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2021

09

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Underboob of the Day

Maddie Ziegler was creepily cast on a children’s dance show, which is a terrifying concept and I’ll forever say it should not be on TV, because the worst kinds of people would be drawn to kids dancing….like SIA…who cast this girl for all her music videos because she watched the show she was on…propelling her to superstardom by casting her in all of her videos for her overly popular videos..

Well, she turned 18….clearly has the right advisers and is sexualizing herself on social media, by barely sexualizing herself compared to the other 18 year olds shoving objects in their assholes for the highest bidders…but still sexualizing herself by our standards of sexualizing because we are old and remember pre-social media when girls weren’t thirsty half naked whores fighting for followers in the weirdest competition we’ve experienced….money grubbers money grubbing like the mental cases they are…

I heard some story about how they introduced money to apes in some research program, and once the apes understood the concept, the men started cheating and stealing to hoard the money, while the women prostituted themselves…it’s basic primate instinct fools and we’re knee deep swimming in it…

All this to say Maddie’s looks good in her “fitness” outfit posing casually…and not because she wants you to think she’s hot..obviously..


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2021

09

Jun

Sophie Turner Bisexual in a Bra of the Day

Sophie Turner, who I never really cared about because I didn’t watch Game of Thrones, and only really know of her as the Jonas Brother wife and baby momma, which is pretty embarrassing for her, but I’ll assume before she was a famous she was a fan, so it’s like Jenny McCarthy marrying the New Kid on the Block you know she’d fuck her hair brush to when they were famous in the 80s…and she was in her mid-30s…

She’s recently and conveniently decided to identify as bi sexual, which means basically nothing, but saying that would be a hate crime, when I should celebrate her being so brave to come out as a married women, who recently had a kid, being into tits and eating pussy…women are hotter than men, if you can fuck a man, then you sure as hell can fuck a woman, especially if you are a woman…

It was convenient because it was planned around PRIDE MONTH, and it is also a smart career move, because ad agencies are specifically looking for LGBTQ+ people for their campaigns, so announce it, get the press, broaden your horizons…all while maintaining a hetero relationship in some Nuclear Family of the rich and famous who dabble in inviting chicks in to switch things up…in this porn generation…

Or maybe she figured she was bisexual when she realized that she married a woman….NO SURPRISE FOR THE REST OF US.

The point is, who the fuck cares if she identifies as someone into chicks cuz she watches porn, or whatever the programming has done to these people, fuck everyone, you’re rich and famous…

Either way, here’s her bi sexual outfit…so daring….and tall and skinny, how we like em….

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2021

09

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless

Gwyneth Paltrow’s the fucking worst old timer attention seeker out there….always peddling her bullshit and for whatever reason, I assume satan, the media has made her their sweetheart, all while being absolutely uninteresting in her bullshit existence as a rich kid who had a stint as a shitty actress…

I don’t know anyone who was into Gwyneth Paltrow, even at her peak in her acting career, if anything people only got off to her when her head was cut off in Seven….you know the best Paltrow is the one who isn’t being shoved down our throat…

I don’t care if she makes pussy scented candles, probably not based on her herpes, menopause, fecal scents her pussy likely has….I don’t care that she pushes masturbation, people have been masturbating since we were teenagers, we don’t need Paltrow pushing vibrators to inspire us…women know all about shower heads, washing machines in spin cycle, the pool jets, basically anything and everything…massagers…you know vibrators existed before Paltrow…and we don’t need her as our old corpse hero to normalize that shit…we’re perverted enough without her.

I don’t know why she’s topless, maybe to divert from that old grey face, I just know that this body is boxy and should be covered up, it’s the decent thing to do…but her narcissism won’t let her…arm bras for everyone…and if you’re into this…you’re part of the problem..

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2021

09

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I know that weed is marketed as numbing people’s minds, possibly making them schizophrenic, and whatever other propaganda that’s been put together to keep weed illegal or to make weed illegal…which has clearly been by design because weed is the magical plant that has medicinal values and a lot of other harmless anti-inflammatory traits that would really fuck with the big pharma industry, which we’ve learned over COVID is a bullshit industry that doesn’t care about lives or people, but rather profits…

Anyway, I would argue that social media, gambling, money are far worse soul sucking addictions, while weed, although mild, can be inspiring and enlightening…

I would also argue that the opiate crisis, not white supremacy, despite Biden’s billshit on fake racism, is the real problem in America and I bet if those people smoked weed, they’d have never been prescribed those opiates by the big pharma industry that is heavily corrupt…

I would also argue that all the anti-depressants, the media, the news, the Hollywood industry, also all far more numbing that smoking a joint before watching a movie, or fucking, or basically anything..

