young girls you’d expect to see at the mall in the 90s, like some shitty Kevin Smith movie, are now filming the dirtiest shit of themselves for the clout…always an LOL…

Here are some morning Links…

Orioles Fan Has Two Buckets of Relish Dumped ON Him
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Ariana Grande’s New video
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Italian TV Presenter Goes Viral for Basic Instinct Style Uncrosssing
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Nick Cannon Expecting 7th Kid
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Streaker at the US Open!
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10 Highly Dangerous Wood Splitting Machines!
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Monkey on the Train
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16 mm Footage from Star Wars
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Cat VS Kitchen Tile
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Professionally Cleaned Hot Tubs
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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You can’t suppres the vote…LOL….

Remember to stop being so scared people…start living people…don’t fear your neighbor because the internet tells you to…haven’t you seen every apocalypse movie ever? Didn’t you learn anything…we’ve seen the movie…get a fucking clue already….and I am not even talking about what is to come, I am talking about what has happened the last year…just stop, think of apocalypse movies, think of the last year, and figure it out….you have the fucking road map….figure it out….

I was talking to someone today about how if I was 20, I would have definitely been organizing underground raves during the last year, I mean there is NO way that I would have let this kind of thing happen, going out drinking was the ultimate fun at that age, before it become sad, pathetic, frowned upon and embarrassing….back when it was new and exciting…but yeah, there is NO way I would have listened, I would have been arrested in the process, but I think 1000s of other people my age would have been doing the same fucking thing….but 20 year olds today…too busy sitting at home on IG eating snacks, on anti depressants, talking to fake friends or fans or an audience that isn’t even there…LIKE ME…

I don’t know, maybe I listened to punk and was brainwashed into not listening to authority, cuz they are usually idiots…think of your High School Principal as an adult…was he the most accomplished hero, or a fucking loser, now that you can look back on it….

Anyway, evil is hard at work, people fixate on covid and the vaccines, but there’s this race agenda, defund the police agenda, gender issues agenda, porn agenda…..kill the american dream, the american family values, home ownership, the economy, CONTROL everyone…Own Nothing….Be Happy…and they are in hyper speed….I don’t know why, I just know it’s moving fast and they are sloppy and not even trying to hide t

Luckily, fast and sloppy is what I’ve always jerked off to…I mean that and Scrambled Porn…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kara Del Toro Gets Steamy
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Slut Shotguns White Claw on Slut
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Emily Ratajkowski Topless
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Gardner Minshew is a Fan of Canadian Pole Vaulter Robin Bone
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Noodle Eating Slut
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Jane Soul Launches Rap Career
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WWE’s Kelly Kelly Has an OnlyFans and I am Sure She is Getting Paid!
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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Katy Perry Cheeky Upskirt
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Jessie J’s New Video
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Drunk Scooter Riding Slut
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Bitch Didn’t Even Come in First Place
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Just a Fucking Idiot
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Katy Perry is Disgusting
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Alessandra Shows Off her Abs
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Thug Panda Recovering Poolside
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Lottie Moss Upskirt
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Cannonball into a Sink
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Drunk Guys Fight at beach
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Severe Headwinds.
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Piglet Falls Asleep By Pool
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Woman Claims Carmelo Anthony is the Father of Her Twins Immediately After La La Anthony Filed for Divorce
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Jeffree Star’s Cali Home is For Sale
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Streaker at Minor League Game Gets Destroyed
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Sharp Shooter
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Miley Cyrus and Flowers!
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Miss BumBum Delivers Her Bath Water
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Cars Hit the Road Cameras
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Cockatoo Biting Kangaroo
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Hot Topless Model Alberte Valentine…
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Jets RB La’Mical Perine Fails Miserably Attempting to Shotgun a Beer
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How a Ram Pump
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Smart Dog Figures It Out
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Hot Model’s reflection…
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Sean Payton and Former Miss West Virginia Skylene Montgomery are Getting Married in Mexico
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Saving a Puppy from Floods in the Philippines
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Car Powered by Bikes
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Nude Model Ready for Festival Season
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Pearl Gonzalez Shows Off Her Pre-Fight Body
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Top 5 Cubs and Cougars
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IG Model Ashley Kolfage Reminds Everyone That Today is Friday
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Anne Winters in a Bikini Top at an Event…
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Girl Pranks Dad in the Most Evil Way
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Nice Titties
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Jordyn Jones in a Bikini
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Amateur Fuck Slut
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Skirt on a Dildo Selfie
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Misfit Memes
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Hand BRAS
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Hot Bitch Putting On MakeUp
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Another Fuck Slut
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Helping Hand
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23 People Having a Shitty Day
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Lesbians Doing Some Limbo Pussy Eating
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VAGINAS
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Nerdy Fucking Dildo Ride
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In the Dog House
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Real Wives
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Magic Wand Spray Down
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Dildo Gripping
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RIDING BOOKS
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Ms Knockers is the Amateur of the Day
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Lesbian Walkers
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Dildo in the Ass
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Dildo Carpet Ride
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Some Bitch Named Eleanor Strips…
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Riding Coffee Tables
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Fighting Fridays….
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2021

