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2021

Jun

Dove Cameron Side Boob of the Day

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I don’t know who Dove Cameron is, I just know she doesn’t make the best case for debunking Hollywood conspiracies we’ve heard..

Dove Cameron creeps me the fuck out and not just because all of the work she’s had done to her face to look as close to a cartoon character as possible, you know, kids these days…all trying to be fucking muppets..

She creeps me out because I’ve done some reading on mind control of child stars in the evil entertainment industry, which has been blown off as conspiracy theories, but if you have a brain and have seen how the last year has unfolded, where the conspiracy theorists are the sane and researched ones, you have to assume there’s a master plan by a powerful industry to push whatever they want on the population with their army of “talent” that delivers it…

Her instagram is dark and mysterious and in an uncomfortable way, not a hot way….she’s had parents die, she’s changed her name, so she has her alter-ego, and she’s consistently puts out shit that you could misconstrue as symbolism….

Whether she’s mind controlled or not, she’s definitely handled by her team….and in pushing the latest agenda, she’s now queer and has always been queer, you know cuz if everyone is queer, just pussy eating perverts, they’ll be too busy fucking everyone to have meaningful relationships with any depth or collaboration…it’s a we’re in it alone and we fuck anything and everything cuz it feels good on our empty souls….

It’s a crazy world out there and here’s her side tits..

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2021

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Fullback Panties are back motherfuckers, not that they really went anywhere, but there was a time, probably 10 or more years ago, where girls would be wearing their thongs everyday, despite how uncomfortable, and really how shitty they were at being panties, the whole dental floss pulling up inside their assholes all fucking day, all so that if someone was to see their panties sticking out of their pants, they’d know that those girls aren’t no prudes….

The granny panty was alienated, oppressed, and they should be teaching that to kids in school, you know the panty that was seen as a second rate citizen because of thong supremacy, which was the biggest threat on comfort for women, only for the brave ones to reclaim the granny panty as their own….choose comfort, dude’s don’t care, we were sold a load of bullshit by a corporation, we bought into it, but we’re taking that back, and buying the same corporations other products that aren’t thongs, cuz we believe in the power of the fullback…

The only weird thing about the fullback comeback is that the bathing suits girls wear now are thongs…so as the bikini gets smaller….the underwear gets bigger…it’s a little backwards but I guess you gotta be the whore in public so strangers know you don’t fuck around…while panties are still what you wear under your clothing…or I guess in these selfies…

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2021

Jun

Sara Sampaio Pussy Print of the Day

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Sara Sampaio has got herself off the Portuguese Fishing boat in the Azores where she spends her days cleaning fish for sale to the local restaurants as Portuguese people do – THAT’S RACIST….

I actually love Portugal, it’s the cheap Europe and the people are great, until their peasants move state-side and annoy me….you see Portuguese in Portugal like Sara Sampaio are far better than Portuguese first generations who left Portugal for greener pastures….only to end up being cunts who make me good chicken…

Sampaio may be out of work now that VS is rebranding their woke shit, but I have a feeling the rebrand is so they can still use their hot chicks with less guilt and rage from the woke who they think are the reason the brand is dying…not because the brand is tired and having stores in every mall is fucking expensive…like I know fucking business…right…I can’t even make a dollar off this shit…

These are some one piece selfies cuz she’s likely been eating too many of those egg pastries they eat….and she’s looking pretty good even if I typically hate on her, there’s not much to hate on here..except maybe that ladder in the background of her bathroom…that shit is dumb.

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2021

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday because we celebrate Fishnets, in part because we like the girls who wear them, except I am still scarred by the 89 year old woman I saw in them last week, who I assumed thought she was still hooking in Paris in the 1920…then there’s the fat chicks in fishnets who look like they’re trying to strangle out their thighs like some cat burglar with dental floss on a security guard’s neck during a heist…but fishnets on average and better looking girls, not the outliers, who oftentimes are the norm, are still hot…

I would be suprised they aren’t cancelled because of the oppressive name, FISHNETS, imply that women are fish cuz they have rank pussies and that they need to be netted and controlled by a fishnet….a symbol of the patriarchy…netting women up like a tadpole in the pond amongst shitty children…or like a free swimming fish against the toxic masculinity capturing them….

But luckily, fishnets aren’t cancelled, cuz they can be monetized, they just complain and cancel everything else for the patriarchy…JUST NOT FISHNETS….CUZ THEY make average bitches look better.

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2021

Jun

Sarah Hyland’s Shorts Go Shopping of the Day

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Double Kidney Transplant because these child star celebrities get a lot of organ transplants considering they are rich and famous and organ transplants seem like a dramatic medical procedure…maybe it’s something in their craft services food on set…or some reaction to the hormone therapy they get put on young to stay young to get paid longer…I don’t know but it’s weird….

I have always been creeped out by Sarah Hyland and her weird underdeveloped body, her genetic disorder that led to her Kidney Transplants has been pretty obvious to me even before we knew she had some disease…

So her whole sexualizing herself, posting slutty workouts, bikini pics, and talking about sex that she’s done on social media has turned me off in ways I don’t understand, you know curdled stomach like I ate old pizza out of the trash when drunk, which is impossible cuz I always eat all the pizza, but you know there have been moments of diving in the trash when drunk and looking for that old food I forgot I had….and eating it…..cuz I am drunk….not that it matters….