I may be an alcoholic but I am pro weed…and I guess so are these girls…posing nude with weed…activism doing their part as activists for the weed heads out there…some look way too into weed…a few too many munchies…maybe too stoned to realize they are gross…but I SUPPORT the amateur nude model…always…I’m a hero or at least an upstanding citizen showing support to girls getting nude…becuase I’m no sexist….misogynist…into the “Partriarchy”….I am a feminist.

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2021

09

Jun

Madelaine Petsch Pussy Print of the Day

Maddy Petsch is the hot one from Riverdale, the rest of them are trolls, but in line with the quality of that piece of shit show, where as this one just steals all attention around that show because she’s the hot one….I have seen Riverdale, I know how fucking garbage it is and I know how hot Maddy Petsch is on the show…unfortunately not hot enough to redeem the show like Pam Anderson was for Baywatch…but still the only good the show has to offer…and that’s really not a dis on her level of hotness and more a commentary on how fucking bad Riverdale is..

Anyway, she’s clearly escaped the oppressive rule of CANADA where they film that dog shit and is somewhere with tropical plant in some expensive looking bathroom cuz girl is a rich kid but girl also gets paid…

She’s posing with her mom in some mom/daughter incest fetish erotica with a bit of BONDAGE or BDSM…cuz you know the mom is saying “PULL MY HAIR”…..before “SPIT IN MY MOUTH”….as these things work out.

I know people who have fucked moms and daughters…not in a creepy way, but in a they were dating the mom or they were dating the daughter, and got to fucking the other one when the one they were dating wasn’t around, not the threesome you’d expect, but still fucking the pussy and the source code pussy….pretty eventful….unfortunately, that’s never happened to me and will likely never happen to me…but I’ve chosen to go on living regardless…which should make no one out there happy.


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2021

09

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini Underboob of the Day

I am the first to admit that I was a Nina Agdal hater, I don’t know why I was a hater, I don’t generally hate anything, I just find a target and run with it, and keep on going with it, until I get bored of it, and Nina Agdal, for whatever reason, I decided was some sort of sugar baby scam who didn’t deserve any recognition for being the Sports Illustrated model she became and basically committed her life to, as she hasn’t done much beyond that….unless you consider fucking or pretending to date Leo DiCaprio, despite him being a homo,something substantial…

I would go on about how she looks like a retard you’d want to fuck, even though you like fucking all retards, their drooling faces are so cute and their helmets so fun to cum on….

As it turns out, she’s got fit over the last year, her body is ripped and I like fit girls because too many girls are fat…and her body in bikini is worth staring at….the way you’d expect it to be as an SI Swim Model, only she’s old now…

This just goes to show you, all it takes is fitness for a bitch to look look amazing…so all you unfit bitches out there…get fit…


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2021

09

Jun

Madison Pettis Bikini of the Day

Madison Pettis is some hot child star who managed to rebrand herself as someone to jerk off to, if you’re into jerking off to pics of girls in bikinis, like you were back when facebook first happened and you got to see all these people in your social network or from your past in their bikinis….tits you never expected from your bank teller, grocery store clerk you chat with and even old friends from High School still looking good or colleagues from past jobs….or their friends and family…or your friends and family…damn the bikini selfie was a game changer..

Anyway, Pettis was a child star no one gave a fuck about, despite being a person of COLOR which you think by default would mean everyone would be about her, while shaming themselves for being white and having racist ancestors, possibly slave owners back in the day, even though she’s half white and thus proof of how NOT RACIST OUR SOCIETY is…you fucking liars trying to divide us…well you didn’t divide the load dropped into Pettis’ mom now did you.

She came to my attention after being recruited by Rihanna for her panty campaigns, so I expect nothing but half nude pics from her going forward, it’s what she’s good at.

