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2021

03

Jun

Lottie Moss Ass in a Thong of the Day

Lottie Moss is the Modern Kate Moss, they have the same last name so it makes sense, I’ve just never seen them in the same photo, and I didn’t see Lottie Represented on Kate Moss’ modeling agency, so I can’t imagine how close they are…

But Kate Moss, who was the luxurious, high end, fashion party, coke snorting, mom with her tits out being expensive….is basically the anti-thesis of this one…who. is built like an IG girl, wears stripper clothing, sells nudes and probably panties on only fans, all while rocking that instagram BODY..

I don’t think she’s terrible, I like the “NOT YOURS” tattoo which I am sure dudes read as a challenge and once up inside her think “IT IS FOR NOW”….and even though G-Strings are trash, and her whole dirty foot thing is trash, selling nudes to perverts is always an LOL….money grubbers are amongst us and they are getting paid…I just don’t know who would ever pay for this shit…but they do…and I am sure Lottie is pretty happy about that…..

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2021

03

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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As ridiculous as the world is, I am pretty happy that girls feel compelled to doing TITTY Drop content for the sake of doing Titty Drop content…it’s like “HERE ARE MY TITTIES, WATCH THEM DROP”…

As slutty as we’ve become as a people, you know porn is appealing, cumming is fun, evil is exciting and easy to buy into….I am still always surprised to see girls pulling out their tits in content you’d expect they’d only send to their boyfriends….because I remember when getting nudes was a challenge…now it’s just like “give it to everyone”…and it’s fun to be part of the everyone…because I’ve asked to see tits 1000s of times and have been rejected, and I am sure even these girls would be shy to show their tits in person, but on the internet, they sext us alls and we don’t even have to try…pretty good deal…

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2021

03

Jun

Josephine Skriver Wet of the Day

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Josephine Skriver may have the most embarrassing husband, some barely a rockstar dude from some irrelevant band, who moved them to Nashville for him to continue his musical career as a songwriter for people who are hopefully far less lame than him…not that this is about the “rockstar” no one’s ever heard of who secures the pussy of the Victoria’s Secret models when they get off the plane…because he got the job as model-handler…possibly a paid position from the brand…or maybe just something you’d volunteer for since fucking models is payment in and of itself…and before Skriver…this clown dated Demi Lovato – disgusting….and Sara Sampaio….another VS girl we don’t really understand where she surfaced from…

Anyway, this is about Skriver and not the creep that took her virginity and made an honest woman out of her through manipulation tactics…the WELCOME wagon in a WELCOME TO AMERICA this is my dick….she was made in a test tube, some genetic experiment conducted by a gay man and his lesbian egg donor…who I am sure designed her to be as hot as she is….so I’ll give her a break when it comes to her choice in COCK.

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2021

03

Jun

Iggy Azalea Lingerie of the Day

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I didn’t find Iggy Azalea and her ridiculous fake body hot when she wasn’t a mom….so this post pregnancy weirdness is not hot to me…but she is in lingerie for her “artistic vision” that I think is a total load of shit but that’s probably because I never believed her weird storyline of being a stripper at 16 in Miami using a fake ID…because I don’t live in America and if I tried to get to America at 16 on a fake idea….I’d likely be stopped at the border…and if I did somehow manage to get into America with either w work visa or tourist visa…I wouldn’t make a point of telling people I was working illegally in the country doing illegal sex work…you see that’s the kind of thing Immigration frowns upon….the first being overstaying your welcome, the second is working illegally, so the fact that they play that “hard” angle is a fucking joke…they would have revoked her citizenship…famous or not…

That said, we can all agree that her fame is undeserving, her money undserving, but she’s in lingerie…a liar in lingerie…

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2021

03

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thongs….PRIDE MONTH edition…since everyone is an asshole and everyone has an asshole, it’s the gender unifier and the orifice all people can stimulate, gay or straight, but more for the gays….

Yes, it’s Pride Month, which I didn’t realize was a monthlong event, until it’s been shoved down my fucking throat the last two days….

My theory is a crazy one…and that is people should be proud of what they fuck all year round…unless what they fuck is illegal….but instead, thanks to the internet making everything some marketing opportunity for brands, they’ve decided to make it a month long thing for the LGBTQRST community, because they need the attention, considering EVERYONE is gay….

I do know that every brand out there is really taking advantage of the pride thing as a hook to get more sales and to signal how woke they are…but it is all so fucking stupid…

I don’t know why groups of people need to segregate themselves to show the world how unique they are…when we walk down the street and see you in your dresses, or holding hands, we see how unique you are…

It’s totally unnecessary and pandering, but people like it, it makes them feel part of something, either cuz they are gay, since everyone is gay, or not gay, so the world KNOWS they are on board for this gay thing, that NO ONE anywhere is really against or care about…at least not in this era…but for whatever reason they talk about gay like it’s this frowned upon thing…those motherfuckers need a time machine to understand what gay oppression actually is..

I don’t care if you’re gay or straight, or what your fetish is, unless it is of the illegal kind…and I really don’t think anyone does…so this song and dance is just bullshit….but asshole behind thongs…those are the real deal.