What matters is that, when her primordial dwarfism face is out of the frame and we can focus solely on her ass in the skimpy shorts these girls wear…she’s far more interesting to stare at….hence this post which is more about Sarah Hyland’s shorts, than Sarah Hyland, cuz the shorts are the real star here…they make an otherwise creepy star alright.

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2021

Jun

Vanessa Hudgen’s Hard Nipples on Instagram of the Day

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I think we’ve established that Vanessa Hudgens had a comeback year in 2020, COVID did her good, and it was all because she figured out that people were on social media, didn’t care about movies and TV, and only cared about real life experiences with their celebrities, on some dude who pays hookers to be his girlfriend, which I never understood because the sex is the good part of the girlfriend, if you’re paying a bitch, go for that…not for her to give you girlfriend drama and experience to make you feel better about paying the bitch for sex…it’s fake…they are there for the money…take the sex…fool..

Anyway, she got Dumped, got fake tits, got producing content that her team decided was best for her relevance, it involved thirst trapping, letting people know why she’s famous…and here she is getting her hair done cuz she’s a working actress again thanks to that social media hype…adn she’s not wearing a bra…I mean why would you when you got fake tits…they are the built in bra yo….

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2021

Jun

Ashley Benson Titty Dress of the Day

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Ashley Benson is really not that eventful of a celebrity. She got cast on some major show at the time instagram was first happening and all of a sudden…she fucking mattered and will continue to matter as long as social media exists cuz she’s got the followers and no one unfollows for whatever reason….it’s a great scam and probably why she hasn’t worked as an actor since that show…unless she has and I don’t know about it cuz I don’t give a fuck….I mean her lesbian relationship with Cara Delevigne was a pretty funny “role” she took on….that actually helped her get hotter, becasue before Delevingne, she was about 40 pounds fatter, sloppy and lazy looking, but now she’s got fit, still has her big tits and gets done up the way I like to see celebrities present themselves….If I wanted to watch some slob on the couch looking like she’s on her period despite being too old for her period, I’d just look at my wife….these celebs have a responsibility to be hot..that’s why they get paid…fuckers..

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2021

Jun

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt’s on Fridays is what we do over in this motherfucking simulation we’ve created 17 years ago in anticipation for the crash of humanity where everything becomes internet based….only now we think the simulation is actual real life and this internet thing will be turned off…so let’s ride out the final internet days together by objectifying the women who objectify themselves…you know give em what they want for empowerment, that’s feminism..we’re feminists…because we celebrate sluts.

Frog Butt is a reminder that group think is real…I know the muppet faces of social media, the everyone dressing, looking, acting and believing the same things is everywhere and you don’t need a reminder if you’re an outsider like me…and I’m not saying that in a “I’m so different’ high school angst kind of way…but in a “I see society and it’s terrifying how these drones are put to pasture”….cuz I don’t really believe people are that dumb, but they are..

So Frog Butt is a reminder that one edgy slut took a chance, broke free from teh typical butt shot, and the masses hopped onto it and got in on too. The ice was broken, the risk taken, now there’s no way to allow that bitch to get the shine, when they can get the shine too.

The good news is, none of these girls are actually famous, so I don’t hate them for trying….I save my hate for the actual famous…these are just normals having fun in a society that is fucking weird.

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2021

Jun

Fat Bitch Pool Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Canadian Store Robbery

Is this a joke – Cali is Giving 50,000 Free Six Flags Tickets to People with the Vax…if you get Vax for Six Flags Tickets…You’re FUCKING nuts.

Cobra Hiding in a Motorbike

Giant Earthworm

Listen to this dad against the Critical Race Theory they are fucking the kids up with…

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2021

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hi, I’m drunkenstepfather and no one gives a shit about what I have to say…..I wish other people felt that people didn’t give a shit about what they had to say, and stayed of social media like me….save it for the BOTS…no one cares…

These people are the fucking worst, the self absorbed narcissists who label themselves “they” in a serious fucking way and that’s the least of the concerns…they are so blinded by their online personas that everything else about them is horrible too.

You know that in their spare time they all get together and have “intellectual banter” as they chat this boring de-colonialization woke bullshit that are all lies….that are oftentimes based on racist stereotypes or push racist ideas like “Black people can’t be into that, as a black person I know I felt like I couldn’t make it doing that, cuz black people aren’t like that, because of white people” bullshit…

The truth is you can be whatever the fuck you want to be…and if you think there’s some higher power in the way, you’re a pussy who doesn’t deserve what you want…you’re a victim and a blamer and you’re pushing your own racism on yourself as an excuse for who you are or what you are capable of….

The other day, I saw an asian cross dresser or trans dude say something like “I never met anyone who looked like me”….I repeat an asian tranny said he’s never met an asian tranny…when Thailand invented asian trannies…

Have you been to Southeast Asia bro? I have in the 90s and every second block was LADY BOYS looking for fuck….that looked just like you.

You’re not that unique or interesting….but the problem is no one calls them out for this blatant bullshit…I mean an asian tranny saying he’s never met anyone like him…is fucking insane…that is CRAZY talk and we pander to it..

Then I saw some story about two lesbians, who are basically men, taking on some extraordinary scientific feat, and not once did I think “oh they did that without men, how modern”…it didn’t even cross my mind…but by the second paragraph the media went into how this is the first time this kind of thing had no men present. I get the angle, but no one cares or thinks like that, unless they are idiots like the person who wrote the article making it about that…we are at a point in time where we know women can do what men do, without the help of men…they just aren’t as good. Right, the idea a woman was doing this solo wasn’t crazy so stop acting like it is media. You are the oppressive one

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