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pic of the Day

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I never do Kim Kardashian posts, but she posted it on twitter a minute ago and people love seeing her half naked…so this is for you…whoever you are…

I avoid the family because in my world they don’t exist, that’s the beauty of ignorance or selective exposure to media, if you don’t follow it, it doesn’t exist, whether they are billionaires being amazing by their own horrible standards of amazing, we all have different ideas of good and bad, and I think that the Kardashians and what they’ve done in their lives has destroyed normal people who don’t know how to navigate or understand the internet but instead dove in head first into their story…

Their fans will always exist, I’ll always think they are a bigger threat to American that White Supremacy, since White Supremacy is a vague and mean sounding term that is impossible to define, while the Kardashians are unfortunately too easy to define…so many words come to mind when looking at these pics of her trying to convince you she’s got a hot body, a hot look, that she’s not a 40 year old monster who has a deal with Satan…and that she’s not filled, filtered and photoshopped to push her lies….

I will say that “That Ain’t Irina Though”….you know since Kanye’s escaped dating barn animals and has decided to move into real chicks, like Irina Shayk, who I think is arguable the hottest model out there on all fronts…but I like Russian women and I don’t like mutants…I know crazy of me right…but imagine fucking Irina Shayk after years of seeing this weirdness naked….you’d probably go into shock or something…”this is what women look like when they aren’t faking it, holy fuck”…but at least Kim’s got Billions, since that’s all that matters to empty people…

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2021

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Are you ready for this rant?

They’re pushing these two classes of citizens with these vaccine passports that are being initiated by big corporations after a year and a half of people being lied to about the virus they are being vaccinated for…when they should just be forcing women, all women, to do On/Offs everyday, but not for Only Fans as premium content…but to get into the grocery store where the congregate…those women….because at least an on/off passport makes sense…cuz I can cross reference the tits to the tits in the shirt….you know important things….where as the vaccine passport makes no sense since being vaccinated should mean YOU are protected so leave the unvaccinated the fuck alone..you’re PROTECTED…that is why you got VACCINATED….

So ON/OFF passports, the dreams of a conspiracy theorist who likes the idea of personal autonomy and who watches old westerns thinking “To be in a lawless town in 1875…before tax and control….a dream”….

So I just say that along with the virus being made in the lab, the virus having two potential medicines that would save lives and not make COVID as deadly or an emergency in need of a vaccine….the social distancing nonsense and all the other lies that they discounted as conspiracy…including the vaccine passport which people thought was nuts even if they were into getting the vaccine but now think the unvaccinated are deranged psychos who want to kill old people because they don’t fear a barely deadly virus….how dare you….but at least you can travel freely because they’ll make you get it eventually so why not get it cuz of social media pressure and not medical logic…..

Anyway, ANOTHER conspiracy officially DEBUNKED….

“You’re a conspiracy theorist because you say PCR tests are biullshit”….well:

“Positive PCR test results do not sufficiently prove that people infected with #SARSCoV2 can infect others with the coronavirus, new research that included 190k results from 160k people at the UDE Faculty of Medicine in Germany concludes.”

