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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As a dude, at least I assume I am a dude, I wouldn’t be able to prove it if you asked me to pull my dick out, you know balls atrophy, dicks invert…shit happens when you drink tap water and processed foods….but I still consider myself a dude because I still sexualize women I assume are women and not dudes who got on hormones at 12 years old before puberty because their parents manipulated them into it without them realizing it cuz they were 12…but if you know trannies, at least not the street whore type, you’ll know they all had parents as excited for the clout of having such a progressive child than the child….if you know trannies, the street whore type, you have to laugh a little knowing that as dudes they’d watch sugar babies and whores of instagram and said “I want that for me”….like they literally cut their dicks off to be sugar babies…it’s weird…

This is not about trannies, it’s about my ability to like and appreciate all female panties, by being inclusive about panties, and eager for women to feel empowered by their panty choices, because granny panties, even when they weren’t hot, could still be hot…and that whole granny panties are bad shit was just brainwashing, marketing, designed to get your money ladies…if I dude really cares about your panties…it’s probably cuz he’d rather be wearing them than fucking them off you…something to keep in mind.

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2021

May

Olivia Culpo Pussy Bone in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some overly mainstream, Miss America, bullshit mall brand looking fuck pretending to be high fashion and important, thanks to being rich and fucking the football team, but who I think is overrated, a try hard, a phoney, with little to offer the world…because nothing she does is interesting in her overly curated bullshit mall brand feed….but she chases status with this pussy of hers…

I get that middle of the road chicks who pretend they are these hot, rich, and important sugar baby, sex workers….and the best thing about her and her cash grab is that she pretends to be a dudes chick, and a restauranteur who has nothing but terrible reviews, and the only thing Rhode Island about her is that her pussy likely smells like CRAB MEAT and potentially meth…or opiates…

I don’t know why these girls get in the circuit and the athletes pass them around, there are countless less self important cunts out there, who are hotter, have less face injections and are less obvious in their sex work, their dick sucking, their ladder climbing, their “I’m a fucking influencer who fucks”…I guess Athletes are the queer “Team Mentality” losers who shower together, so maybe that’s why they pass around the cunt…not concerned about how dusty she is from their dried cum…because they’ve had those dicks too…jock-shit..

She’s in a bikini, looks like a lot of bullshit to me, but bros of the internet like her…she’s the SPORTS SITE FROM BOSTON’s dream girl…but bros have traditionally had terrible taste in women…you middle of the road fucks and your middle of the road pussy.

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2021

May

Kate Bock Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bock is some tall skinny Canadian model who managed to get into the whole Sports Illustrated Swim human trafficking ring, or maybe you’d call it a matchmaking ring, or maybe you’d call it an athlete pussy farm….either way…she’s engaged to Basketball Player Kevin Love….

From being a rich kid in West Vancouver, to athlete’s wife…just anything is possible when you own a vagina….

In these pics, you’ll see how skinny she is, so skinny she forgot her ass, because it gets in the way of being skinny or some shit…

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2021

May

Bar Refaeli Pussy Print From Behind of the Day

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Here’s some Bar Refaeli spreading her ass for fitness or for Israel, I don’t know, I am just surprised at myself for not doing a Bar Refaeli post when the people of instagram were following that pile of dog shit Bella Hadid’s anti Israel/ anti-jewish opinion the people who are bombing Israel had….which has been funny to watch unfold because the woke, who probably don’t know anything besides how to play SIMON SAYS or follow the leaders, think calling terrorists terrorist racist, but calling Jewish people Nazis is not….it’s a crazy world out there…and I really don’t give a fuck about any of it…I don’t bother picking sides on things that don’t impact my day to day…since we don’t have any control over any of that….but I will say for other people that this really doesn’t impact…I’m talking to the middle of the road moms trying to be mom bloggers on social media…maybe their political opinions that were created based on memes people they like posted should take a backseat, probably not as hot of a backseat as Refaeli’s backseat, and go back to posting pics of them breast feeding…because you don’t know shit, I don’t know shit, it’s been a crisis forever…fuck off….