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2021

03

Jun

Jenna Dewan Braless of the Day

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40 year old Jenna Dewan the Backup Dancer who married superstar Channing Tatum who is probably worth a couple of hundred million dollars from the Magic Mike franchise alone….doesn’t care about living off that divorce settlement money…she’s out here trying to prove that she can stop the time, or wants you to believe that she can stop the time, because despite being 40, she’s still producing selfie smut like an amateur pornographer and since she has all the money in the world…it’s not for anything but her own ego and that’s pretty fucking vile…

It’s like bitch, we get it, you can be a whore on social media for likes and follows, but you already got what you need from being a whore…why do these people insist on getting more and more….it’s incessant and not always a good thing…especially after LORDY LORDY looks who 40….that’s like that ignoring the expiration date on your SOUR CREAM…you know…already rancid when you got it…the idea of SOUR CREAM alone is cream that’s gone sour…so once expired…even more rancid…what I am saying is DEWAN is rancid…and I don’t mean the band…but someone may want her SALVATION…it’s just not quite there yet, she’s too busy being a heathen…

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2021

03

Jun

Loren Gray Bikini of the Day

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The funniest thing about this Loren Gray girl is that I know who she is….

I don’t know anything, I can’t even remember “important” actors, even though none of them are important, they just think they are, cuz they are the kind of people who jack off to themselves in front of the mirror…you know made to believe being in some bullshit movie they are overpaid for is revolutionary or progressive or worse….ART…

Get the fuck out of here…

But yeah, I know who Loren Gray is, only because her content is so filtered, so edited, so clown-like, that it’s fucking hilarious…because NO ONE makes fun of it, or calls her out, since they are all doing the same thing…

Is jerking off to her like jerking off to ANIME? Pretty fucking much….is she even real? Or are you going to discover she’s a 45 year old Asian man trolling….because you’re all a bunch of suckers…

Fo those of you not turned off by the clown face filter she’s got on, she’s a TIKTOK sensation, famous for lip syncing songs, only to have a record deal because of the fans…the sheer number of fans…the record companies know she doesn’t even need to know how to sing, they’ll all still get paid…and therein lies the fucking problem….

They are making popstars out of girls of TikTok known for lip synching…and people go along with this scam….the world…doomed.

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2021

03

Jun

Olivia Munn Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I am pretty consistent on my hate for Olivia Munn and her fake tits. She’s just a fucking try hard phoney posturing for attention and using her tits well into her 50s, she must be 50, right?, to get attention….

It’s a fine strategy, but when you have hatred in your soul for a bitch, nothing she can do can get you hard, even if you’re not an impotent fuck like me.

So when she first surfaced as some TV host on a fourth tier digital network back when that was a thing, you know before the internet, where her show “ATTACK OF THE SHOW” that bred nothing buy garbage people..basically exploited nerds and nerd culture, we call it CULTURE VULTURE, not that I know nerds…but I know Olivia Munn was the chick who manipulated the nerds to do her homework because she felt she was too hot to do the actual work, and everything she’s done, or tries to do, is in efforts to massage her bullshit ego….

She should have been left to hosting, maybe the Maria Menounos replacement or an OnlyFans girl by now…yet for some reason she’s an “actor”…it’s pretty lame, but hollywood is lame and at least she’s got tits, even if they don’t redeem her for her bullshit lies…

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2021

03

Jun

Tallia Storm See Through of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a Scottish singing scam that was put together by her parents…or her mother who was an egotistical PR chick who knew how to do low level internet marketing…

TITS GET HITS…

That’s all it fucking takes, which is basically why everything on the internet is 90 percent perverted porn sleaze, even from the normals you’d never expect it from, like Disney Kids, or popstars….all shamelessly shopwing their true whore colors…

There was a time when they tried to pretend that Leo was a fag with Lucas Haas, there was a time when they pretended that these girls didn’t suck dick to get there, but now are sucking dick on social media despite being there…the gatekeepers are no more…the money is in putting it all out there…

Anyway….her mom, the publicist marketing person figured out how to get her daughter trending…it’s not that hard if you make the right moves or if you own the media…it’s the internet, it can be gamed…

But if a bitch is into showing her tits for no reason besides showing her tits…other than getting hits, likes and follows, I don’t care because I like tits…

I am not some holier than thou preacher who looks down on this shit, I’m a degenerate pervert who loves tits…I am not surprised but amazed by these girls are basically posting pics of their own tits for attention…normal girls…on public traded social media platforms…what world is this?

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2021

03

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Girls will use any excuse to take a nude selfie…I don’t know if all girls take the naked selfies but back when I would socialize, I would ask every girl if they had nudes on their phone, and when they’d blush and say no, I’d ask to see the camera roll, you know like an APP…GIVE me access..only unlike an app, they’d be freaked out and uncomfortable with me looking at their shit…

That’s one thing I’ll never understand about the lazy minds that make up our population….if you approach them and ask them to give you their phone, they get mad, but if TikTok asks them to give them access to their phone permanently, they sign up…real idiots…

Maybe everyone is too busy masturbating to all the porn out there, medicated on anti-depressants, taking nudes to be masturbated to, cuz they get turned on by themselves being slutty…or maybe…just maybe…they genuinely want you to see their tanlines….

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