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2021

04

Jun

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

I live in French Canada, so a Frog Butt is a totally different concept to me…it’s usually one found at the strip club living shit stains on your jeans because of all the poutine they ate….at least in the strip clubs I used to frequent when strip clubs were open….

There’s an ongoing joke that French gils always have stripper as their back-up plan to get paid an live their best French Canadian life…you know if their hair dresser, spray tan, bar maid, bottle service accomplishments ever fall through…

That’s not to say French girls aren’t hot or that they don’t fuck on the first date that doesn’t need to be a date…they have that JOY OF LIFE…and fucking is part of those good times…

It’s to say that Frog Butts when they aren’t the butts of french girls, are girls on their knees, arching in ways that I guess make their asses look hotter…so these are frog butts, far better than actual frog butts, do frogs even have butts? I’ve never seen a frog shit…the frog frog not the french frog…I’ve seen french frogs shit…it was an upsell….the worst upsell ever.

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2021

04

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Cleavage of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is garbage, but I saw some story that her husband is asking for 50 percent of her internet brand in their divorce and I thought how great a thing, since he probably financed the whole thing and might as well get his piece of the action, because even if the idea that women out there buy anything that this pile of dog shit reality star, who ditched the actual hit show her peers went onto do, because she thought she was too good for it and destined to legit stardom, only to become an athlete’s wife, like a sugar baby on the LA dating apps trying to get her rent paid, only able to play it in a better way because she had been on TV…..

Point being, she has her tits that I assume are fake tits out, being that Orange County rich and boring wife…but I’ll still stare at the tits.

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2021

04

Jun

Elsa Hosk Mom Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret model because that’s just the natural progression of the female Swedish Basketball team…because they’re hot and not those WNBA “girls”…does the WNBA still exist….I feel like at one time they were doing hormone testing on the star players to make sure they were genetically female but that could have just been a rumor based on seeing what looked like balls in their shorts…

I feel like the Swedish team is more something to jack off to, you know fetish videos, the way all female sports should be, the whole athleticism is about as exciting as watching high school dudes participate in the sport, because that’s about the level their at, so without being able to jerk off to them while doing the sport…what’s the point of watching it at all…

I also feel like Elsa Hosk, in missing the basketball life, grew her own basketballs to fill her bikini top, because her mom tits are large…

Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel VS replacement and I like her…even though I can’t speak to whether her mom pussy is still functional, in one piece or a blown out mess…but the truth is, I couldn’t speak to that before she reproduced like some psychopath who doesn’t see the end of the world is near…how brave or stupid…

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2021

04

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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I used to think Candice Swanepoel was the hottest VS model…even though I’d make fun of her racist South African Farm owning roots….and her statistically high risk of HIV…you know BELIEVE THE SCIENCE….READ THE DATA….19 percent of the population over the age of 15 are HIV positive…scarier than your COVID bullshit…right…

So yeah, I used to think Candice Swanepoel was the hottest VS model…she made me want to risk the shark infested waters, to get to a blood diamond mine and profess my love for her….

I don’t think she’s the hottest VS model anymore…life happens, things rot…even love…nothing is forever.

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2021

04

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back pantie are a reminder that everyone is a fucking idiot who does what they are told…or at least women are….

It’s like tell a woman that their panties are out of style and frowned upon, and next thing you know, they’re out there replacing all their underwear for a thong for no reason other than marketing…

If the underwear company trying to sell me slutty cheaper panties for the same price by shaming full back panties and granny panties…no girl trying to be hot wants to be wearing granny panties…that’d be CRAZY talk…so they bust out the credit cards and stock up..

Obviously, that’s changed in the last few years, the full back panty is alive and well and no longer the granny panty, but never forget how dumb the women who fell for that lie are…they’ll fall for anything…hell…maybe they’ll even fall for fucking you…but I doubt it.

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2021

04

Jun

Brie Larson Butt Plug of the Day

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I saw this GIF last night and I’ve already linked to it twice….but I had no choice but to do the repost here and say “I THINK SHE HAS A BUTT PLUG IN”….

As you know I update StepSMUT.com daily…and the amount of butt plug insertion videos I see is at the level of absurd. It’s a trend and these girls rock their butt plugs all day…because I guess they way it makes them feel like they have to shit all day….

No, I haven’t ever had a butt plug in me, but I have had girls finger my ass a few times and it’s a giant uncomfortable whatever for me, so the fact that all these chicks have buttplugs in, maybe cuz it’s “cool”…I mean they are updating them to the internet for all to see so it is some level of clout….is weird…

But the more I watch this upshort video, the more I see the reflection of something that is likely a buttplug gem around where you’d expect to see her asshole.

If this is a butt plug, this would be the first celebrity butt plug flash, which isn’t shocking cuz I know celebs take it up the ass, it’s just shocking that they’d post it to IG…

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2021

04

Jun

Ashley Greene Bikini of the Day

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I’ve been around long enough to remember when Ashley Greene pretended to be a virgin, or under some born-again-virgin work order mandated by her management when they hired her as one of the Jonas brother’s girlfriends, because they were on a short leash, controlled, Disney kids with no souls…

I remember when they tried to push this virginity, promise ring shit, which is fucking crazy considering we all knew this bitch took dick basically from Florida to LA, she took the fucking DICK TRAIN to getting cast in Twilight, the ONLY thing she’s ever done…

SO having her LIE to everyone, pretending she wasn’t pegging the Jonas brother every night and pissing on his face like he was a public toilet, the way he was taught when he was coming up in the industry…when abuse becomes fetish…like my gay friend, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, who told me he knew he was gay when his teacher made him jerk off for him and he liked it….kind of thing…

But yeah, before the young generation were heathen pervert fucks, I guess the agenda wanted to push wholesome, and chose to use a gutter whore to do it…

Well the gutter whore is still at it in bikini selfies that you may find hot, but that I find boring…

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2021

04

Jun

Lily Easton Pussy Print of the Day

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Lily Easton’s some hot model who I am going to assume is from Australia, which means she likes to get drunk and fuck, all Australian girls do…

I creeped her instagram and it was barely exciting, but that’s just because I think all instagram feeds are boring since all these bitches are the fucking same, doing the exact same hustle, barely going off the plotted course which is pretty fucking uninspiring as they are all trying to cash grab…useless…

I’d say it was a waste of a hot bitch, but it’s not entirely a waste of a hot bitch, because they’ve all reduced themselves to posting half naked pics, which by definition is good enough, cuz we get to see them in half naked pics…it’s just not very inspiring since there’s not much more to it…I’m looking for more…

But I guess I’ll take the titties how they come, lower my expectations, and expect the bare minimum from all these attention seeking girls who are luckily hot enough to deserve the attention since they aren’t fat…even if this one’s sturdy…with those sturdy legs…her pussy definition is worth a look…

RIGHT.

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2021

04

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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FISHNETS are the OPPRESSIVE SYMBOL of the PATRIARCHY implying that women are only sexy when in restraints for the misogynistic male who sexualizes them….or some other nonsene the fake feminists of social media will claim because they need to find an angle to cancel everything, even fishnets, unless of course those fishnets are being used to bait dudes into exclusive content sites where the women in fishnets can make money off their own empowered sexuality, in which case it’s ok to sexualize women…

They aren’t even consistent in their messaging, which just further confuses everything, but luckily, we don’t have to listen to these crazy people…and once you recognize that whole woke thing as crazy…it makes life far less annoying and we can go back to being normal and having fun….because ultimately, we’re not here for a long time, so let’s have a good time, all the other noise is just miserable people being miserable, trying to rain on our PARADE…since it’s not a GAY PRIDE parade…