That said, it doesn’t seem to be phasing Refaeli too badly, the IDF skipping, too busy fucking Leo, even though we thought he was gay, only to return to Israel and send her mom to prison for tax evasion, so that Bar didn’t have to go….where she does yoga not youga….like this…

Looks good to me with the middle aged Israel content doing slutty fitness…

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2021

May

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve never notice a frog butt while sticking my dick in a frog, I usually just go for their mouths, the butts are just too complicated and cruel, while their mouths can stretch out and if you’ve ever seen a frog catch a bug in slow motion…I mean the skill they have is life changing while applied to your dick..you know just me and Kermit living that swamp life…so ROMANTIC

I know fucking frog’s isn’t supposed to be a hot thing….its probably illegal in some places because you can’t get their consent…but if you knew the love we had for each other, you’d understand why we don’t are about what you think…..

Obviously I don’t fuck frogs, but I do know that girls call their booty pose to make their asses look rounder is called Frog Butt…and since there’s nothing hot about fogs, we should rebrand it as “Kneeling”…

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2021

May

Girl Driving the ATV in the Most Insane Way and Other Videos of the Day

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NYC Sword Eater

Carpet Cleaning Hack

Dog Skateboarding Down the Stairs

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am the first to admit that I am an uneducated idiot who doesn’t know what I am talking about 99 percent of the time….I’m just here shit talking…

But I do find it hilarious when I see the sluts of instagram posting what I guess they call THIRST TRAPS on their feed…but in efforts to seem more meaningful in their scope of work, they try to split up the pictures of basically as much of their ass that they can possibly show without showing asshole, they throw up their political commentary….whether it’s about COVID, Vaccines, Gaza and Israel, Aliens, Racism, immigrant children being brought to Nashville, TRUMP, who for anyone who didn’t get the memo is not in office, so the fact they keep talking about him in the media is fucking weird…..

Anyway, girls who only know how to google themselves to see what people are saying about them, spreading the WOKE gospel to seem more important, meaningful, enlightened, involved….like they are better people when they are clearly just half retard narcisstic trash…is basically my new porn and there’s SO much material….I’ll be jerking off for months to this shit…

I don’t know if that’s what they call virtue signaling or gas lighting….I just know that their followers are even dumber than they are….so it’s definitely damaging….but that’s probably the whole point of social media…

Here are some morning links…

Valerie Loureda Turned Her Bellator 259 Weigh In into a Photo Shoot
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Idiot Loses His Teeth Being an Idiot
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Florence Pugh is a Black Widow
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Topless Model in Tulum
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Someone Check On Mel Kiper, Tim Tebow is Crushing Merchandise Sales
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Idiot on the Toy Slide
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Stuck On a Roller Coaster for 90 Minuts
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Shopping online in 1984
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Bartolo Colon Took the Mound in the Mexican Baseball League
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Car VS Semi Truck
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CAM GIRLS ARE LIFE
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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I keep seeing girls being mad about slut shaming, or being sexualized because they go outside basically half naked and dudes are wired to look, otherwise they’d be homosexuals…which I guess most men are becoming…I blame all that dick in porn confusing you…

I find it funny this don’t objectify me, reduce me to a body, try to get in the way of getting ahead, slut shaming the girls who feel shame cuz they know they are sluts….nonsense victim cry that happens in this era of everyone being a whiner and a pervert…but mainly a whiner…

Girls have been objectifying men since the dawn of time, you’re creepy, you’re poor, you’re a loser, you smell, you’re ugly, you’re fat, your dick is a shrivelled worm, micro penis shaming….I mean every girl I’ve ever had legit sex with has ended it with, that’d be better if your dick wasn’t a clit….

Which I guess isn’t the point of crying about slut shamers while being a slut, or the patriarchy when trying to sell nudes, or misogyny when all people may be saying is that you’re lazy and that’s bottom feeding, get a real job..and I don’t thing it’s anti feminist to want women to be CEOs or top players in everything if they’re good at it…cuz I love women…I would let a woman run my affairs over a man any day and not just for the cost savings cuz you can pay them less….I just prefer women…so I am a feminist…but I don’t think selling nudes is some empowering feminist act of empowerment…and I get people need to hype themselves up to feel like activists to justify their actions we see that fake virtue signaling all the time….

