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2021

02

Jun

Rihanna Tits Out for Vogue of the Day

Lingerie Lunch Lady Rihanna, the dot com billionaire, thanks to having the ability to direct to consumer sell lingerie through social media….merging Agent Provocateur the sugar baby favorite and Victoria’s Secret the basic mall brand favorite…and stealing all their fucking business cuz Rihanna knows panties, or at least how to pull them off, cuz girl got famous despite being born in Barbados…in some labor farm or work camp they source cultivate talent from….if you know what I mean….because how else would she get discovered…she wasn’t that good, she just appeared out of nowhere, but why her, why not some American girl…bringing her from Barbados seems like so much effort..paper work….legal issues…yet here she is doing America better than all Americans…it’s fascinating, someone out there should google the origin story..

I don’t know what this is for, but she’s reading Playboy for the artcles whilst looking pretty hot….I have liked Rihanna her entire confusing run…

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2021

02

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Side Boob of the Day

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I guess it is Lily Rose Depp’s birthday, so people are posting her hottest pics of the year or maybe they’re not, I just no I see a lot of tit on this one, some panty lines on other ones, a bikini booty in the pool doing stunts in another one…it’s a pretty solid trend of things to make you want to fuck Lily Rose Depp more than just knowing she’s a Depp and since you’re the biggest Pirates fan ever, you totally want to be near anything he’s created with his cum, even if the best part of her dripped down her leg….wished it was your mouth don’t you – sick fucks…

I like the celebrity rich kids who were raised famous, live famous, they are a superior level of rich kid and typically hotter since Hollywood is vain and shit, they kill off all the ugly babies born into their temple….

Anyway, she’s a babe.

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2021

02

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I am too fat to workout, shit’s too much effort when we’re all going to die anyway….and why not be the fat fuck who dies first in the horror movie, because is life really worth living, maybe it’s the gateway to a better place and every day here is one you’re not in that better place…right….deep…I know…

Obviously, dying sucks, living sucks, everything sucks, even working out sucks….but girls working out, staying fit, knowing fit is hotter than fat, wearing their slutty fitness clothes and doing their slutty fitness poses and moves….doesn’t suck….

It’s actually the only thing that would get me into a gym, or at least it was when I wasn’t too fat to workout…because spending hours hiding in the girl’s locker room, was the best workout ever…plus you can assume that fit girls can fuck….

Point is, get fitness inspired, you’ll live better, healthier…or at least hopefully the fat girls out there will….saving lives man, that’s what we do here.

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2021

02

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Gets Wet of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is getting fucked by some pro athlete but that’s probably not why she’s doing the whole being a half naked, sexy, silly, slut of social media…that’s probably orders from above…because clearly she’s in the system and pushes the agendas they want her to push because I have seen her over the year, since deciding to take social seriously, also an order from the top, in efforts to get her career more bumping, push all things woke…from BLM, to BIDEN….it’s been consistent, boring, we’re only here cuz you used to take nude selfies when left to your own devices bitch..not here for your brainwashing and trickery of the weak young minds…

Well, along with showing off what must be fake tits and a thicker than I though body….she’s also pushing for young people who would likely NEVER die of COVID to get the shot that they are gamify, putting propaganda out against, while never saying it is not EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT…but trust the news, companies that sell fake vaccines, and the government…SO YOU CAN HUG YOUR FAMILY again…fucking cucks…

I hate this shit, keep your medical info to yourself, unless you’re showing us where your hymen once was….or your asshole you fissured from raw anal with no lube…

This vaxx for freedom shit is some puppet master shit and we’re onto you…puppet…just unfotunately not the kind of puppet you’d get to fuck, because you made it out of deli meat and an old sock out of desperation from being a loser…LOSER.

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Now more of her SMUT…

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2021

02

Jun

Selena Gomez Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

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You’ve heard the song “Betty Davis Eyes”…but have you heard the song “Selena Gomez Thighs”….this thick legged midget puppet who was created in a lab where she was given LUPUS in order to mind control her…kidney transplant cuz she’s rich and stole a kidney from a more deserving person…only to think she’s more deserving cuz she’s Selena Gomez…is looking like the dog shit you’d expect her to look like…but 288 million people still follow her so she can look like trash and still matter…because people aren’t mean enough to these people despite them being evil…

I did zoom in on her pussy, to see there’s some weirdness going on in the photo edit, like that she hasn’t got a vagina at all, which could be what her “Kidney Transplant” was actually about…a vagina sealing…but if that was the case, what would the rich execs play with at their business meetings with her…unless of course…that’s what happens to the child stars at 18 and the elite have no use for them….LOL…JOKES>..right..?

