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2021

04

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Bra and Panties of the Day

I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Sydney Sweeney is the most important celebrity created within the industry, which is a rare thing to happen these days with social media marketers making themselves more famous than the celebs…I wonder who invested in creating this..but I don’t actually care.

She actually has a bit of a weird looking, possibly inbred looking, at least according to my friend who used to fuck this inbred chick for many years cuz she was his sister, because the inbred have similar ceiling eyes…

That doesn’t mean she’s not hot, or that her tits aren’t massive, erasing any negatives that come with other parts of her, like her face…if anything, it makes her all the more valuable…plus despite the tits, she’s got a tight looking body that keeps getting used in lingerie / underwear campaigns from various brands which you’d think was conflict of interest between the people paying her, but that you’re glad is happening, cuz they get this bitch stripped down…

I like that she’s not from Social Media, that she’s got tits she shows in the movies, that she’s been created by her agents and the industry…getting those big pay days as she continues her hustle…getting half naked cuz that’s all anyone gives a shit about now anyway…do people even watch movies or TV, or is it just social media and porn?

Who cares…underwear modeling happened…look…

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2021

04

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I’ve seen all this insane propaganda around the vaccine, obviously, you know from lotteries and bribes, influencers and models pretending to get the vaccine because they are actually getting paid to fake it, which makes the whole thing all the more terrifying…if it’s so good, why the bribes…

But yeah, I saw Miley’s doing an NBCU concert in Nashville for the fully vaccinated, segregating the un vaccinated to the back of the bus…I saw Lollapalooza is heading back to Chicago as per the pug faced mayor’s request..it will be for the vaccinated…then there’s the BET awards that are encouraging the “BLACK” and disenfranchised to get vaccinated…which seems racist and discriminatory in and of itself…is BET even owned by black people? Looks like its owned by Viacom…not black business, just a white people pretending to make black content for black people, while taking all the money, maybe something to look into…

So it’s just a matter of time before they start showing up at your door to administer the shot in exchange for a HEALTH PASSPORT….and I say….if we need any kind of health passport..it’s the on/off passport cuz I like seeing clothed women naked, so I can compare and contrast..it’s the important work.

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2021

04

Jun

Madelaine Petsch Cleavage of the Day

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Maddy Petsch is another South African, but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she isn’t high risk of HIV because I don’t think she ever lived there or ran a farm with black laborers you’d probably call by a different name since South Africa is a racist as shit place…thanks to the whites moving in and colonizing it for all their resources….

Maddy Petsch was likely raised in the USA, because her dad, a rich banker, got into the chemical free pool business in his retirement, up in Oregon or Washington…or somewhere along the Pacific crest trail…

She’s on that Archie Riverdale show that fucking sucks….I know good TV and I know that Riverdale is bad TV….but she’s the best the show has to offer, so staring at her cleavage may be dull, it may not be as good as staring at her asshole, the gateway to her soul, she’s still a hot ginger, which for the record is an oxymoron, at least based on all the redheads I’ve met…all freakishly pale and creepy…I remember when I almost fucked the awkward redhead in High School because she was one of those weird nerd losers who was exceptionally horny and forced herself on me because she figured I would never say no…and the second I saw her bright dark pink pussy staring back at me with its fluorescent orange top hat on…I puked…but I’m a fan of this one…

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2021

04

Jun

Sammi Hanratty See Through of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty is a nothing celebrity who has had one or two acting jobs that didn’t matter…

I guess she’s on instagram trying to get noticed, probably in hopes of getting more attention, more famous, more acting jobs so that she’s not seen as some almost made it but didn’t quite make it…

My opinion of her strategy is pretty irrelevant because I don’t know what it takes to be famous, even though I’ve been doing this all these years, there’s no actual logic, it just depends who co-signs the talent…but I do know that if you’re going to be doing bra in fishnet mesh tops…you should probably lose the bra…we’re all grown ups here…show the fucking tits, get the hits…this “soft” approach to slutty in an era where everyone is literally selling their nudes won’t stand the test…so figure it out Ratty….

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2021

04

Jun

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I live in French Canada, so a Frog Butt is a totally different concept to me…it’s usually one found at the strip club living shit stains on your jeans because of all the poutine they ate….at least in the strip clubs I used to frequent when strip clubs were open….