That pretend to be WOKE, but shit on any opinion that doesn’t speak to your close minded, insular bubble of ideologies…CANCEL what you don’t like….cuz YOU don’t like it…

Just get naked…sell nudes and shut the fuck up about it…and I will too…

That said, I’d LOVE to bring back Masturbation shaming…this over sexed society clearly can’t handle the internet…I am waiting for a time when everyone masturbates all over the streets…it’s coming….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Just Shared Another Weird Video!
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Jessie James Decker Bronzed Her Booty
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Bella Thorne on a Boat in a Thong Bikini
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Broken Neck on the Dirty Dancing Lift
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You’ll Love Jessica Simpson Getting Active!
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Playboy Playmate and Chelsea Superfan Maria Liman Celebrated Win Over Leicester City
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Uber has Live Music
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Irina Shayk in a Crop Top!
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Girl in Bra has a Weird Printer Dress
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Kylie Jenner’s Booty on a Boat in a Thong Bikini
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Egotastic Sports Hottie of the Day: Madison Svetz
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Johnny Depp Wants Proof Amber Heard Donated her Money to ACLU
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Skim Boarding Girl is a Retard
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Diane Guerrero’s Green Top
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Amber Heard in a T-Shirt!
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OMG, Lifetime releases 3rd film about Meghan and Harry
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Child Screams for 8 Hour Flight.
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Avalanche’s Nazem Kadri Facing Suspension After KOing Blues Defenseman Justin Faulk With a Brutal Shot to the Head
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Has Tokyo Truly Built The Best Subway System
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Absolutely Amazing Spear To Hand Sparring Performance In 2015
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Jessica Alba Cried When Daughter Walked in on her Boning!
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Donnie Whalberg and Jenny McCarthy are “Swingers”….and Bad Comedians
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Puking on the Parchute Drop
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Sofia Richie’s Thirst Trap!
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Candice Swanepoel is A ‘Brutally Soft Woman’
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UFC Fighter Jessica Eye Drops a Behind the Scenes Look at Her OnlyFans Shoot
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Looking Inside Big Sean’s Beverly Hills Mansion!
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Jake Paul makes deal with Showtime for next fight
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How The City Of Monaco Turns Itself Into A Racetrack
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Guy Rates Every Rapper’s Video Game Collection
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Kayakers Smacked with an Octopus
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Kara Del Toro’s Hot Sugar Donut
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Isabella Fonte the TikTok Dancer with Horses
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Paige Spiranac Pokes Fun at LeBron for Being a Drama Queen
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Buying Sneakers To Get Rich
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Is It Possible For A Normal Person To Drive A F1 Car
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Weird Art Insallation
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Nude Model Alba Galocha for Fashion
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Raye’s Upskirt at the Brit Awards
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John Elway and Aaron Rodgers Have Reportedly Played Golf Together Recently
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Spark Plug Breaking A Car Window In Super Slow Motion!
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$649 Dyson Fan Goes Head To Head Against A $15 Walmart Fan
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Ikea Looks Like an Ocean
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Iggy Azalea’s Big Mom Booty!
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Model Sarah Stephens in a Lingerie Shoot! Lots of Pics.
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Hot Wedding Lingerie Video by EATS
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Funny Underwear
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hottest Celebs on Social Media Posts
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REPEAT BUT SO GOOD – Tara Reid in her Bikini!
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REPEAT BUT SO GOOD – Alba is still Hot in a Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale’s Fat Mom Legs
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Lorena Rae Ass
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REPEAT BUT SO GOOD – Charlotte McKinney’s Titty in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts in Leggings
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Rumer Willis Tube Top
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Chantel Jeffries Sports Bra Titties
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Isla Fisher Cleavage in a Photoshoot
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Luna Blaise Legs in a Skirt
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Addison Rae in a Leopard Print Fitness Outfit
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Sara Sampaio Fitness Gear
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Kristen Stewart Maybe in a Sheer Top
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Model Romee Strijd in Photoshoot
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Whorish Mom of the Day
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From stepSMUT!!

