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2021

07

Jun

Let’s Hope Camila Cabello is Pregnant of the Day

They say don’t fat shame people, which I’ll never understand, if you don’t shame people, and they think their fatness is awesome and empowering, then how will they know that people find it gross…

As fat girls will tell you, they can still get fucked, dudes can still get hard for them, but they prefer when a bitch isn’t fat, they just fuck what is available…and those who like the fat girls are just a niche fetish, not the norm, it’s just when fat girls become the norm, you gotta follow the fucking trends if you ever want your dick wet…cuz the skinny bitches left are either with rich guys or have drug addiction problems….the fat are moving in…at least on Cabello, the Cuban starlet who was in some girl band, only to do a solo career, where she was this hot young thing….which is no more…now she looks like she’s either pregnant from her homosexual boyfriend’s sperm…it has been a lockdown, people aren’t working as much, and sperm could be turkey basted in…she is Cuban after all, where it’s normal to have kids young…or maybe she’s just been eating her fucking feelings…I don’t know…but she carries her weight like a pregnant bitch so for her sake, we’ll run with that…you know as to not fat shame her, even though I believe shaming is a good thing, it’s how people get better…but instead mom shame her since making babies is just as fucking gross…but something she can overcome when she shits it out…..

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2021

07

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I saw some of the Fauci leaked emails where in January 2020 he know it was likely created in a lab he funded….before deciding to cover it the fuck up….

I saw some of the Fauci leaked emails where he claimed that the death rate was likely going to be of a “Severe Flu Season”…which for the record is not necessarily “Pandemic Levels”….they are just normal Flu season level…so all the lockdown measures and government big brother-ing was a lie…

I saw some of the Faucki leaked emails where he claimed that masks don’t work, social distancing a farce, and basically things anyone with a brain knew….

So these medical workers who bought into and subscribed to the “Heroes on the Front Line” to perpetuate some storyline that made them feel more important than they are in what I think has proven to be a broken system, when they likely do more damage than good, but are marketed as the most important people in society….which I guess motivated some to hop into sex work, use the fetish and the guilt of non-medical workers to get paid, because when sitting at home scared of a virus, people bought into the frontline worker….

Where I was consistent in saying “This is their job, we don’t celebrate garbage men for doing their jobs, that’s why they get paid”….and I also would say how bad could the pandemic REALLY be if they have time to take the nudes….

What we dealt with was whiners…who wanted to be heroes in a thankless job because all jobs are thankless..and I guess whores who figured it was the right time to get naked to finance that backyard pool they always wanted, knowing they had job security, because of the scary pandemic that wasn’t even a pandemic….

The world is nuts, but I’ll support any nude selfies, even if the pussy is covered in all the anti-biotic resistant viruses and bacteria in the hospitals they are pulling their pussies out at for the the selfie….

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2021

07

Jun

Brie Larson Push Up Bikini of the Day

Brie Larson Pool

If I was to actually take the time to think about Brie Larson, it would pain me that her scam worked out for her, because she was an attention seeking, barely celebrity for a long fucking time, then someone decided she was the talent they could use for high ticket movies, and in order to get there, she had to win an Oscar…since the one thing these shit comic book movies need is Oscar winning actors…if anything it just reminds me that the Oscars are a fucking scam designed to get people higher paydays….you know now that they are in high demand they have limited time to do all projects…so the highest bidders get them…

Anyway, in her scamming Comic book, super stardom, she’s got a lot of nerds confused into thinking she’s hot, and I guess despite being old and rocking that rugged looking neck in her weirdly sexual posing by the pool, she’s pretty fit….starvation, working out, who knows, she’s an action star paid far too much, it’s the least she can do…

She’s been trying to do social media and is a reminder of how much of a loser she actually is, at least to people like me who can see through the trickery and sorcery she’s done to the industry by making them think she’s worthy of work….

I will never admit she’s A-List…but I will look at her tits in a bikini even if I don’t really like anything about it…they’re still tits and they shouldn’t be alienated even if their host body is a pile of shit…

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2021

07

Jun

Anna Camp Bikini of the Day

Anna Camp Bikini

Anna Camp is the 38 year old from Pitch Perfect….and a bunch of other shit I’ve never heard of…and she’s in a bikini….

I don’t know if she played a college aged girl on Pitch Perfect, but that would be hilarious since she’s 38…but I guess Pitch Perfect happened a decade ago at this point and Elizabeth Smart, or Berkley, Or Moss…what the fuck is the creator who scammed everyone with a billion dollar franchise is named……..shit…I’m losing it…not that I remember any of these idiots in the best of times….BANKS…Elizabeth Banks..

Anyway….Anna Camp…bikini….pretty old…the end.