Amazing…why…because they needed the PCR tests to push the lie of COVID to get everyone vaccinated….why….I don’t have that answer but I know when every single “conspiracy” is proven to be accurate…and that my instinct the entire time was that it was all a lie and a scam….because I’d google shit and see that masks don’t work, or that I’d think “social distancing is dumb, viruses don’t stop at 6 feet”…..

I get that we are a society of rule followers…..who are the problem….scared to speak out or be themselves…fine….

I get that they want a one party system where they are controlled so they don’t have to think or do….and just be happy being told what to do

But why after all this nonsense can’t we at least institute control measures that include On/Off passports cuz I want to see pussy eating pants and pussy that eat pants out of pants…simple..requests…..

Make the oppression from the Authoritarian regime more fun with On/Offs….

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2021

Jun

Margot Robbie in a Bikini of the Day

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Funny enough, people go mental when I shit talk Margot Robbie because they are brainwashed and drink the fucking Koolaid, doing what they are told like good little citizens, you’ve seen it happen around you daily, people are fucking morons….

But yeah, I call her a shit brickhouse of a woman, a post menopausal boxy and big monster of a woman….and yes I saw Wolf of Wall Street, I saw the nudes and I didn’t not think it was worthy of he insane celebrity she’s scammed out of the industry….I mean the only question I have, with a body like this, is whether she swam here from Australia before taking over the Hollywood industry…

So I stand by what I’ve always said, Margot Robbie’s a shitty actor and a shitty Bikini Model….maybe hot enough to be one of the new Victoria’s Secret “Demons” since they killed the Angels….and she looks about 50 from that hard Australian Hard Living, or maybe the holes in the Ozone layer….or maybe it’s just trendy for Australians to lie about their age…I’m talking to you fat Amy.

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2021

Jun

Courtney Stodden Nude of the Day

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Courtney Stodden got her titties out and I figure that’s one of the greatest things a girl can do in this world…

In the event you don’t know, I think Courtney Stodden is fucking amazing. I think she represents a glorious time in our lives and despite having dragged by losers like Chrissy Teigen, who tried to drag me and I thought it was hilarious, and despite potentially dragging Courtney Stodden on this site over the years, I was invited to her LA Halloween Party years ago and I should have fucking gone, biggest regret, not that I would have met Stodden and recited my poetry to her, but I coulda snuch into her panty drawer…ASSUMING she wears panties…cuz she’s not right here…

Yes, I don’t like fake tits and Stodden was hot without any of the work she’s done…but because it’s Stodden, it’s ok…she’s wonderful…

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2021

Jun

Faith Schroder’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Faith Schroder, who’s dad has been made fun of by the cancel regime of lunatics with no brains because they are conditioned to think whatever insanity they’ve decided to think, and despite being woke and inclusive, are divisive and ignorant morons, who in protesting for freedom, will fucking KILL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T AGREE with them….ask a woke why they hate trump….’BECAUSE HE SAID GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY, WHAT A DEMON”….to which I say…he said “when you’re famous you can just grab them by the pussy, which is actually fact….”….have you ever been around famous dudes, I’ve been around locally famous people, bartenders, DJs, musicians…even artists despite thinking art is a lie..and they all pull so much pussy….

In Montreal, there is one sports team called the Canadiens….and people in Montreal fucking love their hockey team, it’s all so quaint and Canadian…but yeah….I’ve been in bars where the Canadiens would go after a game…and within 10 minutes there was an inch of wetness on the fucking floor…I’m here wading in the pussy excrement because a Hockey team showed up and these wallet fucking fame whores were PRIMED….my shoes, with holes in the soles, similar to the holes in these girls’ souls….soaked my socks and froze on the bus ride home…

Point being, Ricky Schroder is laughed at and hated, but not for the right reasons, hate him and laugh at him for being a failed actor Child Star nobody….but for being a TRUMPER or someone protesting Dave Grohl’s attack on personal autonomy doing vaccinated only shows…when dude claims he’s a DC Hardcore punk…which last I thought involved hating big corporations and big government…but instead he’s one of their advocates and spokespeople now…it’s a fucking disgrace and he should be ashamed of his sellout self….

Anyway…I feel like jerking off to Ricky Schroder’s daughter is good PR for that clown…but at least he’s not the other CLOWN….

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