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Taking Loads and Influencing People!
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Bare Ass Tree
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Naked Twerk Session!
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Terrible Morning Rituals
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Blinky Flirty Time
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Fuck Machines and Broken Dreams.
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Being a Maid Sucks
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30 People Having a shit Day
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Figuring Out the Strap On!
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Mature Chick with Big Tits Loves the Buttplug
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Big Bouncy Pussy
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Booty Flex on the Dildo.
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Ho Blonde Chick Masturbates
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Gripping.
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Fat Ginger Hipster Lesbian Woke Looking Girl Getting Naked and Fucking Herself
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Showing Off her Favorite Toys.
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Addicted to her Phone
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That Looks Big
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Double Cummer
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Two Handed…
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One Night Stand Squirt
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Toy in Ass
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Battle of the Clear Dildos
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Taking the Fingers to Squirtsville.
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Naked Blonde Looks Like 90s Trash
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Wetting Panties.
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Layla Sin by the Pool
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Rub Down Town…
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Layla Ivey Strip
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Butt Plug Time
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Big Tit Captain
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Wetting the Dildo…
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2021

May

Irina Shayk Upskirt of the Day

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I rarely talk about anything pop culture or celebrity in my everyday life because I ultimately started this site because I hated pop culture and celebrity and I thought it’d be funny to make fun of the sites that glamorize or feed into pop culture and celebrity…and without really planning on doing it for 17 years…which I’ve been doing for 17 years….I’ve ended up following the lives of idiots I’d otherwise never knew existed while still caring as little as I care about them….yet I can pop off bullshit facts about them…it’s been hell motherfuckers….17 years of monday to friday daily updated hell….

However, yesterday, I got caught up in a conversation with some random babe who sends me nudes because she cares about my needs…or likes putting me on the BCC when sending dudes she actually wants to fuck her nudes…either way, I’ve seen her vagina and it’s wonderful….and that coversation was about Irina Shayk…

Full disclosure, like how Bill Gates Propaganda have to disclose they are funded by Bill Gates, I think Russian girls are the hottest, usually smartest, often times athletic or dance capable, high performing, soulless opportunists on a mission to get ahead with those skills…and for some of the hot ones, even though I only know of hot Russians, assuming they killed them off in the communism years….who would know if they did…not me…

So Irina Shayk’s one of the greatest models of the last 15 years…

She’s 34 or 35, a mom with Brad Cooper, but still fucking hot….when posing, when flashing panties on the street, in her retard mask, despite being told that no one needs to wear masks anymore, making all these babes unhappy that they have to go back to getting fully made-up to leave the house…and since I’m staring at the pussy in panties, I’ll just ignore the fact that she’s a fucking masktard loser who subscribes to the bullshit…because I know Russians are always years behind America, at least they were in the 80s, when American Movies only got smuggled in on VHS shoved in some Ballet Dancer’s asshole and spread around the country years after the theatrical release…. so we’ll stick with that..

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2021

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong is a very important day, but don’t take my word for it….look at the asshole behind thong and think of the design flaw that is now a design win thanks to everyone being an exhibitionist anal loving pervert…who want to show their assholes but don’t want to be shameless or slutty…so they choose to do it with the underwear on….underwear that barely covers the asshole even though, based on my experience, underwear covering the asshole is a critical way to avoid getting shit, blood and puss on your soiled sweatpants….

I have said that the asshole is the gateway to the soul for at least a decade, so I predicted this genderless world of sexting perverts showing each other their assholes like a bunch of frat boys or jocks before they fuck each other to prove how queer they’re not….

The asshole in the sext means the girl’s giving you her all…hence why it’s the gateway to your soul…but recently, I was forwarded a story in the ATLANTIC that I’d link, but can’t be bothered because fuck those losers….that went on and on about how the asshole is an evolutionary marvel of all species…I didn’t read into it…but I think they may have quoted me in saying that the asshole is the gateway to the soul….GOOD OLD FASHION ASSHOLE NEWS….

Then I also read that mammals when stressed can breath through their assholes, so also another reason why the asshole is so good, even if you have HPV and it attaches to your asshole in the form of cancer like you’re Farrah Fawcett…or if you have other digestive ailments like a blood clot from you vaccine that requires two feet or METERS…since FEET are IMPERIAL and that’s racist…but METERS are metric so not racist….force your asshole to get sewn up so your shit goes to the STOMA BAG…and your asshole causes you Hemorrhoid and FISSURE grief…it’s still important and here’s some asshole…for you assholes by this asshole…

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