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2021

07

Jun

Jordyn Jones Pussy Print in The Kitchen of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some child dancer, which is a creepy fucking concept, but it worked out alright for her, because she was able to use being on a reality show strictly based on children dancing, something that should never be on TV, but thanks to Hollywood being evil, is on TV, and it built up her social media fan base…

A fan base she currently sells panty pics to in the form of “CLOSE FRIEND STORIES”…which is essentially a loop hole that allows these people to sell their cocktease nudes on instagram directly to the pervert fanbase that we hope have only been following her since she’s turned 18 and started showing off her dancer body….which is a hot dancer body…built to fucking twerk on dicks as all dancers should…which is probably why I don’t really like her as much as I do…I like my trained dancers down on their luck, working the pole in their hometown, and not succeeding with multi million dollar barely nude on IG scams…that I guess aren’t really scams….cuz she’s half nude on IG…


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2021

07

Jun

What Happened to Bryce Dallas Howard of the Day

Serious question…

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2021

07

Jun

Karlie Kloss Quick Titty Suck of the Day

Karli Kloss Tits

I saw this picture in People Magazine…

Meaning we’ve got to a place where the mainstream media is beating the shit posting blogs to the titty content….while running their million dollar ads against the titties…not being flagged a porn site for showing the titties…cuz tits are empowering…

I have never found Karlie Kloss, the Taylor Swift puppet who is over 6 feet tall anything hot…when she was doing Victoria’s Secret, I didn’t understand it…but I am not the casting director or part of the scamming machine that decides who gets high paid contracts and celebrity and who doesn’t…and for the most part…none of these people who get the money deserve the money…they are all pretty uneventful and garbage…

Since it’s MILKY TIT MONDAY…I figured a titty flash is a titty flash so long as a baby is not latching on the titty for nutrients…and this titty flash is a lactation titty flash for all the empowered milk filled tits out there to have a celebrity endorsement regarding pulling tits out to feed your kid…something that’s never been shameful and that this whole free the nipple thing confuses me about…because moms have been breast feeding their kids since the 60s…maybe even before…what’s the big deal..right.

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2021

07

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

If you read this site and you don’t, you’ll know that I know that I find birthing, reproduction, breeding pretty fucking gross, so I am here hoping the vaccine is actually a Bill Gates answer to population control, sterilizing the masses who I think should be sterilized…

I don’t find a woman being knocked up to be something natural, the idea of a life growing inside them is parasitic to me, they sell cleanses for that…

I don’t find parents who pretend how happy they are to be honest, they are just stuck and making the best out of a situation…even if having a kid brings their egos and narcissism some level of purpose…they know that they’d rather not deal with the headache…

I don’t find maternal women to be all that attractive….I figure most women are going to be wired to be maternal and don’t need a parasitic creature to prove that they aren’t just “get my hole filled” whores….

So as a stepfather, not a real dad, married to someone who had kids, I can tell you first hand that I’m right…breeding is trash…

But as I get older, MILFS get younger, and for whatever reason it’s some instagram trend, probably because of a Kardashian, so the whole fucking a single mom cuz they have less options of people to fuck, knowing being a mom makes them a burden, makes them unavailable most of the time, except every second weekend and most Wednesdays…still exists..

So MILFs remain a solid option to get laid by someone who will likely not waste her time fucking around on you with other dudes, cuz she’s busy being a mom and when she does fuck around with you, she’ll only do it for some level of normal intimacy and a fuck….which I guess makes them not so bad…even if their vaginas have been shredded like documents you’re trying to make disappear…only mom pussies never disappear…


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2021

07

Jun

Malu Trevejo Bikini of the Day

Malu Trevejo is some 18 year old who got fake tits basically on her 18th birthday the way nature intended, so that she could elevate her TikTok content that has made her pretty famous, or at least famous enough to be used by Bella Thorne to increase Bella’s clout and relevance through people who have big followings…it’s a business…

She may look like trash, she may trigger you from whatever is going on here, but she’s a young girl with tnan internet body, who got famous on TikTok before it was owned by the Chinese Government, back when it was a lip synching app for tweens and people, not necessarily this one, because this one’s on OnlyFans, doing that route….are getting record deals despite being known for lip synching….

The world is nutty…and this is what the youth are into…so get on board or be left behind as they say.

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2021

07

Jun

Sommer Ray Nude of the Day

Sommer Ray Nude

The internet is pretty funny. Sommer Ray, who you’e probably NEVER heard of because she solely exists on social media and social media is the fucking devil, likely designed by the Government to tap into the lives and minds of basically 90 percent of society, who are too dumb to realize that shit is evil, but instead voluntarily offer up their data for some reptile looking aspergers weirdo to make billions of dollars….while treating him like some sort of genius…even though social media existed for at least 8 years before he hopped on…but I guess peopel weren’t on social media at the time so didn’t realize it….it’s a scam..

But yeah, Sommer Ray, 26 million fans who are into her “working out” because she’s a fitness guru or maybe they’re there because she wears basically no clothing and does fake workouts she pretends are the reason for her body….and maybe those workouts are the reason for her body…but I can assure you the dudes watching her are only there for the body..

Whether she’s compelling, intelligent, inspiring or not is irrelevant, she takes pervy content of herself and we need that to exist…or they need that to exist..but I guess we need that to exist…since I’m reposting her way too rich for what she does ass…

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