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2021

09

Jun

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

Wet Spot Wednesday is the day we all get to pretend we’re Gynecologists in the peak of our careers analyzing pussy discharge on panties to see if it’s piss, shit, vaginal infections of either the yeast, fungus, or bacteria variety….maybe it’s afterbirth or an STD…where I guess afterbirth is the STD..maybe it’s squirt…which they claim isn’t pee in the “Art of Female Ejaculation” tutorial I was once gifted in the early 2000s…where 2 fat older chicks taught the art of squirting…I wonder if that DVD is still out there…let me google it for you…I couldn’t find it…but it is a legitimate thing…

Anyway, to the panty fetishists out there looking for that “she’s really turned on” moment…of believing anything you see on the internet cuz you’re a literal half wit fuck who doesn’t think they are being lied to because the story they are being told is too exciting to debunk…

The point is, I like wet panties, I like pics of wet panties, but I don’t like them when they are broad stroke for everyone and not personalized, it feels forced or like a weird attention seeking, and most importantly, it’s kinda gross in photo, even though you’d dive through laundry hampers for this shit in real life….enjoy.

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2021

09

Jun

Break Up of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

White Woman Only Lets Black People into the Park

Mopping up the parking Lot

Dude in “I Don’t Stop 4 Cops” T-Shirt Gets Chased

Fisherman Slip

Bear Wants a Beer

Man Falls Through Ceiling

Maryland Cicada Takeover

Weightlifter Forgets to Breathe

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2021

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This website is like a fart joke….not very good….low hanging fruit shit but at the same time, it’s been going on for 17 years so there’s something hilarious in that, that makes it like the longest running far joke…not very good…but consistently unfunny….I should get some sort of longevity award…where are the WEBBYs and why am I not included….you exclusive non inclusive internet people….

Now, I find it funny when people ignore the facts around COVID because they are as invested as they are in living through it, like the lamest pandemic movie ever, where they are the heroes doing their part for society by wearing a mask….because I still see people wearing masks outside despite Fauci’s own emails saying they are useless and the CDC saying it’s virtually impossible to get COVID outside….

Then I see shit like that the COVID vaccine was in production in 2016 or 2018 as per Fauci’s requests with Moderna…making this whole “maybe it was planned” seem a hell of a lot more realistic now that it’s been confirmed to be a lab leak funded by the government…

Yet people don’t care, but you have to remember, these people are the same people who follow the Kardashians and do all they say, even jack up their face to normalize the ugly girls looking like porn girls look, even hot girls are out there destroying themselves for the look….

Then you have to remember that people still think Reality TV is just documentary, not actually produced by a team of expert TV producers who know how to design the shit for entertainment purposes….

I even saw a hard hitting journalistic piece on Buzzfeed, America’s news source, about how reality TV casts are leaking the stories of how rigged the shit is….because it is rigged…yet no one seems to care or look past the surface because you’re all mindless idiots with no brains…

So if you can buy into American Idol winners being based on votes and not based on who will make them the most money in album sales…or if you buy into any of these shows being legit…then you’ll surely buy into the news being pushed on you from your Governments…or CNN….or whoever…

They’ve trained you to be superficial, literal, narcissistic fucks who have no sense of rational or critical thought…yet you just believe whatever you are told….

Except when I tell you to send me money, which for some reason no one does, and that makes me sad…

It’s like I know how dumb society is, but I am not able to rook them in and make them work for me…..

I guess no one takes fart jokes, or the website equivalent seriously…

Here are some MORNING HANGOVER DUMP which is never nice or friendly stool.

UFC Champion Amanda Nunes Calls Out Kim Kardashian
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Slut Chantel Jeffries in Seee Through Pants
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Titty Model LouLou in her Apartment
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Instagram Bikini Girl Fails!
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Dumb Chick Does an Elbow Drop
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Elle Johnson Throws Her Support Behind the Jazz
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The Blue Skinned People of Kentucky
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Uber Eats on a Jetski
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Turntable Ferries…
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They Say this is Bill Hader’s Most Underrated SNL Skit…I say all SNL is Overrated
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Cool Dancing Raccoon
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Oranges Kill Balloons
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Brad Pitt’s Civil War Doc picked up by NBC
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Destructive Dog
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Animal VS Big Titty Lady’s Dress
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Hot Cam Sluts
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