There’s an ongoing joke that French gils always have stripper as their back-up plan to get paid an live their best French Canadian life…you know if their hair dresser, spray tan, bar maid, bottle service accomplishments ever fall through…

That’s not to say French girls aren’t hot or that they don’t fuck on the first date that doesn’t need to be a date…they have that JOY OF LIFE…and fucking is part of those good times…

It’s to say that Frog Butts when they aren’t the butts of french girls, are girls on their knees, arching in ways that I guess make their asses look hotter…so these are frog butts, far better than actual frog butts, do frogs even have butts? I’ve never seen a frog shit…the frog frog not the french frog…I’ve seen french frogs shit…it was an upsell….the worst upsell ever.

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2021

04

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Cleavage of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is garbage, but I saw some story that her husband is asking for 50 percent of her internet brand in their divorce and I thought how great a thing, since he probably financed the whole thing and might as well get his piece of the action, because even if the idea that women out there buy anything that this pile of dog shit reality star, who ditched the actual hit show her peers went onto do, because she thought she was too good for it and destined to legit stardom, only to become an athlete’s wife, like a sugar baby on the LA dating apps trying to get her rent paid, only able to play it in a better way because she had been on TV…..

Point being, she has her tits that I assume are fake tits out, being that Orange County rich and boring wife…but I’ll still stare at the tits.

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2021

04

Jun

Elsa Hosk Mom Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret model because that’s just the natural progression of the female Swedish Basketball team…because they’re hot and not those WNBA “girls”…does the WNBA still exist….I feel like at one time they were doing hormone testing on the star players to make sure they were genetically female but that could have just been a rumor based on seeing what looked like balls in their shorts…

I feel like the Swedish team is more something to jack off to, you know fetish videos, the way all female sports should be, the whole athleticism is about as exciting as watching high school dudes participate in the sport, because that’s about the level their at, so without being able to jerk off to them while doing the sport…what’s the point of watching it at all…

I also feel like Elsa Hosk, in missing the basketball life, grew her own basketballs to fill her bikini top, because her mom tits are large…

Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel VS replacement and I like her…even though I can’t speak to whether her mom pussy is still functional, in one piece or a blown out mess…but the truth is, I couldn’t speak to that before she reproduced like some psychopath who doesn’t see the end of the world is near…how brave or stupid…

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2021

04

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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I used to think Candice Swanepoel was the hottest VS model…even though I’d make fun of her racist South African Farm owning roots….and her statistically high risk of HIV…you know BELIEVE THE SCIENCE….READ THE DATA….19 percent of the population over the age of 15 are HIV positive…scarier than your COVID bullshit…right…

So yeah, I used to think Candice Swanepoel was the hottest VS model…she made me want to risk the shark infested waters, to get to a blood diamond mine and profess my love for her….

I don’t think she’s the hottest VS model anymore…life happens, things rot…even love…nothing is forever.

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2021

04

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back pantie are a reminder that everyone is a fucking idiot who does what they are told…or at least women are….

It’s like tell a woman that their panties are out of style and frowned upon, and next thing you know, they’re out there replacing all their underwear for a thong for no reason other than marketing…

If the underwear company trying to sell me slutty cheaper panties for the same price by shaming full back panties and granny panties…no girl trying to be hot wants to be wearing granny panties…that’d be CRAZY talk…so they bust out the credit cards and stock up..

Obviously, that’s changed in the last few years, the full back panty is alive and well and no longer the granny panty, but never forget how dumb the women who fell for that lie are…they’ll fall for anything…hell…maybe they’ll even fall for fucking you…but I doubt it.

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2021

04

Jun

Brie Larson Butt Plug of the Day

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I saw this GIF last night and I’ve already linked to it twice….but I had no choice but to do the repost here and say “I THINK SHE HAS A BUTT PLUG IN”….

As you know I update StepSMUT.com daily…and the amount of butt plug insertion videos I see is at the level of absurd. It’s a trend and these girls rock their butt plugs all day…because I guess they way it makes them feel like they have to shit all day….

No, I haven’t ever had a butt plug in me, but I have had girls finger my ass a few times and it’s a giant uncomfortable whatever for me, so the fact that all these chicks have buttplugs in, maybe cuz it’s “cool”…I mean they are updating them to the internet for all to see so it is some level of clout….is weird…

But the more I watch this upshort video, the more I see the reflection of something that is likely a buttplug gem around where you’d expect to see her asshole.

If this is a butt plug, this would be the first celebrity butt plug flash, which isn’t shocking cuz I know celebs take it up the ass, it’s just shocking that they’d post it to IG…

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