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2021

02

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It’s wednesday…the day of the pussy wedgie…even though if you leave your house you will see ample tight shorts, often times bike shorts, pulled up inside a bitches pussy because she’s just casually being active and they ride up into the gash…and it has nothing to do with them pulling the short up into themselves like they were trying to inseminate themselves with a pro athlete, or really any rich guy’s dick…it’s just how the pussy is built to not support, or eat the tight pants..

I am all about the pussy definition, since getting over the fat girl in High School who always had a nasty pussy wedgie due to her pussy fatness, I’ve really been able to dedicate the rest of my life to staring at a cunt in clothing and thinking…”nice”…even when it’s not.

These aren’t user submitted pussy definition pics, but they should be, so it’s a reminder of my failures…while staring at a cultural and style win for humanity….PUSSY WEDGIES..better than the wedgies you get being bullied on the school bus….

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2021

02

Jun

Sofia Richie Titties in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the actual heiress to the Richie fortune, she’s the one who will be cashing in on “Hello”…long after her dad is dead from a botched botox session…so what the fuck should she do with herself knowing she’s set for fucking life before she ever started….hang with her tits out in a bikini, why the fuck not….it’s better than her last hustle which involved being the girlfriend to some snake fuck who worked with the Kardashians as one of their handlers and “baby daddies”….THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED…all these people helping each other so that people like you don’t move in on their turf…ever…it’s a closed circuit and you’re not invited…but they invite you to stare at her tits that should be bigger based on her hip that’s being cut the fuck off with that bikini bottom that’s one size too small..

Like all bikini pics that crop out the pussy, I’ll say, where’s the fucking pussy….you give us a sampling for the likes and follows, up the hustle a bit girl and give us some pussy definition…it is wednesday after all..

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2021

02

Jun

Sophie Mudd Fruit Porn of the Day

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Sophie Mudd’s got her big tits out, not sure if it has anything to do with her running a premium content site, because she’s not showing nipples, but maybe she’s one of those phoney fucks who posts up nudes of herself with her tits out for money without showing her nipples…because she doesn’t have to show the nipples…I call it the Kate’s Playground Hustle…and for any old timers out there you’ll know what I mean…these nude models of the early 2000s before social media ran member sites and cheap fucks like me, who didn’t trust the internet to put credit card info in, would sit waiting for them to leak her damn tits…and eventually they did…but it took a while and she likely squeezed all kinds of money out of that…so the hustle’s been around, the cocktease, it’s just an era of free throat fucking porn, why would anyone pay to see this…cuz they are big tits, there are big tits everywhere…cuz they are Sophie Mudd…who the fuck is that..

What I will say is that she’s far more interesting now that her tits are out than when she was pretending she didn’t have the tits, or that she was a legit model or personality, I will always choose tit over pretending you don’t have tit to not seem like you’re using tit to get ahead…if you got the tits bigger than my head…use them…it’s a gift, a lottery win….and this is that.

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2021

02

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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All you Bitcoin millionaires out there are probably laughing at the weed stock holders…eagerly waiting for weed to be made federally legal to dumb down and calm down an already retarded population…you know slow them down, chill them out, relax them so they can passively let you fuck them up the ass all lubed up and ready….kind of like anti-depressants only better cuz those on anti-depressants will still be on anti-depressants to numb them down proper…

Weed smokers, for the most part, aren’t the mindless idiots they propaganda pretends they are…perfectly normal, bright, successful people smoke weed on the regular…if anything maybe it opens some of their eyes to make them less trusting about the government, big corporations, the media…hollywood..

Or they’re girls posing with weed to get some clout and some attention in the weed world, before it goes federally legal and viral, like the weed stock holders, hoping for that bitcoin moment, they’re ready..so stare at them and encourage them for their hard work.

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2021

02

Jun

Oana Gregory White Swimsuit of the Day

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Oana Gregory is some Disney Kid who is barely a Disney kid, but she’s really pushing her Romanian Pride because I assume she’s a Gypsy and likes to warn you….or maybe she’s a vampire because if I know anything about Romania it’s that they have cheap hot women, gypsies trying to take your money, who can sometimes double as the cheap hot women….and vampires…

Her instagram Bio is Romanian….her wikipedia is the first Disney Kid from Romania…which I would argue is probably not true, but I don’t have radar equipment to look for the bodies under Disney World swamps…

She’s 25, in a one piece we’ll assume she photoshopped herself for…and I like white bathing suits for their ability to showcase the cunt…I am into the cunt…no matter what culture or ethnicity it identifies at…

Despite knowing nothing is real, this still looks good and I can buy into the lie…since she’s hardly famous yet, but I’ll do my part to help her get there. This is me doing that…

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